>that american guy who has his entire twitter/facebook feed full of La Liga or EPL posts
>that same guy who uses english slang like "What a screamer!" for a goal
>that british guy who has his entire twitter/facebook feed full of NFL or MLB posts
Oh wait this doesnt happen because both sports are shit
>>65266119
top bantz
>>65266119
>anglodummy banter
>>65266119
It does, pic related is some kids I went to school with having an NFL 'draft party'
>>65266119
> NFL
ok
> MLB
U w0t m8? It's basically the same sport as cricket with better uniforms and beautiful stadiums.
>>65266339
How you want your country senpai?
>>65266339
>NFL draft party
>dressed in suits
>those helmets
Fucking Christ.
>>65266339
>england
>white
>>65266354
All the batsmen are all drastically overweight
You shouldnt be allowed to play professional sports at their weight so it shouldn't ever be taken seriously
>>65266360
>>65266406
It is important to note these kids were huge spergs etc but they do still exist
>>65266339
>Englel
>>65266493
blame the DH bruh
>>65266071
Is that the mayonnaise guy from the mod video?
>>65266339
>went to first NYCFC - Red Bull away game at Yankee Stadium
>NYCFC fans all chanting "Who Are YA?" but going it in an english accent because it doesn't sound right
>Red Bulls fans all laughing at the NYCFC fans
It's like watching your younger brother get into a new fad that hasn't realized how cringey he's acting.
>>65266339
If you're going to bother to wear suits wear them correctly.
>>65266339
>kids
Don't you mean lads?
>school
Don't you mean drum-bum-teachy-totty?
>>65266922
>drum-bum-teachy-totty?
i cringed. trying too hard.
>>65266119
This post deserves some jazz hands.
>>65266119
>that guy who visits his grandmother every week
Oh wait she died disappointed in what a whiny little faggot of a grandson she had
Kek, I just saw one of these guys talking shit about Matt Miazga on twitter saying he was going to Vitesse forever
Even says "mate" when shit talking Trump. Holy trifecta of faggotry
>that british nfl fan that says "dee-fence"
>>65266354
Cricket is shit too.
>>65266992
>>65266071
english slang is great tho m8
>>65266071
>US hipsters love Soccer
>UK hipsters love __________
Why don't they like American Football to be counter culture?
>>65267472
Here's your (Fedora)
>>65267283
Oi, fink you can come roun' 'ere an chat shit?!
>>65267434
Click through to the regional breakdown of that. England is below US.
>>65267667
>they are part of us when it suits us
>they are not part of us when it makes us look bad
>>65267667
Jesus Christ, Wales
>>65267717
No, that is a weak strawman. We literally never want Wales to be a part of us.
>>65267747
Welcome to our relationship with the southern half of the United States. Doesn't change the fact that you don't get to pick and choose what you want to be accepting of when it comes to national identity. Unfortunately, people from the UK identify as being cucks.
>>65267667
>literally not knowing how percentages work
>>65267862
Fuck rhe west coast and northeast. Fucking faggots dragging the rest of the country down.
>>65267889
Maybe one day you'll understand them. They're not really that difficult.
>>65267862
>talking shit about the only decent part of the country
sorry we dont want to be liberal fags like you
>>65267902
>>65267937
don't be mad
>>65267937
>the south
>conservative
they rely on more government assistance in all facets of life than any other part of the country
>>65267434
>England literally has a town devoted to cucks
>>65268035
>this is what brainwashed libruls actually believe
>>65267862
We are literally separate countries though, I never think of myself as British ever desu
>>65268190
topcuck
>>65268280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH65jS-EseQ
this is what americans actually believe
What words have double meanings in American and British
>pussy
>fag
>bobbie
>bloody
>>65266119
look at all the foreign flags in /nfl/ or /mlb/
>>65266737
>go to college soccer game
>a bunch of neckbeards wearing american outlaws shit try to do bong chants and shit rather than fuck with the refs or call players qt's
>>65268324
>mormons
>>65268296
What does your passport say? Do you have any embassies in other countries?
>>65268280
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_reckoning/2012/10/25/blue_state_red_face_guess_who_benefits_more_from_your_taxes.html
Fuck off Cletus.
>>65268547
>or call players qt's
>being a homosexual
>>65268601
My girlfriend's sister played on the team so I bought womens soccer season tickets
not even joking it seemed like 70% of the people in the stands were relatives of the players mixed in with a few youth soccer teams. I am switching ti mens soccer next season
>>65268341
gay
bitch
cunt
wood
etc
>>65266339
>england
>white
>>65268645
I'd probably get the volleyball tix tbqhaf
>>65267862
I argue Commiefornia is worse than the south to have.
>>65268787
I live in orange country, CA. I have plenty of friends who not only go to shooting ranges regularly, but have a rich grandpa or uncle or relative who has a garage or shed FILLED with guns that are worth more than what you make in 5 years.
>>65266071
>that guy
Excuse me, those guys like to go by as homosexuals, check your privilege shitlord
>>65266493
>All the batsmen are all drastically overweight
Only the DHs are fatasses, the rest of the guys are all athletic.
>>65267490
The reason why no one considers American football outside the USA is that if you kinda want something like that, you have rugby.
>>65268787
California actually contributes to the country as a whole instead of leeching federal funds and dragging down national education and income averages like Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana.
