What sport do you play anon?
Fuck off normie scum
footy
Cycling
Drunk tv yelling.
>>65238771
i'll just say my favorite athlete is rocco siffredi, i take a lot away from his game and apply it to my own
>>65238771
anyone have the gif of this?
>>65238771
Panthers fan here.
My mouth is filled to the brim with hot semen. There are times it even leaks from my nose. I fantasize about taking 3-4 sometimes even 5 bbcs if I can manage it. I've drank so much semen from cam, my brain is slowly losing functionality because of the lack of daily proper nutrition. Anyways I just wanted to let you know my wife's son and I are both worried pey pey will win next week. I don't see cam being able to handle the extreme pass rush. Gosh I wish von Miller would sack me if you know what I mean hehe. But seriously I'm a bit worried. I'm tired of all these bandwagon panther fans. My wife's son and I started watching week 12 and alot of you faggots just started week 16. Like gtfo.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Using fucking plastic red cups
Why???
Softball. Grown. Men. Softball lol
I actually just got signed by a local team to be the shitposter on a chinese checkers board
>>65238970
Don't you mexicans also do that shit? I thought you copied everything from your Amerifat overlords
If I was even remotely competent with any sport, you could bet your sweet ass which I've been checking out all night, that I wouldn't still be here drinking this shitty excuse for pisswater. I'd be outside playing my toned ass off and fucking hot cheerleaders. So to answer your question, I play a sport called dreams and I am very bad at it.
Fencing, Debating and High Level CS:GO
>>65239050
Theres a LOT of ameriboos here desu but we dont drink alcohol in fucking plastic
>>65239111
Are you 17? Cause those sound like the hobbies of an active high school student.
>>65239121
>we dont drink alcohol in fucking plastic
How do you drink in parties/clubs then? Straight from the bottle?
I'm on the track team
"You look too big to run, do you do the ball-put thing?"
Yeah, along those lines. The only thing that runs in my family is heart disease
*sensible laughter*
Every fucking time
An old Japanese business man asked me this once and I said pray station
He thought it was hilarious
>>65238944
2/10 not enough yalls and cousin fucking to be a believable Carolina copy pasta.
Competitive cum eating
>>65239141
high school doesn't exist in britain, so it is immediate that i'm not in high school, which implies that i am not 17
>>65239241
That's true. I forgot muslim countries don't have high school.
>>65238970
Do you break out the fine glassware when you throw a kegger Jesus?
>>65239050
Some do
Not really sure why, desu
>>65239159
>What is glass cup
I never go to clubs so i mostly drink beer from the bottle
Also,plastic its only acceptable with soda
>>65239290
Do you have 100 glass cups in your house to use in a party?
>>65238970
lol when i was in london with my friends we were talking shit with these black kids and the one asks, "are the red cups real???"
he was so happy when we showed him pics of parties on a phone
>>65239309
Who does not?
>>65239362
I have 5 glasses and they aren't even the same shape
Ultimate Frisbee
>>65239309
You dont drink beer from the bottle?
>A 100 guest party
You dont have enough glass for like 20 25 people?
Anyway most people drink beer in a house party unless its christmas or new year.
>>65238832
Why do you wear a helmet m8?
Football, and i'm better than all the amerishits that surround me.
>too skelly for the football team
>literally the most mediocre player to ever try out for the baseball team
>implying soccer in high school
>last back to the line in suicides
>>65238771
thats the wrong picture for the question....lol "new guys" and "/sp/ first timers"
i wrestle
i'm 6'4, take a guess
>>65238771
Lacrosse
>>65239657
>lacrosse
>>65239121
>no usa vasos rojos de peda
u fucking with me nigger?
>>65238771
played american football from from 12 till 23
>>65238970
No one even uses these here in America, it's mainly a le red cup party meme xD which isn't real
>>65239715
>no usa vasos rojos de peda
It's usually a combination of drinking straight from the bottle or a lot of
>sorry I can't drink and drive :/ face
Very dangerous living going on here in the states boys.
The girls are the ones usually drinking, since mostly not driving.
I am seeing more squads of guys being driven in by a girl in a car which is a sad change in role reversal going on, but I guess men are being phased out anyways.
>>65238771
shitposting
what are all these people in my house for
i haven't talked to anyone outside my family in 5+ years
>>65239657
Those rape parties sure get wild don't they senpai?
>>65239715
In college. It's not really a meme
>>65238771
golf
Rugby
Strongman
Judo on the side
Used to play gridiron
just started as a lifter for the cheerleaders (pretty fun, easy enough and lots of fit birds)
>>65238771
Tennis, boxing, backyard cricket.
>>65238771
Whats the deal with those red cups? Theyre literally at every american party ever. Even in movies.
>>65239181
HAHA EBIN XD
>>65238888
Kek
>>65239268
Kek
soccer
>>65239657
they said sport not cuckold
currently playing 7v7 footy
too lazy and fat to play 11v11
>>65240887
>87â–¶
>cheerleader
kill yourself beta
the sport of getting sweet dubs on my anonymous Singaporean anime fetish image-board
>>65239050
we do dont listen to that faggot
>>65238888
Grandma?
Why the fuck do you yanks insist on drinking alcohol exclusively out of red plastic cups? It's weird.
>>65238771
golf :)
>>65238771
This picture pisses me off. The ugliest chick has the bitchiest look.
>>65241446
most people don't drink out of solo cups, unless their underage college faggots. i just drink from the bottle or cans
>>65241446
>have house party
>cans of beer
>liquor and mixers in plastic cups
How is this mind blowing to everyone? Is it not a party if it's not with the fine China?
>>65241562
Are most people illiterate too?
senpai, which college to transfer to that has casual soccer clubs or easiest to get on school soccer team?
>>65241562
your mom drinks from my dick
>>65241646
yes, the people I know only drink beer from solo cups if you're playing beer pong or drinking a mixer
>>65238771
retired from rugby, too many cuntcushions :/
>>65241050
they're cheap disposable cups, I honestly don't believe the rest of the planet finds this to be fascinating, after all we're all about cheap disposable plastic. To be fair why wouldn't we, we got that oil money
>>65241793
Everyone's fascinated by them tbqh
They're in every form of media that comes out of America, but you can't buy them anywhere else.
>>65241446
>>65241562
>>65241646
>>65241747
also kegs
>>65241805
yeah i had some friends from brazil visit and were so stoked about them that they each took home a bag of red cups
>>65241646
>Man
>Drinking mixers
Anyway,this shithole(mexico) its filled with faggots too (as you can see ITT)
>>65241917
>only having guys at your party
I play basketball
>>65241917
>implying i don't drink nice liquor straight in a glass
if you're drinking terrible liquor at a party i don't understand why you wouldn't mix it
Basketball in middle school.
I was garbage and now I can't bring myself to watch apehoop.
>>65238771
>all those white girls
>those faces
>that one black guy
Lmao
>>65238927
>>65241986
I only drink beer except xmas and NY
>>65241838
Kegs were rare, at least at my school. I only got a keg like 3 or 4 times just for the novelty of doing keg stands.
>>65241917
>not inviting the sluts you know so maybe your penis can get touched.
>>65238970
>he's never been to a party with a keg
>>65238771
Archery
is frenzied but ultimately disappointing masturbation a sport?
>>65242126
FFS DON'T FUCKING BREAK CHARACTER YOU DUMB HOLE
>>65242126
That blonde on the right is kinda into it. Better hit on her for the rest of the night.
>>65243590
>she wants to fuck
>>65238771
The low key creeper
>>65239412
>100 friends
surfing.
>>65239412
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Golf. Spring can't come soon enough.
dont really play a sport but i chuck rocks at faggots
>mfw imagining /sp/ers "throwing a party"
good lord that must be a pathetic sight
>tfw I don't play anything anymore because of torn acl
>>65244334
That sucks bro.
>>65238771
Semi pro football
>>65244348
I'm getting the operation to fix it in April, maybe next year I'll be able to play real sports again. Right now I can only ride bikes or swim
POLITICS IS MY E-SPORT ANON!
>tfw played sports until high school
>in high school everyone grew bigger and stronger while i stayed an emaciated holocaust manlet runt
>couldnt play any more sports because i just kept getting beat by everyone in everything
>only thing i could do was take gym class seriously and have fun like a faggot
Have some of you people seriously never been to a kegger?
>I enjoy shitposting on Cambodian finger paint forums
WATCH THE PANTIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR
>>65238771
crabcock
>>65242126
You know its bad when that ugly ass bitch and the white dude in the glasses in the back look at you that way
>>65244275
>>65242522
>not just doing bombs out of the keg
>needing plastic cups
May as well just drink semen you fucking faggot.
>>65244464
actually though. this has been the normie board since 2007
>>65244921
>this
>normie board
>>65244958
one of about two boards that even understand the concept of sex.
>>65239715
>he doesnt go to parties
>>65238771
Why would a sane, self-respecting man go to a party with shitty people like that?
>>65245021
every year this board rotates a new crop of college freshman engineering majors who are the same as the rest of 4chan. but yes, this board is just normies"
>>65245041
standing in a corner of a party you got pity invited to because people accidentally mentioned a party around you and didnt want to make it awkward counts i guess right anon? lucky for you
>>65245072
at least i get pity invited enough to know that people use solo cups
>the rest of the world is fascinated with our red plastic cups
>>65245072
Dude people use solo cups all the time. what the fuck you think they use
>>65238771
>>65242126
>>65238832
nice cosplay
>>65239654
Horse racing.
Rugby, and often go to swim.
>>65245387
I always wondered why all plastic cups are red in burgerland. Are they provided by the state or something?
Also why do you never see anyone drinking out of beer cans or bottles or glasses in American movies?
>>65244173
>Ballhunt
>Sport
>>65238771
Go-Karting. Yes it is a sport esp when the guys decide to go a full hour, with refuelling and second karts for overheating reasons. Literally cant feel your arms after.
>>65239666
In4 best sport
>>65244173
Lacrosse is spring's sport senpai. Take your hobby elsewhere
>>65245072
>yfw i am a comp sci major
>>65246594
Fuck you. Go Carts is not a sport.
>>65248327
Motorsports, family
>>65238771
Used to be a regional snooker champion.
Met Alex Higgins once. Its true what they say, never meet your heroes.
>>65239379
this guy is similar to me yet he is a different race
>>65238771
will rekt almost anyone at tennis. good at basketball too.
>>65238832
FULL
>>65240870
i grew up 10 miles from where Hogan was from.
Still play soccer with the local spics, even if it's my 4th favorite sport
>tfw too weak for football
>tfw can't shoot basketballs worth shit
>the no ice to play hockey on
>>65248800
Tell me footy isn't the most fun game to play. You can't play hockey in a back alley with a coke bottle.
golf and beer league softball
>>65244352
>tfw i play in the Seattle Stallions
>>65239268
Kek
>>65238771
CS:GO
7v7 football
Futsal
Table tennis
Currently recovering from a torn meniscus. Fucking killing me.
>>65238771
eww don't talk to me you ugly cunt, I'm not here to impress you.
>>65238771
Rugby, Openside Flanker/8-man
Hockey, defensemen.
Shitposting
Fuck around with a soccer ball while I'm not banging the football players girlfriends while they do 2-a-days
Is competitive eating an sport?
>>65238771
Serial masturbation, ladies. Why do you ask?
Football 11v11
Football 7v7
Futsal
none, i'm 24.
>>65238771
Lacrosse
>>65239403
Me too.
"esports"
>>65254158
>openside flanker
How does it feel not being a big guy?
Grew up playing baseball mostly, some basketball, later soccer. After high school I started getting into tennis but none of my faggot friends ever wanted to play.
The correct answers to this (when asked by a woman):
>Football: women love football players. If you play football, you're basically set.
>Basketball: women love tall (black) guys. This is a fact.
>Lacrosse: I have no idea why. Probably because Lax is similar to hockey.
>Hockey: specifically 18-20something women have a magnet in them that instantly draws their vagina to the nearest penis of a hockey player if in a thousand yard distance.
baseball (i was awful and one of my classmates is an mlb all-star so it didn't last long), lacrosse (i was awful, but so was everyone else), cross country (i was awful, but no cuts)
>>65254158
What league? Socal here
