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NZ vs Pakistan on rain delay watch - May start on reduced overs
Poopeelia vs India t. 20 tomorrow
>>65229165
please watch our sport
Based threadmonkey
>20/20 ODI
>>65229165
>No Immanuel Kant
daniel here ama
look at that fucking monkey
>>65229232
Which one? There is two of them in the pic
>>65229211
He's right next to Hegel la
doesn't look like we'll get a game lads
>>65229231
Fuck off you fat skank
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/ab-medal-red-carpet-fashion-photo-gallery-smith-warner-lanning-perry-starc-watson-holland-dickson/2016-01-27
>all the lesbian couples
>>65229279
They're just good friends lad
>>65229279
A rare sighting of Pat Cummins
>a bit of rain
>game cancelled
Pyjama cricket supporters will defend this.
>>65229165
>no convict
I lik crigit
fuck me lads, Watson married a qt
I'm at the ground in Napier
the covers are coming off
>>65229513
im at the grounds in Napier
officials are swimming out to check the pitch now lads
I'm in Napier lads.
Having dinner and a fabulous Pinot Noir at Craggy Range Winery.
KEK, where did Stove Shit Run off to?
Aww, did big mean Kohli bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed stove shit on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/steve-smith-unimpressed-with-virat-kohlis-sendoff-during-twenty20-at-adelaide-oval-20160128-gmfrvz.html
>game is cancelled
I'm seething lads. Why does Poo Peeland still have test status?
>>65229820
>test status
I honestly couldn't care less about tests. As long as we can keep playing T20's at the high level I will be happy, it's more meaningful in this day and age
In fact, you would find the majority of the cricket watching public to be in the same boat as myself.
Sky is telling me (Abandoned)
fuckers
>>65229279
Tfw Nathan Lyon
Also Glenn Maxwell is killing it with his date
Would fuck desu senpai
>>65229631
>2016
>still drinking PN
>>65229921
fuck you're unattractive
>>65230028
t. Trannyiel
>>65230057
Literally who
>>65230058
>2016
>still obsessing over Daniel
>>65230068
(You) you soft-looking blouse
>>65230081
Ok statsbro, whatever you decide lad
>>65230169
Based zhang
GTM looks shit lads
>losing 3-0 to India in your own country
kek
KEKED
just saw this on basedbook lads
>>65229279
Meg over did makeup Tbh, Hastings and hazelwood are punching pretty hard, voges and his wife look identical, pershit can;t into wardrobe and khawaja is a homo.
>Pat Cummins was the 10th best cricketer in the country last year
Literally how?
>>65230631
Khawaja x Burns will never stop being funny tbqh
>>65230591
that is so tasteless
>>65230665
Shut the fuck up saxshit
>>65230007
you have exactly zero taste. She looks like a fucking drizabone, not as bad as the ayy lmao "Becky Boston", Pat should've reminded her not to give her "professional" name.
>>65230683
>LE U R LE SACK ZONE XDXD
jesus, the state of this thing
>>65230684
he probably meant he'd fuck maxi m8
>le struggles to pull 4/10s man
>>65228845
Hong Kong vs Scotland ODIs are streamed on the Hong Kong cricket Youtube channel.
Harris is getting fat lads
>>65230698
Patty is way out of her league tbqh
>>65230712
>4/10
thats generous
i want Gary and Steve Shit's slut to procreate so that they create the ULTIMATE head
>>65230712
Poor lad must have locked himself in when he was an irrelevant groundsman with a receding hairline
anyone got the witness?
lads?
hello is this bundes
>>65230730
>getting
>>65230757
willkommen
>>65230712
NOICE GARY
>>65230757
its close enough to be quite honest
>>65230757
Yeah lad, who is your favourite bundes and why is it Kraigg Braithwaite
>>65230757
Ja mein hue-stomping freund
Hey lads what changes are going to be made by Australia for the t20 tomorrow? I'm guessing Tye will get a game.
>>65230789
t. elitespouter
>>65230789
FUCK OFF
>>65230795
Not your autistic Australian friend.
>>65230789
No Smith and Warner, SMarsh in, potential Memeswell return, probably Hastings over Richardshit.
>>65230796
Bit rude lad.
>>65230816
Go ask reddit cockmuncher
>>65230789
Steve Smith sooking about Kohli's cheeky send off the other night
fuckin babies I tells ya
>>65230838
>an Australian able to give it but not take it
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>65230860
makes me a bit agitated to be quite frank
>>65230871
Do all Australians actually think that Kohli is a wanker? Every aussie that I've met hate him more than anyone else.
Coonbitch, you here m8?
Supercoach opens in 5 (five) hours.
>>65230888
He's actually well liked since he behaves a lot like >our players
>>65230888
I don't mind him, he doesn't give a fuck,
i thought it was great when Faulkner tried giving him the bants in the odi's and got smashed.
>based kohli
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/76349158/australia-captain-steve-smith-says-virat-kohli-sledge-was-just-not-cricket
>>65230712
4 for 10 are good figures senpai
>cricket players now wear mics while playing
>>65230911
Yeah that was pretty funny desu. He performs at his best when he's pissed off.
>>65231011
Channel nine is a meme itself.
>>65231011
Warnercuck was trying to justify it by saying it's a part of the modern game, but I think it's bullshit for internationals. Maybe it's ok in meme bash or something.
>>65231011
hopefully it dies after this fiasco
I guess we need to face the fact that contemporary cricket = garish colours, KFC, curry corruption and pure fucking memery.
>>65231011
>now
It's been going on for 7 years or so, and only in meme20
>>65231123
>watching T20
>>65230888
i really like him tbqh, he is the second most Australian brown person I have ever seen (Bushman wins)
but I get a strange amount of satisfaction every time Overratedson fails.
>you now remember when Clark, Hilfenhaus and Siddle were >our bowling mainstays
>>65229279
You can tell Holly is quite average without the makeup.
Ellyse is always the option to choose 2bh
I'll watch the meme game tomorrow just to see based Kohli bully that fucktard again.
>>65231154
Clark was unironically great, he just didn't get on with Ponting and had injuries
>>65231156
I'm talking about Anderson, not Cancer
Shane Watson is unironically a better bowler in Australian conditions than Blanderson
>>65231163
I respect your honesty senpai
>>65231163
Like they say:
>Holly for the autist
>Ellyse for the elite
>>65231193
Ellyse for the blacked.com audience you mean
>>65231193
Did you notice Holly's beta orbiter wasn't in the pic?
They literally told him to rack off probably because they assumed he was her little brother
KEK
>>65231142
>>65231172
>Overratedson
>world-class in England, Asia and the Caribbean
>still decent because of his consistent line and length and economy in the Southern hemisphere
Anderson ripping through Australia in Australia was 5 years ago m8, let it go
>>65231207
Holly's bf gets qucked, he's a beta, that's why obese Holly orbiters are obsessed with her. They think they have a chance. Elyse is an alpha female with an alpha husband. Elyse Bros are alpha too and are prepared to compete with the shidskims who are stealing >our women.
>>65231213
No, I can't look directly at pictures of Holly any more tßh
>>65231236
hi daniel
>>65231233
>alpha husband
Have you heard the story of how they met? He LITERALLY had to ask his friend to get him to make her pose for a photo with him
>>65231252
>LE U R LE DANIEL XD
>>65231252
Hi.
>>65231268
>LE THERE IS MORE THAN ONE KIWI POSTER XDDD
Hi I'm here to tell you about a sport named baseball. It is similar to cricket. Please watch our sport.
>>65231253
He sent one of his bitch boys to run his errands. Alpha as fuck.
Do you agree, au/sp/?
>>65231311
It's the baseball offseason you casual piece of shit. Fuck off.
who /muscularNRLandliterallywinningAFLsupercoach/ here?
I'm addicted to (You)s
They’re a needle in my vein
Gently click refresh
And intoxicate my brain
Oh bracket fever
Do you see all the suffering from (You)s
Wake me up before
They all 404
Wake me up
I'm addicted to (You)s
I'm addicted to (You)s
I'm addicted
I'm addicted
I'm addicted to (You)s
Yeah!
>>65231253
>oi dazza go and tell that bitch to come be in a photo with me or i'll bash you
based as fuck
>>65231325
No it's not
Please watch the Australian Baseball League
>>65231319
pretty common opinion
>>65231252
>not knowing statscunt's gimmick of putting beta in his tbhs
>>65231319
>wogdive fan saying this
Are we (/cric/) bandwagoning the rays this year lads?
>>65231347
We unironically get ads for this on ESPN over here
Like what the fuck, australia has a televised baseball league?
>>65231319
Their whole existence is based around being mad at Union and cultivated in poor people schools, so nobody is surprised when these young retarded "men" act out in wild ways.
>>65231376
>tßh
>statschink
know your stuff matey
>>65231408
ye I watched it the other day
id say its on par with being as boring as the American baseball leauge
>>65231408
yeah but the players are so bad that it's boring
>>65230631
everytime this guy poses for a picture a meme spawns.
>>65230591
Disgusting, I really thought Facebook was the last mainstream website dedicated to the upholding of social justice
Guess it's back to Tumblr for me then
>>65231390
Bluejays desu
>>65230650
homo?
>P-P-P-PLEASE DON'T BULLY ME BIG STRONG INDIANS!!!
KEK, why is Meme Shit such a crybaby beta?
>>65231456
So why should we watch it?
>>65231477
Shut the fuck up saxshit
U19 World Cup going on lads.
>>65229165
Put some nobody irrelevant Aussie on there and it's good la
>>65231477
I know, it's virtually impossible to spend the day browsing social media without being constantly triggered and PTSDed
>>65231528
Australian philosophers don't exist lad
>>65230698
>be 6'5" physical god
>literally be the handsomest man in Aussie sports
>be a pleb low test beta
>>65230712
Lyon confirmed for highest test Australian
>>65231523
No Australia no watch tbqh
>>65231011
>now
Let me guess - the semifinal was the first cricket game you saw?
>he doesn't think Fed Ex's got this
>>65231390
Based Cubbies la'
>>65231142
Yeah Bumrah's a good prospect for the future but probably won't last too long because of injuries and shit.
>>65231683
He's talking about Khawaja ashy
just got my 100th tinder match lads
gonna take off my helmet and salute the crowd with my dick desu
>>65231718
I should sleep earlier.
>>65231759
Do people even use tinder anymore? Dropped it after finding a shit ton of traps on grindr and never looked back.
>>65231786
Based Daniel
>>65231804
Daniel would probably refuse to swipe right and wait for them to swipe first, and then wonder why he isn't getting any matches.
>>65231854
fuck off you fat skank
https://youtu.be/EuqNaMpED5o?t=128
please skip to around 2:08 and let me know if he plays the didgeridoo at all correctly
God Bless
>>65231962
>>65230024
>>65229336
>>65229158
Look at those fucking monkeys
I'm a middle aged single mother with 3 children and I think Mitchell Pearce's behaviour was simply deplorable
These young men are supposed to be role models to our future members of society
>>65231985
Fuck off threadcoon, just because one fucking thread doesn't have "le holly or elyse XD"
>>65231786
It's filled to the brim with normies who are there "for curiosity" and aren't interested in the classic pump'n'dump. I've come across pretty much every girl I know on tinder honestly, and none of them seem like dtf types
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4329nf/what_are_the_chances_of_finding_a_live_game_in_nz/
please like our sports
>>65232040
Listening to lads?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=maUwBlJ6CiE
>Chris Gayle will be punished more for asking a woman out on a date than Mitchell Pearce will be for fucking a literal dog
>>65232247
>cheekily wanking some dog is worse than literal rape
fuck off
>>65231540
What the fuck are you niggers doing with my monkey?
What can I do to save our race, /cric/?
>>65232453
>my
Which zoo do you own lad
>>65232265
Verbal rape is a meme
>>65232487
Grab the nearest sword or if not availible gun and Deus mutherfucking Valt
just had /kfc/ lads
had no supercharged sauce
absolutely gutted 2bh family
>>65232753
I had one of the big kahuna burgers today. I usually think kfc is sickening but it was one of the best burgers i've had at one of the big fast food places. Definitely recommend.
gf is bringing me a cheeky late night kebab
>>65232888
>gf
REEEE
>>65232888
>big kahuna burgers
I don't think we have that one. It looks exactly like a Kentucky Burger except the Kentucky Burger doesn't have pineapple
The amount of tennis threads is memeworthy lads
Can't wait till this thing is over so they can all fuck off back to /v/ or /int/
>>65233096
its a shame the janny stopped us from KOing them earlier
>>65232508
The one yur mum lives at
>>65232888
I don't thought Big Kahuna Burgers were just something out of Tarantino films.
>>65233455
*i thought
Get fucking memed on poo peeland; in the battle of the earthquake prone, third world shitholes, you lost.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-under-19-world-cup-2016/engine/match/949709.html
>>65233483
Not even mad. I'm impressed
Confession: I have never heard a Kanye song before. And I have no intention of ever hearing a Kanye song.
You might wonder "how is this possible?". The only Jay-Z song I've heard was the one Coldplay played before they came on at a gig.
>>65233483
Absolutely based
Associate nations winning is excellent news
>>65233483
kek
KEK
K E K
The "future" of Poo Peeland "cricket" on suicide watch
>>65233536
Genuinely well structured joke tbqh
>>65233546
I literally and unironically had never heard of David Bowie until he died and everyone spammed him on here
I literally had never heard about cricket until today when I accidentally clicked into 4chan and subsequently found /sp/ and this thread.
>>65233536
Based Walkbro
>>65233483
Why can't cricinfo get Nepalese flag right?
Aussie footy: sexually assault a woman and we'll barely blink an eye, pretend to fuck a dog and ur career is OVER mate
lel just seen >we beat Fiji by 299 runs
What a meme, why even bother going to the shithole that in Bangladesh for that? I'd literally refuse.
When do England next play?
>>65233609
>why even bother going to the shithole that in Bangladesh for that
(>)we literally didnt, I think Fiji took >our spot
>>65233616
Based 'stralia. Literally why would you go to a match fixxed tourney in a place where they don't have bogs? I bet half the team catch some fucking horrid disease.
>>65233628
During the South Africa/India series, literally 3/4 of the South African team had food poising and a severe case of pooinloo on the eve of the first test i think it was.
How do "humans" even survive in these shitholes? Have they mutated like cockroaches?
Altho why Australia isn't at this tournament I don't get. They're claiming "security", but England and New Zealand would have all the same intelligence >we do. So it doesn't really add up. But fuck if I was an U-19 cucketer i'd be pretty happy not to go to objectively the worst country in the world.
>>65233634
I guess only the strong survive, its like when you get an injection, you take a small strain of a virus and then your body learns how to deal with it. I think most die, but some survive and are then immune to the disease you get from bathing, drinking, shitting, putting cremated bodies in their water supply,
>>65233634
>>we
>>65233668
>>>we
>>65233693
>>>>we
just ran 3 lads
just ramped one down to long-stop lads
just got caught scuffing up the rough side of the ball with my pocket-knife lads
just got dismissed by timeout lads
just reviewed a decision lads, the umpire was seething
can you fuck off you autist
just scored a 1000 runs lads
just bowled a chinaman lads, it had him completely bamboozled
just bowled an inswinging yorker to a tailender lads
just dropped the series lads
just changed to over the wicket lads
just mankaded the non-striker lads
just dry-humped a dog and pissed myself lads
just gloved one to fly slip lads
>>65233752
>>65233771
>>65233848
>>65233862
>>65233877
>>65233887
>>65233889
>>65233897
>>65233901
>>65233903
>>65233913
>>65233916
>>65233920
>Samefagging this much
Embarrassing
just took guard on leg-stump lads
just got accused of samefagging lads
just bowled a heavy ball with my long levers lads
just got 5(five) (you)'s lads
just bowled some 130kph chin music lads
just dug my bowling mark info the ground lads
just abandoned my home country to play for england lads
STOP POSTING OUR IMAGES ON LESSER CHANS KIWE!
btw, i lik criket
just got dropped from England over a text message I sent lads
just accidentally shot myself in the head lads
just got reintegrated into the team lads
just got banned by the ICC over an illicit action lads
>>65233948
>tfw only got one
just got fired and made a scapegoat lads
just released my autobiography lads
Just got my shit fucked up lads
just called Graeme Smith a muppet lads
just asked to have a bowl on a batsman's paradise during an ashes test lads
JUST.. lads
just called Hashim Amla a terrorist lads
just released a 336 page diatribe against Matt Prior and the ECB lads
just won the toss and elected to capitulate in Nottingham lads
just said I can't see Carlton losing a game all season lads
>>65234067
t. Dean Jones
>>65234068
t. KP?
Someone start an /afl/ supercoach league lads
just got called racist in Birmingham lads
just played with fire lads
>>65230735
seconding this desu
I try to like him, I really do. But this is too much of everything I don't like.
just sold my niece off to some wog fast bowler lads
>>65233483
>losing to India's 30th state
>NZ kids in charge of chasing a small total
>>65234227
is there a New South Wales of India? As in a state that dominates the country and produces the vast majority of national team players?
>>65234245
Not anymore, but Bombay has won 90% of Ranji Trophy finals. The image speaks for itself.
>>65234285
absolute fucking kek. were they the only ones who took cricket seriously for 50 years or something?
>Masters Champions League
KEK
E
K
>>65234141
And Piers Morgan will furiously retweet it
>>65229165
>humanity is white
>LE BOL
>LE CRIG
>LE GOAT
>you will never see Trump hat guy,Saxon and Germanbro form the ultimate alliance taking down SJW scum and creating GOAT shitposting on /cric/
why even breath
Lads thinking about laying some money down on the Aussie open. Not sure if Murray and the wog played yet but give me some advice on what today down. Serena is gonna be at -700 so fuck that. Trump hat guy needs one more root before he goes back to the states.
>>65238245
Novakwinslol
Serenawinslol
thats free money
>>65234285
do yu lik criket budy?
cricket today lads
>>65241054
The first game was way too meme-tier for me. Tait, Smith's dismissal, ""Yuvraj Singh"", Pandya's first over, Dhoni finishing the innings, and Australia collapsing. That was honestly just the weirdest game of cricket I've seen since 60 all out.
>Dimitri Mascarenhas will step down from his role as Black Caps bowling coach at the end of the 2016 home summer.
Y E S
E
S
>>65241216
Bond when
>>65241216
unfortunately it's AFTER the Aus series.
>>65241246
when our best potential coaches can't be paid more by BBL/IPL teams.
