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>That kid who spent loads on his kit but was shit at the sport
>That kid who just stood in the middle of the pitch and refused to get involved
>That kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the changing room after every PE lesson
I was all of those.
>That kid who bunted in a wiffle ball game.
Yes this really happened.
>>65189435
Bunting is a part of the game. It's great strategy
>that kid that keeps joining the team every season but quits less than a quarter of the way through
>that kid that got into a fight with the poor ghetto kids so we had to run to our homes
fuck i just want to play football not a Warriors re-anactment
>>65189387
Elite movie, anon
>that one autistic kid with the over zealous parents
>that kid that pulled his pants all the way down to pee after a game
>that skinny kid who is somehow even slower and more out of shape than the fat kids
>>65189435
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
This is not sport related. If you want to discuss sports, I'd suggest you to use one of the generals.
Since this looks like an honest mistake I won't report you if you delete this thread in the next 10 minutes.
Sage.
>that kid who hit the PE teacher in the balls 3 times in the same class with a basketball
He threatened to kick my ass after school hours
>>65189636
>that super serious kid who told the teacher you're goofing off even though it's a free day and the teacher said you could play whatever you wanted
>those girls who really wanted to make a co-ed touch football team for the floor of your dorm and then never showed up to the games which automatically disqualified your team due to having no girls on your team
>>65189636
actually faggot, this is sports related.
>asking for cp
>that flag
>that super athletic track kid who would yell words of encouragement as he lapped you
>that kid who did cross country, winter track, AND track
>that retardedly unathletic fat kid that still made vars football
>That kid that owned the ball so he chose all the good players
Still use to beat him though. How do you know about the Olsen Gang?
>>65189735
We didn't have winter track but I ran after school to keep in shape between xc and track
>tfw no one gave a shit about either
>>65189797
just join the swim team breh
that's how you get swole
>>65189775
>those 100 vs 100 massive footy matches at lunch
>always ended by some twat smashing the ball onto the school roof
>>65189848
>100v100
>nobody ever passing
>no goalies
>all the big kids just trying to break someone's leg
good times
>>65189826
Well you'll have to go back in time and tell 14 year old me that
Also tell him to stop being autistic and actually talk to girls
>that kid who always tried to break your legs when you played football
Fuck you Topi
>twat kid that never EVER passed
Fuck you Niklas
>that kid who always kicked the ball way out of the field
Fuck you Riku
Cunts the lot of you.
>that kid who actually enjoyed going in goal and brought his gloves
Based Sam.
>>65189387
i love uncle buck. torrenting now. thanks op. you weren't a faggot today
>>65190085
This. Also
>that kid who played defense everytime because he was a better man (well, child) than all of us combined
Thanks, Joel.
>that one fat kid who would hang near the goal and when you would pass to him, he'd hit it like a missile and would always score
>that one scrawny kid who would climb onto any roof, or any tree, or climb onto the railways to get the ball
>that one kid who would throw a temper and run off with the ball
>those kids you played football randomly but never even knew their names
>>65189387
>that kid whose position was Ass Back
>that kid who asked coach to go in
>that kid that coach told to get his ass back
>The kid that buys all that underarmour gear but never plays in an actual game.
>>65190162
I played CB for the school team
>the PE teacher's face when trying to get a bunch of 13 year olds to play an offside trap
>>65190225
You are a hero.
I was a defensive midfielder from elementary to U-16 NT.
>that kid whose nickname was 'cornbread'
Apparenly he smelled like cornbread. He literally got in a fist fight with his sister on the bus
>>65190242
Wasn't any good lel, just lanky and fairly strong
Why did you stop playing if you were good enough to get into a national academy?
>>65190278
Well, it's Finland. I was the best midfielder in my age group. That means I was maybe in the top 10 000 in the world or so. It was a lot safer financially to pursue other things.
>>65190317
Wow.loser.
>>65190387
At least I make money and am happy. How about you my obese amigo?
>>65190085
I was that kid but only cause my friends were all freestyler penaldo wannabe douchebags that didn't know the concept of teamwork and wouldn't defend for shit.
We used to play against shit tier sides but still couldn't beat them cause the faggots would wank around doing flashy shit and we'd get scored on the counter.
>That kid who was really good at wrestling but never practiced
>>65190317
>safer
Even second division tier players win a lot of money while partying and playing soccer for a living.
If this isn't a ruse, you missed big, my friend
>>65191803
He lives in Finland...
>>65189550
It used to happen to me and my mates quite often
>>65191841
He said he was already on the U-16 NT, isn't the chance of him getting on a professional team in his country almost certain?
Maybe I'm overestimating him
> that 6'6" new kid who you think will carry your 5th grade basketball team but can't make a layup
>>65192207
See Freddy adu
What the fuck is a kit? You mean a jersey?
>that kid that was good at baseball but always wore the clothes he got from tournaments and clinics he went to
we get it your parents were rich enough to train you for SUMMER SLAM 2003
>That kid that thought he was cool for being on the football team but was really just a 3rd stringer
>those manlets that looked like 14 year olds even though they're 18 but were really muscular
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>That tall kid that sucked at basketball but got on the school team because of his height alone and was fat.
Some people actually need talent to make the team.These people eat a triple cheeseburger then show up an hour late to tryouts
>that skinny kid who says he can truck someone in football
stop.Thats not how it works.
>that kid who always had to be QB and throw the hail mary only to be intercepted
>>65192207
only a select few players are good/work hard enough to make it at the top division, even in our national youth squads
and I imagine you get paid literally peanuts in finland's lower leagues
>that kid who was an emaciated manlet throughout school and couldn't play sports competitively above 8th-9th grade due to being so much smaller than everyone else but he really liked sports so he would just go all out in gym class at school with the other kids who actually tried
That fucking loser faggot was me
>>65189621
This will always be one of life's greatest mysteries.
>that kid who was pretty damn good but hogged the ball so much that we lost every game
>that coach who didn't do anything about it because he was that kid's dad
>that kid whose dad would hop into the rink whenever there was a scuffle to make sure his boy wasn't harmed
>that kid whose parents died in a car crash
>that kid whose parents went to jail for embezzling
>>65192621
what a fuccboi
>>65192647
>That kid whose family was involved in the mormon church based tax evasion scheme
>dat super fast fat kid
>that scrappy little turd on the team who would constantly pick fights and talk shit
>that big kid on the other team who started making fun of our token scrawny nerd, but was promptly knocked flat on his ass by the scrappy kid (who got kicked off the team for it)
You were kind of a faggot, Seth, but you did pretty good that day
>>65190162
>tfw loved playing defense in soccer during PE
i dont even know why, it just felt fun as fuck denying fools and bringing the ball up the pitch
>that kid who would collapse on the pitch crying at the slightest bit of contact
Jesus christ some parents just don't beat their children enough.
>that kid who proudly displayed all of his participation trophies in his room
>>65189387
>that kid that mentions soccer in school
>that kid who was tall so you made him the goalie but had awful reflexes so he was terrible at it
It was me.
>>65192515
It's OK bro. It was me too.
>that kid that didn't like Uncle Buck
>>65190085
I loved that fucking kid
>>65189621
that was me
>>65193495
that was me.
basketball as well.
> that kid who would wing dodgeball cheapshots as soon as you got within five feet of the line
> that same kid would piss and moan and literally cry when hit in the face
> we weren't allowed to play dodgeball soon after that
>>65189848
>>65189888
Fuck, i've been in one of these and it has to be one of the most fun experiences ever.
Most of my memories of that kid are soccer related;
>Those flashy, joga bonito look-at-me-im-the-worlds-greatest-Freestyler™ kids who would never ever pass the ball and would instead try to Ronaldo Fenomeno their way past the other teams defenders only to lose possession 9/10 times
We all know these faggots. I don't even need to explain it.
>That kid that bought the flashiest and most expensive boots but was a mediocre player
>That kid who wore Copa Mundials like some annoying hipster but was legitimately good
i've met a few of these
>That kid who would try to take ULTRA long range killshots more often than was appropriate
Goalie would always see these coming, i'll admit that he scored some spectacular shots on occasion but he was still an annoying Roberto Carlos wannabe
>The immigrant kids who even when barely trying, made us all look like a bunch of pathetic novices
Fucking Hans, and goddamn Olumide you speedy african fuck.
>>65189435
>that kid who actually struck out playing tee-ball
>that Asian kid with stamina 20
> that one kid who was always getting buttfucked in the shower
get it together, jeremy
John Candy.
RIP.
F
7
>>65192365
Dakota....
>tfw you blocked him
>tfw dunking in 9th grade at 5'11 when his 6'8 slow ass got kicked off the team
Fuck you douchebag
>>65195217
some guy at my school ended up a professional, hilarious watching him play in matches
>dribble past 8 people
>score
>repeat for an hour
he wasn't one of those tryhard flashy boot stepover knobhead either, just really good at football
>That scrawny kid on the bball court who had little mans syndrome so he took every shot and fought with his teammates.
>That uncoordinated but athletic black kid who turned in to a monster senior year
Shoutout to Joe.
>>65195588
> that ridiculously fast, ridiculously big, ridiculously strong black kid who had zero hand eye coordination
>>65194489
>that skinny kid who pulled off Neo-like Matrix dodges when he was the last one left
>that kid that was shit but scored anyway
im that kid.
>>65191803
Finnish second division players make like 100€ a month. A lot of the people who play in the major league are not professionals.
This is Finland.
>that kid who was always picked last but ended up being the best player on the team
everyone on /sp/
>That paki kid who never passed the ball and tried to dribble past everyone
![Riyad-Mahrez-570882[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k9TcKqj.jpg "Riyad-Mahrez-570882[1].jpg")
>>65197543
>>65197560
Hahahah
>>65197543
this was literally always true though
nearly every asian kid I can remember at school fit this mould
>>65190317
At that level, if you'd come to England you could've played as far as the 5th division and been a pro.
>that girl who somehow managed to hit you in the balls twice in the same match
>that lad in u12s rugby who hit puberty earlier than everybody else and had ~2 seasons wrecking shit
>That kid who wore all that under armour gear but never played.
>>65197543
Why did the pakis always do this?
>>65193043
>seth
You can just tell by his name he's a wee cunt
>that fat kid who thought he was good at football and complained to his parents to get on the team
>you get subbed for him and he ends up conceding three goals in 5 minutes
Fuck you Chris you fat piece of shit
>>65198155
>tfw that kid thought he was hard because of this but now he's fat as fuck
>that kid who failed penis inspection and had to go to the teacher after class
>>65198155
That was me, was 6'0 by the time I was thirteen, but more or less finished growing at 6'2 at 14. Started playing again a couple of seasons ago having moved to 12, first game I tried to run over a back like I used to and got dumped about 5 yards backwards. But to be fair I've developed a step and a passing game since then.
>>65198082
Conference players are still pretty good. Takes a lot of dedication to even make it at that level.
>>65198155
hello
>5'10 at 13
>5'11 at 21
fugg
>>65195217
>The immigrant kids who even when barely trying, made us all look like a bunch of pathetic novices
At our school he was Italian. This must be exclusively a North America thing.
>that kid that would sit down in the middle of the game and play with the grass
>the 6'6" 170lb kid who always tried to play lock
>he was literally the last replacement too
>that uncoordinated kid who had perfect defensive tackling timing
it was me
>That kid that was big at rugby who was the big bully kid throughout high school
>Had too many homo tendencies and brought them into the changing room after the match
>Used to cockslap the smallest kid
>Used to grab the cocks of the other lads
>Made some lad eat his pube then put his cock on his lip
>Heard about the frozen deo nipple trick and tried it on another lad, pinning him down whilst he was naked
>Humped everyone whilst he was nude
>Didn't get my cock grabbed so it was a laugh for me
>Looking back on it, it was hella gay
>Used to bang the hot girls as well
>>65193007
>tfw being slow as shit makes you 50% worse at a sport
>that kid who was huge and when you play rugby there'd be like 5 kids trying to drag him down but he just keeps moving forward and scores a try every time
>>65192563
No muscolar mass to move those bones
>that kid who left to go change into his shooting sleeve and long socks when the teacher said it was basketball day
>that kid who accidentally walked into the girls changing room after gym class
that kid was me
>That fat kid who thought he was actually good at the sport because his ego was as big as his 3rd chin
>>65190085
that was me because i was too shit at sports to do anything else
hilariously enough i was the best goalie because i would just jump at the ball and let it hit me in the face
i never played a sport in my entire life
am i missing something?
>>65198081
>that kid who unironically calls pakis asian
I see the propaganda has worked
>>65195242
hey shut up
>>65194093
Nice try, fatso.
You aren't fooling anyone.
>>65200690
That's a UK thing. All Indian subcontinent Asians are just 'Asian', whereas East Asians are generally referred to by their nationality, or alternatively simply 'Chinese'.
Technically Pakistanis are Asian, though I do get what you are saying.
>>65189848
>you where the twat smashing it onto the roof
>>65190085
I used to play in net with my own gloves. Loved it. Stopping potential blooters was a great feeling.
>>65189848
we had an outdoor bit with 3 walls and a roof where people used to queue up for maths and in year 11 the year 7s used to have maths after lunch so we'd just line up and pelt the ball against them for 5 minutes, school was brutal
>>65196139
that was me
>tfw my skinny arm couldnt trow a ball for shit
>>65200734
only cucks play in net
>that kid who had no acceleration but was incredibly agile and athletic
thank you based genetics, apart from the acceleration bit
>that kid whose dad was coach of the team and always wanted to hang around his dad during practice, but the dad didn't want him near becasue he was afraid of people believing in favoritism
>It's Gridiron Day
>In a school in TURKEY
>>65200757
But my job was to cuck strikers
>>65189435
>play without catcher
>bunt myself two rbi's
>"y..you can't do that!"
>"Then have someone play catcher."
>They put a catcher in
>back up to bat
>everyone moves in
>lay out my bat to bunt again
>pull back
>slug bunt myself a solo shot down centerfield
>"L..let's play with a run rule!"
>that kid who would pat down the wicket when doing Cricket nets despite it not being turf
>>65200757
goalkeepers are infamous for being the opposite of cucks anon
>>65200690
>that kid that grew up to believe /pol/
>that kid who did poppers in the changing room
>that kid who acted like he was a gang leader in normal school time, but got absolutely rekt in sports
>>65190085
>Tfw i used to do this and my name is Sam
D-Do i know you?
>that kid who would always argue foul/fair in kickball
>that kid who would always throw the ball back to the pitcher and shout "Slow no bouncy!"
>that edgy kid nobody really likes wants to introduce american football to us
>convinces the teacher
>we play some faggy version, everyone hates it and we go back to playing football later
wonder why only amerifats play that shit sport
>>65200804
>>that kid who acted like he was a gang leader in normal school time, but got absolutely rekt in sports
We used to have some guys who thought they were proper bad boys and were generally reckless at school but were extremely competent cricketers
they weren't pakis before you ask either
>The swimming gala
>>65200849
>having a swimming pool
>not going to an inner city school that doesn't even have a grassy field
>>65200840
Well we had a gang of paki's and a gang of Sikhs who were exactly as you described...and naturally good at cricket.
Absolutely awful at everything else though.
>that kid who insists to play 6 on 6 ball when there are 12 people instead of playing 5 on 5 with subs
Fucking stupid shit fuck you mike
>>65200602
My whole year group was like this, we had a rugby team that more or less won every single school game for 5 years
Needless to say a couple of them have become professional sportsmen now
>>65200772
>>65200840
>>65200870
>tfw all the indian and paki kids got the whole year banned from emailing each other after shitting things up over a cricket match
>>65200864
We did it at Ponds Forge.
Great facilities but Swimming is gay as fuck.
>>65200902
>90% of the Paki kids are either Taxi drivers or continued their dads business
Waste of grammar schools slots tbqh
>>65200917
>Swimming is gay as fuck.
Depends how many girls you were doing it with
>>65192515
That was me. Hits home hard
>>65200968
It was an all boys school till 6th form.
>>65201041
Oh then it's as gay as a tory conference after party
>>65200893
Best moments were kids not being able to convert yards into metric
Slide tackling in a game where the ball is held in your arms and my lanklet physique being endlessly destroyed
>>65189387
>that kid who borrowed your gameboy color games and never returned them
I STILL WANT THEM JORDAN YOU FAGGOT
>That NEET shut-in bandwagon anime watching Patriots fan
Feels gud
>>65190085
I was this kid, I also told defenders to push up and be more involved in play instead of just standing back and holding the line.
>tfw I just wanted them to get out of the way most of the times because all they would do is deflect shots
Also, all you English faggots claiming to have played school boys rugby so early are fucking liars, I was refused school and club level when I was there. You guys need to sort your shit out, could be such better athletes if you allowed it from a younger age
>>65201545
Starts being taught at 12/13
>>65201573
Pretty sure we did it in year 7
>>65201603
Yeah isn't that how old you are when you start secondary?
>>65189848
>the masochist who played goalie
>>65201625
You're 11 when you start secondary
>>65201650
Ahh I can't even remember
Either way I don't think we start playing it particularly late
>that kid who became an MMA fanboy as he grew up
>tried to start fights in gym class all the time in the final years at school
>the one time he got into a fight, he got his ass kicked in front of everyone by a chubby guy
>when the teachers asked what happened, I, along with a bunch of other students told them the chubby guy was just defending himself, and the other guy was instigating the fight
>he got expelled and there's a video on poringa of him sucking a dick and snorting cocaine off someone's crotch in the same video
>that kid that was always at the handball court
>never saw him in a classroom
I think he came to school just to play handball all day. Maybe he didn't even go to our school
>tfw they forced us to have mixed teams in PE and the quality of every lesson dropped
>>65201573
I just recall how odd it was being told I wasn't allowed to do rugby when I had been doing it prior to us moving there.
>tfw was kicked out of cricket nets for being bowled at using a proper cricket ball by my brother.
Jokes on Hampshire, I made it into KZN team when I came back
>>65189848
Or some babby crying because he got tackled tool hard but straight out lied to teachers what really happened.
Pic related
>>65193007
How?
>>65201730
>tfw playing football vs girls one lesson
>spent the whole lesson, doing shit like stopping the ball on the line, then heading it over
> that big black kid that always got the girls to join him in the shower so we could watch
>that kid that was actually happy when he found out we couldn't play dodgeball in Gym anymore
>>65189387
>that kid who posts about teenagers on /sp/
>That time the class played dodgeball
>that kid that ran like a Mofo getting the balls
>that time everyone was backing into a corner
>the feeling of the girl I liked' cold round ass on my crotch because everyone is scared of getting hit and backing up
>tfw I spent another 10 minutes in the shower masturbating that year visualizing scenarios now with material on how her as felt
>that kid who didn't play for the schools cos he was mentally fragile and had a breakdown in peewee sports cos a coach yelled at him while he pee'd himself so he was scared ever since
>>65193007
This was me, really all I was good at though.
>That kid that bandwagons a team every week
>it was always a black kid
>>65190085
That was me and two other kids like that at my school.
One was a massive chav with noodle arms with awful reflexes and handling.
The other one was the same sort of build and ability, and ran the school radio, acting like everyone was his mate despite everyone consistently bullying him. Looked like a chimp too.
I was just kind of there, I wasn't great but because the other two were so bad I looked quite good.
Past year 10 I started playing in the midfield because I was mildly fast and had good stamina.
>that kid who would rather draw in his notebook than throw a ball at lunch time
>that kid who rated Zidane
>that british kid that sounded like harry potter
>>65202128
>that black kid who was the world's biggest Lakers fan even though he had never even been on the west coast
>>65189387
>That kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the changing room after every PE lesson
And the one nerdy kid with really bad asthma that reported them to the teacher afterwards.
>>65201682
>Argentina
>that kid that threw up after running the mile
Jesus christ Andrew, nobody told you to sprint the whole time
>That try hard kid
>in every activity
Tyson you faggot
>>65201682
>he got expelled and there's a video on poringa of him sucking a dick and snorting cocaine off someone's crotch in the same video
i don't know that kid
>that black kid who always came in from recess and immediately got on the computer to look up pics of DBZ until the teacher made him get off
>that kid who tried to lift way too much in PE and ended up shitting himself
>>65201190
>that guy that borrowed you Need For Speed then moved away shortly after and is now in jail for hitting and killing someone driving drunk
Karma is a bitch
>that kid that broke his arm playing bulldog
Don't how we got away with playing that on concrete
>>65202433
That game must have been banned about 5 times during secondary school, such a good game
>>65202451>>65202433
I'd watch the hell out of a adult professional
game/championchip of that
>>65189727
this hit me right in the feels
the kid was actually nice though
>>65202512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmzwPTBrkA
Wouldn't have very long careers
>that kid who wanted to be good at sports but was fat and unathletic and made the all state band playing clarinet instead and could only fuck ugly band chicks
I really chose the wrong thing to be good at
Is anyone else here just naturally athletic? I've been good at every single sport I've ever tried. I recently beat this guy who had been practicing tennis for years after playing a few matches. I jumped on the soccer team halfway through the season (football coach was coach of soccer team) and ended up becoming leading goal scorer. Needless to say, I played basketball and football too. I really feel like I missed out by moving around so much, I fully believe that I have every ability to play some sport at the collegiate level.
>>65198155
There was a lad like that in my year. Broke a kid's leg in our first interform tournament.
>that kid who was in goal, talking to a girl instead of actually paying attention to the game
yes, that was me
>>65202579
I was pretty good at sports
now fat, lazy, depressed and too self concious to get fit again
>>65202579
Same man, basketball, rugby, hockey, swimming, water polo, cricket and tennis (& ballet fuck you) . Should of just stuck to one game instead of joining like 7 different teams.
>Could of been a contender
>that little manlet kid that always talked shit and got his ass kicked
>that kid that wanted to play goalie, but was afraid to dive
>that kid that would stand behind girls in dodgeball so he could slightly touch their ass when they were backing up
>that kid that would make sure he was the first to thrown out in dodgeball so he could sit on the bench talking to the girls
>that kid who had the body of an athlete but was uncoordinated as fuck and still sucked at sports
>>65202579
I played like 4 or 5 sports growing up and I was shit at all of them. I was always a fatty
>that kid who got kicked off the basketball/football team and got put in your pe class
he would always fuck with people since nobody could defend him at anything we played.
> that chubby kid who wears basketball shorts and no jacket when it's snowing out.
>>65202579
kek
I like this new meme m8
>that kid who got kicked off the lacrosse team for skipping practices to get his motorcycle license
>>65196139
>freshman year in PE with mostly seniors and juniors
>5v1
>lucky leg shot 4v1
>nailed the fat 250 pound fuck, 3v1 holy fuck I'm doing it.
>duck and turnaround to get slammed in the nose. Bleed everywhere and tears show up.
It was supposed to be my time.
>>65201682
literally me
>>65202644
>>that kid that wanted to play goalie, but was afraid to dive
me in high school, when i played for my HS team.
it's not like we had any other GKs anyway
>>65198179
who do they not pass in the class?
>>65202292
top kek t.b.q.f.h. famalam
>that kid
That committed suicide because the coaches and other players ragged on him so hard.
I remember we all had to complete a task to end the workout or we all had to do the task again ( i think it was wall jumps that finally broke him)
Stinky fat arab Olineman didn't finish task for like the 100th time. Of course everyone else now has to do double duty to finish task.
Beat the crap outta said stinky arab.
Commits suicide. Leaves nothing about practice.
Mfw years later i just sat back and watched
>>65200681
Life
>That kid who supported Liverpool
>>65212337
that was me
fuck all you american arsenal fans and the echo chamber you live in
>>65189387
>that skinny 5 foot faggot who was 3rd string and never started all four years of high school football but would still say how much of a little bitch you are and how he could kick your ass
Fuck you Chris Smith.
>>65189387
>that kid who went all out in gym class and thought he was bench but he actually played Junior Varsity.
>that kid who played Junior Varsity as a senior
>that kid who played Junior Varsity as a senior and didnt quit
>>65215206
You can play JV as a senior?
>>65189848
>that one time it was so hype a kid went through an actual window
>>65189621
Reporting in.
>The kid who never washed his football pants all season
>the kid who got a staph infection in week 8 because he never washed his pants
>that kid who pulls his dick out every PE lesson and runs around shouting PENIS JUNGLE
every time. giant former olympic hammer thrower PE teacher charges and tackles him pretty quickly. happened today again at my school.
>>65215280
You know that you have to be over 18 to access 4chan.
>that kid who could really thowr a football, and all the coaches wanted him to play for the team, but his parents never let him because they were scared of injuries
Can now throw 60 yard bombs and 40 accurate lasers, but no in game experience other than backyard. Feels bad man
>>65215303
Hey! Quit picking on the Japanese kid. His country is the reason that there's a here in the first place.
>that PE teacher that got naked with you in the showers
>>65201545
I started playing rugby when I was 9. It was full contact as well
>>65202542
Tama Umaga was such a tank
>>65202579
I'm dyspraxic so I was shit at anything with too much co-ordination, but I'm naturally good at contact sports.
>>65189435
>bunted in a wiffle ball game
Idk what this means but it sounds like a /sp/ parody of a British sport
>>65202172
He was probably related to Kobe tbqh
>That one black kid that went to your hick-ass school
>he played football
>put him in at RB
>first play
>runs backwards
>>65197504
>never picked for bad-mitten
>always odd number of kids so I don't get a team at all
>have to act as substitute
>end up being one of the best players and lose maybe once or twice
>perfect run a round robin event
>not picked again next year and have to do it again
>tfw you went to sleep watching uncle buck
o man, what a feel
>>65215512
Wiffle ball is baseball with a small plastic ball and small bat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j_gxtGxREbU
>>65202128
Not where I lived, but then again, we didn't have black people.
>tfw kid goes down and spaz chair comes out
Man I miss my junior Sunday League team. I still play but it's just not the same having some obese, hungover 40-year old kicking lumps out of you.
>get up at about 7am on a Sunday
>drive for what feels like hours out to some small village in the arse end of nowhere
>they somehow conveniently have a dozen lads from that age group despite there only being about fifty people in the village total
>at least one is six foot tall by the age of 12 with a foot like a traction engine
>>65215741
>cold as shit
>getting smacked right in the balls by a ball
>check if your dick is still there
>that kid who would bring his GameBoy to the game and ask to sit down every four minutes so he could continue playing GameBoy
>that kid who would always ask for a sip of your drink due to him not having one
>>65198179
They all want to be like Ronaldo, go look at any of his social media pages. They're all filled with shit like "cr7 betre than messi like if u tru muslim"
>the kid whose mom traded bags of orange wedges for Playing Time
>>65200849
Tfw I nearly drowend at this fucking thin during a race
