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Poopeelia 330/7 (50 ov)
India 208/2 (31.5/50 ov)
South Africa 388/8 (105.1 ov)
England
>>65107813
Why is she blushing?
Who here for /Holly/ ?
>>65107813
>one of New Zealand's five best ever batsmen
>gets cucked by curries
3rd for BSA's Against Twink Sports
>>65107775
I can make an entire team of shit spinners post-Warne
White
Agar
Smith (c)
Hogg
Hauritz
Casson
Krejza
McGain
Doherty
Beer
MacGill
Thankfully I don't have to put based Gary in with those shitters
based daniel BTFO'ing threadcunt
>>65107845
>LE U R LE DANIEL XD XD
is anyone actually watching this shitty game?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
DARSH
legit pathetic
>Darsh
>>65107813
can you please fuck off? That image was going to be used in my >one of New Zealands five.... series
>one of New Zealand's five greatest ever batsman
>gets cucked by Big Strong Sitaleki
DARSH
>>65107855
watching """""the"""" tennis senpai
Unless you are the threadcunt, a curry or anime watcher I want you to know that I care about you and value you as a friend.
Thanks for being here lads, this is a great community.
I feel bad for Marsh
For such a mentally weak piece of shit he seems like an alright chap
>de kock
Nice catch faggot.
>>65107813
>Vaughan talking about how h8m and agnew were shaked down by a bent copper on the way back from the stadium last night
What a shithole of a country
>>65107843
Yeah, yeah, we read your shit list the first time you posted.
who is this guys?
>>65107872
Thanks tobi
>>65107852
yes but complete dog shit after Warne retired
if you must, replace him with O'Keefe, but that would be harsh on SOK who is a good player
iggs
>>65107885
Relative of Jack Kallis.
>BASEDINGS
>shitma
BEGIN THE COLLAPSE
>Sharma
>99
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>99
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAGAGGAGAAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahaHAHAFHAFHAHJAJHGAJHAKJHGAJHFDGJAHGJAHDSGHASHAHAHA
>>65107843
No real need for a repost. Wasn't particularly amusing on the first go.
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAIN
>>65107872
I love you too mang.
>99
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>65107889
McGill and Hogg are legitimately world class bowlers that both had great careers despite being overshadowed by Warne in their primes.
Hogg is the GOAT chinaman.
Anybody else really keen for Grease is the Word lads?
Could see the seam change after it went past the bat, on your bike curry, stand there pretending your not out.
>>65107907
He said no curries
> Australias favourite musical is American
How cucked are we by them?
>Hastings is unironically the best option after the NSW & Pattinson quartet
m-muh depth
>LE FUG LE BASEDINGS XDXD
>>65107889
recall bradley hogg to the t20 team desu
>>65107914
>Flogg
kys Gatebitch
he had a FC average of >40
he was GOAT-tier in pyjama but complete poo in real cricket
>>65107920
Indian "memes" are the fucking worst.
They make no sense.
>>65107914
Reminder gatefaggot or krazy unironically tried to argue with me that Hogg was better than Vettori.
Do other Anglo nations share out shitty cuisine?
Sunday roast is pretty on point to be fair. What even do Aussies eat, just BBQ food?
>>65107937
Literally this
>>65107937
We eat tons of meat, Beef, Lamb, Pork and Chicken are all very common
Panty doing pretty well to be honest.
>>65107932
i think the cherry on top is missing(?)
doesn't make sense to me either
>>65107937
PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR RESTAURANTS AND WINERIES MR BIG STRONG ENGLISHMAN
>>65107937
copious amounts of alcohol as well
>>65107936
>or krazy
Wasn't me lad, he was probably better than Vettoldcunt in pyjama but not even close to it in real cricket. (Not that Vettori was great at Test/FC cricket, Hogg was just worse).
>>65107936
Surely no one is that retarded.
>>65107930
Hmm yeah I didn't realise his 1st class average was that bad. I'll never forget him and based Symonds BTFOing the curries with a massive batting stand.
>>65107937
These are getting quite popular in NZ at sports events now. They always have them at the cricket and rugby. Fritz Weiners. They're bavarian brats on a german roll with sauerkraut, onion and sauces.
>>65107942
In Iceland, this shitey supermarket for obese single mothers (literally their target market because Peter Andre is on the adverts) they took it too far and now have an Aussie meats section. Theres weird shit like emu, crocodile, kangaroo and shit like this. Do you actually eat that?
>>65107952
You guys love your Fosters right!
>>65107954
glasses was unironically a #1 ranked pyjama bowler m80
Literally the best LO spinner between 2008-11
>>65107936
You're horrible at picking me statshit. I like Hogg but only as a pyjama player.
when he bats dhoni genuinely looks like someone famous they have bat in the nets on the cricket show
>>65107937
Their specialty is fairy bread m8
>>65107961
doesn't look too bad tßh
cricinfo stuck on over 32.2 for anyone else?
>>65107962
roo is pretty common
crocodile not as much, you can get it at some restaurants occasionally
but i've never heard of someone eating emu
>>65107968
Is fairy bread, dare I say it, elite?
>>65107973
Please watch our sport.
>>65107962
really only roo desu
fosters is shit, each state has its own distict brew
queensland is xxxx gold
victoria is vb
et cetera
>>65107978
ye
just switch to commentary instead of summary
>>65107961
Those are fkn good
>>65107964
Yeah I don't have a strong opinion on it. I'm biased because I'll always take a leggie with a good wrongun over a good finger spinner.
Hogg was pretty damn good in the two world cups he won and just in general, but he had a much better team around him than glasses did so its hard to compare.
>dhoni runnign fast at very hihg speed
>>65107979
Braised emu drumsticks are delicious.
>>65107978
>not using based cricbuzz
Possibly the only thing to come out of pooinloo land
Great Northern Brewing Co.
>>65107987
what the heck, the current overs are at the bottom of the page
why would anyone do this
>>65107999
>
India have this tBh
I unironically hope Boland does well
He gets so much shit.
>>65107995
where can I get some?
>>65107978
>>65107987
on scorecard its updated
>Cricinfo
>This just in from Prandeep: "If Dhoni scores a single off 2 out of the 5 next balls, he will have 4000 singles in odi cricket at a rate of 4 singles for every 4 he hits". Thanks Prandeep.
Lads why was richardson dropped for Boland after a 5fa
>>65108019
No you want Boland to do well so Cucktill has 60 pies to pad against in Memeden Park
>>65108014
To be fair, Mark Nicolas' articles are second to none on the game of cricket. He does come across as a twat on TV though.
might go to bed lads
>>65108031
Serious answer? So he wouldn't be available for the Stars tomorrow, ensuring Mark Waugh's brave Sydney Thunder win
>>65108029
God bless autists like this.
>>65108043
okay babe ill be in soon
>>65108029
I want Pradeep to post on /cric/.
Is Scott Boland related to Scott Weiland?
Here Come the Habibs looks good lads
>Watson not in the ODI team
>Khawaja "released" from the ODI team
>Richardson in the ODI team
>Boland, Hastings in the ODI team
Based Junior is a fucking genius.
>>65108043
Lets take a shower first.
>so Tubs, did you ever throw a game on purpose?
>>65108023
Local butchers have it here from a near by emu farm.
>bowling out your only wicket taker before the 40th over
>>65108060
'no'
Is Shikhar Darwin related to Charles Darwin?
>went to the gym 6 (six) hours ago
>still haven't had a shower
>>65108088
based goosey
>>65108081
>smoth copying big strong memecullum's tactics
>5(15)
>against the worst "fast" bowler to ever play for Australia
KEK
>>65108061
THE GOVERNOR
statscunt, how far is Boland off the record?
>>65108060
Worse than ham baked beans.
MS Dos is batting like this is a test
nice gary
>6(20)
7 (21)
Why
Dhoni tanking for the bookies?
Fucking Dhoni every time
>dhoni
>>65108125
>>65108128
>>65108133
MS-DOS needs to hit the ball desu
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>HE WON'T DROP THIS
Seriously what the fuck is up with this fielding.
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Fucking hell Australia, disgraceful
>Lyon
HE PARTIED TOO HARD LAST NIGHT LADS
>gaz denying Boland of wickets
Cheeky cunt
> He won't drop this
paki tier fielding lads
>>65108119
get fucked
Lmao goof slowmo gary
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>Dhoni needed to get out that ball for spot fixing
>Lyon fucks him
Fucking Boland man
>>65108112
Needs to concede 9 more runs (51 total this innings) without taking a wicket
>>65108161
>>65108156
Why do they call him Gary? His names fucking Nathan
Nice catch numbnuts
>he won't drop this
Is Scott Boland related to Poo Peeland?
>>65108174
It's not Gary it's Garry.
>>65108174
Gary the GOAT
>>65108174
because he's goat
>>65108173
HE'S DONE IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>65108080
and where are you?
>>65108174
>not knowing garry lyon
Jesus christ poor Boland. all but confirmed for the record now
kek
>>65108174
>not knowing who Gary Lyon is
>>65108174
kys /nrl/
>>65107986
>SQ is XXXX
>NQ is Greter Northern
ftfy
And that's the record!
Scott Boland is now the worst ODI bowler of all time with an average of 252!
>>65108174
>this question
Citizenship revoked
Shut the fuck up Wade fucking hell
>Dhoni
>no helmet
Where's that vicious cunt Johnson when you need him?
DOH NIIICE GAZ
OOOOOOOHHHHH NOICE GAZZA
>>65108209
NOOOOIIIIIICE
Is Gary Lyon related to Gary Ablett?
>>65108209
why is he such a bogan tradie cunt?
>the black knight
who is this commentator?
>boland bowling 10 overs
Will Boland take a wicket lads?
we would win if we had our bowling lineup when no injuries
Cringing at the commentary on the England match.
>>65107885
MWNN's alt Twitter account?
>>65108235
Yes but only one
and it will come at an average of ~260 runs
>>65108236
we would win if we could fucking catch
>>65108235
He didn't lol
>>65108235
Will Boland is a retired American Hall of Fame jockey in Thoroughbred horse racing m8
>>65108225
Who do you think he voted for in the Hottest 100 lads?
Wadey looks like a Courtney Barnett type of guy desu
>>65108241
yeah true
> Rest of the match is Brayshaw
Fucking kill me lads.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>65108240
>>65108245
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>65108248
Naw he would unironically listen to Tame Impala and lecture people on how they are saving music from pop.
>Dhoni loses another ODI v Australia at the SCG
I have gr8 memories of that WC Semi Final lads.
Why does Brayshaw exist?
UMPBALL
>>65108273
does this actually happen?
U M P B A L L
M
P
B
A
L
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GET BACK GET BACK HEY CUNT
we are so fucked
>dhoni
>>65108188
jarrahdale wa
>>65108307
nah you got this
india is incapable of scoring big they'll end up 10 runs short
Why do we give little shits like that air time?
Fucking cunt deserves to get kicked in the face. He'll probably grow up to be a tradie.
>>65108307
hard to chase at the SCG because the outfield is so fucking big
not ogre yet
Why is our bowling so shit
India will lose by 20 runs
> India stagnating AGAIN
Fuck sake lads this is just frustrating to watch.
>>65108324
Literally our C grade bowling line up lad
>wanted a wank in the lunch break
>showing Stokes 200 so can't turn off
May combine the two.
You would think that India would be better at meme hitting considering the IPL is so big now. But I guess they rely hugely on foreigners to win games.
>>65108327
Hope Dhoni kills himself
Just fucking hit a boundary Christ this is boring.
>>65108345
Warner got the most runs last year in the IPL lmao
>>65108081
>losing the series 5-0
Is the indian team actually better looking than the aussies?
the finisher
>>65108345
They play on tiny midget grounds in the IPL, just like >you :^)
The SCG outfield literally dwarfs anything in India
What is India doing? JUST FUCKING END IT
HAHA! Is hughsies going to be hit in the nuts by a robot dog? Classic eh?
shots that barely clip the bat and go behind them shouldnt count
they are meme shots
is Dhoni finished?
whatever you do pandey, don't let dhoni get the strike
Nice "strike rate" dhoni
I gotta admit, cricket can be bretty exciting when it comes down to this. The rest is garbage though.
>>65108367
>>65108390
>>65108393
I hope Dhoni kills himself
>>65108409
That's why T20 is the best form of crikcet
:^)
11 runs per over needed
FUCK THE CAPTCHA
>>65108415
>>65108393
>>65108402
>oh look, the summer of cricket casuals have arrived
>>65108409
Thats why T20 is the GOAT format
Cuts out all of the rubbish
>>65108416
Kill yourself turkenjaydee
>>65108409
strap in for the BBL final tomorrow lad. The Hussey brothers battling it out to show who their mother loves more; and all in a bite sized 20 overs each
>>65108423
>"le i post on cric threads in the middle of the night during winter"
what a hero
>tfw Australia gets cucked in the last over
>>65108423
Have you watched any India game in 2015?
Dhoni has been severely out of form with the bat.
>>65108441
>it's a mitchell marsh final over
EPIC GAME
>>65108423
In what way does acknowledging that Dhoni is an absolute shitcunt make someone a "cricket casuals"
Easy win for street shitters
>>65108448
literally anyone except probably Bushman in his form would struggle coming in at that stage
it's a two-paced wicket and its extremely difficult to force boundaries at the SCG, if dhoni gets out its ogre
>Darsh
CONTRADGELATION KINGFIRSHARS
Time for Marsh to choke
>>65108441
>tfw India loses 7 wickets to the next over
Australia's Got Talent used to be on 7,didn't it ?
>Pandey gets his century
>India loses
Book it
>>65108475
>losing more than 1 wicket a ball
Impressive
Inb4 double hat-trick maiden
>>65108481
It wouldn't surprise me if India managed
>in line
nice umpball
M A R S H
A
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S
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>marsh
U M P B A L L
M
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L
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FUCK OFF UMPIRE
BITCHWIDE
What does the indian section of the crowd smell like?
POOPEELIA PTFO
MEME LAST OVER
Shiiiiiit
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>>65108507
KEK
FUCK AUSTRALIA
FUCK AUSTRALIA
FUCK AUSTRALIA
MEME
>>65108507
KEK
E
K
That would've been a six at Eden Park.
>dhoni
kek
KEK
>>65108501
>>65108507
RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI
>this game
BASED
>Simply need to knock the ball around
>BETTER HIT LE SIX
why are shitskinned poos and wees so dumb?
>>65108359
>you
Shut up Smith. If your so confident how Mitch should bowl why don't you fucken bowl?
TOO TENSE
>>65108526
india have won
>meme overload
>you now remember Darsh crawling to 100 in the last 2 overs of Australia's innings
