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India require another 38 runs with 3 wickets and 28 balls remaining
D E S I G N A T E D
>>65058734
kys threadcunt
how did we win this game? our bowling attack is fucking piss weak
>>65058750
D E F E C A T I N G
xth for stove smoth bowling
genocide india now
Just got back from footy training and read through the last thread.
Kek, reddit really got triggered as fuck. Based fucking /pol/ did it again.
>>65058753
KOHLLAPSE
>2 posts early
autism
>Being proud of making every thread of a general
You have a serious issue dude, Im not joking right now. Youre heading down a horrible path. Seek help, please
IND WILL WIN
FUCKING BOGANS
>>65058753
how did the curries lose?
7 wickets from 34 hahahaha
FIXED
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X
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Confirmed fix in this match. India dominate early, dump all the cash on Aus, throw it away.
PROFIT
R I C H O M I C H E L L E
I
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L
L
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>7/34
jej
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>swing and miss tail
just like old times
>>65058766
P-P-PLEASE LET ME MAKE A THREAD BIG STRONG MUSCULUAR THREADCOUNTER
This guys got more misses than henry the 8th
>>65058781
>LE FUG LE REALDY CHEG XDXD
>>65058778
>HAHA LE FIGS XDXDDDDDDDDDD
>>>/bet/
kill yourself
>>65058734
Holly or Ellyse, threadcunt?
>rotating the strike to yadav
lol jadeja. Enjoy losing dipshit
>yadav
TY based threadbro
Yadav literally gave up, he's trying to get out
post some Smiths lads
>>65058787
I find threadcunt amusing tbqh
>>65058756
D R I V E
HOW DO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING SPORT AND STILL MANAGE TO BE SO SHIT AT IT
IT IS MINDBOGGLING
so much spaghetti dropped here kek
What the actual fuck is Yadav doing? Did someone bribe him to dive or something?
>stole the strike
kek yadav you peice of shit
>when oz beat india 5-0 and nz beats pakistan 3-0 the chappel-hadlee series will be between the #1 and #2 ranked sides
nice single yadaftbastard
>>65058808
>IT IS MINDBOGGLING
and 1billion people to pick from wtf
rip m marsh
DARSH
excellent hopefully Marsh will be out for the rest of the year
>>65058808
bc subhumans
MARSH ON CRAMP WATCH
>>65058806
where are you in QLD senpai? You best not say brissy
kek
KEK
Dhoni should neck himself after this game.
>>65058804
>sandwiches
>not hamburgers
CRAMP
R
A
M
P
lmfao
siddle is LAUGHING his ass off right now
and he got rested
>>65058833
MUH HAMMY
too many bumpats
>>65058833
north qld
>>65058792
Keep the Williams sisters in the tennis thread please.
COLLAPSED HARDER THAN INDIA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET AROUND ME LADS
this fucking game lads
>I am scared of the brown man
>that West Australian courage
It's a fucking cramp.
For fuck sake someone kill Brayshaw already
>MUH LEVERS
>LE LAFFING @ LE GRAMP
Fucking losers. Cramp actually hurts like fuck. Only a fat retard who has never played sports would laugh.
How long until Yadav flings the bat like Bravo?
who /cheeky chef's best/ here?
Whats the team of the player in red shirt?
Faulkner gets good batting average because he comes in at over 46 and gets 15 not out, and pads his stats with an occasional wicket
> overrated af
Michael Beven did the same thing for 10 years
> Muh GOAT ODI batsman
>>65058734
Marsh's naked body couldn't handle the radiation from the KOHLAPSE
hopefully he tears the fuck out of it
>not playing Bananaman
He's cramp-proof because of based sodium and potassium.
WAA WAA WEE WAA
DROPPED
KEK THIS GAME
>>65058825
>>65058829
>>65058830
>>65058831
>>65058832
>>65058838
>>65058839
>>65058849
>oh hang on, hang on
>richardson
KANE
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>65058867
He's clearly joking you imbecile
This has honestly ruined my entire fucking day. MS 'Afridi' Dhoni please kys.
>>65058867
Butthurt cucktorian detected
>>65058870
Mark Taylor and Michael Slater both opened for Australia mate
classic kane
>>65058870
yeah, we laugh at shit like that
>>65058876
Australian
MATTHEW
FUCKING
WADE
>>65058761
No you didn't saxon
What the fuck was that attempted 'catch'?
>gayde
GAYDE
gayde
gayde
> wade
>GAYDE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>GAYDE
WADE IS FUCKING SHIT
>>65058870
he literally said "any sportsman who's had a cramp in his hamstring before will know the pain he's going through"
AND WHO THE FUCKED GREASED HE BALL UP TONIGHT
>gayde 2 electric boogaloo
DROPPED
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E
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>>65058877
>for 10 years
There's the difference you fucking retard.
TWO
DROPPED
CATCHES
IN
A
ROW
suddenly the ball is soap
>baddin
Based George showing how it's done
CHEEKY CUNT
>>65058848
>mackay
townsville here, nice
thank you based george
Just smash it
BASED KING GEORGE
KING GEORGE
Hope we lose now just for the keks
>burns
>wade
Why are r/cricket players so shit lads/
haha fuckin india
KEKE
BEJASED
>>65058935
t. New Zealander
>>65058932
is that it?
>the most memest match of 2016
>this over
>cheeky 50 in 16 balls from Sharma
>33 off 13
>leave
Why isn't Bailey the wicket keeper since he's the only one who seems to be able to catch
why is memeswell off the field?
>>65058888
>expecting goose to detect sarcasm
>>65058943
fuck I want to kill myself now. Rushed back home because I was so optimistic and then the collapse started as soon as I started watching.
>4-NIL! 4-NIL4NIL4NIL 4-NIL 4-NIL
>>65058935
>we
>>65058952
took a meme to the knee
>>65058952
Did his knee lad
>>65058951
Warner, Bailey and Maxwell are the only ones I'd trust under a high ball, under lights.
The rest are scrub as fuck. Even Smith who is acting like a grumpy prick from slip, would be hopeless.
>>65058962
A MEME TO HIS KNEE?
>>65058956
its your fault
jinxed them m8
how do you even bowl a wide at that level?
>>65058965
Oh and Lyon
please watch our movies
Heals doesn't sound like he's 100% behind shilling The Habibs
>>65058975
kek
Ravindra jadeja @imjadeja 18 Jan 2016
Hii guys mrng, really sorry for the last game, but will try our best next time n make u all feel proud,thanks for ur all love support n love .rj
>>65058975
>I read that in his voice
fuck me
>>65058975
>not watching The Castle three times a day
>being Australian
Pick only one.
>>65058974
lyon is hit and miss Tbh, Good comparitivly to the shitcunts in the team, but not close to being an elite fielder
>>65058970
If that's so, then I don't mind becoming an aussie supporter soon.
>>65058973
A wide is when the ball is bowled outside of the guy lines or is behind the legs of the batsman
>>65058982
LOL RICH ARABS
>>65058982
how many episodes before it gets axed?
>>65058988
it isn't funny at all though
>>65058989
>but not close to being an elite fielder
Not as a fielder, but his catching is fucking supreme.
>le back of the hand every ball man
What router do you lads use?
>>65058994
Maybe longer than Mark Latham's Q&A
>>65058877
He's good for Lancashire when he's not out drink driving desu
>>65058982
slats. it's beginning to sound like a tamed down version of pizza.
>>65058994
6 at the max, then hidden in late night spot.
>>65058999
but muh serenity
>>65058999
Die in a fire.
>>65058999
agreed.
the castle was poos
Crackerjack > The Castle
WE WILL ROCK YOU
this is one of the most pathetic collapses I have ever seen
>>65058991
fuck the fuck off you tripfag, I know the rules of the game, go back to aspergerland
>>65058993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34
OGRE
>>65058982
Based Heals
>>65058994
2
Some news corp faggot will write an article crying about it the next day, using 1 tweet from 2 years ago as "proof" of "sjw outrage"
IT'S ALL OVER
Wade caught a ball.
Fuck me
>>65059015
THIS
>b: Lyon
>>65059017
Fuck off Bangla
its over
Anyone have that twitter/instagram pic of Jonah Lomu eating with some Arab/muslim?
>>65059017
Please watch our sport
based wade what a fucking catch
4-0
>>65059005
Your mother
>>65058988
Crackerjack's the real 1 australian movie you have to see
STAND UP IF YOU'RE 4-0 UP
>india lost that
Thank fuck wade actually catches one
>>65059017
Kermit's arsehole shitting out truth
INDIA BTFO
>>65059015
Agreed.
>what's a swear jar?
>it's the jar you put money in when you say fuck
>>65059017
what about that garment factory in dhaka?
rana plaza?
Get fucking owned India you fucking shit cunts. You fucking smell like shit and you also play cricket like fucking shit.
and you fucking shit in D E S I G N A T E D shitting streets fuck you
>Kohli looking like an angsty teen
kek
KEK
K E K
You can't make this shit up.
>>65059018
>Indians will defend this bowling and fielding performance in this series
>there are """""people""""" who thought the AusGODS would lose
>>65059018
You should get used to receiving cricket related factlets from me.
I am the resident cricket expert and I am here to help newbies like yourself and foreigners who would like to learn more about our wonderful sport.
kohli must hate his team so much
>>65059049
wew lad
>>65059000
nah lad, hes dropped a few in his time that warner and memeswell would have caught. He fields a lot in gully because they're isn't much else. Langer, Hayden and Huss would all field under the helmet, even ponting would go into sill mid off, and they were all elite behind the stumps. Thesedays you have burns, and voges dropping them everywhere, khawaja and smarsh largely untrusted and smith shelling every 3rd one at 2nd slip.
Is M.K. Gupta still around?
>>65059052
tbf he did his job but got out in a meme way. Dhoni is the one who should fucking kill himself.
>Australia actually won this match somehow
Sydney will be rained out lads.
good session lads
Jackson hastings MOM Tbh
>>65059060
sorry, i fucking hate india
>>65058999
It's worth a watch, but the way Aussie tryhard circlejerk it is just sad.
>Losing 9 wickets for 46 runs
Kill the Indian team and start over
>>65059076
Dhoni should neck himself.
CURRIES ARE FUCKING FINISHED
>>65059056
Aus were far from the best they could be though. Little bowling pressure was placed on the top Indian batsman and poor fielding allround.
Stole from /r/cricket
>I post in /pol/ unironically
>>65059017
> has one good player ever
> everyone realises he's not that good as soon as he plays a quality side
>at one point in this game India needed 90 runs off 90 balls with 9 wickets to spare and they fucking lost
>>65059064
>winners aren't losers
How are you supposed to lose to win then?
>india defeated by australias 4th best bowling attack for the 4th time in a row
>>65059085
Based meme
How do I access that part of reddit? (Sorry, I'm still learning).
>>65059086
>I'm unironically a lefty
>>65059090
Match fixing t_b_h
>>65059094
ask the indians
>Banglel and shit Lanka showing up at the same time
Fuck me lads
>>65059090
That's a run every single ball, mate. That's pretty difficult
>>65059106
i said lose to win, not poo to win
alright seeya
back to /tv/
>>65059082
The victory had nothing to do with Australia tbqh. Richardson's five were all off terrible fucking balls
>here come the habibs
pls no
>>65059095
> India defeated by themselves for the 4th time in a roq
>>65059103
>i'm scared of brown people
>>65059108
9 wickets to spare, every single BBL team could pull that off.
>>65059108
You're fucking retarded. For the last 15 overs, a team should be scoring at least 8 an over and finish with a run rate of 7
>>65059117
They were tactical bad balls
>>65059103
>not being far right means you're far left
Neck yourself saxshit
> Kane gets MOTM based off stats, even though anyone who watched the whole game knew Warner won it
>>65059121
>all muslims are brown
>all brown people are muslims
I VOTE GREEN SO I CAN'T BE RACIST LOL XD
>>65059090
>KOHLLAPSE
>>65059138
It was honestly the worst five-for I've seen
australia and new zealand will be ranked #1 and #2 before their ODI series
get hype
BASED AUSTRALIA, new BAC dd record - http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/drinkdriver-records-48-believed-to-be-highest-blood-alcohol-reading-ever-recorded-in-australia/news-story/53ab0573f8f64da7e20ff4388e068a33
Time to join ISIS. ALLAH HU AKBAR. CRICKET IS HARAAAM.
>>65059138
One of if not the worst five-fors I've seen. Bowled absolute filth.
Best bowler was Hastings by a mile.
Lads which team should I support now? I've given up on these autistic fucks.
>>65059161
>paywall
Disgusting tbqh
>>65059167
England, unironically. It's a young team with lots of potential.
>>65059161
> Only members can access our premium articles and features.
> Paying for Courier Mail
>>65059176
In tests yes, but England just don't give a fuck about limited overs
>>65059180
Don't pay at all m8, dunno whats gone wrong there. Google it, what a fucking maaaad bitch.
>>65059187
Shane Warne cricket '99
>before dhawan lost his wicket the odds of India winning were 17:1
kek
Time to give my bat an oil lads
>>65059176
Yeah I'll do that. I've unironically been following them more ever since the NZ series and later when they completely changed their meme teams.
>>65059208
"bat"
>>65059208
Have fun m8, personally I'm gonna go jerk off
>>65059208
I'm currently activating my almonds
>>65059187
>i play video games
>>65059235
>muslim
>race
Top banter m8
>>65059235
Ginger subhumans are not white
>>65059258
>muslim
>country
:-)
>>65059085
le epic ironic bad shooping maymay
Kane Richardson's 5-fer was the 4th most expensive of all time.
Saxon getting comprehensively BTFO in the tennis thread.
>>65059331
>LE U R EL SACK ZONE XDXD
any of you lads know what dosage of finasteride warnie is on?
>>65059331
He's 100% triggered here too
>>65059331
>being this arse sore all across /sp/
Literally FURIOUS :)
>>65059187
shit taste
Why are /pol/tists triggered more easily than SJWs?
Fucking mind boggling desu
>>65059187
That's not The Simpsons: Hit and Run
