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>Jack Russell
>doglet fullbacks
>guaranteed red card after he goes Suarez on an opposing players
>Huskey
>not Shitland Sheepdog
>current year
>no corgi
are you even trying?
>>65032998
only if the Whippet looks like Robben
only till then will this work
>no based corso as cb/dm to break some necks
ishhy diggy
>>65032998
>Huskey
Are you sure you don't mean Heskey?
TBF Heskey could take on that entire team (or any team) singlehandedly
>no Doberman box-to-box midfielder
shit lineup
Aussie Cattle Dog would make a goat DM desu
>>65032998
> dogo argentino on the left
> implying whippets can cut inside
>>65033041
haha
remember heskey lads??? haha he's so shit and slow
but we're gonna pretend he was good - therein lies the joke ;-) hehehehe
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>no doge
>>65032998
>no cheeky English Cocker Spaniel CDM
ya fucked up
>everyone thinks there's dog should be a DM
what is this groundbreaking new meme
Is this the Zidane-rating thread?
>>65032998
Golden Retreiver-----------------------------Black Lab
------------------------------Corgi--------------------------
German Shepherd-----------------------Dobberman
------------------------American Bulldog------------------
Dogo ------ Pitbull-----------Rott---------Bloodhound
-------------------Border Collie---------------------------
find a flaw
Cats>Dogs
>>65032998
>not having ur mum as GK
>>65033098
To be fair it's gone too far in the other direction. Heskey was never great, but he wasn't awful. He was a solid second striker.
Put Golden Retriever at one of the CM's and replace it with Chow Chow desu
>>65033185
see here
>>65033259
>implying dogs could do shit on a cold, wet Wednesday night in the ocean
>>65032998
>German Shepard as a striker and not CB
>Golden Retriever not as a winger
>No Greyhound as a MF
Should be
---------------------Greyhound----------
Labrador----------Argentino-----Whippet
--------Border Collie-------Husky-----
Corgi----- Bloodhound---Pitbull---Vilzia
>>65033309
Octopus is a funny name
>>65033309
>home babbies
>trash.jpg
>>65033309
>dolphin
>sharks
>on the same team
dolphin's gonna wreck shit
>>65033336
>Greyhound
>having a lanklet CF
Just stick a St Bernard up there and hoof balls forward to him.
>>65033309
>those giant fat centre halves
enjoy getting done on the counter
>>65032998
>your team
>white
>no Springer Spaniel on the wing
>>65033048
This. Also no Huskey leading the line up front. Shit formation OP
You know pornstar threads are strictly forbidden?
>no Boxer CB
Is there a better strike partnership in football?
>>65033309
> implying they stand a chance
>that back 4
wtf were you thinking
>>65033561
>putting Banana AKA the Peter Crouch of fruit on the wing
what the FUCK were you thinking
>>65033257
Under rated post
>>65033561
banana seems like a fruit that was born to cut inside
>>65033570
>Those slow as shit backs
Enjoy getting scored on all of the time.
>>65033601
Bend it like Banana m8
![IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YlVNHPt.jpg "IrishWolfhoundFrankBrendan[1].jpg")
>not just playing woofball up to the fellaini of dags
>>65033561
>slow as fuck center backs
>soft as fuck full backs
L M A O
>le husky meme XDDD
>>65033561
>le big black centre half meme
>>65033629
>woofball
Find a flaw.
Protip: You can't
>Huskey leading the line
>chihuahua providing sneaky throughballs
>whippet with them overlaps and link up play well based beagle
>Grey hound providing speed
>Golden retriever with god tier defense
>Goat CDM partnership
Fuck I wish dog soccer where a thing.
>>65033685
>great dane
I get it
>>65033685
this is pretty good, I'd swap whippet and beagle though
>>65033685
>playing the GOAT dog in a midfield 2
Waste of GS desu
>>65033739
>>65033766
autism
>>65033785
welcome to 4chan my friend
>>65033754
>not putting your best in the middle
defense wins championships
>>65033685
>no border collie in midfield
dropped
Where's Hillary Clinton?
>>65033828
In Texas building a wall
Most athletic team coming through
![shirehorseEN1405_468x312[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oUTaTsy.jpg "shirehorseEN1405_468x312[1].jpg")
>>65033885
>not having shire horse up front
>>65033885
>tackle horse
>it can't get up
>shoot it ded
>Not fielding LITERALLY the GOAT strike partnership
-------------------STL Ram------------------------------
----------------------------LA Ram----------------------
Eagle----------------------------------------------Jaguar
-------------------Bear------------Panther-------------
Colt---------------Raider----------Viking--------Charger
-----------------------------Brown------------------------
>>65033916
damn that's a good call, could go cb for the lusitano who is basically just an andalusian anyways
>>65033885
>Hannoverian
I was born in Hannover and now a random Irish guy mentioned the city on an Japanese card trading website. My life feels complete
>>65032998
>No Suarez dog up front
>>65033952
wow what a cunty looking dog, bet he mauls babies to death in his spare time
>>65032998
>no chihuahua playing the manlet Messi role
>>65033948
congrats m8, the hanoverian is one of the best horse breeds for sports competitions
>>65033965
Considering they used to set them free on the spaniard loyalists back in the independace wars, yeah it's a pretty cuntish dog.
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>>65034093
>watching a dead show
ayyyy.
>>65033231
What's your reasoning?
Retreiver and Bloodhound are GOAT CB pairing with Retreiver collecting any loose balls and the Bloodhound sniffing out danger.
>>65033231
the fuck? Border Collies are made for midfielders, for deep lying playmakers.
They are basically dog Modrics and your Pirlos
>>65033685
Great Dane would be good on crosses but can he get down quick enough to ave low efforts?
He'd get nutmegged on 1-on-1s every time aswell
>>65034093
>no Syrio Forel
We can all agree on this, right?
Discuss
>>65033685
>pace babby greyhound
>golden retriever at left back
>no Doberman
>no Rottweiler
What the fuck are you doing?
>>65034345
I would take maoris or malays over indians tbf
>>65033561
perfect, GOAT squad, only if you bring on an Acai Berry as a 70 min super sub for orange or mango, whoever looks more dogged at the time
>>65034480
malays count as chinks and maoris don't even get on the bench of Human FC
![5aeb4c23757a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ETsGGMH.jpg "5aeb4c23757a[1].jpg")
>no caucasian shepherd in the back line
>>65034539
>malays count as chinks
>russians don't count as eastern european
and maoris are top tier athletes. way better than smelly indians
honestly i think you need a one-club, loyal Labrador Retriever who started as an attacking mid/number 9 but has slowly made his way deeper towards the backline as he has grown older, now with an optimal position sitting deep behind alongside or behind a ball-winning pacefiend at the CDM.
i like this thread a lot
>>65033685
is Chihuahua the Messi of this team?
>>65034633
That team would get wrecked with a lone striker doglet up front. A clever manager would just bark the bus.
>>65033561
Dragonfruit the flashy cunt, no end product
>>65034676
>bark the bus
This is the sort of good clean comedy I come to 4chan for.
>>65034676
>park the bus
10/10
so simple yet so effective
beautiful
>park the bus
>>65035290
make sure to read your post before you press submit
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>>65035533
earth should be a no. 10 because it's a special snowflake planet
tbqh I'd stick the big lad Jupiter up front as well for them knockdowns
>>65034676
