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>Glasgow's Scotland flanker Ryan Wilson has been cited for allegedly grabbing the testicles of Northampton's scrum-half Lee Dickson.
>rugby
>straight
nice ""poomunity"" you've got here
>>65032899
That's happened to me as well
I took the ball in a lineout, dropped down and my opposite number reached over and started twisting my bollocks. I started randomly swinging, felt my elbow connect and he let go.
>>65034140
Poo
Also
>Christ Ashton
>selected for England for the first time in 2 years
>gets banned for 3 months
kek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/35347015
>>65034295
>tfw also have a testicle story
>be me
>fat smelly prop breaks the line (I know)
>I'm running directly behind him
>jump to tackle him
>as I do that his foot kicks up and catches me right in the balls
>be sick on the pitch right there next to the ruck
>>65037977
Hope Jones makes Hartley captain, just so he fucks up and does something stupid.
>>65042357
Hartley is a good player though faam
>>65042325
The only testicle story I have is running after a kick and getting stepped but trying to grab the fullback's shorts but instead I squeezed his nuts which made him lose almost all momentum.
>walels NOT picking Halfpenny
>walels ARE picking memebert and memeland
kek
>>65042974
Halfpenny's knee is destroyed remember
Cuthbert and Priestland are unexplainable though
>>65042993
Now that makes sense about Halfpenny.
If North or Biggar get injured Walels are literally fucked. It spells good things for the Wallabies tour later in the year if they're selected again because they literally cost Walels every match against Australia.
>>65032899
rugby is the gayest sport that exists (cover in gentleman + violent costume)
>>65043027
nothing wrong with a bit of man on man action you poof
>>65034295
>be me
>tackle a fella
>as I'm rolling out of the ruck to get out of the way, the opposing scrumhalf stomps on my crotch
>I blow up the ruck and start throwing punches
>get pulled off him and get yellow carded
>tackle him later in the game
>choke him under the pile until he passes out
players who fuck with people's dicks are the biggest fucking faggots in the history of sport, I wish I had killed that shithead because you just know I wasn't the first person he did that to
>>65043038
What's worse though, having your dick fondled, or having your ass fingered?
>>65037977
Hahaha fuck him. All si right in the world.
>>65043038
>players who fuck with people's dicks are the biggest fucking faggots in the history of sport
this is true, it's the lowest you can go as a person
those people should be banned from sport and shunned from society tbqh
>>65043027
BIG
STRONG
AMERICAN
>>65043027
At least our coaches don't slap us on the arse whenever we do something good :^)
>>65043038
>play homohug
>get dick touched
Wowzserz
>>65043038
>choke him under the pile until he passes out
bit much desu
>>65043019
North is actually in the worst form of his life. AWJ, Lee, Faletau and Roberts are far more valuable right now.
>>65043224
Whoever the fuck our fit fullback will be is pretty important too.
http://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/rugby/irfu-delight-as-andy-farrell-takes-ireland-defence-coaching-role-374850.html
FFS lads.
>>65045652
He's alright
at least Wilson wasnt picked for Scotland, still have Swinson potentially looking at a ban though.
>>65045803
Fuck off.
I miss the WC
>>65046033
>Cotter hasn't won a single six nations game yet
kek
>>65043224
Yes but if North is on the pitch then cuthbert can't be on hopefully until the 60th minute. North injured means Cuthbert starts.
>>65032899
>rugby
>straight
Said no one ever. I saw the literal gayest shit when I played Rigby in uni. Like, there was no way any of it could be considered banter at that point, this was latent homosexuality coming to the fore. Shit was so gay we had an actual gay person on our team and he didn't engage in nearly as much faggotry as the rest of the team did.
In February
>>65048916
lolargentinaBwins
>>65049222
Or Canada
>33 posts in 24 hours
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
SHITERAL POOICIDE
>>65043027
I think you're thinking of waterpolo lad.
Waterpolo is the apex of dick-grabbery.
Think we're fairly fucked for this years tournament lads
We have the hardest opening fixtures, and England and France away. Tournament could be over before it even starts.
Missing Bowe and Henderson. Henshaw won't have played a game for 3 months before the opening game. Payne was just back recently. Our second row is weak with Hendersons injury and O' Connells retirement and will impact our usual dominance of the line-out.
To top this off Schmidt said after the world cup we don't have to change the way we play. ( ._.)
When is the SuperRugby thing* starting?
I* like rugby, but european rugby is fucking boring to watch t b h
I want to watch some southern hemispherean rugby
>39 posts
>27 unique IP's
/rug/ on thriving and diverse community watch
>>65057218
They have new argie and japan teams too now lad.
>>65057218
Early/mid february. Maybe before if >we start off the season away.
>>65056157
Just target Cuthbert like the Irish provinces have started doing. Little chip/grubber behind him then get a speedy winger like Gilroy or Zeebs™ to burst onto it before Cuthbert even gets a chance to turn around.
>thread up for over 24 hours
>less than 45 replies
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>>65049915
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>>65046459
NIPPON BANZAI END THIS APARTHEID
;_;
Neck you still alive m8? We need to talk about the serious issue of Warburton playing fuck all games this season but still getting put as starting 7 and captain.
>>65047971
we'll win at least 3 this year, wait and see.
>>65058443
Did they add romania and gerogia in the 8 nations now?
Blimey
>>65058475
nah, england will be pish, italy will get beaten, then its not a stretch to imagine Wales France or italy succumbing to our might...
>>65058506
You playing Italy twice and you are hoping for one win against them?
Blimey
>>65058542
only play each team once. and think a win is reasonable considering we beat them before the world cup
>>65058592
Read your post mate.
Englel have Jones now so I think beating them will be a tough ask.
You could beat the French but I think the Irish and Welsh will be a bridge too far.
So 1 maybe 2 wins - not the
>at least 3 this year
like you predicted
>>65058639
oh right, my bad, meant france.
A new looking england team with a new style of play who have been training with new staff for a few weeks coming to murrayfield, im not saying its an easy ask, but a new coach takes time.
granted, 3 is optimistic. but achievable, france ireland and wales are in no kind of form.
/rug/ on emulating their hero watch
>>65058996
Do you have that pic of him eating with an Arab guy?
>>65058542
Well one of those games is at home...
>>65058729
Indeed, Jones needs ATLEAST a two year bedding in period before he should be expected to get results.
>>65058443
>literally our year (again)
>>65059203
its our year every year until we lose the first game, then things go a bit pear shaped
>>65059347
>England - New coach
>France - New Coach
>Ireland - Injuries
>Italy - Shit
>Scotlel - Shit
Literally OUR year
>>65059408
If Priestland and Cuthbert can stay off the field long enough for the rest of the team to win the game then yeah that's accurate.
Your literal autist of a fly half will carry the backline.
1- Wales
2- Ireland
3- Scotland
4- England
5- France
6- Italy
Wales look strongest and have a massive chunk of their squad back from injuries. Majority of players in good form.
Ireland have a few injuries, they'll be weak in the second row but have good depth all-round. Forwards always competitive.
Scotland have a full squad and the best scrum in the competition, they'll surprise a lot of people if they do something with their backs.
England will be rebuilding, a few new faces will change their structure but it'll take a good few games before they get firing. Tuilagi coming back could make a huge difference.
France won't change, they'll be half brilliant and half shit. Lopez at 10 is an absolute must (although I don't even think he's in the squad?)
Italy will look to pick off maybe one win at home if they're lucky, Parisse will carry them to good performances but they'll be lucky to get a win.
>>65059620
>north and cuthberts form
>>65059620
Fuck I wish Parisse was in a different team, he's literally one of the best players in the world. Probably the best pure 8 in the world.
>lamont still getting picked
He can't keep getting away with it
>>65059684
Tom James will start ahead of Cuthbert unless Gatland goes full fucking retard.That means Amos probably at fullback and the backline balances so much better.
>>65059733
Swap anyone for cuckbert and the backline balances better Tbh
Is /cheeto/ gonna make a return this year?? Looking at the transerfs, I'm not optimistic
Why does rugby have such fucking GOAT music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCwoOhEgANY
>>65059816
Literally haven't seen that guy since the 09 lions tour
>>65059816
SA always go with 3 retarded number 6's as their backrow, so no.
They should have Brussow at openside, Whiteley at 6, and Vermuelen at 8.
>>65042325
>be me
Who else would you be?
>The Shark's new home kit
JUST
>>65063273
looks like a fijian away kit
>>65063273
That shark running with the ball always cheers me up.
: )
Posting purely to add another IP 2bh lads
SR for 2016 is used to show ugly uniforms
>>65059408
>Scotland fans will think they have a chance because they were "robbed" against the wobs in the rwc
>they'll win 2 games in the 6n
>>65066926
The Australian ones are fine. Excuse they are more traditional. The New Zealand ones are by far the worst. They look like they were designed with word art.
>>65067035
>>65066994
>they were "robbed" against the wobs in the rwc
hate
HATE this meme. Jewbear was literally refballing for Scotland until the last minute.
>>65067464
That's not what reddit says mate.
Are you calling reddit a liar?
>>65067526
hate r/rugbyunion as well desu
they have no chat and there are too many seppos
>>65067370
Eddie Jones won't lead England to a Grand Slam title.
>>65067712
Not this year, obviously he might well in the next few years.
>>65032899
>tfw Canadian rugby
>>65067749
I don't think I even watched a Canadian match during the world cup, kind of regret not making the most of it now.
Muscular and handsome /rug/ on elite community watch
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby-2016-sanzar-board-set-to-change-bonus-point-system/news-story/fa38a0d08f5147ac91c68a359fafa9d1
>4 try bonus point on suicide watch
Looks like they're going to go with the French system of 3 tries more than your opponent to get a bonus point, so no more both teams getting a 4 try bonus point when they're both shit.
>>65068551
thanks for the bump :3
>>65068551
Please watch our sport
>>65042974
>B-b..but Cuthbert is c-coming b-back to form guys...
Every Welshman ever
>We will never see Lions series Cuthbert or North again :'(
>>65058542>>65058639
>>65043208
>>65058475
>>65063273
>Japan
HAHAHAHA
>>65068351
What's been going on at Auckland Uni since the World Cup? I was unwittingly drawn into the Daniel tragicomedy.
>>65069177
It's school holidays mate they're probably all at the Gold Coast getting fucked by bikies.
>>65069177
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64735392/#q64735516
Trannyiel dropped a 5 post "farewell" speech in this thread.
Naturally, he was back posting the very next day.
>>65069177
He literally pooicided m8 didn't you hear
>>65067370
Blues > Highlanders > Hurricanes > Crusaders >>>>>>>>>> Chiefs
Adidas usually make the best jerseys but those are pretty awful this year.
I wonder if Edinburgh guy has got a job yet, will he ever kick the heroin addiction?
Nth for the blues have a chance of not being shit this year
>>65074195
>LE EBIN 4CHAN PERSONALITIES LMAO XD
>>65067370
looks like the chiefs have finally gone full meme
>NH ""Rugby""
>>65059620
1. Irlanda (more strong physically)
2. País de Gales
3. Inglaterra (Jones effect shall appear later)
4. Inglaterra do Norte (RUWC was a summer night dream)
5. França (under reconstruction)
6. Itália
>>65067829
The Romania match was apparently the largest comeback in WC history . The Italy match was actually pretty good despite some shit referees, some really great tries. The other two you shouldn't bother with.
>>65043038
Eye gougers are the real cunts. It's so cowardly
>mfw we win the triplec rown
>>65074793
Close knit poomunity m8
>>65074834
>more strong physically
Lol more than Wales? Brazil you mad cunt
lads, my wife keeps telling me I should get her son 6 Nations tickets
what do?
>>65077260
>my wife's son
Not even /rug/ is immune to cuck memes
>>65077279
She also wants me to make him a grilled cheese sandwich but the oven is broken
>>65074980
Are you playing Italy three times at home, with Parisse injured?
>>65076985
>ignoring the lots of injuried rugbiers problem who limit welsh performance
>>65078225
the injury problem isn't that bad now. It's just Halfpenny, Scott Williams and Webb now. I think Webb is probably the biggest problem, I really don't rate Gareth Davies besides his meme potential
>>65078225
Ireland are the injury guys this time. I don't even know what their second row combo will be.
>tfw your country is so good at producing 7's they've started producing them for other countries
You're welcome England.
>>65059620
i wouldnt go as far as saying Scotland have a full squad. Injurys to Bennet, Seymour, Gilchrist, Visser. Plus the guys that are just coming back from injury like dunbar and dickinson. Plus glasgow are lacking form at the minute. not saying they arent good but losing 4 games on the trot has an effect.
dont get me wrong, think they are in a stronger position than most, but i just wouldnt overstate how good of a position that is.
http://www.punditarena.com/rugby/adrumm/toulon-apply-to-join-premiership/
I love Boudjellal, he's such a fucking banterlord
>>65078622
Toner and Mike McCarthy most likely, the most average part of the team by a fair distance.
>>65082817
not gonna lie mate, Toner is fucking shit. All he has going for him is that he's a gangly bastard
>>65083066
He pretty much guarantees lineout ball though. If you think he's shit now you should have seen him before he was capped, he was genuinely hilarious to watch.
>>65063273
Looks like your printer's running low on ink m8
>>65076985
Yes. You biased cunt. God you Welsh spastics are insufferable.
>>65084661
I'm sorry but how? You're saying guys like Zebo and Payne are more physical than guys like Roberts and North?
>>65088896
>Dat acting
>thread up for 4 days
>can't even crack 130 replies
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>>65092243
What did you have for dinner m8?
>>65092243
Poosed poolite poostralia pooing poous poo pooit poois poo poo poo
BASED
>>65046459
>I miss the WC
why there was literally one upset. Nice showing by the Pumas tho
who /engelbrecht/ here?
The pinnacle of Rugby Union is viewed as the penalty goal. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of penalty goals that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
Rugby league is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single penalty goal being kicked! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a scrum collapses and repacks six times, followed by a penalty goal, in rugby league. If league wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in rugby league. They set up too many plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with penalties, line outs and 4 scrum re-packs. What rugby league need to do is make field goals and penalty goals worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy kick a ball. Did you guys see the latest Durban Pirates vs Roturua Razorbacks game? Six penalty goals to five! The pirates had no answer to the Razorbacks tactics of kicking the ball out then collapsing the scrum.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby league, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.
Haven't posted in /rug/ since the world cup (needed a break from rugby), do we have 6N and Super Rugby fantasy comps up yet?
>>65093227
not yet lad
with Johhny May, Memer-Skudder, CorderGOAT and others tearing shit up, who else is deligted at the comeback of quick, agile manlet wingers?
the dark ages of Matt Banahan seem so long ago now
>>65093272
get on it then cunt
>>65093988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2u1vwXuHIM
this kids the future of midget wingers.
he's only 173cm ( 5'7).
>>65094866
Needs to be in the OP of the next thread or something lad.
>>65095443
>Not just pumping the fast kids full of HGH to make new Lomus
want to suck henshaws willy
NEED to suck fitzgeralds willy
>>65096811
>>65097260
>not Kearney
>>65097505
dont like him
I'll have to get into some NH rugby this year. When's your 6N kicking off lads? Who's the favourite going in? Any of you going to join us for some Super Rugby discussion come Feb?
>>65098200
>basketball rugby
Had enough of that shit at the world cup thanks.
reminder ireland are going to win the world cup
>>65098986
>irish handling
>>65098200
Pool A was best pool and nearly led to me cucking someone
>>65099345
every time
>>65099345
>That throw
>Straight
Triggered to be perfectly frank
>>65096811
>>65097260
>tfw you will never be a based muscular ELITE rugby player
>Autists will never shitpost about their desire to suck your cock on a Turkmenistani scientific journal database
JFDIMSA
do the Lions have a chance in 2017?
Honestly I have no fucking idea what the All Blacks are going to be like in a post-McCaw world. They'll still be really fucking good, but it's hard to see them continuing to be as comprehensively dominant as they've been for the last decade
>>65100217
>do the Lions have a chance in 2017?
Better than in quite a while. I want to say it's the best chance in NZ since the 71 tour but it depends on whether whoever coaches it can get enough meme magic out of his players
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/england-world-cup-star-sam-10774847
>>65100361
the media backlash by the English over the whole Sam Burgess thing was fucking embarrassing desu
the Brit media are utter bottom feeding scum
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/warren-gatlands-claim-ireland-six-10762109
>>65100517
>Gatland trolling the Irish again
the absolute madman
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/wales-v-ireland-dream-team-10772304
Which 8 teams do you think will go through?
- Top 5 from NZ/Aus
-Top from all SA/Jap/Arg
In no order I've got:
Chiefs
Highlanders
Crusaders
Brumbies
Rebels
Stormers
Argentina
Sharks
>>65105331
>>65098770
>still mad
lol
>>65100217
Nz gon' struggle in the centres
>>65074961
>This flag
>This post
>>65084661
>The Irish are still talking shit
How were the semi finals guys?
>>65100217
Depends if it's an English dominated pack. If so, they won't win.
>>65107703
Kieran Brookes will be the best tighthead in the world at that point. Hartley could be there too.
>>65101758
from the url I thought it was going to be the dream team for both sides and they were going to name Mullingar Vets for Ireland or something
>>65108195
>Kieran Brookes will be the best tighthead in the world at that point
Samson Lee mate
>Hartley could be there too.
He's not even the best hooker in England right now, let alone in two years
>>65108407
>samson lee
neck that has to be you, he's a fucking manlet with zero power when it comes to mauls
>>65108407
>>65108424
>Implying it won't be Fagerson
new messiah m8s
>>65108687
>>65108407
>>65108195
Lads realistically
>>65100217
We're on the cusp of Pax Argentina 2bh.
You're gonna see good things from Scotland and the Aussies over the next few years while the Argies grow.
France, SA and England are gonna get worse and worse. NZ will dip up and down within the top 5 and never quite regain the GOATness.
But once the Pumas really get it together it's going to be over for everybody.
>>65109029
Can't see Argentina doing that anytime soon 2bh, if they were then their U20s side would be competing at the top, but they're about as good as Scotland's.
>>65109093
it's gonna happen faster than you think
and i'm only half-memeing
>kiwi genetics
>>65111144
>quad dubs
nice going lad
>yfw Poolan loses at Recreation Ground
>>65113260
Bath have nothing to play for and they've put a weaker team out. Toulon should rape.
is this Garry Ringrose cunt I keep hearing about from the micks actually good or is he just a meme like Keith Earls and Zebo?
>>65109029
>implying it won't be the Pax Cambriensis
>>65113887
He's alright but stuart mccloskey is better
>>65113887
He's actually good, makes good decisions in attack and defense, is quick, has a good tackle technique, very good workrate and has great feet. He probably just needs to pack on a couple of kilos.
>>65113887
>micks
Sorry but there is no need for this racist terminology.
He's very young and has very few senior caps but he went to Blackrock and plays 13 so the effete southern Dublin media are hyping him up massively.
Literally spending ages on the radio talking about the young lad and if he should start for Ireland.
>>65114034
Surely you mean Olding.
>leinster pumped
>sexton heem'd
Ireland on pooicide watch?
>>65113887
Let's just say he's no Billy Twelvetrees
this glasgow game is so boring
>>65118221
6 goals so far m8, it's off the chain
Glasgow are literally nailed on for the Pro12 back2back
>>65119725
nah, that leinster dont have to worry about the champions cup is theirs to lose tbf
>>65119773
>Glasgow 22 - 5 Form team in Europe
>Lelster 0 - 135 some fucking Coventry bugs
>>65119855
racing were already qualified and it was an awful match i wouldn't be boasting about that performance, it was torrid from both sides for 60-65 minutes
>>65119936
At least Glasgow actually won their shit game, Leinster got fucking gaped in theirs
>>65119979
fair enough, still think leinster have the stronger squad and will most likely be top of the table at the business end of the season like they usually are, especially now they're not going to prioritize the champions cup
>lelnster
>glasglel
>>65111144
Looks like he has Scottish genetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4u2Fvospg4
kek
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>>65101758
Williams
North
Henshaw
S. Williams
Fitzgerald
Sexton
Murray
Faletau
Warburton
SOB
Charteris
AWJ
Ross
Best
Jenkins
Could make a few changes to that tbf but ultimately I think thats a better team.
>>65122357
>Iceman
>>65122357
What the fuck
>>65122357
fuck this is a shit sport, just look at all the fat cunts bludging on the wing
>>65132941
>me on the left
>>65137235
Please notice us big strong Aussie
Why is this allowed?
>>65138046
lord
>>65122837
>S. Williams
Injured lad, and he plays better at 12 anyway. I'd probably pick BigGOAT over Sexton as well tbqh
>Clermont-Auvergne
>Morgan Parra
>>65144225
>Clermont bottom of the pool
Gutted for the Ospreys, all they needed was a point to go through.
>Exeter through
lolwtf
Absolute madmen
>>65144542
Gutted for Águias Pesqueiras de Neath e Swansea and also gutted by Bordéus-Bègles
Is Sexton out of the Wales game? I know he's got a history of concussions and he got another bad one yesterday.
>Parra
>Bardy
>Gear
>Azéma
>there were people who actually bought a ticket for this game.
The only good side from this game is that they are fresh for the remaining of "the best Union domestic championship in the World".
I'm expecting people to be fired on the spot or being transferred back to Fédéral 1 by the end of the season.
I got no beef with the UBB after that game only against our shitheads who keep on memeing for the sake of this sport.
>>65145438
Bordeux really surprised me this , their forwards are insanely strong.
Why are the Welsh so autistic?
>>65145601
Thei half-scrum Serin was quite remarkable too, I think that two tries were originated by him. I haven't notice much of his game besides his U-21 ones that I can barely recall.
I'd say that after that he should be on some managers small papers, maybe on Noves's for the summer tests in Argentina.
>>65146026
Autism key.
>>65144572
fucking meme pool
>ameriegg
>>65145438
>tfw watching the replay
>tfw parra took a quick penalty instead of going for goal
>tfw right in front of the posts
>tfw it would have meant clermont go through
lel
