Who will win el classico?
football
I dunno lol
Liverpool 3-2
Firmino 88'
Firmino 89'
Rooney 92'
Depay 93'
Firmino 98'
>>64979967
Kek
>>64979967
Kek
>>64979967
>>64979980
>>64979984
americans
>>96
>>64979997
>>64979886
More like El Scumico
>>64980051
I don't get it
>Who will win
people that wont watch this shitfest
>watching el crapico
>>64979967
Almost, just change Firmino's 3rd goal to a screamer from Coutinho in the 96th minute.
Liverpool easily
no-one gives a fuck now that fergie, gerrard, giggs scholes carragher etc aren't involved anymore, it's just another fixture these days
>caring about el spastico
just two midtable teams t b h
>>64980140
you gotta move on, anon
martial, firmino, coutinho, moreno, de gea are some of the most promising young talents in the entire league
my day tomorrow is going to be wonderful
LFC/United
Panthers/Hawks
Broncos/Steelers
Can't wait. Going to be comfy shitposting literally the entire day>>64980140
>>64980094
This. Mid-table drudgefest. Man Utd make West Brom look exciting.
>>64980164
>>64980116
>el spastico
>el crapico
im cruing lads
looking more forward to stoke v arsenal t b h
>>64980176
yeah but none of them are really loyal to either club, one offer from barca/real/bayern and they're gone whereas with the old guard you at least knew they lived and breathed for their club
>>64980238
true but that's how sports are nowadays
just have fun and be entertained. it's a kids game ffs
utd gonna get decked
>>64980176
My day is going to be great as well. Going down to cafe tomorrow thats run by a british paki guy. We get about 20 people there every saturday morning to watch soccer. Probably going to be about 50 people there tomorrow. After that we all migrate to the bar next door to wathc football then we go to whataburger
>>64980117
coutinho is injured fag
>el foreignfanico
>>64980238
Any player on any team in the premier league is gone if they get an offer from barca/real/bayern whats your point
>>64980300
this is how it's done
>>64980309
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64980391
>tfw mistaken for that fag again
I hate Shitty ffs
>>64980317
nowadays yes because they're mostly foreign mercenaries, 10 or so years ago prem clubs had at least a few homegrown players in their first team who remained one club men
>El classico
More like medio de la mesa
Duh it's our year LA
>inb4 dur "our"
>inb4 ”what part of Liverpool are to from "
Downtown m8s
>>64980576
kek
>>64980434
alright mate no need to resort to the S word, we're all m8s here
Any other City fans from Manchester post on here? Or just Dutchlads getting bullied for Myspace photos?
Klopp pondrá el último clavo en el ataúd de Van Lel y Frimonio marcará hattrick
Honestly who gives a shit about el chavico, it's not even exciting I got more rigid for Leicester vs Tottenham
>two of the former biggest clubs in England who currently are beyond shit are playing
will be an utter shitshow
more like el-past-it-co amiright
>caring about le assico
>>64980469
eh?
>>64980802
>(You)
>>64980802
>Honestly who gives a shit about el chavico
Well considering it's the most watched fixture season-in season-out, i'd wager quite a few
>>64980802
>Honestly who gives a shit about el chavico
A lot of people. Man United and Liverpool combined have more than 50 million fans.
>>64981003
Most United "fans" are Indians and Pakis that have never went to the stadium and Liverpool is irrelevant outside of their city
>>64981003
But Liverpool and Manchester only have a combined population of 4 million and neither of these teams are the best in their respective cities and that's letting the Salford/Manchester argument slide.
>Most United "fans" are Indians and Pakis that have never went to the stadium
True, but a lot of those Indians and Pakis have tvs, so they'll be watching. United is pretty popular in China and the US too. It's probably the most popular club in the world, just about any game involving them will have millions of people watching.
>Liverpool is irrelevant outside of their city
Liverpool still has millions of fans worldwide.
>lel leel shitty "muh possesion" team with no transition against based klopp the master of counters
gee i wonder what's gonna happen in this match
>>64981080
Meant to respond to
>>64981031
>>64981094
Real Madrid and Barcelona are far more popular these days. English clubs are old news
>>64981003
>"50 million" fans
>when you just pull a random number out of your ass and run with it
>>64981075
>But Liverpool and Manchester only have a combined population of 4 million
That's irrelevant. Most of their fans aren't from the local area, just like with every other rich club.
>and neither of these teams are the best in their respective cities and that's letting the Salford/Manchester argument slide.
Liverpool is 2 points ahead of Everton. And a lot of people will be watching despite the fact that both clubs are doing badly, just like they did last season when United and Liverpool were fighting for the glorious honor of 4th place.. Fans don't instantly stop following a team just because they're doing badly. Well, most fans, anyway.
>el "better than Madrid /barca"sico match
>>64981130
>when you just pull a random number out of your ass and run with it
Liverpool has 27 million likes on facebook, United has 65 million likes on facebook. Assuming that only a little more than half of the people who clicked "like" are actually fans of those teams, you get about 50 million people.
>>64981075
Manchester actually has a 500-600K or so population. Greater Manchester is an urban county with 3.5mill, but includes different cities/towns and a lot of greenery.
That being said, only Man City is actually in Manchester, United is technically not in the city of Manchester.
>>64981123
>Real Madrid and Barcelona are far more popular these days.
Of course, Real and Barca are probably the two most popular teams in the world. But United is probably a close 3rd, and Liverpool is somewhere in the top 10 at least. I'm not saying that this is going to be anywhere near as big as El Clasico, just that tens of millions of people are going to watch.
>>64981164
> facebook likes
well it looks like you've done the math. my bad
>>64981215
*that pic is just Sky Sports exaggerating numbers, but it gives you an idea of how big this game is.
>>64981091
>master of counters
kek no, more like master of shit defending
>>64981215
>United is probably a close 3rd
Yes, that's probably right. They used to be the most popular club in the world when I was a kid
My point is: no one cares about the United-Liverpool rivalry, United may have """"fans"""" in Asia that never kicked a ball in their lives but they don't care about this match
>>64981244
>My point is: no one cares about the United-Liverpool rivalry
United and Liverpool fans seem to care.
>United may have """"fans"""" in Asia that never kicked a ball in their lives but they don't care about this match
They probably don't care about it as much as people actually from the area do, but you could say the same about any rivalry game between teams with a lot of overseas fans.
>>64979886
I totally believe that these teams have 50 million fans combined. I mean, there are over 600 million people in their core support base.
![Rafael-Benitez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N2KwufQ.jpg "Rafael-Benitez[1].jpg")
>yfw van lala loses and gets sacked only for united to bring in fat rafa
>>64981374
don't you fucking dare insult based Rafa
>le meme shitpool team that has been a joke for 10 years
>le van lel shitfest of a team full of literally whos
It's shit, and i'm a manure fan.
WHEN
YOU
WALK
THROUGH
THE
STORM
>>64981476
i concur
I do miss the days of 2005-2010 when English teams were literally dominant. People hate on the "big four" era of the EPL, and while in terms of entertainment it may have been dire, the quality of the actual players and teams were there for all.
Ronaldo
Drogba
The dross Arsenal sides getting top 4
my personal favourite striker of epl Torres, made every single finish look smart and classy
>>64979914
>>64981673
>the
>>64981647
you dont know famous bastian schweinsteiger captain of the gloroius german national team?
pff
>lang baal scared for his job so he'll be attacking
>klopp likes to attack so he'll be attacking
should be at least as entertaining as the arselel game
>>64981647
Don't be sad, Mexibro. Just pretend it's 2007, Henderson kind of looks like Gerrard and Rooney kind of looks like young Rooney if you squint.
>>64981882
Not as good like he was at bayern desu
>>64981673
>the
>>64981647
Liverpool was one of the best teams in Europe 10 years ago, they've only been a joke for about 6 years. And they were good in that one crazy season.
>tfw the game will still be shit though
>>64981848
THE CURRENT YEAR THAT IT IS
>>64982008
>>64982025
It was such a great match years ago, both team with great players. I loved how Liverpool always did their best and tried to win, now they are fin with shitty ties. Let's hope our teams become great again.
was this good banter or going too far?
>>64982115
That was condemned by pretty much every Liverpool fan and the club itself when it first showed up tbf.
>>64982115
thats not bants
>>64982008
>Henderson kind of looks like Gerrard
Henderson being Liverpool's best player really sums up the team's decline desu. He wouldn't even have made the starting lineup 8 or 9 years ago.
>>64981683
>cheeky wonga repeatedly finishing top four with shit like denilson, song, djourou, clichy, squillaci, almunia, bendtner, eboue
Literal goat
>>64982115
tip top kek
>>64982188
He didn't exactly have much competition for that 4th place spot tbf. It would be much more impressive if he could do that in today's league.
>>64980051
More like No Classico
>>64982185
>Henderson being Liverpool's best player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rZ5yXBfN6Q
>>64982078
>Let's hope our teams become great again.
United has too much money not to be good in the long run. I'm worried about Liverpool, though. The fanbase is shrinking every year, and fewer fans means less revenue which means worse players. And it's not like the team was very good at spending its money efficiently in the first place. This is a team that finished 6th or lower in 4 out of the last 5 seasons despite having the 3rd highest net spend.
>>64980205
I don't know about that. Did you watch the Newcastle game? Six goals there, hardly boring.
If LvG is desperate to save his job then he's going balls out (possibly literally if past behaviour is to go by) to win this. I can see a 3-2 Liverpool win.
>>64982246
Which Liverpool player is consistently better than Henderson? Sturridge is permainjured, and both Coutinho and Firmino are both incredibly inconsistent.
![2922881196_Obama_laughing_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zgwdG64.jpg "2922881196_Obama_laughing_2[1].jpg")
>>64980576
>downtown
>>64981236
So what are the real numbers then?
Does anyone think liverpool will be a top team in the next 5 years?
become a team who will regularly reach top 4 and do well in the champs league?
>>64982246
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to agree with him, Hendo is our best player by quite a way. The only one who comes close is Skrtel.
>>64982281
>Liverpool finished 6th or lower in 4 out of the last 5 seasons despite having the 3rd highest net spend.
*4th-highest net spend
>Liverpool past 5 seasons
2014-15: 6th
2013-14: 2nd
2012-13: 7th
2011-12: 8th
2010-11: 6th
>Net spend (pounds) of the top 6 EPL teams
1. Man City: +322 million
2. Man United: +288 million
3. Chelsea: +220 million
4. Liverpool: +163 million
5. Arsenal: +99 million
6. Tottenham: -41 million
>tfw got a ticket on the kop today
Let's fuck 'em red men
MANNY U! COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!
>>64982323
They're a sleeping giant la', just like Leeds
lolverpool
>>64982346
>Tottenham have actually made money from the transfer market
Oy vey
I wonder what side the media will come out on
>>64982375
I bet you don't complain when there are a dozen articles about Liverpool and maybe one or two about Everton.
Really conflicted today
if we smash united 4-0 it will put an end to the van gaal era
hopefully we just scrape a 1-0 and he keeps his job
>>64982375
The DailyMail Is biased towards retards.
>>64982342
Skrtel is overrated as hell, he occasionally does a brave english type of last ditch tackle but his positioning is poor and he's error prone, sahko is far better and even lovren has been this year
>>64982431
It's Moyes all over again.
![U_936172_5543956[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1zoNVhw.jpg "U_936172_5543956[1].jpg")
>>64982454
>sahko is far better
>>64979886
citehfag here
COME ON YOU LIVERPOOLS
>>64982454
This, fucking Skrtel is always backtracking towards his own goal too
>>64982470
Sakho was great before these couple injuries, been rushed back due to injury crisis
>>64982431
>we
>>64982346
>tfw top 2 in the league have spent half as much as the next 5 below them
With the exclusion of west ham ofcourse
>Stoke could go 5th if they beat Arsenal
>>64982346
>Liverpool have spent 64 million pounds more than Arsenal and 204 million pounds more than Tottenham in the last 5 years
>Liverpool have only managed to finish above either of them once in the last 5 years
They're so incompetent that you have to wonder if it's on purpose
This is a boring mid table game
dreary nil all draw incoming
>>64979886
Don't care who wins as long as it's entertaining and fans of either team get incredibly butthurt after the game.
>>64982519
bilic is literally for FEGGIT
>>64982501
>tfw top 2 in the league have spent half as much as the next 5 below them
Manchester City have spent more than anyone else in the league, though.
http://www.transferleague.co.uk/premier-league-last-five-seasons/transfer-league-tables/premier-league-table-last-five-seasons
>el spastico
if it was possible for both teams to lose they absolutely would t b h
>>64982519
Should be right up your alley then
----de gea
darmian - smelling - blind - young
------->carrick - mata
martial -- rppney - lingard
------fellaini
witness me lads.
>>64982519
Bog Sim his sargon
>>64982552
If United win then both teams lose
Liverpool literally lose and united keep laang baal so they lose as well
Who has over achieved the most this season?
leicester @ 1st
or
west ham @ 5th
I'd say west ham
>>64982575
you'd be wrong, Leicester at 1st is crazy over-achievement.
but payet is terrific
>>64982583
nah, its definitely close
west ham at 5th is outrageous, that poverty team should be in a relegation fight
>>64982575
Leicester then Palace then West Ham and finally Watford
Is it snowing in Liverpool now?
Will it affect the game?
>>64982479
>Skrtel is always backtracking
Why does he do this? A lot of the time, he'll get a good slide tackle in but it should be needless in the first place.
>>64982593
it's made more hillarious by the fans are so delusional they think that's the spot they deserve to be in and will easily break the top 4 soon
>>64982560
Fellaini to end up neutralizing klopp's gegenpressing in an ultimate troll
http://strawpoll.me/6563629
http://strawpoll.me/6563629
http://strawpoll.me/6563629
You now remember that Klopp got Caulker to counter all the hoofball that opponent teams would do under pressure
>yfw a whole match of Caulker/Fellaini clashing heads
Based Titi Camara banter
>>64982616
Natural reaction, I read because he was a hockey player as a kid it's ingrained into him to retreat
>>64982548
Oh damn I forgot city played yesterday. I thought top 2 were still Leicester and arsenal
>>64982659
>Oh damn I forgot city played yesterday. I thought top 2 were still Leicester and arsenal
Arsenal have still spent about 140 million pounds more than Tottenham, so it's wrong either way. Unless Tottenham dropped out of the top 5?
Reminder that all these things have been spouted out my manure "fans" this season at some point
>Rooney will score 30 goals this season!
>United will start winning once Michael Carrick recovers from injury, he is the English Xavi!
>Phil Jones is world class!
>Depay just needs to settle, 15 goals + 10 assists easy!
>Marcus "Left-Back" Rojo will be a world class CB in 2 years!
>David DeGea will never leave! He is going to play for the badge and minimum wage!
>Schweinsteiger, what a signing! Treble confirmed!
>>64982713
>this flag
>>64982622
hate both clubs but klopp seems like a top lad while lang baal is a mongoloid so i went with liverpoo t b h
>>64982350
take pic for us
Anyone here watching Goals on Sunday?
Brenny is on and they are reliving the 2013-14 season. Liverpool were actually awesome that season and he was doing a great job of installing attacking high pressure football. I dont think he gets enough credit round here. If you rewatch that Chelsea game Liverpool were dominant, and it was decided by one cruel slip, if that hadn't have happened he would have been rightly admired by football fans.
>>64982732
>this flag
Remember ALL of Anfield singing Munich songs
Remember the Kop doing aeroplanes
Remember the Munich 58 banner on the Kop
Remember scousers slashing straight members and scarfers home AND away
Remember Maine Road 85 & what was at stake
Remember that we stopped them doing the "Impossible" Treble
Remember ALL those flags mocking Munich at Heysel in '85
Remember 39 dead Italians and how they tried to blame everyone but themselves
Remember the bastards throwing CS Gas at our players at Anfield
Remember that utter UTTER cunt Kenny Dalglish
Remember Anfield 1992 & how you felt after Rush scored
Remember 3-3 in 1994 & how it felt like a defeat
Remember the cunt spitting on Eric as he went to lift The FA Cup
Remember the cups of shit at Anfield
Remember that giant FC Bayern München flag at Anfield in 1999
Remember Paul Ince (and all of Anfield) thinking he had denied us the Title
Remember losing Five on the trot against them 2000-2002
Remember The BBC hailing the plastic treble as some sort of achievement
Remember them breaking the silence in honour of Georgie Best
Remember Rick Parry bleating on about the NY honours and Paisley & all that other shite, the fucking wanker!
Remember scousers complaining on 5Live that Sir Matt only got knighted because he survived the disaster
Remember Smiths ambulance
Remember Robbie Fowler and his four (now five) finger salute every time he scored against us
Remember how you felt on 25 May 2005
Remember how Steven Gerrard protested to release Michael Shields.
Remember the Shipman graffitti and smashed toilet facilities at OT '06.
Remember Luis Suarez and his racist remarks against Patrice Evra
Remember Steven Gerrard getting sent off in his last game against us, saying he was sorry to his team & their fans but not to the player he stamped on.
Remember all the reasons we hate the murderers so much.
And never, EVER forget that Liverpool are the Enemy
>>64982750
Still living off past glories.
>>64982750
No self respecting football fan would ever admire Liverpool
>Inb4 implications
I'm not a manure fan
My wish: Manchester 2-0 liverpool in the first half,
second half Manchester 2-4 liverpool -> LVG shows his angry face.
>>64982750
I feel sort of bad for him. He did a great job in 2013/14, and he didn't even do that badly in 2014/15, Sturridge's glass legs are what prevented Liverpool from finishing 4th. They probably would have made it out of the Champions League group stage too (although I doubt they would have made it farther than the round of 16).
when Dr neville leaves Valencia next week.
>>64982863
Has he won a game yet?
They were top 4 when he took over ad they're now 11th.
I feel bad for Valencia tho.
>losing at home to rayo
rip career
>>64982896
>They were top 4 when he took over
No they weren't, that's why Nuno got fired in the first place.
>>64982896
they weren't top 4 when he took over
taking the valencia job was disastrous. Valencia fans are so entitled that even when they're achieving as they should be they're unhappy.
>>64982863
he'll be back on MNF before you know it
>>64982750
>Anyone here watching Goals on Sunday?
Yes.
>Villa in charge of defending
I feel bad for their goalkeeper, he tried so hard and it was all for nothing.
neville is never getting another management job
back to being told what to say by sky you fraud
>>64982863
Did he graduate from the Moyes Academy?
Neville found out it's different telling people what they should have done on a computer screen, to actually doing it in real life
how hard will klopp celebrate after they draw 1-1 with united?
>Watching Goals on Sunday
Brendan Rodgers just called Okazaki "the little guy".....
do you reckon there will be decent streams or should i go the sports bar to watch the game?
>>64982981
And Vardy is "the young boy"
decent streams
>>64982989
r/soccerstreams
>>64982946
He seems to be doing worse than Moyes in Spain
Lucky for him he wont cop too much flack from the English media, since he was one of the English "greats"
Who got the stella artois out already?
>>64983011
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>>64982934
>tfw villa fan
Reminder that liverpool actually have a decent squad you just think they're shit because they've been under performing and you hate them
>>64983082
I've had 90%ABV Poteen, disgusting.
>>64983116
this, shame about all our injuries though
>>64983108
you're in for a rough ride, hang on.
>>64983116
probably true but you have to admit their squad isn't top 4 material
Reminder that gerrard got a red card for stepping on someone's toe
>>64983124
Well yeah. Commercial Poitín is pisswater.
Make it yourself, it's fairly simple.
>>64983146
>their squad isn't top 4 material
true, but i dont think its as far away as people make out
>>64983157
It was homemade and still disgusting, like drinking petrol.
theres gonna be a red card in this game
Brendan Rodgers: “I thought we were getting Alexis Sanchez, but we got Balotelli and Ricky Lambert instead. Dele Alli wanted to join Liverpool, but the club failed in doing so."
>>64983116
>>64983146
Liverpool probably have the 5th best team when everyone is healthy. 6th best if/when Chelsea pull themselves together.
>>64983176
Haha made me giggle
>moyes
>>64983116
>lallana
>benteke
>origi
>allen
>moreno
>can
>milner
>ibe
>lucas
>mignolet
>firmino
it's shite
>>64983177
*And by "everyone", I mean "everyone except for Sturridge"
Starting XI vs Man Utd: Mignolet; Clyne, Toure, Sakho, Moreno; Henderson, Lucas, Can; Lallana, Milner; Firmino
>>64983190
ok
>>64983176
>>64983184
"He didn't say Lambert instead of Sanchez, he said it was suppose to be a partnership of sorts so they bought Lambert to come on later on in games and in cup games an have Sanchez as the main man so they bought Lambert and then the Sanchez thing fell through meaning a lot of pressure then put on Lambert that shouldn't have been there in the first place"
Two feisty mid table strugglers.
Where will you be when Stoke arrives today?
>>64983198
>toure
>lucas
>can
4-0 man u
De Gea, Young, Smalling, Blind, Darmian, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Martial, Rooney.
>Fellaini
congrats liverpool
>>64983217
>Fellaini
AAAAHHHH
Reminder that >van lel has actually beaten liverpool every time he played them
you liverkeks have no right to laugh
>>64983217
>not playing Mata
Is he injured?
>>64983216
>young
>darmian
>blind
>fellaini
>lingard
>herrera
>martial
>rooney
4-0 to liverpool confirmed
>>64983233
nah, he's just been crap for a while now. LVG did say that he gave mata a rest v newcastle, and also said he preferred speed on the wings.
lingard played well last time so it wouldn't be fair to drop him I guess
>>64983176
poor fella, losing suarez to get those two
>>64983233
He's actually rubbish.
Too small and slow.
>>64982631
>you know remember lopp got caulker because all of his 1st team defenders are literally dead
>>64983228
>utd fans resorting to muh history
o i am laffin
>>64979886
Liverpool 4-3
>>64983217
How do you spend so much money and end up with that
>>64983235
lmao the only bad one is fellaini, and maybe rppney, you're a meme if you think otherwise
>>64983217
Fellaini caused us problems every time
Peter Schmeichel is getting absolutely BTFO by Souness and Carragher right now
>>64983228
Reminder that Klopp got Van Gaal fired from Bayern Munich.
>>64983273
Schmeichal is a fucking idiot, wtf is he talking about.
Carragher made the point that maybe Man Utd need to let managers just play the style they enjoy.
Then Smiecheal sperged out
>>64983248
>>64983252
I see. He did well against Liverpool last time.
why not use mata? lgv is fucking a retard
LVG should sack Giggs
>>64983252
>that pic
pls liverpool win
>>64982342
Milner >>>>> Henshit
Henderson is pretty bad. In fact there's a number of players who are (still ass) better than him
>Can
>Sturridge
>Firmino
>Milner
>>64983266
Rooney's been united's best player for about 4 matches straight now
>>64983410
You obviously don't watch Liverpool much, Milner has been pretty disappointing. Can is nowhere near as good as Henderson, Firmino is too inconsistent, and Sturridge is perpetually injured.
>>64983410
henderson is like carrick at united
people who support united say he's really good, people who dont support united think he's shit
a lot of his work goes under the radar
>>64983483
I find it funny how so many non-Liverpool fans seem to overrate Milner and underrate Henderson, to the point that when they describe Henderson they basically give a perfect description of how Milner plays for Liverpool (runs around a lot, awful first touch, doesn't do a very good job of creating chances, etc.).
>It's another "Clasico" of two mid-table EPLEL "greats"
>>64983529
Henderson is on the cover of FIFA16 next to Messi
>>64982477
How long have you supported City my overweight friend?
10:05pm kickoff, fucking prime time lids, based as fuck timezone!
>>64983660
Then off to bed, wake up early to catch the NFL followed by UFC on my Monday day off, life is good.
ABL'S WHERE WE AT?
>>64983660
>>64983685
Get a diary you cunt
>>64983735
Don't be mad bruh, but living in that shithole you do, I can't blame ya.
>>64983465
>>64983483
No. As an avid ABL I tune in every week for a hearty kek. Henderson is shite. Le blooter into the stands man. Absolute trash that's only been a meme since Gerrard left. Not even a good meme either. Would've rather had some one like Sakho get thrust in to the spotlight... At least he looks like an absolute wanker as well
