Get in here chaps. Yuros, Third-worlders, exiles.
hello
>Foreign football fans
soup, fellas
got myself a fucking feast desu
I appreciate Britons routing for NE but you realize how much of a cuck it makes you, yeah?
>>64951520
Fuck off I'm a Colts fan, Goober.
>>64951520
>Patriots
>has England in the name
it balances out tbqhwy
>>64951490
nah man
nah
>>64951551
But "England" is preceded by the word "New"
Which means not Old England
>>64951540
Lol you fucked up.
>>64951520
But seriously, 90% of Pats bandwagoners here do so because of Brady's success and the fact they have "England" in the name, nobody makes any link to the Revolutionary War.
>>64951540
>Briton
>Clots
Literally how.
>watching this over the englands brave david haye fight on dave
i thought you guys loved your country
>>64951613
if it's on Dave now, it'll be on Dave for the next month
>murrifats shitting up the comfy thread in their Crocs and Hawaiian shirts
>>64951644
I can't find the American thread, plus the comfy threads are much better. Don't worry I'll save 90% of the shitposting in the other threads.
![bufc_wte[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kfJy7Uq.jpg "bufc_wte[1].jpg")
>not using Boston United's logo for the Pats
>not linking this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6l4lT00Pgs
Poor show, Mauled.
>>64951644
You're shitting up our glorious sport with your non-Americaness
/Hyped/ to be quite perfectly honest with you my trans-atlantic, trans-pacific, and south of the border chum
>>64951583
New just means worst, everyone knows that.
>>64951694
In what way is that even close to being true?
>>64951672
I don't even have to click that. Back when Soccer AM was occasionally funny.
>>64951664
>>64951694
>Wanting non-americans in our sports
>>64951664
>I can't find the American thread
>>64951785
you don't have to be in this thread if it offends you, family
>>64951746
In almost every way.
>>64951785
But I'm not American
>>64951814
>>64951785
don't worry someone made a new one
f-a-g-g-o-t-s
Football "experts" still shitting on Smeth pre-game. It sure would be nice to see them get shut up.
>>64951829
Your presence offends me
>>64951842
Then you fuck off too
>>64951875
What a fucking melt you are. Go chug a pint of piss.
Predict your teams starting XI:
-------------------Gronk------------
----------------------------------------
Butler---Vollmer---Ninkovich---Chung
----------------------------------------
-----Hightower-----Brady-----
------------------------------------------
-------------Bolden-------------------
-------------------------------------------
Edelman-----White----Amendola
>>64951875
"no" "you"
>>64951923
>Brady in midfield
>Brady in any position
He would be so shit
hello lads, is brady elite?
>>64951923
I'd prefer to see Brady at the base of a diamond for that distribution
>>64951923
do football players outside of punters and kickers even know how to kick a ball?
>Watching NFL Network on stream before the game
Americans are so fucking cringe
>>64951919
Isn't there some boregrass for you to be watching?
>>64951990
Fuck off
>>64951672
>>64951752
>>64952006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jlDZs7e5M
>>64951999
if you watch them in possession, brady tends to make his way to the centre of the pitch while hightower scoots up.
>>64952082
That's actually not a terrible kick. Almost got the spiral on it
>>64952018
Cuck
>>64952006
being crap at soccer didn't stop players like dirk kuyt and sven bender
>>64952123
Doesn't make sense lmao
>>64951672
what the fuck am i watching
>USA is a tangible real life nation that actually exists, and is not a mass hallucination of the rest of mankind
that being said, I can't get enough
wait?
andy reid is still alive?
>>64951672
>>64952164
USA getting BTFO
let's gooo
>ian eagle
USA ALREADY CONFIRMED FOR WIN
Anyone taking a short interlude to watch the Daivd Haye fight?
I'm here, I'm queer, deal with it.
>>64952247
what is the joke? like what's supposed to be offensive/humorous?
>>64952308
what does your mullah think about that?
holy shit.
lafail didn't drop that
>>64952316
Pokes at american stereotypes plus some solid britbong humour
>produced a floater that Paula Radcliffe would be proud of
Ugh. Just ignored the idiot american poster. This is going to be a good game.
>>64952398
That isn't particularly funny. I am surprised you liked it with that flag.
>>64952446
you sound like a faggot, why don't you leave too
Be nice to the fellow britbros m8s. Most of them are nice people
tell me lads, what is the EPL equivalent of this game?
>announcers already calling for flags for penalties that don't exist
jesus christ
Why the hell is it so zoomed in, can't see the play properly
G R O N K
R
O
N
K
Should the chiefs just walk off the field now?
Wait, I thought Gronk was ded for the rest of the season.
>>64952478
You're the only faggot here.
>kansas city
>defense
pick absolutely none
>>64952471
It was funny at the time what with Paula's inability to control herself
>>64952542
2016 Spurs vs Fergie's Man United (with injuries)
Chiefs pass D is fucking embarrassing
>>64952633
Yes I understood the joke, you mongoloid. Go fuck your cousin.
Is MEME MAGIC dead?
>>64952471
I'm assuming he's the not American from >>64951842
>>64952542
There is none
EPL to NFL conversions don't work too well
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
GRONK
Come on Kansas, no one wants a blowout
>>64952682
>britbong
>accusing other person of inbreeding
GOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
1-0 Boston United. Gronkowski after a pass by Thomas Brody.
>>64952682
I was clarifying that I do not currently find it funny but it was a good reference at the time, you inbred island monkey
Terrific goal. Looked like handball before it but the refs didn't call it
GRONK
>>64952826
keep backpedalling, faggot.
>>64952800
impressive
>>64952542
Hard to make playoff equivalents to anything that's not a cup
>>64952889
>explain joke to someone who asks
>somehow backpedalling
I was just shitposting when I called you inbred, but might not actually be far off the mark
Some pretty fucking great stream for these playoff games
>>64952889
>>64952989
play nice, this is the comfy thread
>>64953093
this, I was tempted to pay for the game day pass for the playoffs because regular season games the entire year have been shit
>>64952989
>I was just shitposting
That's what the American thread is for. Don't let me catch you with your pants down in here again.
>>64952989
please don't feed the yuro trolls
WHAT'S WITH THESE FUCKING CAMERA ANGLES
FUCK YOU CBS I CAN'T SEE SHIT
>>64952989
Fuck off youre shitting up our footy thread
rip lemmy ;_;7
Fuck me, Haye has killed this complete Jobber
GET OUT FOREIGNERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64953390
>>64953371
To be fair, it was always going to be over very quickly.
He needed something to ease him back in
Would be mildly interested to see him fight AJ
>>64953371
literally the most fraudulent "fight" I think I've seen live. took about 10 big punches in 2 minutes without even moving his feet and is now quite literally dead
>>64953390
SMETH
ELITE
>>64953390
You are genetically British.
Unless you're one of those smelly beaner Americans?
What tea are you lads drinking?
Can only get Twinings and weird Asian shit over here
>>64953390
'no'
>>64952907
CL then?
would be Bayern with a few injuries against City be a good comparison?
>refball already
>>64953539
Lots of other Yuro countries sent people over too. WOPs, krauts, potatonigger, slavs etc
>no roughing the passer
If you think that was roughing the passer then you should go back to beheading each other over soccer, you fairies.
>Belichick already paying off the refs
>>64953713
I roughed your mum last night m8
>>64953713
Your mum ripped the head off it last night pal
>>64953800
>>64953833
#rekt
YOU HAVEN'T LEFT
>>64953713
figures a bandwagoning faggot would be biased
>2 time outs for a field goal
>time to get your "Fantastic" passing defence back on the field
good job lel
>>64953921
points on the board mate
>>64953971
I think they'd rather the two TOs. Has MOTD started yer?
some of you yuros are alright, don't go in the gamethread tonight
These yuro threads are always so comfy
>>64954066
3 AND OUT
(pls)
An actual stop, oh thank god
>>64954104
Fuck off
nice hoping for a close match here
>Charcandrick
>>64954470
Ha-ha Clinton Dix will be playing later
Wheres the guy from ball so hard university
Who is all-time Lionel Messi of american football?
A player so incredibly skilled, techincally perfect and razorsharp-minded that every match is a guarantee that you will see something truly special?
>>64954558
I know him. Charcandrick is even worse than Le'Veon (which is smalltime compared to other nigger names, but it's the first one that came to mind).
>>64954630
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady. He'll be back on the field presently.
>Youtube stream down
fuuuuck
>>64954630
There isn't one because players are limited to very specific positions
>Julian "butterfingers" Edelman
Notre Dame would bootyblast both of these teams
>>64954629
On his couch
England need to start catching the ball if they want a try
>>64954705
m8 the game is on CBS and even I can watch it over here
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player
Inb4 pick 6.
Three and out
Tres y fuera
Trois et dehors
Tre e fuori
>>64954800
Didn't know that, thanks mate
>>64954761
BATTLEFROG would bootyblast both these teams
HANDBAGS
That was naughty from Amendola
>>64954705
literally turn your tv on and tune it to the local cbs affiliate
dirty new english scum
say it with me now
CHIMP
OUT
Oh shit nigga got laid out
I call this move "Zidane".
Holy fucking shit, he got nothing.
>unnecessary roughness
gay
What a bullshit hit, wish the penalty could've been more. Fucking asshole move.
>>64954962
>owning a tv
>literally wasting money to watch adverts
Learn to money manage faggot
It's refball la its the fooking corrupt fa after us again la
>nearly tear someone's head off
>blatant violation of the rules
>2.5 yard penalty
would have got ejected if he was a bengal.
>>64954630
There's only been one, and it was this guy.
>pats already playing dirty since they know they're outclassed
>>64955084
Should change the rules so that 15 yard penalties that give you less than 10 yards can be taken as a forced loss of a down instead.
>>64952199
i'm still convinced it's real
He should get fined for that hit
>>64955189
This plus college ejection rules. Get dirty niggers/wiggers to learn there place
>>64955168
Barry Sanders? Is there any 30 for 30 film (or similar) about his career? Fucking love documentaries about great sportsmen. Even in sports I don't watch desu.
can someone give me a quick game recap?
>>64955318
There isn't but there should be - there were runners that came before and since, but there have none anywhere near his acumen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjfoQVssBo
Whats with some of these fucking camera angles
>>64955338
>pats touchdown on first drive
>chiefs field goal in response
>punts on top of punts
>Amendola cheap shot that should have gotten him ejected but lol he's a patriot player
>>64955392
CBS just spend 10's of millions of dollars to upgrade their production ahead of superbowl 50.
>post yfw superbowl 50 is this bad
>>64955392
three main cameras, one at the 50 yard line, one near each 20-yard line
>>64955318
>>64955371
Look up "A Football Life: Barry Sanders"
>>64955418
>ejection
>for hitting someone hard
>>64955418
>ejection
nah, but he should get a fine
>alex smith gets lit up well after he throws
>no penalty
>brady gets a love tap right after he releases
>obvious roughing the passer
I thought the nfl waited until atleast the second half for blatant refball
Dat Brady lumbering forward
no td
>>64955545
>>64955371
>"A Football Life: Barry Sanders"
cheers pals
>brady "run" TD
>>64955578
>>64955630
>setting yourself so that you can launch, crown first into the head of someone who is trying to catch a ball
>start chimping out and throwing putting hands onto their face mask after the play
>in a league that's trying to promote player safety
"Ok"
Did bill challenge that? Waste of a challenge, this is the perfect spot for the unstoppable Brady QB sneak. They'll score on the next play anyway
C H I M P
H
I
M
P
Went to have dinner. 14-3...this is not legit football score..is it?
>that cheeky dive-in
lel
>>64956047
This is what happens when the refs decide to not even try to be objective
>>64956047
Yeah the New England Bradys are really good, scored fourteen times in a row
>>64956047
Yes.
Points are generally scored in increments of 7 or 3. Also possible but far less common are 2, 6, and 8.
Patriots got two 7s, Chiefs got a 3.
Brady truly is impressive. 38 years old
>>64956145
he's no Giggseh though is he
>>64956145
does wonders having a competent o-line your entire career
>>64956195
>tfw you'll never see a 45 year old Giggs as WR catching a touchdown pass in the Superb Owl
>>64956233
Yeah he got that but sacrificed reliable receivers for most of his career
>>64956233
Like pottery.
>>64956195
got nothing on stevie la
>>64956047
Field Goals are 3 pts (kick the ball through the yellow uprights)
Touchdowns are 6 pts (put the ball in the opponents endzone [the one you are facing])
After a TD you can try to kick an extra point, or go for a 2 pt conversion by getting into the endzone from 3 yards out
Safeties are 2 points (you force the team on offense back into their own endzone)
as a (possibly former) raiders fan, i don't know whom i want to lose more
Smith always overthrows when he goes for >20.
>>64956145
it's like Pirlo
turns out when you never had any athleticism to rely on, getting old doesn't matter
>>64956047
>>64956335
To add, if you get a safety, the team forced into the end zone has to kick the ball to you afterwards
>>64956357
Just relax and enjoy the game, you've a long night of rooting for the Steelers coming up
what the hell is that thing depicted on the field near the sidelines on the 50? flintlocks? the building from gattaca?
cum on Chefs, liven this game up a bit by scoring a little pls
HES GOT A HIGH FOOTBALL IQ
>tfw the NFC game is on at 3am
>>64956519
that's tomorrow lad
>>64956606
I'm planning on breaking out a big pot of coffee when the puckers game starts
>>64956606
but you're greek famalam, you people eat dinner at 22 pm, you can do this
>that fucking horn
every tiem
>tfw next game on at 12:30pm
Gotta give it to you amerilards, dis comfy as fuck
>Chefs getting BTFO
>>64956577
Didn't he say "Football High IQ" at first?
I laughed
>>64956373
Brady's more impressive
The players around him get more anonymous every year while Pirlo couldn't stop fucking up for his MLS team
>Chefs unironically going to go out playing like shit
>>64956700
and there's more tomorrow
welcome to cozytown, population: us
>>64956778
>tfw gotta work tomorrow
BRAZIL 6
KANSAS CITY 0
NEW ENGLAND 14
EUROPE 0
>>64956900
Germany 7
Brazil 1
playoffs have been genuinely terrible last few years
worse than champions league and that's saying a lot
>>64956900
if he's brazilian why is he named after an egyptian city?
also please don't burt leandro barbosa during the olympics
>>64956936
wildcard weekend was boss la
>>64956977
They were awful, nothing happened in 3 of them until the last 2-4 minutes.
>>64956936
nfl in general has been shit for a while
>>64957010
it was worth it though
>>64956977
chefs-texans was ass
murderbowl didn't get going until the 4th quarter
seahawks-vikes was only good in the last two minutes
packers-r******s was ass
>>64957032
Yeah because the CFL is the pinnacle of the game
>>64956936
I wanted to see the Steelers offense fucking people up, shame about the injuries. Who're you hoping advance to the superbowl?
>>64957061
>getting this defensive
top insecure
>>64956977
yer wa?
they were shite, with the missed field goal to top it all off
>>64957032
This snow monkey knows what's up.
Why are american ads so fucking shit? This xfinity ad is trash, its not funny and its not maling me want to get xfinity
>>64956778
He's already in tomorrow mate
>>64957067
I am just hoping for some non-powerhouse teams to make the SB so Cards, Chiefs or Panthers
>>64957010
But two of those games had the most "what the fuck just happened?" endings ever
Such great narratives
>>64957104
>Hungary
wasn't your country erased when the USSR dissolved?
>>64957104
american advertising is always aimed at the lowest common denominator
>>64957156
>aussie education
We were never USSR :)
>>64957198
>cucked by Austria for centuries
>>64957198
paprika lol
>>64957198
I think I know a little bit more about Hungary than you
>>64957214
>cucked by austria from 1933 for the rest of eternity
fuck i want to go to aulani now
>>64957114
This. Stillers / Panthers won
>>64957344
cool
why do they make them wear the fucking flag pins
do the pats have the most boring uniform in the NFL?
>>64957198
I'm from Brazil, half of the people in my country are Hungary
>>64957426
Top banter lad
There are surprisingly few niggers on the pitch in this game
>>64957426
booooooo
>>64957510
makes a difference from your mums arsehole
>>64957510
Patriots have a "No Darkies" policy
>>64957417
I like it
>white man
>first name: Jah
what's going on here
>>64957548
>Henrik Harlaut
what's going on here
what the fuck does gatorade taste like?
I imagine it's overly sweet and as sticky as a nightclub floor
FUCKING HELL
kansas shiets
>>64957638
lucozade without the fizz
>>64957638
Salty coins and milk
>the city of Kansas, Missouri
