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>RUNNING ORDER
Che/Eve, ManC/CP, Tot/Sun, AV/Lei, New/WHU, Bou/Nor, Sou/WBA
>Guus reports that Diego Costa is in hospital having a painful shin injury assessed. He hopes the injury isn't too bad.
Ready for Chelsea panic buying a striker?
>>64949980
“You must be rather desperate to bring in players in January” -Guus Hiddink
Watching the NFL instead tbqh
I'll get the bootleg highlights on Setanta instead.
Why is MOTD always on so late?
Fucking hate villa the jammy fucks.
>>64950074
Tradition.
>>64940920
Napoli just went 0-1 down within 5 mins their top of the league atm but need to keep on winning
>>64950091
well then you've got a treat come the end of the season.
>>64950116
I wonder how bad they will do in the championship next year.
>>64950123
I'm really not sure if they're going to bounce back or end up in League One.
>>64949677
>at least 2 goals per game
Noice
>>64950140
Shit start of the season, then they will get their shit together but fuck up in the play offs.
>>64950045
Well if Costa is dead the options are Remy who is never seen as a starter, Failcow and Traore. Or, Lain forbid. Hazard as striker.
>>64950123
Depends on the players ">we" keep / other clubs are mad enough to buy
who /havingafewbeers/ here
quite tipsy
>>64950188
Why does no-one think Remy is a viable option?
He isn't going to make anything happen by himself, but he consistently puts away chances and has pace, lelsea have loads of AMCs to make chances for him anyway
>>64950450
Don't ask me, it's crazy how Mourinho never really gave him a consistent run of games.
>>64950097
>>64950097
>>64950097
come watch the haye fight in the meantime
>Football League Tonight has finally got rid of that studio audience
About 6 months too late, Channel 5.
Shit lads, what do I do?
(I'm 5"10 btw)
>>64951708
7 inches
>>64951708
say 6'
>>64951708
just say 6
>>64950045
"Euro qualifications? Yes, I know what I am doing." - Guus Hiddink
>>64951858
It's impossible to judge managers from their NT failures or successes desu.
>>64951708
>>64951786
>>64951708
tell her your height
unless of course its under 6 feet
if it is then uninstall tinder instead
>>64951900
Was just trying to be funny
No hard feelings towards Guus, this generation is crap
>>64951708
"Don't worry, I can probably kiss you when I stand on my toes"
I don't like how Son is only getting subbed on in the 80th minute lately.
He should start a game or two ahead of Eriksen. I know it's probably only because he's tired, but Eriksen hasn't been good lately. I know he got 2 goals today but his first goal was just being in the right place at the right time and his second as a big deflection
>>64951708
> Said about 6"
> No reply
Fuck, I thought this was just a meme
>>64951708
Say 6 foot and wear lifts to the date.
Women have this weird thing when it comes to not wanting to date someone under that exact height, but hardly any of them really know how tall 6 foot is. They just want someone taller than they are. I'm thankful I am actually above 6 foot but if I were under 6 foot, I certainly would lie about it.
>>64952127
6' (feet) I mean
>>64952127
>Said about 6"
>about
She might be busy but that, if anything, fucked you over. Should've said flat-out '6 foot'.
>>64952127
>Lying about being six inches tall
wew la
>>64952178
>and wear lifts to the date.
Don't even need that. Like you said they don't know how tall 6' is. So long as you're taller than them, they'll probably believe you if you say 6'.
>>64951708
>Nathania
>>64952127
>about
blew it
>>64952226
Shit yeah, I was trying to hedge against her calling me out on the date
Welp - lesson learned, thanks lads
>>64952282
That part was a joke, but to be honest it would be funny to have to maintain wearing them for as long as the relationship lasted.
btw the pundits today are jenas and >moyes
>>64952340
It doesn't matter lad, the thing is that this was literally the only thing that stopped her from talking further so you've got everything else down. Plus she's got a really really shit name so you dodged a bullet.
Fat 'Steve Evans' Cunt
>>64952127
>"I'm 8 foot 9 in heels. Anyway when you free"
^what you should have replied
How do we fix stoppage time corruption
>>64952411
Cheers bro. She's not that attractive either. Without being a cunt I would say I'm 1-2 points out of 10 above her on the scale, I'm just shocked the height meme is real and could actually cockblock me
She actually replied now, a bit less enthusiastic
She's 5'9 so the key is being taller than her in heels I guess
Fuck her though
>>64952411
>Plus she's got a really shit name
kek
>>64952972
I dont undertsand the meme, im a manlet but i dont think its ever affected me, my gf is taller than me in some of her heels, doesnt bother me
We can play absolute shite and still go top.
Who can literally stop us now?
>>64953099
>Vardy can't hit a barn door
>Mahrez can't score penalties anymore
Your time is up
>>64952972
>Fuck her though
that's what you're meant to be doing.
don't be mad brah be chill. imo it's not that bad for a girl to ask a dude's height, at least she's honest about what she wants.
the only advice i'd give to any guy messaging any girl: follow the Jumbotron Test.
Would any of your messages be embarrassing to you if they were displayed on a huge screen in a football stadium? If the answer is yes, don't send it.
Just got home from work lads
What take away should I order?
>>64953167
> Your time is up
League table doesn't agree with you.
>>64953202
curry
>>64953202
what's your just-eat saying?
>>64953268
Best rated place is one of those pizza places run by indians. Don't know how to feel about that
>>64953366
Indianos? dont rate that either lad, go with your gut
>>64953236
seconded
anyone have a stream for a poorfag with no tv?
>>64953236
Thirded, and a naan, and some of that yoghurt drink
>>64953366
I used to know a traveller who told me about how groups of pikeys go around stealing dogs and selling them as 'meat' to paki takeaways.
>>64953632
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bbc+one+live+stream
>>64953785
And that traveller was me
Chalobah is going to win serie A while Chelsea will be relegated, pretty weird desu.
>>64953632
the bbc website you dope
who /watchingMOTDuntiltheboringgamesstartthengoingbacktotheNFLplayoffs/?
>>64954039
but im not british
anyway i found a stream leave me alone and let me get /comfy/
>>64954108
but all the games today were good anon
>Australian "Boxers"
https://twitter.com/BeWarmers/status/688483487473643520
FA need to get rid of the stupid yellow card rules for over celebrating..
why is it a bad thing to put on a show or to go and celebrate with the fans
>>64954108
>watching American boreball, good luck anon.
>>64953878
>13 minutes in serie A
would have thought he would get more chances after that good game in the europa
natty would play more chelsea desu
>>64954409
playoff games are mostly great desu m8
>>64954397
wastes time
but i agree with you anon football is all about the heart
>2MORROW
>>64954534
>le celebrate draws man
>sitting through half an hour of highlights I have no interest in so I can watch some goals I've already seen on YT
why do I do this
>Moyes
>>64954449
last week and this week are best games desu
the closer you get to SB, the more ads you get.. these get decent flow and the red zone is a bit messy if you don't know what to follow
>>64954487
>wanted to take his shirt off
>couldn't because his headgear was in the way
>loses headgear anyway
>gets yellow anyway
>the time wasted gets added on to the end
>equalizer in that time
hilarious all round
NO1 IN THE WORLD NIGGAZ
Do ABLs dislike klopp now?
Villel
Norwich
Swansea
To go down
liverpool
my girlfriend squealed in delight when i told her we were gonna get in bed and watch MOTD. she has no interest in football but she likes to lay in the crook of my arm and listen politely while i talk about the games, and she offers her opinions on the kits and the manager's outfits for each game. she says it's her favourite time of the week.
it's about the get /comfy/ as FUCK in here lads.
Is there a running order for Football League Tonight? Watching it on 5+1 and trying to figure out if I've missed the Hull game.
>>64954778
is your gf a witch
>>64954778
was about to get /comfy/ till you reminded me of how lonely I am ;_;
>>64954778
Mate no joke, where do you live? I think I banged her a couple of weeks ago.
>>64954778
no one cares about you and your slag you goon.
>MOYES
Oh man I am actually too excited for this
>MOYES
Tonight my friends, WE dem moyes boys
>MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES
>MOYES
City being on early is never gonna stop being weird for me
>MOYES
>moyes
>>64954778
What did you say the picture was for?
what job dyou think moyes is waiting for?
What did Moyes do?
is the bbc iplayer now 60fps
>>64954902
FC Barcelona
This is moyes' audition for the bristol city job
>>64954845
What's her first name then brev
>>64954902
arsenal
>>64954922
He's on MOTD
COME ON FEEL THE MOYES
>>64954778
she's quite ugly 2bhwy
How old is Lukaku?
>terry
>>64954970
"22"
>>64954900
Didn't say I was taking it
>>64954778
Weak chin, would not bang
>TERRY
>>64954970
At least 30
>>64954970
~3 years older than he claims
>>64954969
Yeah but so are you lad. At least she isn't walking at the camera.
>>64954942
She said it was Kate iirc.
>>64954902
Real when zz fucks up
>>64954970
Real years or african "youth" years
>>64955003
Got anything else you can share?
nice goal
What a goal
>>64951708
>Not asking her her weight
Abramovich texting the ref
>usingthe de bruyne chant because they're both called kevin
lel
>that cheeky backheel
>>64955139
The ref doesn't have a phone
>Jagielka will be in the England squad
Smh
>That shot and save
looks like I watched the wrong game this afternoon
Howard is literally the worst keeper in the league
C-U-N-T
refball incoming
>we've taken too much money from them to allow chelsea to lose
These goals are cheeky as fuck tbqh
>american goaltending
fabregas finally decided to start playing i see
>>64955229
which one did you watch?
Poleaboo is glad City have found their form and will uncountably win the league now
Time to focus on the CL
>yfw Football League Tonight gets less than 300,000 viewers
Roman is so camp lmao
Jammy shit
I hope they'll do more of these 1-2 instead of Costa going down as soon as he's touched.
>Keeper coming right at you
>Shoot low
Why?
>>64955282
stop talking about yourself in the third person you fucking sociopath
>>64955052
What fucking town are you in then?
>>64955279
City Palace
>>64955345
He's not good enough to chip
>>64951708
LONDON
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D
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>Neverton
Top kek
I want to understand this defending on the cross
> +8
hmmmmmmmmm
>Everton fans
>going to hug the fans
>concede at the end
lol this stuff happens to everton far too often
Poleaboo remembers when Courtois was supposed to be world class
>>64955350
lol mate I ain't telling you, fuck. I don't wanna get decked.
>>64955420
>flopp
>>64955355
Is that Costa's brother?
>Celebrating for that long
Only themselves to blame.
Lel top finish from Terry
>90+8
>they have time to play that ball in
>Suspicion of offside
>He's practically outside the stadium
>offside
>+8
absolute disgrace
Cheeky finish
>celebrating a draw against neverton
embarassing
>>64955424
It was +7 when Everton scored, couple of long injuries, 4 goals.
>>64955424
>7 minutes added
>Everton player jumps into crowd to celebrate
>an extra minute added on for it
>OMG REFBALL
God I hope >we get Neverton in the League Cup final for them to choke gloriously
>>64955282
I support Sheffield United and I either go to the game or watch the highlights from BladesPlayer if I cannot go to the game. There's no reason for me to watch the Football League Show for 1.5 hrs just to see United for 3 minutes.
Probably the same for most league clubs, though 300,000 isn't terrible
a yard offside lel
Lol Guus
>let it go mate
>Cuckerton
>suspicion
>>64955443
Cry more bitch nigga
Hiddink got a point about the celebration time, can't see why ref can't add that on
Offside very bad though
>>64955482
Fuck I love Herrera
Based Goose
And people will still defend the human linesman instead of wanting them replaced by robots.
top chuckle
everton have done it to themselves, again
>>64955492
100% agree
its crap they need a show for each league with atleast double the length of the highlights for each game
>2-0 down
>98th minute refball equaliser
>"unlucky not to win"
Fuck off you cunt
>Jermaine Quotus on prime time
Wish he would fuck off.
>Celebrate for a minute
>Complain about there being an extra minute added on
>Score in the 90th
>Celebrate excessively
>Other team scores
>Do it again
>Neverton
Why don't Everton just defend?
Do they actually need Moyes back?
>time added on because of a goal
Why the goal is part of the game and no time is added on for non extra time celebrations
>Twice this season Funes Mori has scored to make it 3-2 to Everton in injury
>Both times they over celebrated so more time was added
>Both times they conceded a 98th minute equaliser
KEK
E
K
![IyK7DN9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1P9wk3J.jpg "IyK7DN9[1].jpg")
This guy won't leave me alone
>>64955435
Everton fans, much like City fans wouldn't have it any other way
Win or lose, it doesn't matter as long as the play the club way
>>64955492
It's sub 3000,000 on channel 5, even CSI reruns get higher viewers
It was doing better on the BBC too
>Moyes
EBJT
#MoyesBoyes
>the second time this season that everton have conceded in the 98th minute
lel
>>64951708
Ayy Im doing a placement in Huddersfield at the moment
>>64955350
oh shit unlucky m8
Kek i'd forgot about the Bournemouth late goal vs Everton.
Everton are truly a small time club
>>64955595
>Why don't Everton just defend?
Martinez did LITERALLY the exact same at Wigan. Turned them from defensively solid to a complete fucking joke as they conceded 2+ every game and plummeted down
>willem
>>64955615
>Christian Mingle
>>64955612
feels glorious
>>64955350
give her a good slap, m8
>>64955615
I hope she contacted the police.
Moyes isn't a bad pundit
>be memeoyes
>go on a football program
>only compliment players you bought for your ex-team
>willem
![2EE14BEA00000578-3337500-image-a-20_1448731651944[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8tDi1R6.jpg "2EE14BEA00000578-3337500-image-a-20_1448731651944[1].jpg")
lel
classic everton
>moyes
>>64955643
>Footballers_posing_with_children_who_should_be_put_out_of_their_misery.jpg
>Score goal in the 90th minute
>Celebrate for 15 seconds
>9 minutes stoppage time
Chelsea need a new fullback so they can stop defending like this, it doesn't work anymore.
i miss moyes so much
>>64955713
>this man is a millionaire
>>64955615
Post pic so we know why he's obsessed with you.
so plastic it hurts
city make me dislike the premier league
Fucking gf rang me at 2-2 so now I'm behind ffs
>>64955612
that'll teach the fucking cunt to get on with playing football teeby aitch
>>64955612
>>64955695
Deserve it desu
>A pitch invasion for scoring a late winner past BOURNEMOUTH
>tfw moyes looks and sounds exactly like my old history teacher
always do a double take
FEED THE SNAKE AND HE WILL SCORE
Based Pellegrini starting based Ihenacho and Delph
Kek at people thinking they wouldn't play
>>64955840
>moyes will never be a father figure for you
why live
>joe fart
>palace defending
And yet next week, you'll see four minutes of injury time get added on, one team score in that time, spend a minute celebrating, and the ref will still blow the whistle bang on 94 minutes.
Or you'll see a team waste a minute and a half on an injury time substitution, and that time won't get added on.
Consistency, how does that work?
>those empty seats
holy shit emptihad
>>64955818
Reminder
>Lonsdale slip ons
what went wrong for Pakace? did bamford put a gipsy curse on them? are newcastle fans right about pardew after all?
No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, no, no
There's no dandruff
>Joe Hart
![cMOryg0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SUdGF8H.jpg "cMOryg0[1].jpg")
Why can't Chelsea managers have the balls Pellegrini have and play a kid for real?
>>64955904
he's all of our dads lad don't worry
>>64955920
you'd have to get the same ref to do every game
>all those empty seats
Fucking hell I thought it was a meme
>>64955920
>you'll see four minutes of injury time get added on, one team score in that time, spend a minute celebrating, and the ref will still blow the whistle bang on 94 minutes.
stop being wrong, that would not happen
>Hennessy
He's playing like he's been drinking Hennessy Cognac haha!
>>64955953
Learn to understand variance you dip
>hart
lel
>>64955988
lel
>>64955953
They haven't got a single striker who can score goals, that's the problem. And their keeper is fucking shit too.
Some retard on here a few months ago tried to tell me Connor Wickham was a good striker and would be starting for England soon,. he's garbage
>dann
>>64955718
This. Post aftermath.
>>64955953
Got found out, really
JESUS WAYNE
>show mate the facebook profile of girl I got with the night before
>Hadn't messaged her yet
>He likes her profile picture from 2013
Serves me right for trying to brag.
>>64955994
iheanacho is better than every chelsea youth combined
>>64955953
The Pardew contract talk is compelling
