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POST ALPHA MESSI
CHILE ES UN PAIS HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO, CON INCLINACIONES PARA LA TRAICION, LA PELEA SUCIA, LA GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMBRAR LA ENEMISTAD, DEBIDO A QUE NACEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA TIERRA ESTERIL QUE DIFICLMENTE LES BRINDA EL
EL SUSTENTO A SU POBLACION, POR ESO, EL CHILENO BUSCA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS DESDE SU FUNDACION, POR ESO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO RATERO, ADEMAS DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, YA QUE, ASI COMO POSEEN
UNA TIERRA VERGONZOSAMENTE PEQUENA, TAMBIEN POSEEN PROFUNDOS COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD DEBIDO A QUE NO POSEEN UNA RAZA QUE LOS IDENTIFIQUE, Y BUSCARAN PARECERCE A SUS AMOS BLANCOS, ASI TODO CHILENOS SEA SOLO
UNN TRISTE MESTIZO DEL DESIERTO.
Chile decime que se siente...
de a poco te esta comiendo el mar
te juro que aunque pasen los anos nunca nos
vamos a olvidar
que san martin los libero y que vos sos un boton
te entregaste a los ingleses por cagon
el belgrano se hundio...
por que vos sos un traidor
vende patria LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO
CHILENO: INDIO DE COLOR MARRON DE CARA REDONDA, OJOS DE ARDILLA NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA, NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURON, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCE...EL CHILENO ES UN
INDIO AMBULANTE, QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO BUSCANDO SER ACEPTADO... BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAISES, COMIDA, CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE. EL CHILENO ES HORRIBLEMENTE Y ASQUEROSAMENTE FEO
POR NATURALEZA, POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL CHILENO TIENE EL CRUEO CASTIDO DE POR VIDA SER FEO!!!!!!. INDIO HARAPIENTO, ENANO DE OLOR A MIERDA Y DIARREA EN UN FRASCO FERMENTADO
AL SOL.
Solo le pido a dios que se mueran todos los CHILENOS, que se mueran para siempre noce olvida la traicion alas malvinas.
CHI CHI LE LE EN EL MAPA NOCE VE.
SALTA PEQUENA LANGOSTA INGESE Y CHILENO SON LA MISMA BOSTA
MUERTA A LOS TRAIDORES desu
>>64925338
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>>64925338
jajajajajajajaja
>>64925399
he's actually very good at headers, just never gets to use them
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best messi
>>64925443
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64925517
Dani is like "yo leo pass me that antonella bunda like i pass you those goals"
>>64925517
>Messi's posture
>>64925584
This looks like 2011 Messi. He's gotten much more muscular since then and his posture has improved as well
>>64925517
>>64925584
He is in so much better shape today, he got buff.
>>64925412
rare webm
>>64925404
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
Messi is an alpha who dresses like an omega. He clearly can pull it off.
>>64927271
>implying Messi isn't the best dressed one there
Not saying he looks good, but at least he doesn't look like a fuccboi
Do you reckon Messi's good at fucking? Can he make Antonella cum?
>>64927271
Messi and the dude on the far right are the only ones that look good, the rest look like complete fuccbois
Still not as bad as our NBA players though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnUpXqVP7gk
>>64928133
>that second move is literally what he did to Boateng
>>64927332
I saw a pic here where you could see Messi's bulge from his shorts, it was flaccid from what I could tell but it looked pretty big.
>>64927271
Far left and right are the only ones that aren't embarrassingly dressed.
Both are wearing shoes that don't fir their outfits but other than that they are fine.
>>64927271
>Hues in charge of fashion
Christ that's embarrassing at least Messi isn't dressed like a clown
>>64925220
dude looks like de niro
>>64928133
>going inside
>Robben's blurry smile.jpg
>>64928133
This nigga is so smug top kek
>>64925614
>>64926504
Messi was better when he was agile you dumbfucks.
>>64927271
All of them have horrible fashion sense.
>>64935546
>implying he's not agile now
>implying going from skinnyfat to quite athletic makes you lose agility
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4
>>64939273
the worst fucking keeper in history of the netherlands
>>64925399
>mfw he still dominated that match and had the English press on suicide watch
What a glorious feeling
>>64925517
>>64925614
>>64926504
Messi had a tattoo in 2011?
>>>64935546
>Messi
>Not at his literal best in 2015
>>64941328
even more glorious Suarez scoring two at city stadium after all the shit english press talked about him and him looking at their fans like he had murdered their kids after scoring the second. Beautiful justice was done that day
>>64941348
But he doesn't have a tattoo on this photo. And 2015 Messi (when he got that tattoo) had this short sides/hair to the side haircut.
>When your boyfriends goal makes you pregnant.
>>64941399
Look at his back. I think it's on his shoulder.
>>64941419
I think it's a tattoo of his mother, and he got it around 2011 IIRC
>>64927271
Rafinha>Messi>Adriano>Neymar>Douglas>Alves
>>64925499
>match viewed by millions
>feels like rolling on the ground and relaxing while staring at the sky
>actually does it
BASED
do you think any other player would do this? or would they just be "oh how the hell would it look, people making fun of me for years to come, my dress would get dirty..."
>>64927271
>Brazil
>White
>>64927271
Lionel "The 50y old geography teacher" Messi
Adriano "The wino" Correia
Douglas " The I borrowed my mother shoes because all my shoes are sneakers and cleats and we are going to some fancy restaurant" Pereira
Dani "The one hit wonder eurotrash from 80's" Alves
Neymar "The I found this jacket from dumbster" da Silva
Rafinha "The I am gonna get pussy to night" Alcantara
>>64933862
Messi was the original cut inside man
>>64939288
that video showcases literally no use of agility though, pretty much just messi's godlike control and balance
not really sure if he has lost agility but he doesn't twist and turn as much lately
>>64925567
kek
>>64925338
what the fuck is an belicé
>some people say Messi doesn't feel the Argentine kit
>some people call Messi a "Spaniard midget"
>>64925141
Ronaldinho has some of these.
>>64948649
And those peaple are fools
>>64925412
Man looking ripped!
Why couldn't he have got into this shape for the 2014 WC though? ;_;
>>64925338
what 3rd world shit is this
>>64925499
The absolute madman
>>64950597
Bunda is his kryptonite.
![o_20140724084211_el_luis_enrique_mas_solidario[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QXiwIlH.jpg "o_20140724084211_el_luis_enrique_mas_solidario[1].jpg")
>>64950877
he didn't have a triathlon runner as a manager back then
>>64953948
dayum, he's ripped
>>64948649
>WHEN HIGUAIN MISSES EVERYTHING
