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All in on the Seahawks edition
Another tez American thread
sub edition
Sorry brits, it's the playoffs sub-sub edition
Previous thread >>64781025
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D O M I N O S sub sub edition
Mainz +0.25 a large
>Viqueens/Shithawks literally played in a freezer
>not smacking unders
shaking at lack of friendly goals
>>64807515
will get on Werder handis to chase desu
>>64807515
Been plenty of angry goals though
>>64807571
already did, kebab must be removed
>>64807580
good post
>>64807432
put a special on +0.5 for some reason
heads gone
Sundays are so shit after midday.
>>64807640
RIP your head m8
>>64807694
>He's not on Mackers LARGE STEAKS.
>>64807769
Doubt he'll be even able to afford a proper donor kebab sandwich after today. ;^)
>>64807769
wtb?
birkirkara -1 t b h
not trying to imitate anyone but it looks good, save for qormi's good mutuals against top teams
>>64807810
Do you ever sleep mate?
>>64807832
slept from 2 pm to 1 am lad, that's more than than i should
>>64807857
>2pm to 1 am
whew lad, full vampire is rough to pull out of
Scared to count the amount of coin I have on Werder.
REQUIRE mainz goals like A I R
>>64807878
just a nap gone wild, but sometimes the sweetest skedge is at real nigga hours
>>64807940
Based Aussie slags and NZ
>>64807940
Tomorrow night sees the return of Filipino games but desu don't see bookies fucking up too hard so not sure its worth staying up crazy late for all the games
about to be DAC on Werder
>>64808215
this
Is Seahawks -4 a lock?
>>64808284
Smack unders on both games you dolt.
these are the worst friendlies, the syrians have cucked the krauts mentally, nothing will be the same again
>>64808296
>unders in Packers/Redskins
brave man
>>64808313
>not betting unders in wildcard games
m8
Green Bay is probably the shakiest though, the two yesterday were locks anyway, as is Vikes-Hawks
Is Greaseman and Dybala anytime dbl a lock?
>the city of sporting Lisbao
>>64807795
>sandwich
M A I N Z
A
I
N
Z
need werder L U F T
>>64808494
You realise Bremen played a friendly earlier and only had a 15 minute break?
>>64807795
>sandwich
>bet365 telling me werder bremen had a penalty
>then telling me sivasspor missed a penalty
u wot m8
>>64808494
You're going to blow your roll ala betaKnight style if you carry on betting the way you are lid
>inb4 muh hot streak
>>64808566
Werder missed pen, dac
>>64808540
They played reserves in that game you clueless nazi.
>Penalty missed
Need to bomb New Turkey asap. Hitler has failed.
what the fuck son
>werder penalty
>sivaspor penalty missed
>sivas yellow
this rball guy needs to get fucking fired, jumped out of my fucking seat when i saw it
Leicester is 6.5 to win. Worth a cheeky fiver lads
>>64808667
'no'
>>64808574
>implying Slovakia isnt 'The One'
>>64808675
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64808675
oh really?
>>64808296
On unders medium-large for the Hawks. GB-skins is too scary though, no idea how that game is going to play out.
>>64808284
>Is Seahawks -4 a lock?
I think so, weather is the only troubling thing. There isn't very much data at all for temps that low so it's hard to quantify.
>>64808710
>>64808747
>games are 47 minutes long
>>64808667
>see this post
>think "is it really @6?"
>switch to unibet-tab ready to put a fiver
>it's 1-2
2 Besiktas goals and 1 Nicosia goal and I won't gamble anymore today. I promise god.
>>64808853
Whew. That was a fast answer on Nicosia. Now 2 for Besiktas pretty please.
>tfw leaving every winner
>>64808879
fuggg, was waiting for HT
shaking at the thought of spurs subbing 2/3 of kane, lamela and alli
Renate a man up and despite being shit in the league are slightly less shit than pro patria
>>64809003
Was waiting on half time for besiktas too, fug
>>64809048
fugggg :DDDDD
kane coming on, haven't been watching the match that long but have not been impressed with lestah lately, - worth a punt t b h
>bentapleb trying to hit a blooter from 35 metres on his first possession
cunt
Had to cash out on the tottenham-leicester game like a pussy. Was getting heart palpatations. Made £90 profit from it though.
Miss BT and his harold posting
BRAINS!
>>64809568
I'm still posting regularly.
spurs surreal, had cheeky 17 euros on kane 4th goalscorer too, thank you refball
>>64809675
Cant even remember when the last biscuit update was
>>64809675
>impersonating me
>>64809409
I win. Thankyou based heart palpatations.
Already can tell I'm going to have unholy amounts on the Packers ML later today.
>>64809735
zzz
>>64809731
Doctor told me to cut down, asked me to take these high fibre ones but they taste awful.
>>64809848
>Already can tell I'm going to have unholy amounts on the Packers ML later today.
Don't do it man. Don't trust the pack.
THIS JUST IN
THE HASHTAG ALL OF US 12S WILL BE USING ON TWITTER IS #SWAGGEDOUT
Spoooooooooooooorting
>>64809728
was only small on -0.5 :'(
>The vikings #Gjallhorn shattered from the cold
this is a MIGHTY omen
365 mole here, just limited metaKnight down to £5 lays. :^)
>>64809954
i always tell myself i'm gonna hound their matches for overs/large wins and i always forget s m h
>>64809937
cringe
>>64809937
kill yourself
>besiktas
>>64810099
>>64810079
Sorry your team doesn't have culture
renate surreal, on valadate slags -0.5 fh, game was pretty equal early on but they are picking up the steam, even cashed out my +3 for small profit
Let's go unders
Wilson U 246.5 pass yards
Bridgewater U 193.5 pass yards
Michael O 64.5 rush yards
Baldwin U 69.5 receiving yards
Longest pass catch U 44.5
10 bucks to win 141.50
>>64810170
I'm from Seattle you bandwagoning mongoloid.
>>64810170
>culture
>team can be literally moved to the other side of the country at the whims of the owner or league
Whew lad.
>>64810278
had a goal disallowed right as i posted, maybe i have broken the curse now
it's valadares slags anyway, will probably top up now
>hes not on Eibar
Seen enough. Huge on Seahawks.
>>64810361
>miss it by seconds, cheers anyway
>>64810489
Same. Lumping on.
p.s I lose every coin flip bet I make
>>64810512
cunts suspended after the disallowed anyway, will probably wait on a -2 though bit worried about the lengthy injury that just happened
>>64810579
thoughts on iceland slags?
>>64810579
give me a cheeky accy to put the last fiver of my roll on
down from 1k to a fiver in like 4 days
Cardiff?
which line you got for seahawks under? got u37.5 for 1.9
>>64811065
U 40
>>64811003
One £5 scratch card
>>64810883
da joos will have to unsuspend first, from what i saw IR either has a multiple personality disorder or merged with 2 other clubs to suck in a lower division, but couldn't really find the details about it
seahawks backers trembling just like the frail bodies of their players in this Minnesota COLD
line going crazy, i'm on, hoping IR is as much of a trainwreck as i think they are
>>64811483
>seahawks backers trembling
lol
zzzzzzzzzz so many rball babbies and mainstream mugs on here, let it die
>>64811598
Please have sex.
>>64811598
Here is your (You)
>>64811598
How much you down in 2016 lid?
>>64811651
>>64811655
ZZZZZZ such predictable responses, yawning at dullards like you. Sorry that your £2 FA Cup acca lost this weekend pmsl.
>>64811664
2.4k
Rebacking the Seahawks tbqh. Last reports from Minnesota are that Bridgewater his hands have shrunk to even tinnier proportions due to the cold.
>>64811741
I am BEGGING you to just SPEAK to a girl.
>>64811791
Wow so witty. Pathetic.
Seacuck backers chewed up and spit out by the big boys
>>64811872
pmsl imagine being a virgin over the age of 20
>>64811791
>bullying autistic people
You'll lose your next bet as karma m8
Imagine not pounding KR -1.5 right now, doesn't even matter that they have a shit lineup because IR are beyond dire. Making money shouldn't be this easy when there's little scousers starving in this country. IR are going to be knackered second half.
>that guy who didn't spot the USF +16.5 special
EIIIBBAAAR
>>64812059
Not being on Al Alhy -1 vs Arab Contractors
Never bet on American Football but blindly put £150 on Seahawks. Anyone got a stream? Every stream I find is just adverts.
>>64812202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpidRI59c8Y
>>64812002
market for the game was suspended for past 10 minutes on bet365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa_SkidhXQ4&index=30
Stream for flamengo-palmeiras lids
>>64812347
>bet365 babby
zzzzzz
Vikings still above evens, become a big boy today and go LARGE on em
>>64812422
kys
>>64812277
ffs this is just adverts too...
>>64812519
Get ad blocker you div
>>64812519
That's how it's supposed to be. The team that causes the most ad breaks wins.
>>64812596
No the video works fine. The game came up for about 5 minutes then adverts keep interrupting it. Just had one for VW.
U10.5 fh is a special desu
re-backing valadores slags -1, viseu GK is desperately trying to catch breath inbetween all these shots on target
>>64812002
-1 a large, IR are going to tire a lot
Need a Valadares goal like air
>4th & 13
>>64812921
line was just smacked from 1.85 to 1.70, this does not lose t b h
>10 shots on target without a goal
need a portugese goalie gf like A I R
>>64812875
Tfw won't unsuspend
i got 150 EU riding on Juventus and napoli double
napoli came in
let the sweat begin.
>>64812745
HUP HUP
>This is old school football
No goals in Reykjavik in our lifetime. Also wondering what 365 smelled to suspend the market forever
lel
>>64813640
the cursed pole
DAC
/bet/ mafia up again
>>64810279
So far so good. Numbers at half. Only one that worries me is Michael o64.5
Wilson U 246.5 pass yards - 39
Bridgewater U 193.5 pass yards - 68
Michael O 64.5 rush yards - 28
Baldwin U 69.5 receiving yards - 22
Longest pass catch U 44.5 - 22
So many chins to test so little time
Can't even begin to imagine how much the Swansea and KR shitposter is down, pmsl what a slug.
Wow some unreal darts from scott waites.
valient effort from jeff smith though.
>>64813980
KR guy is /bet/ mafia trying to get a better price on IR, possibly you.
>>64813980
reminds me of that South Park slug from a few weeks back
can't even picture the sheer sums i lost on woman's football in my lifetime, keep telling myself it will even out and i'm just being sexist everytime i hesitate because it's slags
no more, not again
/bet/ mafia is always watching :^)
>>64814065
pretty obvious when theyre shitposting though, same guys always using the same posting style
>>64814018
Don't think it is. Just another example of some anon bigging up a bet, going mad when they score/bet wins but just totally ignoring any goals against/bet loses
praying to allah for 2 Cardiff goals tbqh
Newnes such a brand babby
>>64814307
Newnes and Phelan the two worst offenders. Both would clearly be laying bricks if it wasn't for gambling. Good to see the money doesn't buy your class theory being proven correctly.
HOW THE FUCK WASNT THAT INTENTIONAL GROUNDING
WHY DOES THE NFL NOT FUCKING CALL ANYTHING ON SEATTLE
>>64814176
Do you really expect him to go wild about a losing bet? There was plenty posts about IR scoring so its not like it just gets swept under the carpet if it doesn't win
>>64814420
I was also thinking this.
>>64814398
Talk me through a day to day outfit
>>64814421
It's the updating of the score when it's in his favour and totally ignoring any goal against the bet which grinds my gears
>>64814420
There was a receiver like 3 yards away from him
>>64814420
this tbbh
WEATHER
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A
T
H
E
R
I thought seahawk was a lock
Who /comfyonU40/ here?
putting the wife's kids' futures on Messi winning the Balloon door
>>64814712
Here 2ez
BetaKnight T R E M B L I N G
>>64814539
>his favour
There is quite a few anons who do it m8 including me but its not on every tip and goals against definitely don't get ignored. Don't really know what you expect to come out of the constant moaning about stuff tbqh
>>64814744
>>64814827
Ignore the wet wipe, leftie, student dullard. He just doesn't like seeing others success.
>>64814917
WETWIPE
E
T
W
I
P
E
DON OF THE /bet/ MAFIA
>>64814487
Personally I like to stick to the basics. Take most my taste from James Bond when he's not wearing a suit. Back in the Netherlands I dressed a bit more "fashion" and Justin Theroux with a bit less leather would be a good example of that. Really the only rules are make sure everything is slim fitting (cut close to the body) and never wear graphic t-shirts or shorts when not at the beach. Think it's obvious that once you finish high school you leave the sports sneakers at home.
http://thecomman.com/dressing-like-james-bond-on-a-budget/
Reminder that students are scum
>>64815008
I-I'm just trying to pay off this cr-crippling debt early
Atletico goal when?
>That unenthusiastic throw of the flag by the ref
lel
Alright, now I'm in suicide watch
Seahawk backers T R E M B L I N G
>Placing a bet on Sunday after 5pm GMT
Literally handing the bookies your money.
>>64814715
Can you still bet on that after FIFA accidentaly released the winner for 2015 already?
>Collinsworth saying gimmick
New /bet/ gimmick when?
Giresunspor SW is the ultimate value bet right now
>>64813625
>>64815339
What if you prestaked?
I have $300 on Seattle
Fuck you /bet/, you told me it was a lock
>>64815699
Only bets that should be made are shitty NFL and NBA bets to mug up your account.
>>64815779
>listening to /bet/a
why has euan disappeared?
>>64815779
no, it was metaknight' being desperate with chasing losses
>>64815779
gobbled up by the nfl /bet/ mafia
>>64815779
No. I REPEATEDLY said it will be very close and the Seahawks spread was too large. You listened to americans which is a no.
wilson channeling his inner GOAT guys
is there a bet in these jamaican matches?
would i be able to play in the jamaican league? Could help the fix for you lids
Just need one more Seakhawk TD
Seattle comeback is on lids.
>>64816037
>No. I REPEATEDLY said it will be very close and the Seahawks spread was too large. You listened to americans which is a no.
You don't know nearly what you think you do about the NFL, you whelp
Wonder what sp is doing right now
>>64816438
probably hung himself
>>64816373
Their still not covering or even winnning
>>64816373
y-you too
FUMBLE !!
SEATTLE IS A LOCK
told you ;)
HERE
WE
GO
ITS HAPPENING
The -4.5 is as good as lost now.
>>64816883
Stop and a touchdown. And/or pick 6.
Under15.5 in the 4th quarter is a special senpaitachi
Clippers -9.5 and o204
>>64816946
Naow at evens. Literal free money.
need Seattle to lose and for you guys to be DAC
I used to love all of /bet/ but I'm down a fucking cunt on gambles much better than babby American shite
I need you to feel my pain
tfw -2.5
Mackers in court when?
>>64817034
f-fuck you too
>>64817034
then why did they lose? did your precious rball & soccerway let you down?
Jesus christ, I don't need shit I bet on to be this close.
Celta +1
>>64817263
>>64817335
>the people on his Twitter all worshiping him like a genius
I bet he wouldn't post it if he lost
>>64817263
>>64817335
Smart
>>64817263
>>64817335
How many of you have made bets of this proportion before?
jesus, single chase bet on gaziantep +0.5 btfo in the 89th minute, utter utter tears, need a seahawks TD like precious A I R
>>64817446
>>64817443
>>64817541
How do you think smackers made his millions? He pioneered this technique.
>>64817263
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64817034
What you been on today? I'll assess whether they were good bets or not
>>64817635
Got to wonder how people like them actually make it through life in one piece
>>64813757
Only way to lose would be a Bridgewater dragon. Prevent pls xecucks.
>>64810279
SO SO SHREWD
Literally lotto
>>64817263
>>64817335
>>64817263
this is going to bite him so bad
>>64817824
pmsl
Seattle backers in absolute tears
seacocks backers on cardiac arrest watch
>>64813625
>>64815696
bookie be like
i'm raping serie A to be honest family
tfw youre dac on brazil u20 and he's up sums
>>64818203
>Fractional
LOOOL MINNESOTA
>shanking a chipshot
ayy
>>64817775
WOOP WOOP
L O L
SEATTLE ML UP BRAINS
>>64818579
post slip
>>64816946
HUP HUP. If you followed both my specials you should be uac (-:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OG MY GOD
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
LOTTO
LOTTO
LOTTO EL
I'M ALIVE
I'M ALIVE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw Redskins are going to win and the Bengals chimping out will ruin your acca
Unhealthy amounts of money on the Packers ML. Chasing so so much. The pressure in my chest is killing me.
>>64818694
You right now.
>>64817034
fuck off guys
no justice in this world
>>64818968
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Averaging -348.90 a day this year. I've only ever failed to turn a profit over a weekly period twice and just managed to make 6 figures last year. Head has well and truly gone, not sure when this is going to end, more loss days than profit days in 2016 so far and 3 minus four figure days. My dog's paws are worn out from all the walks ffs.
>Vikings
Wasn't on them but so gutted t b h
>>64818889
No, I just doubt you got on Hawks ML @1.4 or whatever it was, most people were on -4.
>>64819179
Ever thought of just doing yourself in?
That way, at least we wouldn't have to listen to you whine.
STILL, I repeat STILL haven't won on an American tip that has been ridiculously hyped up
NORTH AMERICANS CLUELESS. LONG LIVE /BRITBET/ TBQH
>in before people on Seahawks claim to be up somehow and I should've known to get out
>inb4 muh why you bother betting on it in the first place
>>64819146
m-muh long run value
>>64819179
>My dog's paws are worn out from all the walks ffs.
Ded
>>64819331
Rude
