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40 days until pitchers and catchers report. Keep shitposting until then.
News 4 u:
Drew Storen to TOR, Ben Revere to WSH
royals
mariners
Repsoting this asshole in the last thread and his terrible ESPN-lite "pre-dick-tions"
>NL East - Nationals
>NL Central - Cubs
>NL West - LA
>WC 1 - Cardinals
>WC 2 - Arizona
with Arizona beating St. Louis
>AL East - Blue Jays
>AL Central - Royals
>AL West - Seattle
>WC 1 - Yankees
>WC 2 - Tigers
with NY over Detroit
look at this man and laugh
Hey m8s. Go Mariners btw
>be pitching some BP to my brother one time
>tips the pitch straight up
>ball falls and he hits it again on the back swing hitting it towards where the on deck circle would be
never saw it before, haven't seen it since, will never see it again
>>64763934
Does espn scare you?
TY BASED GRIFFEY
>>64763934
>shitattle
are Mariners fans really this delusion?
Holy shit
>>64763934
seems p good aside from the memeiners and tiggers 2bh
>>64763934
Other than the Royals and the Cubs (maybe), I think all of these will be wrong. ARI is gonna win the division.
>>64764002
It's even more delusional they believe the Dodgers will win the NL West and the Tigers will even make it past the basement
>Revere for Storen
I dig it.
cubes
>good player who never won a ring elected into HoF
>suddenly memeiners fans think they'll win the AL West
kek
KEK
There are literally people who think the padres won't win the division
>>64764093
that guy never said what team was a fan of
>>64764098
Hey DG we missed you
>>64764098
This is an even better meme than the Mariners winning the division
>>64764106
That's not the only Shitattle prediction I've seen this off-season though
>>64764098
vedder cup is ours
>>64764098
this is our year
>>64764130
I think M's can get a 2nd WC but everyone in the AL West is delusional if they think the Astros aren't winning it
>>64764171
That kid has played more sports than you, neckbeard shitposter.
>>64764171
Nah man that's clearly a double hit in between the 2B and CF
>>64764186
>MEMINERS FANS UNIRONICALLY THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS
KEK
>>64763934
>no jints
It is literally an even year.
>>64764171
he'll grow up to be just like Puig
>all this Mariners hate
I love it desu family
>>64764222
>Mariners sign the reddit mascot to a 9yr/$310mil contract
>>64764093
people think the Memeiners will win the division every year
they're the razorcakes of baseball
>>64764297
mariners are the reddit, anon
>>64764222
The only AL teams which have absolutely no shot at a WC are the Orioles, Twins, Tigers, and Athletics.
Where my 12s at? DAE le mariners broship?
>>64764314
Blue Jays are reddits team tbqh joe
What's the big deal bros? we're all baseball fans here.
>>64764354
angels fans are still mad about seager
WHERE'S
>>64764408
>NYN
Are the mariners the new team to hate? I thought we all hated the Cubs because they suck.
>>64764431
pls no
>>64764427
some websites use A/N to differentiate between teams in the same city. I prefer NYY/NYM style
>>64764432
there's always one awkward guy several feet away on the side in these meetup pics. gets me everything
>>64764431
I like it tbqh
they're probably one of the easiest targets
they're bad but they still believe they're going to be good
unlike the rockies
>>64764432
Couple of qts desu family
>>64764115
Not pissboi pham
>>64764130
Mariners aren't even the best team in Peoria 2bh
>>64764147
Fite me
>>64764432
sperglords every one
>>64764408
PHI was a stillborn
Reposting from last thread
>THREE (3!) AL Least teams have fallen for the Established National League Closer meme this offseason
>each team gave up actual players in a trade for them
>us 24's
is everyone in Seattle fat?
the r/yankees meet up isn't as good as the other teams
>>64764613
sturdy stadium
>>64764241
And that literally doesn't matter. This meme will be dead by September
bandwagoner here
I liked Revere, thought he was a good LH lead-off and gave a lot of energy to the team plus was solid defensively, yet we gave him up for a reliever, not even a starter
is this a good or bad deal?
>>64764633
That's all of them that live in New York huh?
>>64764633
they are cucked by that girl fan
>>64764655
nice
>>64764633
Probably because only faggots like the
Yankees
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>I have never cried over movies or even anything sentimental but today I cried for the first time in 10 years or so because I realized today how much the mariners actually mean to me.
>For the first 14 years of my life I absolutely loved baseball, it was the only sport I could watch and it was my favorite sport to play by a long shot. At about the age of 15 though I dropped out of it for no real reason that I can think of but thinking back to it I realized that the Mariners actually influenced who I am today even if I haven't actually watched a game in 9+ years. I even use the words "my oh my" to describe astounding events I watch unfold. My old dogs name was Mojo specifically because of sodo mojo. I only got good at running because I wanted to be as fast as Ichiro for many years when I was little.
>Today with the news about Ken Griffy Jr on the front page I had memories of watching him and the Mariners just flood my brain and decided to look up some of my old favorite players as well. After hours of looking at Edger Martinez, Jay Buhner, Ichiro Suzuki, Dave Wilson and various others I eventually migrated to youtube to look up some highlight reals.
>The second that I heard Dave Neihaus everything I ever knew about the Mariners or baseball in general just came right back to me and actually hearing him say the words "My Oh My" put a big stupid grin on my face and I started to tear and and cry a bit just out of the pure joy I remembered.
>So I now have a new goal for this year. I want to get back into baseball and the Mariners. It's going to be a good year.
>>64764633
damn that stadium looks empty
>>64764633
i feel ill
>>64764633
>leafs jersey
Every hockey game has that one random guy wearing a leafs jersey. Now apparently baseball has it too.
Yeah! Estrogen power!
>>64764677
>So I now have a new goal for this year. I want to get back into baseball and the Mariners. It's going to be a good year.
I can already taste the disappointment
>>64764677
cute story. whats your problem anon
>>64764677
sounds like they had an actual childhood unlike you
>>64764677
>I want to get back into baseball and the Mariners. It's going to be a good year
>shitattle """fans"""
>>64764677
this is a great heartwarming story from someone who had a childhood unlike you. i downvoted you btw
P
O
W
ESTROGEN
R
>>64764659
the 4 guys are like huddled around her, fuckin betas
>>64764633
>people who go to sports events without any team gear
>not even a fucking hat
>>64764633
>7 people, 12 chins
>>64764724
hey man he's got yankees sweatpants on
>>64764633
I'm feelin the power of that estrogen
>>64764724
>my friend used to do this
>forced him to go to the team store and get a hat
and i'll fuckin do it again
>>64764659
New meme alert
>>64764718
>>64764706
>>64764701
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64764633
>>64764633
Beacause Yankee fans, like the team, take take pride in themselves and don't use Reddit
>>64764724
If you're not a fan of the teams that are playing then don't wear anything. Nothing is worse than a guy wearing the jersey of a team that isn't even playing.
>>64764432
>dat dude on the far right
lmao
>shitattle and yankees fans
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>64764781
>>64764813
YEAHHHHH BITCH MATTY FUCKIN LUKE IN THE HOUSE. MATTY LUUUUUUUKE. Huh? Oh shit, yeah, so me an Beanie fuckin Bam-Booz was sittin in the front row and shit - FUCKIN BEAN-IEEEEEEEE, ha haaaa - and I see the fuckin ball coming straight at my fuckin nuts, right? so I'm like OH SHIT SON and that fuckin jimbroni [sic] Nelson "fuckin lil bitch" Cruz comes all jumpin up in my frickin grill just all, [imitates mincing voice and mannerisms] "Enh, enh, I'm Nelson fuckin Cruz, enh." [performs "jack-off" pantomime for 20 seconds with mouth scrunched to one side]
SO ANYWAYS he's all "enh" and jumpin into the crowd and shit, so I fuckin punch his glove and his arm and whatever - I dunno - and I fuckin rip the fuckin ball outta the mitt and the umpire's just like "home run" and shit. FUCKIN HOME RUUUUHHHHNNN. And fuckin Nelson "Bitch" Cruz is all like, "Enh, he grabbed the ball, enh." But I'm just all like, "OH WELL WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR FUCKIN MOMMY SON? WHY AIN'T YOU GROW A PAIR OF FUCKIN BALLS LIKE A MAN, RATHER THAN A LITTLE GIRL WHO CAN'T CATCH A FUCKIN HOME RUN BALL YA FUCKIN SCRUB AHHHHH get outta here."
That was the fuckin best man. Too bad the fuckin Yankees had ta -[yells at friends] HEY KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN I'M TALKIN TO THIS FUCKIN GUY HERE - too bad the Yanks had ta blow it, but what the fuck, you know? They'll win the Series next year, or whatever. FUCKIN YANKEEEEES SON.
>>64764817
higher highs than seattle, there's some actual decent looking humans there
WAY lower lows tho
>>64764817
Hey guys r8 my new hat!
>>64764667
>diehard fan
>names 2 more favorites.
gettin a little twitchy
>>64764817
>none of these people look like assholes
>except the one guy with the sign who HAS to look like he works in the stadium
he actually might, too
>>64764813
Literally every yankee fan is a fucking mook
>>64764817
>>64764863
he looks like kenneth from 30 rock
>>64764817
seem chill for the most part but the non-royals hats would irritate the fuck outta me
>>64764844
>shotgunning Bud Light
ewwww
>shapiro making a decent move for once
>mfw all this speed on base with pompey, travis and pillar in the lineup
>mfw sanchize, storen, osuna bullpen
>>64763851
The Cubs were thought to have been too young to do any damage and they got to the NLCS
Just in...
>Mariners sign LHP Dallas Braden to a 4yr/$47mil minors contract
>>64764890
the girl with the STL hat was probably doing it ironically
>drinking alcohol
le trashcan magician
booty blasted angels fan in here tonight or something?
>>64764915
"LCS here we come"
-Mariners fans
I've never been more embarrassed to be a fan
>>64764915
>>64764950
Seriously. With Seager, Cano (AL MVP 2016), and the additions of Braden and the Reddit mascot we have a serious chance. Maybe the best we've ever had.
>>64764959
>winner gets to come into my bedroom and definitely not get raped
Yankees "fans" contest: name a player and get reddit gold
>>64764992
DEREK JETER
>>64764749
You're doing gods work anon.
>>64764992
Steve Balboni
>>64764959
I'd like to take this time to give Daddy Greinke the official 2015 /mlb/ best discussion award.
Congratulations on winning 4chan Gold® for life, Pissboi.
>>64764688
biggest hockey club in the world la
won it THIRTEEN TIMES la
>>64764890
>not appreciating the holy triad
>>64764999
>gods work
>666 upide down
Fuck, maybe he really is
>>64763887
holy shit wtf is this. at that kids age i couldnt swing a bat even if my life depended on it
>>64764959
should be submit our best memes to you to get a 4chan pass?
hockey is just soccer on ice and both soccer and ice are queer for real
>>64765051
Hockey is much faster paced than soccer
>>64765057
watching gay sex at 2x speed doesn't make the sex any less gay, anon
>>64765067
is there a jays meetup
are these all from reddit?
>>64765057
so it appeals to sperglords. Big whoop
>>64765041
This is one of the finalists for best OC, so they bar has been set extremely high.
>>64765067
>>64765079
What the fuck is Yamanashi doing in the front
>>64765076
couldn't find one, went to the Blow Gays subreddit and didn't see any pics
>>64765109
kek
underrated post
tbf it probably is Bobby Lee
>>64765079
>girl on the left
>Giants logo blurred out
>>64765067
1st girl from the right is qt
>>64765108
>win for vin
Certainly not slim for Vin
>>64765118
That looks like a nice diamond to play ball on desu
Blue Jays couldn't organize a meetup in the one-and-a-half month span in which there were actually Blue Jays fans
That ship has now and forever sailed
>>64765126
You have really shit taste
>>64765126
"girl"
>>64765104
>that qt3.14 asian grill
>>64765122
the guy two people over from her has "san francisco" blurred out also lmaooooo
/mlb/ meetup when? Dibs on CF when we play pickup ball
>>64765118
I'd piss in that girl's hair desu
>the only 4 dads fans in existence
hey Dads fan who's definitely not DG, which one are you?
>>64765126
totally
>>64765126
>>64765144
holy shit canada how ugly are the girls up there? I though you had plenty of asians
does it have something to do with the long winters?
Where my mex bros at? Y'all watching this chapo shit now?
>>64765154
I call DH because every game should have a DH otherwise it's really boring
>>64765066
I nominate 4chan user /u/anonymous for funniest 4chan comment. He wins some dank 4chan gold®
>>64765154
Dibs on being chris davis
>>64765183
/sp/ meetup on the right
>>64765183
god damn
>admitting to thousands of beaners you're a redditor
>>64765079
>2 Giants fans bro-ing out with the enemy
>Lincecum 55 Dodgers shirt in 2013
>>64765183
>that fat old broad chugging a tallboy
Fucking St. Louis, lel
>>64765154
I got shortstop. I'm fast and can pick a ball. Lets keep stats too and see whos the best after the 10th meetup
>>64765210
at some point the lack of shame is admirable
>>64765159
2nd from the left, also I'm not DG tbqh
>>64765196
kek
last MLB redditor meetup pic I have, hope you liked them
:^)
THE KRAZY KENTA MAEDA DEAL IS COMPLETE NIGGA
REAL
NIGGA
HOURS
>>64765183
fucking cardinals of course he would benormie as fuck, i bet he has a steady job and girlfriend too, fucking salad munching asshole.
>>64765235
>1995 World Champions
>>64765235
JUST
>>64765235
>only one black person in this picture
weird
>>64765252
BARVE
>>64765235
probably the most normal looking bunch yet
>>64765235
mattew stafford is a braves fan?
>>64765252
Looks like lex when he gets out of prison
CRAZY KENTA MAEDA BOY
>>64765269
hahaha mat...
MATTHEW STAFFORD!
get this man some gold immediately
>>64765269
>which one is the real matt stafford
Where the fuck are these mariners haters coming from? Is it pissboi? Angels fans? Wtf b
>>64765322
Sup reddit
>>64765322
these aren't mariners game threads
>>64763934
>Repsoting this asshole in the last thread and his terrible ESPN-lite "pre-dick-tions"
>NL East - Nationals
I don't see it
>NL Central - Cubs
I see it
>NL West - LA
I see it here too
>WC 1 - Cardinals
Maybe
>WC 2 - Arizona
I don't see it
>AL East - Blue Jays
Maybe
>AL Central - Royals
I don't know about this. I see tigers winning it
>AL West - Seattle
No
>WC 1 - Yankees
NO
>WC 2 - Tigers
Reds or Indians
>>64765322
daddy memeike likes felix and i've never seen him be mean to memeiner fans.
>>64765154
sweet I can be the closer
>still hold the saves record for my HS with 22
>>64765350
>>64765322
also a lot of barryfags in the past week but we've all been able to enjoy their tears
>>64764432
can you image what /sp/'s would look like?
>>64765347
>I see tigers winning it
I don't really think the Royals are going to do that great but this is a dopey comment and invalidates your entire list
>>64765154
Dibs on third base, also I have a decent knuckleball if we're getting blown the fuck out
>>64765340
Ms are top10 in teams relevant in general s so it may as well be. Seen any rays fan here?
>>64765322
Where is this supposed Mariners hate? Are you talking about regular /sp/ bantz? gtfo
>>64764959
what is reddit gold? do people have to upvote you there for it?
>>64765347
>tigers
Nah man, the rebuild is still on
>>64765431
>hey guys what even is reddit lol
calm down, you don't have to prove anything here ya tryhard
>>64765384
>>64765431
if you have it you get access to some super secret subreddit. i have no idea whats actually in the subreddit though
This is the closest to a female that this guy has ever been. You can tell he browses /b/ and owns a couple fedoras. He refers to every female as mlady and gets pissed when girls date douchebags instead of him since he knows how to treat a girl right. His parents pay for his WOW account and his dad secretly regrets knocking up the easy sorority chick back in college.
>>64765447
I honestly don't know
>>64765452
Yeah that seems pretty accurate
>>64765431
I assume it's a premium membership that you have to pay for. So I guess if you're comment was funny enough you get a free year of it
>>64765384
this is /mlb/'s 2015 meetup, faggot
>>64765475
their arms are the same size
that's sad
men who don't lift are sad people
>>64765486
me on the right
>>64765430
Garbage af bantz then
>>64765482
here are the posts in r/baseball that people have received gold for
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/gilded/
>>64765482
have you ever been to the yankees threads?
>>64765508
this kid is actually having a real ass crisis regarding the banter
you can't make this shit up
have the angels gotten better or worse this offseason? tell me why
>>64765545
It doesn't matter, one player can't carry an entire team
>boreball
>reddit obsession
thanks for the cringe, m9s
>>64765563
Albert Pujols is old though
>>64765567
Found the shitattle redditor
>>64765567
You're welcome, reddit
>>64765528
This is my first time to see any of this. I'm going through some now, and everyone is trying to be as inoffensive possible.
>>64765486
guy in glasses reporting
>>64765501
I'm the one that looks like a douche
>>64765591
hahaha
Satan confirmed dodger fan
tfw /mlb/ is making fun of you
>>64765640
don't make stupid ass predictions next time desu
>>64765593
Yeah it seems like people there can't handle much shit
I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of all the shit. I don't post anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker here I don't care what they're posting. Four years I wasted, saving memes and posting with fucking nobodies. Now I lurk, like a fucking hermit, I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody.
But we live for this shit. We love it. Bring it the fuck on. Payback's a bitch motherfucker. We're winning this shit.
>>64765667
They would've shit their pants if they had to deal with the Blue Jays invasion squad our threads got the last two months of the season
>>64765347
>tigers winning it
>implying illitch isn't trying to scramble a championship together before he dies
yeah no way bro
>>64765706
>A'ss
>>64765721
Yeah I've been coming to the game threads for 4-5 seasons now and I've never seen anything like that, it was unbelievable. I used to like their fans too
>>64765762
I've never seen so many threads for a single jays game, let alone series
>>64765801
remember GIDP?
canadians and kansas citians are fairweather shitposters
This was in the last thread so ill post it again, I have a signed baseball by Ted Williams, whats the best signature you guys have?
>>64765721
>the Blue Jays invasion squad our threads got the last two months of the season
THAT NEVER HAPPENED!
WE WERE ALL ON VACATION!
WE WENT TO THE BEACH AND HAD HAMBURGERS AND BEER!
>>64765830
I've gotten autographs from Barry Zito, Aaron Heilman, and Ty Taubenheim
A's confirmed for World Series 2016
reminder when ever jays play in seattle its safecuck field
>>64765830
Sandy Koufax
>>64765830
buck o'neil
zack greinke
>>64765866
You are violating the terms of the Jays-Dodgers-Mariners broship. Please adhere to your words newfriend
>>64765828
You got that image senpai? Wait I think I'm confusing it with Nunez throwing to first
>>64765872
Nice, dude!
>>64765830
Don Larson
>>64765828
That shit was pretty funny looking back on it, I wish I had taken some caps of those posts
>>64765830
I went to a Rangers game with some friends like 7 or 8 years ago and got an Autograph from Josh Hamilton
>>64765347
>(AL WC 2)
>Reds or Indians
Huh?
>>64765866
>canada
>talking shit to literally anyone
>>64765830
>best signature
script of ESB signed by Lucas, Hamill, Ford, and Billy Dee Williams
>best baseball related signature
>Ryne Sandberg autographed rookie card
or
>Mike Piazza signed catchers mitt
got both of them signed at games
>Piazza while playing for the Mets played exhibition games against the triple A franchise at the time
>got the mitt signed at the stadium then
>Ryno was coaching at the time I got him to sign my card
>he looked at it and laughed that he "hadn't looked like that in ages"
>>64765891
Jays "fans" would always predict a GIDP whenever it was literally impossible for it to happen. Most of them weren't being ironic either. That's what he was referring to
>>64765891
No I don't, I think the Mexican guy does though. He made a montage of that Nunez game also
>>64765896
It was embarrassing for them
>>64765154
>>64765403
you fucking cunts
>>64765915
>he looked at it and laughed that he "hadn't looked like that in ages"
God why is baseball the most based, comfiest sport
>>64765909
It's true though. Any team that gets out-attendenced by the visitors at their own stadium is pathetic and should be relocated immediately. Sorry Shitattle fans.
Who wins AL Central in 2016?
>>64765975
the Kansas City Reddits
>>64764785
Nothing wrong with repping your team no matter what game you're at. Not all of us are pathetic losers like you too ashamed to show a little team pride
>>64765975
tiggers
>>64765830
I have a ball signed by david wells that I got on the day of his perfect game. There's no way to prove it was that day though
The regular season record should decide the season. The "postseason" is just a marketing gimmick.
>>64765920
Lol I think I remember this. They also knew everything about the history of baseball,to.
>>64765944
I saved it but then deleted it. The twins will never beat ny
Who /estrogenpower/ here? Non-Yankee fans need not apply, we're the classiest fanbase of equality here
>>64764098
one can only hope.
>>64766016
They were all experts and were all talking shit to the yankees fans but most of them didn't even know how many innings there were in a game
>>64766013
>seattle fans still crying about 2001
>>64766013
NASCAR pls
