>Wednesday Night "Rivalry"
Fug. Means the game's on NBCSN. Have fun with Pierre. I sure as hell won't.
Scuderi's scratched, so he's not gonna fuck things up for anyone tonight. Toews is okay from last night after leaving during OT.
Coverage starts at 7:00PM CST. Let the shitflinging commence.
>>64727333
Ayyyyyyyy
scuds didn't fuck up anything last night and you guys won. maybe it'll be different tonight?
>pierre and doc
Well Suicide looks good tonight.
>Be me
>Huge Chicago Bulls fan
>Not knowing shit about ice hockey
>Watched last season's finals tho
>Chicago won
I really, really want to support Chicago's teams, but I don't want to jump on the bandwagon in case it looks I do it because they won tbqh
>>64727476
Meh.
Watch and ask questions if you have any. It's all good.
>if NBCSN picked the SCF edition
>>64727333
>Have fun with Pierre. I sure as hell won't.
He's a goddamned national treasure you salty yankee.
>>64727476
Come along anyways. You aren't really a bandwagoner if you like the sport and then switch teams. You're getting hockey and its the other team in the UC. It makes total sense.
Besides we have the best gamethreads on /sp/ so you're in good company friend
G'day
>>64727529
You're back in straya?
Just visiting or what?
>>64727538
Just visiting. I wish I could stay for longer.
>>64727529
Hey you're home! How was the vacation?
>>64727509
>>64727528
Thanks bros :')
what is that thing on toews' lip
>>64727476
fuck off you bandwagon faggot
>>64727476
if you were an american from the east/west coast maybe i would give you some shit but you're a euro getting into a new sport. it's great you're even remotely interested. have fun and ask anything.
>>64727555
If you are ever in the Philippines. Drink a beer called 'Red Horse'. It costs barely over 70pesos (about $1.10 american) and has a weight of 7%.
Be prepared for the locals to try and trick you into eating weird delicacies like chicken foot in the arroz caldo and BBQ'd pig intestines.
Also the girls love BSAs or at least pretend to so you tip them more or buy more.
fucking stupid non-autorefreshing minified javascript files
>>64727622
The hell is a BSA.
>>64727333
Penguins suck, and so does Sidney in glory holes.
>>64727686
Haha Epic! Same! Came Here To Post This^
>Kenny and Pierre
kill me
>>64727681
Thanks for asking, I was too embarrassed to, but I'll support you.
>>64727681
Big Strong American
My only regret is my cunt wife wouldn't have a threeway with me and a whore.
>also wednesday night rivalry
>>64727571
Hey bro just make sure you're watching a Chicago stream and not a Shittsburg stream. Their shit is BORING. They turn the crowd volume down. I swear all of our goals last night was them saying: "Yep, that's a goal." in monotone. Fucking pitiful.
>>64727735
haha wow top tier bants 10/11 skelly man
>>64727735
Game's nationally televised tonight. No Pat.
>>64727571
As >>64727735 said try to get CSN Chicago streams/feeds when you watch Hawk games, have plenty of booze handy and get ready for the liver failure/underachieving power play/rampant car commercials/yelling at Tracy Meyers.
>>64727716
>Calling your wife a cunt because she wouldn't have a threesome with you and a Thai hooker.
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>64727758
Oh it's not even bantz at that point. That's just straight up shameless bullshit. No crowd noise or shouting SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR for Chicago goals, but they will play those fucking retarded Pong honks over and over and fucking over again. Shittsburg is a large puddle of a homeless man's urine.
>>64727784
>yelling at myers
Why would you tempt to wake the Harpy Queen?
Anybody have a damn stream?
Comcast decided today would be a good day to completely shit the fucking bed.
>>64727791
you sound like you know a lot about pittsburgh. tell me more.
>>64727827
Google Vipbox
>Darling
Oh boy here we go
>>64727836
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Shittsburg
>>64727735
>>64727784
Damn, thanks f.ams. Chicago streams are always the best it seems
>Underachieving power plays
Why do Chicago teams push hearts to the limit?
>>64727847
Over/Under he leaves the crease twice
I say over.
>>64727791
I'm just a bitter person full of venom because the bitch told me when she was drunk she had a drunken threesome with her bestfriend and her friend's boyfriend in university.
I'd drink but that only amplifies the RAGE.
>>64727855
hmmm you can't even spell pittsburgh right so i'm guessing you don't actually know what you're talking about.
>>64727856
>underachieving
>3rd in the league
This isn't the last few years
>>64727867
Over
>>64727879
It was college man. Can't hold on to stuff like that.
People change so much they'd be unrecognizable if not for their looks, take it from me.
is NHL > NBA?
all I literally watch is football and some soccer. I need another sport. which one do you think is better?
The clock said there was only 5 minutes left for a while.
>>64727856
Oh just wait until the playoffs and you'll know the truth friend.
>Defib pictures on standby
>>64727977
haha i saw that. i thought i was going crazy.
>>64727975
Yes, yes it is especially come playoff time
>>64727975
NHL passed football for me just for the amount of the sport I get to watch without commercials.
>>64727975
NHL imo. I hate monkeydunk.
>>64727988
pic related for anyone that needs to save it
>>64727975
>asking that in a hockey thread
Gee, what do you think the responses will be.
Watch both and form your own opinion.
>>64728005
Agreed. And penalties.
Also, the amount of games per week. I hate being on suicide watch every week and having to wait an entire week just to get disappointed again.
Rough music selection so far. It's not usually this bad.
>Not having Toews and Kaner on the same line to see based ridiculous plays.
Feels bad tbqh
>>64728111
Wait for the blender.
>>64728111
Q only does that when no one is scoring its his trade mark nuclear option.
>>64728111
>breaking up the Russo-Kane line
Feels retarded tbqh
>>64728111
Well if you ever hear 'Nuclear Launch Detected' in the UC we'll know what's up
>>64728066
hadnt heard ghostland observatory in a while
>>64728126
I suppose NHL is a marathon, not a sprint.
>>64728126
>nuclear option
>trademark
>le fleur
>>64728139
>implying it wouldn't be Carrier has arrived
>>64727975
baseball
>>64728174
Protossfag pls
Duncan Keith is legit goat
has there ever been a dman that can skate as well as he can?
>>64728183
Exposed scrub lord.>>64728174
I've seen a player stopping the puck in the air with his hand. Is that a thing? Can a player just catch the puck in the air? (I feel like a woman asking what offside means, but that was strange)
>>64728197
>pierre straight in with the crosby fellatio
Do you think he realizes he is doing it?
>>64728207
Yes, as long as they dont close their hand over the puck or pass it to someone else.
I'd rather answer actual hockey questions than argue about food and tripfags for the millionth time.
>>64728207
you can but you have to immediately put it down. you can't really close your glove over it and you can only play it to yourself
CSN was pretty salty about Crawford not going to the all star game
>>64728207
You can stop it from flight but you can't grab it and hold onto it. Have to let it drop to the ground.
>>6472820
cannot close hand
can hand pass to self
can only hand pass to teammates in defensive zone
>>64728207
Only if he drops is down immediately. No hand passes allowed.
Nor is webm related allowed.
>>64728254
No but it was goddamn amazing when Shaw did that last year
>>64727840
All these streams have massive amounts of bullshit attached to them.
You know what, fuck this shit, i'm fucking done.
I'm going to bed.
Good luck, hawks.
PING
PING PING
>>64728254
>>64728236
False
You can hand pass in defensive zone
>Kane kept his point streak alive with a def zone hand pass to breadman for empty net goal assist
Darling at almost to the fuckin Chicago line.
That's one, Rbo.
>>64728277
>he doesn't use puckstreamer
get fucked idiot
name one good thing about Pittsburgh...wait for it, wait for it, lousy weather, nasty food, dirty streets, fugly people, terrible place to live or raise children.
BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can hand pass it to someone else in the defensive zone faggots
>>64728207
BREDMIN
PANARIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!
MAKE THAT MIXTAPE MOTHERFUCKER!
SCARRRRRRRRRR
PANARIN SCARRRRRRRRR
Perfect screen for that. Breadman has Fleury's number.
panarin is going to incredible
>>64728298
haha nice memes d00d you must be talking about murder capital of #1 usa country chicago
[Bread bowl intensifies]
>>64728298
nice baseball stadium?
BREADSNIPER SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64728234
>>64728236
>>64728242
>>64728247
>>64728254
>>64728284
>>64728303
Wow, thanks for the replies bros, I get it now
That handstand though
What the fuck was that piggyback
>>64728303
I had offensive in mind. Derp.
>>64728319
>That one faggot from Pittsburg that gets anally butt-ravaged every time someone says what his city is---a fucking shit hole full or arrogant cunts.
>>64728318
Panarin~ IS incredible.
>>64728335
We're happy to actually answer questions as >>64728234 said. Some threads we have some really strange divergent topics like the Arizona game last week. That was a really strange night
>>64728298
Pittsburgh is beautiful
fuck off amerifat
>>64728207
offside if any offensive player has both skates in the offensive zone before the puck enters
>tfw you have to tell the boy to churn his god damn butter
>>64728357
Hey big guy. Even big tough /hoc/ aficionados need to air out their feels every now and then.
>>64728357
What happened that night? I'm curious now
Overtime smeller here.
This game does not smell like overtime.
>>64728345
>he drops the 'h' in every post
>tfw hockey season will end
>>64728375
>2015+1
>not having your son "churn your butter"
>>64728394
Majority of the 2nd period was everyone talking about themselves and their fears/regrets.
Weirdest part was Crawford didn't allow a goal that period. We stopped in period 3 and Crawford almost shit the bed
>Kane is taking runs at people now
kek
>the breadman likes the biscuit
lmfao
>>64728394
we established that 2d > 3d once and for all
>>64728414
>tfw the kongs will win the cup and have a better dynasty than >us
>>64728329
>>64728319
this is why Pissburger sucks ball...
>>64728403
How does OT smell like.
>>64728421
Kane /enforcer/ now?
>horncuntz can't handle the bantz
Kane is literally 125 lbs and he's that bootyblasted
>>64728437
Smells good. I like the excitement.
>shenanigans
>>64728437
Cocaine and blood.
>>64728366
its a trash can, you should be canadian. pissburger beautiful yeah right
>>64728434
if this was 5 years ago i would agree but the buccos have 100% become a good team.
PLEASE, TELL ME WHY
>>64728468
shut up
How does Anisimov only have 8 assists playing all year with PanKane?
>taking out your own guy to get to Shaw
>>64727856
The Chicago streams are good because Pat Foley and Eddie Olczyk are GOAT announcers. They are not Boring and seem at most, unprofessional but it makes they game even better to watch.
Sometimes I think they are buzzed or even drunk during the games.
Also, this thread has good pat Foley drinking games
>>64728483
>Kane scoring even strength
>>64728479
good come back Canda little brother
>>64728468
>being this edgy
>constantly
w3w 1ad
>>64728483
Because the d man usually gets the 2nd assist with those 2
>>64728420
>Hockey thread becomes feels thread
Interedasting
>Weirdest part was Crawford didn't allow a goal that period
Is he that bad?
>>64728433
2d > 3d, I agree
>>64728502
Taking notes, I look forward to watching a Chicago stream
Who else /venturebros/ during intermission?
>>64728483
Too busy screening
>>64728513
New wallpaper, btw.
>>64728483
They're going to Panarin and the defensemen I would imagine and not Anisimov.
>>64728542
>not bad skelly
on break for another week
should I buy fallout 4 or Witcher 3?
>>64728530
Crawford is fine.
>>64728530
He's not bad he's just maddening at times. He'll make ridiculous saves and then let a bouncing puck in the goal, like he did against Arizona.
It was a perfect encapsulation of why Crawford makes us scream
>>64728565
Witcher
Fallout 4 is sims with guns
>>64728530
good man
>>64728573
that is literally every goalie
>>64728573
Maybe he has PTSD from stairs and turns autistic when he sees people falling
Why was Mike Dicks out of the league again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy4MThJHJsE
I wish our Aussie Hawksbro would help Pat and Eddie commentate tbqh
Breadman straight up mounting dudes
>Blackhawks have "iced"(?) the puck
I didn't see anything happening, what does that mean?
This fucking line.
>>64728879
When you shoot the puck across the center line and over the opposite team's goal line (not INTO the goal, but across the line the goal is on) and no one touches it.
Ha ha time for Hawks PP!
>trapping an opponent in your own goal
Ayy lmao
>>64728906
Thanks man. Sorry if it's something very basic
>pens great yesterday
>terrible today
Story of the season.
>>64728929
There is hybrid icing as well which was put in to stop dangerous races for the puck resulting in injuries [spoiler]The hybrid-icing system allows the linesman to blow the play dead and call an automatic icing if he determines that the puck will cross the goal line and the defending player is not behind in the race to the end-zone faceoff dots in his defensive zone[/spoiler]
>>64728929
No problem dude, keep asking.
PP = Power play. When the opponents' team get a minor menalty they sit in the box for 2 minutes. That 2 minutes is referred to as a power play, because there are only 4 of their team on the ice and you have 5 or "Full-strength". Alternatively PK is Power play kill, which you are the 4-man team and you're attempting to hold them from getting a goal when they have a PP. If they score a point, the PP is ended no matter how long they have left in the penalty box.
>>64728906
Unless there's a close race to the puck.
Hybrid icing is meh.
>>64728879
>>64728906
Basically this, but the shorthanded team during a penalty can clear the puck without getting called for it.
Refs can also call it early if a defender appears to be beating the chasing offensive player to the puck.
what happened to Crawford?
>>64728998
b2b games - he rests
>>64728998
Nothing.
>>64728998
I think they like to give Darling some reps every now and again. Crawford did fine.
>>64728998
resting him he was played a fucking ton recently.
This game's missing something from Kane.
GENO AM SCARRRRRR
>>64728998
Its a home and home. Fleury is only out there because he just got off injury so hes probably good to go.
Pierre and Doc are great you fags
dammit
>>64729025
gr8b8m8
>>64729025
0/10
>>64728951
>>64728977
Thanks for explaining the hybrid icing and the thing about the shorthanded team as well
>>64728965
>If they score a point, the PP is ended no matter how long they have left in the penalty box.
What just happened, I guess
Thanks to everyone, this thread is really fucking comfy
>PP finally shooting
>actually scoring
man fuck mikey j. he fucked this team up so bad.
>>64729025
Maybe if you are really interested in where players came from and went to college
>>64729068
[/spoiler] No one is. [spoiler]
>>64729053
most of the /hoc/ threads usually are. even the namefags flinging their bait and shit posts adds to the overall comfy feeling.
>>64729054
Just shooting more seems to have fixed the Hawks PP, might work for them too.
>>64727476
Just go full Chicago: Capone, Geno's East pizza, bottles of wind.
>>64729084
I feel like we're quite well-mannered.
>>64729091
Overrated pizza
>>64729091
Is it food time already?
>>64729103
You know what's overrated? Chicago deep dish pizza from Lou Malnati's and no ketchup on hot dogs.
chicago has the worst most diarrhea inducing pizza in america.
Ha ha time for powerplay
Hello, men, looks like I arrived on time tonight
Drink!
>>64729146
Aren't you Skeleton Man though?
>>64729139
How can you possibly have diarrhea after all that cheese
Why do people get so triggered by deep dish pizza?
Pequods is the best chicago pizza you fags
>>64729169
No I'm Skeleton Man.
>We have to raise our compete level
Uhhhhhhhh, what?
>>64729173
because all the grease it soaked up acts as a lubricant
>>64729169
There's a Skeleton Man is inside each and every one of us
>>64729137
>no ketchup on hit dogs
Have to agree. You can just put ketchup on whatever other hotdog shit you use except chilli. Still works, every time.
>>64729146
>nice basketball team
>>64729192
>>64729174
You should see the toothpaste hot dog.
>that skeleton hawks jersey
Did y'all see that?
>>64729195
I don't really understand your sentence here
>>64729219
I see it in all my night terrors
>>64729222
Its okay,it wasnt really important anyway.
>>64729219
>TFW I forgot to buy hot dogs so I could post bantz with only ketchup on them.
>>64729244
iktfb
Damn
How the fuck did he save that
well shit
Fuck. God damn it Kane has been this fucking close to getting a goal tonight
>MFW LE FLOWER
>>64729198
'no'
>>64729271
5th hole 3rd period
Calling it
>>64729285
I think you're just excited to finally be in a hockey board relevant to your team with more than one person in it.
haha wtf was that
>>64729295
>5th
you mean the five hole?
F U C K
T H E
S T E E L E R S
>>64729323
You mean the 5rd hole?
>>64729320
>>64729323
Yea same shit my bad breh
>>64729341
it's whatever hole kane wants it to be
>>64729347
>>64729332
Fuck everythang man.
>>64729332
You mad now, huh? You gonna be real mad this weekend. Better get your mom to whip you up some of your favorite spaghetti with chilli
>>64729375
>Screenshotted and saved to most epic bantz in history folder
How much would you pay for a Toews Crosby fight?
oh fuck kanes high stick last night fucking ruined toews face that is one hell of a cut below his lip
>>64729375
>spaghetti with chili
what? is this a hot new meme i don't know about? fill me in, kid.
>>64729400
3.50
>>64729375
wat
>>64729408
it's something poor people do to stretch the chili and adds nothing to the experience of chili. it is a very popular thing to do in cincinatti
>>64729375
mmmmm.. I will lad
>>64729375
We're you the same guy who said something about chilli on not dogs too?
>>64729432
Hey Cincinnati Chili is good shit. I eat that on a regular basis
>>64729408
>>64729422
Cincinnati does 5 way chili, its served on spaghetti
>>64729445
it's a waste. chili is great without pasta ruining it
>>64729432
Got news for you. It isn't just Cincinnati that wants you too lose
>>64729446
>>64729445
>>64729432
holy fuck that sounds disgusting. just another reason we need to nuke ohio and everything west of it.
>>64729432
you're missing out if you have never had skyline chili
best thing ever
>>64729396
That man with the skull on his blackhawks jersey.. is that you?
Who /intermission emission/ here
>>64729461
what?
>>64729469
i say what i said with the experience of eating it. just makes no sense. also skyline chili is too sweet, just fucking weird.
>>64729422
>>64729408
Sorry lads I shoulda figured chicago bros wouldnt know about cincy and their "cuisine"
>>64729483
Are you talking about /intermission shitting mission/ m8?
>>64729480
No, my friend. I am a silent guardian. I am a mediator, keeping the peace between humanity and the skeleton army. I keep the balance, so that you may live free.
I am Skeleton Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
>>64729483
can't la, i already did once today, trying to save up for one tonight, it's about all i can muster anymore. might as well kill myself i guess
>>64729491
>chicago bros
reddit is leaking again
>>64729491
What else is good in Cincinnati.
>>64729517
That video never gets old.
>>64729526
The interstate leading away from it
>>64729526
the local breweries are incredible.
>>64729555
I know, and I'm so, so happy that you showed it to me. And every time I post it, I watch it the entire way through.
>>64729522
I guess I shoulda put chicongofags or something but Im not that butthurt about a team we play twice a year, no matter how tripfag circle-jerky their /sp/ fanbase is
>>64729558
you can say that about pretty much anywhere except the majority of the south these days
>>64729569
Cincy is full of Germans. They do it better though
