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A sunny day in Brazil edition
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>>64707844
>/bet/ vs drago sub-edition
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No idea what everyone is on edition
>A sunny day in Brazil edition
explain
>tfw no library gf
IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR????????
>king kurt
After lurking this thread for a bit I just made my first bet a few minutes ago. What do now?
>>64726617
MetaKnight is a loser edition
>>64726666
>Pauper Kurt
>Kurt is on +1.5
Pmsl
>>64726644
;)
>>64726666
If wins cash your winnings and never come back.
If it loses chase your loses till the end of time like the rest of us.
>>64726658
Go tomorrow in the afternoon. Do the things I said to you in the last thread. Trust me.
>>64726617
Making this OP was one of my personal /bet/ highlights, come back Ty!
>>64726644
Spoonfeed us pls
http://uk.soccerway.com/national/brazil/sao-paulo-youth-cup/2016/group-stage/r33864/
>>64726715
>hey do i no u ??? xd
Won't work
>>64726700
>>64726720
you cunts!
I can't believe you're betting on that, it's so cheap
the bookies here don't even offer it, I don't think
I'll have to dust off my 365 acc, that if they offer it for me
>>64726715
I will mate. It just hurts more at night when I'm sitting all alone.
>>64726735
What do you suggest? I'm desperate here
>>64726754
We are all addicts mate
>>64726754
Please spoonfeed us in future. We always need to know what THE bet is.
>>64726758
The best place to meet women is at work. The second best place is on your university course.
>>64726758
Show them your roll BIG BOY ;)
>>64726735
It's just a conversation starter you fucking autist.
>>64726799
People don't want to be bothered in a library. They've gone out of their way to go there for a reason.
>>64726758
How can you not pick up a girl in the library? She's already isolated. You don't have to yell in her ear to get her attention.
Just say;
>"I could pretend I'm interested in learning more bout that book, but I'm more interested learning more about the girl holding it."
She will giggle. You introduce yourself. Pretend you're interested in what she's saying for 5 minutes. Invite her to the nearest nandos. if she says no ask for her number to meet up another time. If she says yes; you're in. Job done lid.
>>64726774
it's easy money, I don't blame you
>>64726778
the bet in these comps is the big serie A clubs, obvs
palmeiras are chokers
santos are traditional and arguably the best youth rank in brazil, besides not being the most winner of these youth competitions
corinthians tends to win the copinha,
though são paulo (2nd best yth rank) is looking good on this one
fluminense is the 3rd best
(recently globoesporte scavenged data and concluded that gremio and fluminense are the most prolific player formers of players playing in the country. I say that just because someone might shove this on my face as if I wasn't aware)
>>64726819
>Implying Euan could do it like that
He would walk over like the lanky, crap haired mr. Skeletal he is and spill his spaghetti everywhere.
>>64726816
Yes thats why I said only talk to her if she is giving signs of attraction.
Just cause she is in a library doesnt make her immune to sexual desire.
>>64726758
>library girls
zzzzzzzz
Any girl who is half decent will go out to a club at some point, frigid bookworm girls are shit in a relationship and not worth the inevitable graft it will take to get them
>>64726782
>working
Tears!
>sleeping with work colleges
also ends in tears
There are only a handful of girls in my course. That is a non-starter.
>>64726793
I was thinking I could maybe introduce myself and pause to stick a few k on something then show her when she asks.
>>64726819
Nice line. I'll try to use it tomorrow.
>>64726854
Doing nothing for my confidence. I'm getting a haircut soon anyway. What do you suggest, Nicky Clarke?
>>64726877
Any girl will do. But pulling a slag in a club doesnt make great gf material, does it?
>>64726816
>Le excuses man
You'd be surprised how much girls like it when a guy approaches them some place that's not a club, her panties will be moist thinking about you for the next 30 minutes.
Only place you shouldn't approach girls is at the gym. Library is like the hunting grounds you get dropped in at lvl 1 when you start up one of those mmorpg's.
>>64726898
>Library is like the hunting grounds you get dropped in at lvl 1 when you start up one of those mmorpg's.
Finally something I can relate to!
KING KURT
>>64726893
>I'm getting a haircut soon anyway.
Do it yourself and do it tonight.
3333333333333
up insane
>KING KURT
>>64726893
Just sit next to a girl and open up 365 and she will see your balance in the corner. Then look at her and say "Betting haha".
Fuck yeah Corinthians
So comfy now
>Got dangered on Corinthians with the penalty
Zzzz. Was hoping Mackers would smack Kurt his tip to satisfy his addiction.
>>64726692
I'm an alcoholic in recovery with 3.5 years sober. Should I be gambling?
>>64726977
youre up a medium, calm down
>>64726893
Hooked up with a girl in the library at the end of spring term. Opposite computer to her, gave her the eyes a few times and she slipped a note with her number into the work station and walked off. Basically cummed my pants
>Library gf
>Library gf
>Library gf
Not one mention of a qt paki slag, you make me sick.
>>64726893
Met my current bird in a club so don't see what makes it a bad thing? Saying you don't want a girl that would pull you in a club sounds like a lame excuse from someone who can't get a gf would make. Beggars can't be choosers lid.
>>64727035
Euan thinks every girl in a club is a slut gagging on 10 dicks per week.
hell, i'm still mad I didn't jump into easy money earlier
think of the sweet accys sweet jesus
i don't have cc i'll have to wait until tomorrow fml argh
>>64727056
Imagine being Brazilian and not knowing the Copinha was being traded. IMAGINE.
>>64727051
he's pretty much correct
women are dirty.
>>64727005
Honest answer: Probably not
Meme /bet/ answer: Yes, just martingale if you lose
>>64727051
Tbf it is Glasgow he is going out in so won't be too far off
>>64727079
>women are dirty
You say it like its a bad thing?
>>64727078
I knew it was being traded, I watched almost all of the big games
I just didn't make the connection, so long I didn't /bet/
this thread saved my ass
>>64727079
Have you ever actually been friends with girls who go out? Especially student girls? A lot of them are experiencing a proper night life for the first time and are pretty shy in the clubs. Especially at the start of the year.
>>64727141
>being friends with women
Why would you?
>>64727079
you don't have a lot of female friends do you?
>>64727141
>>64727035
Fine if you are in first year/picking up first year girl. But come on, mate.
>>64727032
Might try this too. Something is bound to work. It's a number game, right?
>>64727051
If she goes home to shag you, who else is she going to go home and shag?
wait why did kurt recommend to bet against corinthians?
the minimum bet is 2,00
this cunt site rounded up once and I'm stuck in this
I have a 22/1 accy waiting for me argggggggghhhhh
>>64727211
Because he's a twat. Tez bet.
Anyone in Tom Spiers' group?
>>64727241
Sup. 1/1 in 2016 lid.
>Tfw got out of Corinthians -1.5 for a loss because of Kurt
Cba
>>64727257
retire now desu
>>64727221
I mean he had great tips before, but Corinthians is one of the favorites to win the tournament, while the other team is filler
And the most important, brazilians in any sport love to style over you when they're better. They don't hold back
>>64727263
this
Hope Kurt dies in his sleep tonight, Maltese fuckface.
What was Kurt's reasoning?
WHY do player performances in the NBA take so long to come up as a market on 365? I need to sleep so bad but I want to place a coupe player bets first
Love to rest Kurts wide chin ffs. What's his stats for the month? Should have known he can't win an asian bet.
Can't sleep
TEARS
E
A
R
S
No idea why anyone would follow Kurt's bet desu. His only edge was the team being weaker and the market already knew this. Only following his Maltese stuff. No idea why you would follow him for one of the most studies and followed "shrewdies'" competition there is.
>>64727397
yeah this is a pretty big tournament, I'm surprised people are so sure matches will be mispriced
I mean most people are talking about the amount of money they've lost
>>64727299
>>64727285
what was his bet?
>>64727421
Down insane off it desu but would be up if I level staked everything (and stayed in Corinthians -1.5)
>>64727429
Inter de limeira u20 +1.5
nooo I missed argentina-chile slags volleyball
rip
>>64727421
Correct. Most people see youth and think it will be value. I havent made a bet on it and have done better than 70% of the people betting on it.
>>64727450
@ 1.775 despite the line being @ 1.62.
Fucking finally. 5(FIVE) days for one lousy innings bet.
Nice ""weather"", Shitney
>>64727482
Not to mention, it literally only took about 5 minutes of watching the stream to realise it was a fucking dreadful bet.
Am I shrewd yet lads?
>>64727535
TEZ
>>64727535
6 points off the nearest promoted club and swansea and newcastle will get their shit together with new managers, i dont see how they can pull off another great escape
>>64727670
Bog Sim doesn't get relegated lid
Never quickbet with Jewvada
>Liverpool Legends squad: Bruce Grobbelaar, John Aldridge, Phil Babb, Patrik Berger, Jamie Carragher, Robbie Fowler, Luis Garcia, Steven Gerrard, Stephane Henchoz, Vladimir Smicer, Ian Rush, Jason McAteer, Gary McAllister, Dietmar Hamann, John Arne Riise.
In what world do they lose tomorrow?
Nestle are you still confident about the Seahawks spread?
>>64728134
Bookies are clueless on this one
I just took Texans +3.5.
Did I goof, /bet/?
>>64728224
Please explain how the Texans will score any points.
>>64728134
prestaking
>>64728134
>Bruce Grobbelaar
Overs confirmed special stake
Can Miami come back against New York? Knicks seem to be a lock to win now
>>64728283
The Texans aren't that bad, but yeah, I'm not feeling too happy with my choice.
Should I have gone Kansas ML?
>>64728331
knicks are such a streaky team but they have been looking good recently and melo is on fire tonight, id avoid it
>>64728134
Any news on the Aussie XI? I mean that looks a great squad but you've gotta remember a lot of them are into their 40s or older, if the Aussie XI is young enough they might just win simply by being fitter even if less technically skilled.
>>64728149
A month ago these 2 teams met and the Vikings scored 0 (ZERO) points on offense. Unless the weather has some bizarre effect on the game I have see no reason why it won't be a repeat. I expect the Vikings defense to keep it closer this time, but Bridgewater just won't be able to keep up imo.
Only thing I can see ruining things is if the Seahawks all of a sudden decide to hand the ball off to Lynch on every down just because he's back from his injury.
>>64728392
Texans ML. We all know they're up to something.
>>64728466
http://www.anzstadium.com.au/whats-on/2016/01/liverpool-fc-legends-v-australian-legends/
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10120959/steven-gerrard-to-captain-liverpool-legends-against-australia-legends
Gerrard alone will run the show
>>64728466
Just seen some massive NFL lad has a chance of playing. Dunno how technically good he is but can imagine he will just smash everyone and generally be quicker and fitter
>>64728149
vikings going to get crushed m8, i wouldnt bankroll it but the hawks are absolutely peaking right now and they have lynch coming back, while minnesota are going to be leaning heavily on AP who will likely be playing with back issues.
>>64728476
the weather will make it cold m8
>>64728608
Means BridgeWATER will freeze over. Special staek Seahawks. :^)
>>64728587
>absolutely peaking
this is a shit meme they lost to the rams 2 weeks ago
>>64728392
Go Bengals +2.5 or Vikings +5 desu mate.
The little Seahawks will be SHAKING in below zero temperatures.
>>64728677
so what? The panthers have lost 1 game and they have no chance at winning the owl. Wilson has been having the best stretch of his career the last few weeks, hes on another level compared to bridgewater and they have been playing with 2nd and 3rd string runningbacks
>>64728748
Yeah but so will the Vikings.
Don't forget they are dome babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dVkUESj3c
>>64728763
They have played outdoors for 2 seasons now.
>Theodore Bridgewater is not a weather babby
>>64728869
That doesn't mean shit. They are still pussies and all can't wait till their dome is built.
>tfw thirsty
>tfw remember i can always come to night/bet/ and drink some delicious infinite tears
>>64728869
>Dome babbys who tore down their dome only to build another dome
Maybe 6 extra cold games played over the last 2 years doesn't somehow unmake them dome babbys
>>64728916
>>64729003
Green Bay fans?
>>64728224
>I just took Texans +3.5.
explain yourself
>>64728912
kek
North Americans thinking the cold wins them their bets is just as bad as Mackers and his Bolivian A L T I T U D E bets
>>64729201
Except I am an NFL JUDGE and the cold will have an affect.
>>64729255
>you will never be a brit living in the U.S with an amazing to hit on cuties with
>>64729261
>bookies don't know.
PMSL, stay DAC on your coin flip shite.
>>64728763
>being this fucking clueless
>>64729003
>6
8 home x 2 = 6
>Americans
>>64729289
>I'll never miss out the word accent
>>64729289
>>64729255
You're both cunts
>>64729355
>>64729085
Actually yes.
But that doesn't blind me from the Vikings cold weather problems
>>64729293
Are you retarded? The bookies only set the opening line. It drifted and then shortened for the Vikings once the weather reports came out.
It isnt just that the cold favours the Vikings but it will make it a closer game overall.
Got on the knicks like 20 minutes ago but wish I had taken them last night tbqh
>>64729337
>implying every single game in the NFL is played during the winter in cold weather
they just played a winter game in Minnesota in mild conditions during the middle of winter.
6 cold games was probably an overestimate, fool.
>>64729255
How are Americans viewed in Britain? P-please respond honestly
>>64729405
>DESPERATELY trying to justify betting on correctly priced sport
Stay DAC, slug.
>>64729440
Same
Corinthian lads and Knicks got me up for once
>the cold weather will lead to the ball being hard and both teams likely running it more
>russel wilson has bigger hands and is a much better quarterback than TB coming and is coming off a 4000 yard season
>the seahawks have a rested marshawn lynch coming back while the vikings have AP who will play with mild back issues at best.
>the seahawks have much better cornerbacks and can afford to play man to man coverage and pack the box to stop AP
I regret my decision to bet Utah +16.
>>64729405
>The bookies only set the opening line. It drifted and then shortened
You're speaking rubbish lad, line hasn't moved at all
>>64729451
Post last 5 bets with slips. You wouldnt just be an aussie shitposter would you?
>>64729451
Not him and I don't into NFL at all but if the odds have drifted and shortened since with no significant team news to justify the changes then you can't claim its correctly priced as at the very least the prices have been wrong at some point.
Then again I dunno why I'm responding to obvious troll Aussie shitposter.
>>64729405
>this flag
>this post
you probably think the vikings practice outside or something. the Viqueens are about to get blown the fuck out so hard.
>>64729449
Not great desu but we are quite cynical about literally everything
>>64729490
Yes. It has. Look at oddschecker or oddsportal.
>>64729489
spurs will slow down in the 4th
>>64729476
>implying Russell manlet Wilson is a proficient pocket passer
He can't throw unless he's scrambling desu
-2.5 during 3rd Qtr for Spurs over Jazz @ 1.9 is easy money
>>64729449
You're alright, but the rest are annoying
>>64729557
>118.6 -- Wilson's passer rating on throws from inside the pocket. Not only was that the top mark among this year's group, but no quarterback in the past three seasons has posted a higher number. Wilson completed 72.8 percent of his passes, averaged 8.75 yards per attempt and tossed 31 touchdowns against seven interceptions when he stayed in the pocket. Since Week 11, the numbers are 77.8 percent, 9.90 YPA, 22 touchdowns and one interception. That equates to a passer rating of 145.1.
>>64729449
>>64729557
>teddy bridgewater is in the same universe of quarterback ability as russel wilson
>>64729607
REKT
>>64729534
I did. The price hasn't moved on the bubblegums at all. Pinnacle had the biggest movement out of everyone at a whole 0.19 on the same line which is fuck all in American football terms
>>64729496
>spoon feed me
>>64729498
You must be a bookie shill if you believe that
>>64729541
I sure hope. It's not asking too much for the team to lose by 15 :/.
>>64729648
Stop trolling.
>>64729659
>You must be a bookie shill if you believe that
If I believe that a line that changes without team news changing was at some point mispriced?
Yeah you confirmed for shill/troll
>>64729607
Top kek
>>64729584
Thanks senpai
>>64729598
Personally I think it'll be a close game, but I cba to bet on the NFL
>>64729557
>implying russell wilson doesn't literally have the 2nd most accurate deep ball in the league
?? his short passing is a bit inaccurate but much inproved.
Wilson is an extremely proficient pocket passer. 329 completions on 483 attempts for 68.1% and 4024 yards at 8.3 y/a plus oh yeah, 34 TDs to 8 ints. 500 yards on the ground isn't too shabby either. He did all that while being on course for the sack record over the first half of the season due to some of the worst line play I've ever seen. Plus this nigga dress like blade.
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>>64729723
You are a Seahawks fan arent you?
>>64729607
defense not defence too. that triggers me for some reason
>>64729683
>trolling
zzzzzzz
>>64729743
>You are a Seahawks fan arent you?
I am but I will lay the Seahawks if I think they're going to lose or fail to cover the spread. I know football and I know the seahawks. This isn't going to be close. The score might not be dominant but the performance will be. The Vikings and Bridgewater just don't have what it takes against this Seahawks team. I could do a huge write up with a bunch of numbers/observation but the Seahawks are going to take control of the game at some point and not look back.
>Bengals now on a +3 on 365
SURREAL
>Still not over her
How do I get rid of the pain lads?
>>64730050
Imagine her with Jamal and think you've done yourself a favor while continue working towards what's more important
Fuck the Jazz with a 10 foot pole.
>>64730050
Who?
>>64730050
check your gf privilege
>>64730050
Whats the matter big man, you seemed fairly happy at the time that you got rid of her?
>>64730148
Did somebody say big man?
>>64729993
Screencapping this for when they lose
>>64730110
Unfortunately she's too nice for that.
>"N-nestle! I don't want to see you again because I will just fall in love again!"
>>64730130
Thatcher.
>>64730148
That was before I realized no amount of free pussy in the world could replace her.
>>64730146
This helped tbqh. You'll my brothers in arms. :3
>>64730211
idk m8
Whenever I start seeing and fucking a new girl I forget the previous one.
>>64730129
It can still happen lad
Believe! They are actually doing alright
Nugs/Wolves Under is in lads
UTTER TEARS at this guy in the blazers clippers timeout show missing free throws by literally airballing 10 feet to the right of the basket
>>64730263
They call him the machine. ;)
Think that I just need a change of scenery because I came here principally for her. Going to see if I join Uruguay and Colombia down south. Add another flag to the /bet/ collection!
>>64730292
I appreciate your optimism, mate. At least the Denver +3 spread worked out
>>64730379
Maybe you need another relationship now just random hook-ups?
I still care about 2 of my exes but I am not upset about them now. I guess thats a better way if putting it. Not that I completely forget their existence.
>>64730402
>mfw the spurs have their 3rd stringers in the 4th
i hate mormons
>>64730453
What Bet you got desu?
>>64730471
+16
>>64730425
not*
>>64730050
The other day talking about how sweet and caring latina girls are I got a feel overdrive
She didn't want to see me ever again, I deleted all her contact info
A week ago it was a year since I said goodbye. She replied that no one ever made her as happy as I did
>>64730552
>no one ever made me as happy as you did
>haha bye forever
this is why women shouldnt be taken seriously
>>64730552
she wants attention to boost her self esteem if you respond in any way you are a beta cuck
>>64730552
Rev up them feels
>>64730425
Been trying just can't say I've been terribly impressed by the girls.
Oh well thanks for the words friend. Kind of just want a better skedge to keep me busy and not have this much down time to think about stuff.
>>64730552
>She replied that no one ever made her as happy as I did
>tfw this happened as well
We will make it hermano. There will be a qt waiting for us at the end of the tunnel.
>>64730612
THIS. So many girls have a bunch of guys on the go just for the attention seeking, I mean I do it with girls too but they are all potential fucks, girls just dont even plan to fuck you at all. cba to invest in a girl anymore unless she is starting 90% of the convos we have.
>>64730653
What was the reason you broke up?
Why the FUCK can't I bet on the Test match on 365?
They've got no markets on it. Casuals.
Lads here is the official wildcard weekend acca :)
>>64730583
It wasn't like that. When we were together she even wrote me a letter for me to read in the plane (if I read it ever again I'll cry like a bitch) and told me that in the few weeks we were together I made her happier than any other person. We kept talking a bit through whatsapp and facebook
A couple months later I was going to Brazil again, and told her that I wanted to visit her for a couple weeks. She didn't reply. Some days later I jokingly told her that I promised to paint her but forgot last time.
I had to wait like a week and she replied 'I'm a coward, I don't feel anything, I never felt anything, you're just a friend to me, so it'd be weird if you come'. I told her that I still wanted to see her, and that she shouldn't lie about feeling nothing. She went full american 'I never had feelings, I never wanted feelings, oh my god you should grow up, please be mature and think higher of yourself'
That hit so hard, you can't imagine. Those are the last things she told me, too.
The lesson is that a woman's word has no value over time. What they say may be true for that moment, but the next second it may be gone. I've had several girls asking me to come back, telling me they wanted to come with me, that they missed me, 'who's this girl who liked your status?' and so, only to flake or do even worse things.
I don't hold any grudges though, that's the way they are.
Women's tennis can be the best thing ever or the worst nightmare imaginable.
>tfw gf of 4 and a half years said she loves me but isn't in love with me
>tfw this was almost a year ago now
Life truly is suffering
>>64730764
>The lesson is that a woman's word has no value over time. What they say may be true for that moment, but the next second it may be gone
This is true. Very true. Although I wouldnt get so emotional over someone you knew for a few weeks m8
>>64729993
>lost to stl 2 weeks ago
>>64730789
It's obvious we wouldn't be anything, but it crushed me to know that anyone anytime may go from loving you to thinking you're dust. Except your dog.
>>64730750
>vikings
utter tears
>>64730764
>>64730841
Yeah well love isnt real, it is just your body saying 'reproduce with this person' and making you feel feelings to entice you into doing it. It's all lust.
Things can change a girls mind so easily, especially young girls today. The slightest thing can knock them and suddenly they have less faith in you or look at you a little different and then it starts to crumble.
I think there is a small % of girls who are more loyal and stable in relationships but these are hard as fuck to find in modern times.
>>64730825
>Five weeks ago Minnesota was crushed 38-7 by the Seahawks at home, who played half the game with a practice squad player at RB
we can do this all day. Rasms are the seahawks kryptonite
>>64730709
Various reasons really.
>Felt I was a kid for not having a "serious" job
>Always reckoned I was an "elitist" brat because in Dominican terms I come from an upper-middle class family and she from the lower class which made her and especially all her friends and family feel "uncomfortable" around me
>To add to the previous point reckoned I was a mama's boy and had everything handed to me and never struggled in life as she had
Plenty more, but rather keep the drama to a minimum. In the end she just felt I wasn't enough of a "man" for her. Which is understandable a lot of relationships in South America are between a 40 year old man and a girl in her mid-20s so they have certain expectations.
>>64730841
Try 3 years mate. You're right though. Damn 'em all.
anyone looking up these friendlies tomorrow?
>>64730982
Adding to that last note my 60 year old uncle started to date a girl who's 21 and younger than almost all his kids. So I suppose there is plenty of time left!
>>64730768
The worst feels bruv.
>>64730986
What do you think this is? A betting thread? This is relationship advice mate.
>>64731023
top kek
>>64730982
I think it was the other way around, not that you weren't man enough but she felt inadequate because a supposed class difference
Latins seem to have a strong class prejudice, even against themselves. I've seen lots of yuros and americans mistake this for racism but it's coincidental
>When an @100 parlay loses cause of 1 game.
>>64730929
>missing smith, barr, etc
>>64730986
Is the Twente game priced up yet? Might go HAM on Genk.
>>64731073
With any other girl I'd agree with you, but in this case it wasn't. She was older than me and further ahead in life than me so it really was that simple.
>>64731120
Feel for you if you had a tenner or more on.
>>64731158
yeah its up, looks pretty even price wise, why so confident in genk
Recently broke up with gf of 4 years. She was a controlling bitch and was very spoilled.
Happy now with a new girl who is actually really chill and down to earth. Life is great
I just read where you called Vikings Jarred Allen the best D linemen of all time in /NFL/
>Jarred Allen
I can't fucking breathe
>>64731180
Will have to wait for teams obviously, but Twente is in ROO-INS. They heavily overspent a few seasons ago and are now bankrupt and in the pits of the Eredivisie. All their "star" players want to leave and haven't shown any motivation in months.
>>64731275
meant for
>>64731130
>>64731023
I mean, at least we meet up every once in awhile and have sex, but goddamn was that rough. She was perfect: nice, friendly white girl with a big ass. Both lost our virginity to each other too
>>64731339
>tfw took a girls virginity and thought it meant she would never leave me
how wrong i was
>>64731224
If you're already in a relationship with someone new after 4 years with someone else then I don't think it's just her fault.
>>64731363
that's the exact opposite of what happens like 95% of the time
>>64731224
Congrats bruv. You managed the great escape and find a price while doing so.
>>64731339
>Le modern American repeated break-up sex
No thanks.
Already going to have a bit on Genk DNB on BetVictor.
>>64731401
Well desu I was actually really good bf and all her friends thought I was perfect. All my friends thought she was a bitch. I gave her many chances but all she wanted to do was fight.
>>64731275
>>64731311
>allen on the vikings
is what i said. i compared his 3-4 year stretch to watts. never said allen was the best. he did have 22 sacks in a season though which got everyone comparing him to people he obviously wasnt. similar to watts
>>64731436
Like I said, these things aren't always one sided. You don't just get over someone that fast unless you stopped loving them a long time ago.
>>64731409
Dunno why I always imagined that the girl loses her virginity to some guy then he breaks her heart then starts the cycle off. I thought finding a still pure girl and not breaking her heart would result in us never breaking up. Too bad she was crazy.
>>64731363
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>tfw no gf
>CHA/PHX under 223.5
>Kemba Walker rebounds+assists o9.5
made several other shitty bets but I'm up overall
Fucking nice brehs
>>64731508
In what way? Until recently I always envisioned the perfect relationship with a girl, and having the 'high' of the first 6-8 months together last forever. This never happens though. So now I dont know what I want. Although it is always the girl who falls out of love with me first.
>>64731640
Was wondering if that girl was your oneitis
>>64731729
I thought oneitis was a teenage/beta thing you get before you have sex?
She was my gf for a while so I guess she was a oneitis at that time? I was with other girls before and after her though.
Take the emotional gay circle tear jerk somewhere else please
>>64732036
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /sp/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.
>>64732036
What are you complaining about bruv? It's not like you can bet on anything worthwhile anyway.
>>64732071
Trip up and post some tips bruv. I'll be waiting.
And to the both of you; please have sex. ;^)
>>64732071
you mad?
>>64729557
Literally clueless. Everyone filter this guy.
>replying to old pasta
-ev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQfjbioqaeM
Comfy tbqf.
Reminder that chasing works.
reminder that the seattle seahawks will win the superb owl
>>64730742
Literally finished
>Mugs still not following my world shrewd tips..... Zzzzzz maybe I need to trip up
SPECIAL on overs in the socceroo/liverpool legends game
Are they gonna dive to give stevie la a pen before the final whistle like the last one of these?
>>64734483
Probably going to trigger overs
>>64734241
are you watching?
>>64734713
yes
should have been 3 goals in fh at least
but i guess that's what you get from betting on old men
>>64734807
made a bet of Liverpool to score 3 or more @ 2,2 just now, those were some big chances in the first half
Should really get out of bed, just been sat here blowing off since half 8.
>>64730764
Fuck.
ayyy one more please
no more Liverpool goals. these men are ready for the grave now
thanks ian rush kek
Post
keeping an eye on rain or shine handicaps, they choked away a massive lead in game 1 and beermens bench went HAM in the 4th quarter, very unlikely to happen again.
Oasis in the 11:28
https://twitter.com/footballacca/status/685061437564280833
>Australians
>>64735740
>>64735740
wew
>>64735740
Seriously disgusting, reminds me of how brazen Jimmy Savile was.
Any bet in the St Gallen friendly?
>>64735817
You tell me
