Stoke:
>pic related
Livershit:
>Liverpool FC @LFC 17m17 minutes ago
Confirmed #LFC team to face @stokecity: Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino
Subs: Liverpool FC @LFC 17m17 minutes ago
Confirmed #LFC substitutes to face @stokecity: Bogdan, Milner, Benteke, Brannagan, Ibe, Smith, Randall
Carling Cup or whatever semi finals first leg.
Will the Stokie boyz makin all the noise c uck the klopp and make him flopp like his dad's dick?
Post in this thread to find out.
Swansea City
>>96
>not linking the match thread in /trans/
S T O K E A L O N A
>not linking the match thread in /bundes/
>Sakho injured again
>No striker playing
>Allen
>Lucas
>Lallana
fug, how did it go so wrong ;__;
>mickey mouse cup
>these teams
Wew
>not linking the match thread in /DailyProgrammingGeneral/ on /g/
>>64704542
>>64704560
>linking the matchthread in pleb generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4
WHO /ANFIELD RAP/ HERE??
Butland>Mignolet
Johnson<Clyne
Shawcross>Sakho
Wolshied>Skrtel
Pieters>Moreno
Whelan<Can
Cameron>Lucas
Arnie>Firminho
Shaqiri>Coutinho
Bojan>Benteke
>Spend 400 million
>Squad is worse than Stokes
How do you actually fuck up this badly?
Shaqiri looks like he's got his rape face on in every single team photo.
>>64704611
>How do you actually fuck up this badly?
>>64704585
it will feel like an EPL game la
>>64704633
DAVID
BRENT
6-1 happens again
by the power of dubs, let it be so.
>>64704633
He believed the media bias about himself
>>64704611
>Shaqiri>Coutinho
>Bojan>Benteke
it's possible to be abl and reasonable, you know
>>64704611
that lineup cost less than 150m. they wouldnt be using most of this shit but for injuries
I hope you are all /a/BL here.
>>64704673
>told club to buy Allen, Lallana, Lovren, Benteke, Borini for £110m
>cried about not having the tools to compete
#TLFgang we out here
>>64704699
>MUH BLOOT MAN
>MUH TALL BLACK DONKEY
Deluded m8. Bojan is much better than Benteke and Shaqiri actually contributes to games unlike le epic score a bloot when 4-1 down man
last two digits will be the game score, check'em
Score Predictions:
>0-0 boring draw
>henderson injured
>milner injured
>sakho injured
>skrtel injured
>sturridge injured
>origi injured
>ings injured
life is suffering, what have we done to deserve this
>>64704722
>tfw spent about 40 mil
>tfw you have 8 points past halfway through the season
>>64704725
Just about to leave for the pub m8 soz
>>64704719
i'm STOK/a/LONA
>>64704730
>Shaqiri
>contribute to more than 3 games per season
Why isn't the FA cup semi-final 2 legs too? Playing it a Wembley is fucking retarded.
>>64704744
All of these players wouldnt start for City or Arsenal (except giroud for Sturridge)
>>64704741
doesnt this have to have a winner? i think it goes to penalties
>>64704746
>tfw you essentially paid £32.5m to relegate Villa
>tfw nobody benefited from it
>mfw slipperpool can't handle the shaq attaq
>>64704730
>Shaqiri actually contributes to games unlike le epic score a bloot when 4-1 down man
you mean like the city game
or the stoke game
or the chelsea game
or the southampton game
or the other city game
oh wait those were goals that won the game
>>64704771
Nope, semis are two legged.
>>64704771
2 legs mate
>letting an American be more knowledgeable in Football than you
Scousers out
>>64704769
wonga would play sakho purely because hes french
and i think hendo and milner are just as good as whatever mediocre stuff arsenal have at CM
>>64704603
rude
>>64704771
>that flag
>this topic
>>64704801
Don't worry lad, we know why ABLs are so depressed and angry
>>64704808
>>64704769
Henderson is unironically better than the shithouse that is Ramsey.
ABL is a mental illness tßh lads
>>64704772
kek
>>64704808
Milners dogshit in the centre. Have you ever watched him actually play there?
>>64704765
I wish the spanish cup was only one leg. Two legs is a bore and always benefits the richer clubs
>>64704744
>acting like those players are class outside Sturridge
K E K
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K
C O L D
O
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D
W E T
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>>64704828
>Implyen im southern
;)
>You're not allowed to complain about being forced to play your 4th choice centre back because your main centre back isn't good enough to play for barca
ABL logic
>Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino
Who's the striker until Benteke gets on the field?
>>64704607
a friend of mine has this on 7", he inherited it from his dad
>the b side is the instrumental
>the b side is scratched to fuck
>his dad was freestyling over the instrumental track
Ryan Shawcross is literally better than any defender at Liverpool 'football' club.
>Watch sakho play
>The guy can barely control/pass a ball
why do people rate him? Why is every black french centreback shit?
>>64704840
>implying having depth and rotational/substitution options is bad
you need a big squad m8, ours is barebones. if someones in shit form it doesnt matter because we have nobody else
>>64704858
It's a mental illness mate, it's rude to insult them
>>64704848
>people post this
>I can't post a proper stokealona without alerting the spam filter
>>96
>>64704872
Firmino like against City and Chelsea
>>64704879
>92% pass completion
>highest in the squad
>can't pass a ball
Stop falling for his awkward technique meme
Half you will never be an ABL that lives and works on Merseyside. Does life get any better?
Daily banter is off the rails
>>64704872
>playing with a striker
so 90s m8.
we 4-6-0 now
>>64704611
>Shaqiri>Coutinho
>Pieters>Moreno
Livercrap are going to get absolutely shafted here
>>64704772
holy shit, when you put it like that it makes me think, what really was the fucking point
>>64704719
Of course.
>>64704939
The point was buying a striker because Sturridge will never come back.
>semi final league cup game
>entire squad injured
>next match is fa cup knockout
>next match is arsenal
>next match is united
rip klopp
the abl media are going to have a field day with this
>>64704918
It sounds like english but I swear I can't understand a fucking thing you just said
>>64704835
I think you'll find that spanish football in general is a bore.
>United are the new liverpool
Who are liverpool going to be now?
>Lucas
>Lallana
>Allen
>>64704964
barcelona
inb4 leeds
>>64704964
Newcastle from 10 years ago.
Liverpoo are fielding the worst team I've ever seen a professional football team field, it's hilarious
>>64704765
>tfw there will never be an FA cup semi final at Villa Park again
feels bad man
stoke going to get beat by liverpool's C team
>midfield of lucas can allen
this is literally going to do fuck all
playing with 8 men desu
>>64704991
>laughing at players being injured
stay classy ABLs
>>64704832
>Milner is dogshit in the centre
this
>Be Milner
>be shit in the centre
>complain about not being played in the centre
>go to liverpool
>play in the centre
>be shit in the centre
>be moved to a wide position
>>64704959
that's why they smash your shit teams time and time again
>>64704964
Milwall
(I would have said leeds but anon inb4'd and milwall fans are more cretin anyway so they match.)
Mancs out
>>64705007
>get to the semi final
>play your D team
mickey mouse cup desu. stoke if you lose to this please an hero
>>64705041
The league cup is the hardest trophy to win though
chinky has arrived lads
gonna tuck in lol
Where do all the stoke players live? They obviously dont live in stoke and i find it hard to imagine that Peter crouch's wife (abbey clancy) would ever agree to move there with her husband.
>>64705041
why did i quote your post anon im sorry
enjoy your free (you) though
>>64705052
then why do liverpool have 8 of them
>>64704953
>buy Balotelli
>big target man who doesn't run
>doesn't fit into liverpools style of play
>cant score
>buy Benteke the next summer
>big target man who doesn't run
>doesn't fit into liverpools style of play
>rarely scores a goal by random chance
everybody except the transfer comittee could see that buying what was essentially two white Andy Carrolls would end in failure
>>64705052
Aston Villa have won it twice in my lifetime.
I think your logic is a bit flawed m8
>>64705055
I tucked your sister in last night m8
I get the feeling klopp had it too comfy at dortmund
maybe im wrong
>>64705063
Four Oaks
>>64705065
Because they are the most success English club.
>>64705074
to be fair bentekkers was 100 percent brenny. all the other fuckups were the committee though
fucking hell why does committee need two ms, ts, and es? just make it comitee
>>64705082
That was really nice of you. I know you really wanted to go to pizza hut for your older mates 12th birthday but getting a part time job as a babysitter really shows how grown up you are
>>64704633
Remember the scourers were backing this man not that long ago when everyone else knew the truth
>>64705063
Stoke isn't even a real place.
>>64705106
i always knew you were based LRL. only took 3 years to show it
>>64705100
Well the Dortmund fans cheered constantly.
It's gotta be weird going from that to a set of fans that are silent if they haven't scored a goal in the last 8 minutes.
![TY6aqPy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9zWRcUq.png "TY6aqPy[1].png")
how is this even possible?
>>64705127
I still think that he's good manager desu, he should go to some midtable team and prove it.
>>64705144
he also never had to start kolo toure and joe allen in a cup semi-final
that was more my point
It's not as much fun without Rodgers
#BrennyIn
maybe Newcastle will sign him for next season
come the fuck on Liverpool don't disappoint me again or I'll just fuck off to the gym at half-time
>>64705165
waiting for >moyes to come back desu. surely someone this summer will take him
they might be fighting over the same job
>>64705152
but he was just fired from one
>>64705145
>liverpool manager jurgen klinsmann
>>64705011
you're underestimating just how shit this liverpoo team is t b h la
>>64705020
Yeah they bored them to death
>>64705100
Look what Flopp has to work with. His best is a brazilian fukboi that has suddenly become the prime playmaker.
>>64705152
Decent with tactics but his ability to man manage top players was piss poor
A lot of liverpools players of pedigree left in his reign because he alienated them
>>64705145
>Klinsmann
>2 games
stupid
>>64705198
Well yeah, but those players mostly play in the premiership.
In fact half of them are even playing today
>We’ve had games when we’ve been excellent, games where we’ve been disappointing, but our consistency encourages us.
What did Hughes mean by this.
>afellay still exists
>>64705234
this is the type of shit that becomes a meme when a liverpool manager says it, but nobody gives a fuck when its literally anyone else
>>64705201
can't agree, most encounters have been quite entertaining, and humiliating for the 'premier' league
>>64705234
Kek, kind of an oxymoron
kolo toure
kolo toure is starting
>le lazy useless genius hue
he'll come good soon
r-right guys?
>>64704699
On current form Shaqiri is better than Coutinho, and IMO has more to his game than him.
>>64705255
because liverpool are a meme team
>>64705278
hit the post with two blooters, been unlucky
still a lazy shit though
i>referree from manchester
how the fuck is this allowed? fergie still pulling strings from behind the scenes i see
le score one in every twenty blooter attempts man
>>64705310
m8 he literally had 1 shot on target from past 16 shots
1 in 20 is generous
http://strawpoll.me/6459252
http://strawpoll.me/6459252
http://strawpoll.me/6459252
>booing coutinho because of his blooter to win the opening week
stoke fans are so sad
>bow jan
>boy yan
>bow jan
fucks sake can broadcasters just stick to one pronunciation of this cunts name
> The milk cup
No.
This is now a Jamie Vardy thread
Who /shaqiri/ here
my gay friend has been talking about wanks and bjs lately, being lewd and shit, he want me to go to his house next week.
should I go \b\?
>>64705325
>ke bab
>>64705278
no. he's a shit robinho, and robinho was already a shit robinho
>>64705337
here tbqh
>>64705329
i milked in your mums cup last night m8
>liverpool playing well
stoke goal imminent
Looking fookin brilliant lads
Who /ABL/ here?
AND IT'S STOOOOO-OOOOOKE CITY
STOKE CITY F C
ARE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN..
>>64704772
that was a GREAT game
COME ON LIVERPEWL
>>64705329
i milked your mums c cups m8
>>64705325
My wife's son is friends with Bojan's window cleaner. He said it's pronounced Bodge-in
>drop benteke
>start playing well
>>64704719
best believe it senpai
we are dominating holy crap
liverpools away support is fine
anfield is fucked though
>>64705374
>we
>>64705378
middle aged scouse cull when?
where is markovic
Lads I'm watching this on the Amazon Fire tv heheheh cheeky
>>64705374
What part of Liverpool are you from?
If livershite don't score in the next 10 mins they're gonna lose
netto version of ibrahimovic
I'm still not sure what kind of player Can is
His movement is pretty oafish
KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE
>>64705400
Cheshire
Benteke + Lukaku = Stormzy
>>64705397
being shit at fenerbache, shouldve loaned him to an epl team
>>64705397
fenerbache
>>64705413
nobody knows. i dont think even he knows
What you all having for tea lads?
Stuffed peppers and garlic n herb potatoes for me, they're cooking now they smell great 2bh
>>64705371
>raising another man's child
Why is Ireland so cucked?
might do a poo t b h lads
>>64705378
Away support is always better than home support
just look at the Villa away fans
Butland is so class lads
Klopp should ban blooter attempts
>>64705422
this man looks very Belgian, definitely European
glen johnson > nathaniel clyne
>>64705435
>replying to the wifes son meme
kill yourself fatlad
>we STILL dont play purple Aki centre half to deal with the aerial balls
FUCK THIS TEAM
>>64705434
Still waiting for my chinky to arrive. It's been an hour damn it
>>64705454
>that flag
>that opinion
>>64705422
Is that Purple Aki?
Anyone have a mobile compatible stream?
This really is a shit sport
>>64705434
>>64705465
what if a cute girl brings it?
>>64705413
A deep-lying conquistador.
>>64705465
There had better be someone else with you.
>>64705465
you fat pig, don't you feel no shame to eat that much?
thats hilarious
lallana stopped his run because he just assumed coutinho was going to shoot
>>64705422
le backup dancer man
stoke really need to work on their passing
>>64705465
Fat cunt
>>64705465
foarkin nice m8, love a good chinky
>>64705481
i hope this is only your afters
feeling sleepy but I have to go to bed early since i need to wake at 4 for work. caffiene works for a few minutes then the crash makes me even more sleepy don't know what to do.
>>64705487
>>64705492
>>64705499
How fucking skinny are you cunts? That's a normal meal you melts
>>64705310
Have you ever scored a blooter? Stop acting like it's easy m8
>>64705484
But he's Turkish
>>64705434
peri peri chicken and chips
had garlic bread earlier
literally my nandos order
>>64705483
Did you not see the flag? It'll either be a pole with a large bluetooth headset or a creepy looking middleaged Tamil guy.
>>64705465
>crispy seaweed
good lad
>>64705494
solid assumption, hes a greedy wee cunt
anyone got a decent sopcast link?
>>64705465
>30 pounds
>all that stuff
Damn I eat like a third of that for dinner
is shaq a manlet lads?
post yfw driving past Stoke on the M6
> mfw
Is it just me or is, memes aside, Allen actually pretty good? Wouldn't mind seeing him in more league games too 2bh
>>64705465
what a fooking fatass kek
how do i unsubscribe from fat sleepy american's blog lads?
>>64705513
Imam then.
>>64705524
>>64705465
Btw chicken in orage sauce is great, I get that with some shrooms & bamboo from the chink.
Can is obviously a Libero-minded Cattenaccio
>>64705538
Go back to reddit
>>64705531
doesnt really provide enough, and he's too small and weak
would be sound in spain
>>64705511
are you dirty bulking?
>>64705531
hes a passenger, looks good if the team plays well, looks shite otherwise
>>64705465
crispy seaweed?
>>64705465
>deep fried seaweed
sometimes even i can laugh at british 'culture'
why is it not raining? dont your weather know anything about memes?
smhiadwtbhwy (shaking my head in a disappointedly way to be honest with you)
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8957127c3c/886644-14
>>64705511
>3 main courses
>2 servings of rice
It's a normal meal if you're a fatass, you fatass.
>>64705531
Noticed this. Maybe he fits the Klopp system well?
>>64705531
>tfw can't tell allen, henderson and flanegan apart
am I the only one?
>>64705545
eating bamboo? are you a koala bear
>>64705567
that doesn't really make sense fatlad
>le cut inside hue
>>64705605
yes
>>64705527
A giga manlet
>its a coutinho firmino lallana arent dogshite episode
pootinho
>coutinho can't even beat one man any more
fucking hell ship him to barca for 20m
>you still dont know if firmino is right or left footed
>>64705611
Baka senpai, koala eat eucalyptus.
>firmino has seen a vagina and you haven't
>>64705605
I'm sure there are others with mental retardation, Alberto
>le fancy footwork then do nothing man
Gave the chinky a ring. They said its on the way.
Lying twats. They better had cooked a fresh batch. I'm not waiting over an hour and a half for cold food
>>64705590
>http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8957127c3c/886644-14
>gallery not found
what is it? why wasnt it found?
If this ends in another 0-0 I'm never watching soccer again
and that's why we binned glenno
>>64705632
le flashy backheels men
>>64705465
What the fuck? Last time I had fried rice it was a quid.
>>64705648
you'd get better service if you didn't call them racial slurs thats fer sure
>Emre Chan
who the fuck names his son after a martial arts fighter
>>64705632
L F C
F
C
who /fox/ here?
why is there such a long break until the next game? We don't play until next week.
We're gonna completely annihilate those spurs lads!
>>64705648
>phone up the chinky
>"Hi I ordered from you about..."
>"yes yes, order on way"
>*chinky hangs up phone*
Considering I described Joe Allen as 'the defenition of an average footballer' he's actually looked pretty good so far
weird, is that even more injuries
>QT going off
poor boy
>>64705705
that feel when jewish name
>>64705465
That better be food for you, your wife and her son.
>Injurypool
Coutinho done his hammy lads it's all over
>>64705616
That's how you unsubscribe from it you thick cunt
>twitter metling down cos le shit for months at a time man done his hammy
>>64705571
It's fucking delish with some cashews m8, the Japanese wafer stuff not so much.
>>64705694
Piss off, where do you live mate?
>>64705648
Do you get a free bottle of coke when you order a large amount lad? My local does that sometimes
