Its 2016.
Surely a huge portion of professional footballers are gay.
Who do you think is gay ?
C Ronaldo. He is bi at very best. Hugs other males on holidays.
Jordan Henderson. Took his mother to a Liverpool function. Has not been spotted at a club even with a girlfriend or even a female date that wasnt a friend or family member.
Luke Shaw - is actually odds on fav to come out as gay in 2016 in a few bookies
James Milner. The gay lifestyle might be too exciting for him, possibly not.
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>>64690633
Hendo has a wife and daughter, pal
>>64690633
can't blame them for not coming out considering being gay is illegal, even punished by death in many of the biggest sponsor countries of football, like the UAE. Imagine penaldo admitting being gay while wearing fly emirates on his chest
>>64690633
Wasn't there a headline a few months back how 2 premier league players were supposed to come out gay next week or smth? Whatever happened to that
>>64690633
maybe henderson just can't get a gf?
>all that money and fame but still no gf
>Hugs other males on holidays.
That's what friends do (At least they do that in American TV series that I watch).
>>64690633
>Luke Shaw - is actually odds on fav to come out as gay in 2016 in a few bookies
top lel
the man screams faggot though
>you are now imagining all the studs pounding his inexorably expanding fat ass while he lies there with a broken leg
>semen slurping
>>64693011
>he doesn't have a cheeky wank with the lads over a picture of a club legend
what're you, gay?
>>64693001
seriously, tell me this man is straight
>>64690633
had a friend whose brother managed an expensive club in London that had a bunch of premier league players come in. He said that Ronaldo always had trap prostitutes with him so I guess thats pretty gay.
>>64693076
oh dear fucking lord
surely his teammates know
they have to
>>64690666
is this true??
Lahm
>>64693415
would make sense desu, he's so alpha he can't stand estrogen from some pussy ass basic blonde bitch. taking a dick or pounding another rock hard man ass takes some serious cajones to do.
>>64693415
>>64693503
this guy gets it
he's just so perfect, all he can do is squeeze some real nigga sex in between making peoples lives right all around the world
>>64693011
>>64694341
Lol, even football fans have to laugh at this. I'm disappointed that you didn't mention "tight ends" though, that's probably the gayest position in sports.
>>64692920
>>64690633
awww hes even on his tippy toes
still love him btw
>>64694425
*Never mind, just saw it in the bottom left. 10/10 job, hyped for the playoffs now.
>>64694341
>some autist actually took the time to make this
HAHA I AM LAFFIN AT YOU IRL
>>64693076
I would wear that.
>>64690633
>tfw 3 of those arent in the epl anymore
how time goes by ;_;7
>>64693076
He's got that gay kinda jaw going on.
I reckon he is in the closet.
Wellbeck
Hazard
Wilshire as a self hating closest homo
Walcott
>>64695490
At least wine & dine him first, buddy
>>64693076
That's just millennial fashion m8
>>64690666
If that was true I'd move to Germany to be his bootyboi
wanted to say >memepiss
had a google search
fuck
>>64693076
I know loads of laddy LAD types who wear that sort of thing these days, they all pull lots of women as well.
Only women and gays care about this shit, which are you OP?
Ronaldo is WORSE than a regular homo, he's a gay pedophile.
>>64709933
uh-oh, somebody got a lot of attention from the parish priest ;)
>>64690633
Chris Smalling is 100% gay just listen to him speak and tell me he's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSXpbQowg_o
>>64710000
nice quads
also wtf I never heard him speak before, he sounds gay as fuck
>>64710000
>>64710037
nah not buying it. you don't talk a certain way just cos you're gay.
>>64710128
That's what the parents of two of my cousins kept telling themselves until one came out of the closet and the other one was caught in flagranti with his boyfriend.
One of the bumdrillers chose pink bag for elementary school and his poor parents wanted to believe he was just colourblind.
Everyone knew they were faggots after exchanging two sentences with them, but nobody wanted to crush their families' hope.
>>64704816
>same mixed race girl
>not a family member
do you even fart fucky?
Everyone in this thread is a closet case
The only people who care if someone is gay are women or fags themselves
Like actually
>>64690633
>Its 2016
Are you implying that homosexuality is nothing but a modern trend?
>>64710000
How can you be a commanding CB with a voice like that? How can you inspire your teammates and strike fear into the opponents?
>>64704816
Because gay men never spend time with women. No one ever tries to hide their sexuality
Its like you're all actually 5 years old
>>64693076
If you think wearing this makes you gay you must:
1. Have no fashion sense
2. Never go out
No wonder you're on an anime imageboard. This is what us trendy people wear these days. Just ask any of us at malefashionadvice.
>>64690699
So did Elton John
>>64710303
Gay men have impeccable fashion
>>64690633
We're all gay, let's be honest
but we're also all straight
actually sexual orientation is a lie
Sports is just one giant outlet for pent up sexual feelings
>>64710336
You sound like a bisexual.
>Sexuality is a spectrum, maaaaan
>But only for me and my fellow special snowflakes; you're just straight and it's not a spectrum for you
By the way, the most likely gay footballers will be invisible, slightly shit footballers. Imagine how harmful it would be for the gay rights movement if there was only one openly gay footballer, and he was terrible. People would assume gays just couldn't play football. You'd stay in the closet. Also, gays tend to act hyper-straight if they want to keep it a secret, constantly talking about all the women they shag and how alpha they are.
So my guess is Charlie Adam and Jack Wilshere. Also, probably several West Ham players since they're all #lads.
>>64690633
actually you are gay
>>64710336
if sexual orientation is a lie go suck that guys dick and shove it up your anus
