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What went wrong with Drouin in Tampa?
USA BTFO
What does >rags mean?
>>64688870
Drouin is a bust and got outplayed by an AHL callup
this pic will accurately describe this thread
>>64688870
>all those swede busts
>>64688906
>smug
>not smuk
8/10 because of typo
>>64688899
>He can't read the chart
>>64688915
Kek
Just when I thought USA was about to become dominant in hockey they get absolutely cucked
>the gold winning players have literally never had a Publix sub in their life.
Almost feel bad for them desu. I'm a gracious man though, so I hope those medals fill the void in their lives.
>>64688964
>tfw can't eat publix sub because I'm too sick
I had their soup for lunch though, pretty good
>>64688906
FTFY
>>64688984
I hope you feel better,anon. I'll eat one tomorrow, just for you.
What kind should I get?
>tfw no pulju images saved to start the thread off on the right foot
>>64688931
lol noice, Greece
>>64688999
>not smuk pik
I fucking hate the salary cap. It isn't fair that Ontario has develop players like Jumbo, Couture, Nash, and Burns and then we ship them off to the sunbelt. Toronto deserves to have these players.
Pic related.
>3-1 Denmark
>6-4 Finns
>2-1 USA
Denmark was most definitely the strongest
>>64689028
cute, CUTE!
Mcbaevid won the wjc in his draft year.
Problem, buston?
>>64689028
lil honeybun
why are people so mad at the yoats
>>64689117
Eichel tier confirmed
is this our year
>>64689136
Non traditional market team doing halfway decent
>>64689096
>muh team can't buy a cup since every team is limited in how much they can pay talent
you baseball faggots are the worst. go take your yankee hat and leave
>>64689215
The laffs couldn't even buy a cup without a salary cap
>>64689259
>Losing your captain to the Cantcucks
lel
lads i have a confession to make... I'm a hawks fan from chi but i spent winter break in FLA and the pub subs are just as good as the memes say.
>tfw no qt publix GF
>mfw 9th straight rivalry win on the 21st
cant wait
>>64689096
>>64689215
I am /mlbhoc/ since the off seasons sync up so well. The Salary cap is a tool of the jews to keep players from being payed their full worth. Teams cant buy rings the fucking doyers spend 300 million bucks last year for two playoff wins.
>>64689416
Go back to /mlb/
>>64689426
why there are no games going on and I have season tickets to the Barracuda and they will play though April
>>64689440
Kill yourself
>>64689416
leave
Is this the autism general?
>>64689416
>Can't buy playoff wins
Take away the cap and see what happens again fuckboy.
>>64689416
slary cap hater that blames the jews maybe you should be /mlbpol/ and get the fuck out of /hoc/
leave the soft titty thick slut
>>64689416
Who is this semen demon?
>/hoc/ was a mistake
>>64689115
>>64689121
same pik but younger
Who gets Drouin and why is it the Sabres?
Puljujärvi WILL be an Ottawa Senator next year and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING any of you faggots can do about it
>>64689673
>lightning knows stamkos is gonna walk and wants a veteran captain with cup experience
>lightning unironically trade drouin and some picks to kongs for brown
>kongs sign kopitar and give him the c
>kongs use remaining cap space for some dman
>kongs get another cup
bettman has spoken
>>64689673
Drouin wants to go home to Québec. Montréal is the obvious choice.
>>64689734
delet this
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/how-swedens-linus-soderstrom-is-living-and-thriving-with-asperger-syndrome/
>HELSINKI, FINLAND – Through five games at the world juniors, Sweden rolled. The Tre Kronor were scoring in bunches, but also getting incredible goaltending from starter Linus Soderstrom. The New York Islanders prospect surrendered just five goals in four appearances, including a 46-save shutout against the U.S. in a 1-0 game the Americans swear they should have won, had it not been for the kid in the other net. So perhaps that kid’s public announcement right before the tournament came at the best time possible.
>Soderstrom, as it turns out, has Asperger Syndrome.
>Asperger Syndrome is deemed to be on the high-functioning end of disorders associated with the autism spectrum.
>>64689812
no wonder he played so well, he's mentally finnish
>>64689785
>>64689808
Puljujärvi's new boss
>>64689750
Stamkos doesn't want to go anywhere
>>64689812
literally autismpuck
>>64689871
s-sure.. he's gonna stay in tampa
>2 weeks ago
Drouin is a bust, should have picked Seth jones
>now
WOW TAMPA LEL WHAT IS COOPER DOING GIVING UP AN ELITE PLAYER, FUTURE GRETZKY
>>64689812
>>>64689115
>Sweden stealing our tactic of having autistic goalies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64689942
Salty tampon gay """""""""""""""""""fan"""""""""""""""""""""" spotted
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/684037764778737664
>this is the greatest hockey mind in america
>>64689474
the only excuse for having a salary cap is cheap ass owners who dont want to spend too much on a team. you can pay some 4th round plug 90 million a year but you cant make him want to win and care in october look at clayton kershaw
>>64689555
Siri
idk why tampa would trade him he will be a key part of their rebuild once stamkos leaves for nothing
>>64689562
>off by 9
>>64689812
asperger's is a meme and not real
it's like adhd. a """disorder""" invented to pump kids full of drugs so they can perform more efficiently like a good taxpayer shouls
>>64690456
no it's not
Autism is a legitimate condition and has nothing to do with "psychology".
Reminder that Canada will not be getting a medal from the World Junior Championship. Better luck next year :^)
>>64690502
aspergers is not real autism
>>64690433
>off by an unpaid denbt
>>64690502
>autism has nothing to do with psychology
You're a fucking idiot. It's in the DSM-V and most of the best techniques for assisting ASD persons is CBT therapy. Go back to begging for money on the streets you fucking inbred retard
>>64690535
Neither will YOUESSAY
>>64690539
They are synonyms
Asperger's syndrome a.k.a. autism
Hansen's disease a.k.a. leprosy
>>64690562
shut the fuck up and don't you ever doubt me again. Unlike you I doublecheck what I read, that's why I learn. Go back into eating your hamburger before you put your legs under the russian tank.
>>64690456
its actually the western worlds explanation for how finns act on a daily basis. If you travel a bit more you will notice how spastic your people truely are :^)
>>64690590
You can't even google what year Canada last won the cup you fucking 3rd world retard. You must have downs or something you stupid piece of shit
>>64690593
ive lived in the states and seen how half the kids at high school cafeteria take meds with their lunch
>>64690606
unlike your mom's boyfriend, my dad didn't raise me on a cellphone and a big allowance whenever I wanted to talk. That's why I am not angry, can take care of myself and know things about life.
I bet I can play even better hockey than you.
>>64690456
Go be neet somewhere else you mongoloid pond scum
>>64690613
This tbqh. They forced my little brother to take stuff for "ADHD" as a lad and it fucked him up and made him think he was crazy. Hes fine now but I'm sure it's left him with some trauma.
>>64690634
>gease thinks she knows anything
>asks retarded questions that are easily googled
>claims ASD has nothing to do with psychology
Literally retarded. No wonder your country is a festering shithole
I thought you guys were forcing him as a shit meme but i'm starting to believe lads
Pulju in a CGY jersey when?
>>64690670
kek, nice try, 2/10
>>64690718
Good argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>>64690728
>drawing attention to the fact that Asperger's is the same as autism
>opinion
so how does the draft lottery work this year?
>msg homers chirp for the devlels during the pregame using meme-stats as proof
Could they be any less classy?
Where were you when sveden got emasculated?
>>64690751
aspergers is not the same as autism
it's like saying lada is the same as a car. all cars are not ladas
>>64690762
Oilels guaranteed first overall pick, everybody else gets written on fortune cookie papers and drawn out of a sweaty hat.
>>64690751
Aspergers falls under the autism spectrum disorders category. That's why it's a spectrum disorder you fuckin neet
>>64690796
maybe you are right.
I was under the impression they were the same.
>>64690770
what is going on with the guy in the center row furthest left's face
>>64690888
Wongs vs devlels thread
>>64690828
That's because along with being brown, smelly, and a loser, you are also very stupid.
Stop posting here
>>64690999
>Stop posting here
kek, you know I won't
Reminder Kings are winning the cup this year
>>64690999
Grease btfo
>>64690999
REKT
>>64690999
rekt
>>64691038
>>64691083
>>64691098
yeah, I don't think so
>>64691015
also, this psot
reminder to everyone, don't respond to grease until she pays her denbts
That's right, new jersey shits were head-hunting lar-kun last time. I hope one of their players gets his neck skated over.
>>64690999
nice repeating numerals. seems the gods have backed your statement
>>64691238
dude, this is the general.
>tfw you 'll never be obsessed over someone you don't even know over the internet
feels good
enjoy your life
>>64689804
>go from place with no income tax
>to a place where they'll take over 54% of your earnings
Osti d'épa
>>64691419
>54%
Hot damn
>>64691419
I feel like a guy like that would make more from endorsements than he would playing anyway
oilers will win tonight
>>64691463
yup
>>64691487
In french canadia?
>>64691560
More than he would make in tampon gay from endorsements
>>64691701
too bad maplebucks are literally worthless now
>>64691497
Is JJ legit or is he just a goon who will be sent down once mcdavid is healthy
Did anything relevant happen in the past month or can i stay off /hoc/ forever?
Soon
>>64692049
Nah nothing exciting
>>64692049
you have an elite kraut wasting his talents in edmonton
>>64692084
>wasting his talents
>in edmonton
thats reduntant, m7
>>64691701
>ici Jonathan Drouin pour Hamel Hyundai et Kia
>>64692022
The beautiful people of Ohio
>>64689079
>mfw you just said "beautiful dick" in danish
>>64690920
fucking kek'd
>>64692227
First time hearing it?
>>64692022
I fucking love this guy
>>64690502
>They still have internet in Greese
>>64690535
Neither will you faggots. <3
>>64692285
I haven't seen him at any games this season; I know he's doing other stuff for the team around town, though
>>64689136
Lmfao look at this fuckin dog
>>64689151
Mommy! Mommy! Anon want milky!
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64690920
is that real?
the cane logo part off his belly fat doesnt wabble at all
>snes
>>64692455
Great ponders of life
nbcsn says florida panthers are making hockey in florida exciting again
tampa bay sandwich fags absolutely on suicide watch
I for one look forward to the day when Barkov is the captain of the itty bitty kitties and hoists the cup in front of three dozen fans or so
>>64692653
>>64692032
hes ok, played with rnh and ebs and was a competent linemate
oil really lack open forward spots even before people start coming off IR though
>>64692663
ekblad is a lock for captain in two years
>>64692745
>implying panthers won't have relocated to vegas by then
>>64692653
>Panthers will force the bolts to relocate in your lifetime
remember when boston beat the canadiens at the winterclassic?
dohohohoho
>>64692745
Oh, forgot about him fro a second. Oh well, an A at some point perhaps then.
getting it started early
>kongs
>>64692764
>implying it wont be the islanders in vegas
>>64688931
>irrelevant, broke country and a non-existent country so jealous they have murder fantasies about the U.S.
Sure is loser in here
>>64692850
>>64692764
>implying it wont be the yotes in vegas
what teams gonna pick puljujärvi, laine and co? the draft is confusin. also tommorw/today finlan will winn
>>64692888
stay salty
>>64692913
Laine to Edmonton
>>64692915
Stay worthless and unemployed
I would tell you to pay debnts, but we both know that will never happen
>>64692943
hes been the best of them 4 me. first two games i saw i was thinkin this guy is magic. is aho gonna be drafted too? the one defender for sure but aho??
>>64692913
oilers draft pulju and stick him on mcjesuses wing and they become the next gretzky/kurri
>>64692913
Devils
>>64692960
>Stay worthless and unemployed
I won't
>I would tell you to pay debnts, but we both know that will never happen
true
stay salty
oiler/canes thread please
Reminder to stop responding to sean (grease)
>>64692976
he seems like a centre with his physique
>>64693099
yeah but
>>64693190
are all the yanks too booty blasted to post? /hoc/ ded
>>64692967
Aho isbalready drafted to Carolina
>>64688857
>Another night of blatant refpuck against the snes
I don't even know why I watch this fixed horseshit any more.
>>64693269
just you wait, anon
>the newark satans
>>64693072
reminder that if anyone wants to fuck, they know where your mom lives.
half of edmontons defense cannot complete a pass
god help us
I don't know how New Jersey is allowed to get away with playing such boring, shitty hockey
>>64693375
Kind of like how Grease gets away with being such a shitty debt ridden landfill, what is up with that?
>>64693375
5 measily seasons ago they were the best the east had to offer......
.....and they lost to the >kongs. the east will literally never recover
>caring about teenage hockey
edmonton and carolina just went a whole period without either team getting one single scoring chance
how do we fix this shit sport?
>status
UNHASSLED
t. Hoffman
>>64693539
Am I fucking dreaming or did that actually just happen?
>>64693269
Make up call for that power play goal. Why are NHL refs so shit
>>64693580
well seeing as it is 2-1 and they are getting outshot as per usual
seems real to me
>>64693508
make rink size of soccer field
use small field hockey sticks
have 10 skaters
>>64693508
>multipuck baka desu senpai :^)
>>64693464
they are better games than mens. lots goals and personal skills on show. also future super stars
>>64692911
>not the Vegas Nordiques
>>64693932
french canada would literally declare war on the USA
then we could liberate you guys from that cuck PM
>>64693997
Nah, only Quebec city fags care about the Nordiques.
>>64693997
>>64693508
Allowing back draws
3 points a victory and 1 point a draw
Adopting IIHF rules
boooooooooooby ryan
Looking forward to being called a bandwagoner this year. Cry Canadian hockey fans cry.
>>64693508
4x4
Praise be based Jagr for he is based
>>64694203
What kind of 4x4?
>>64694288
New one every game, park it near the net like the Islels do
>>64694318
Pilots aren't 4x4s.
>that faggot behind the Ottawa bench with the Survey Corps sweater
>>64694349
I'm just comparing where to put it
>tfw easy gold against Russia
USA should have won for some challenge desu
No one in Finland want Pulju or Laine to go to a canadian team. They dont want either, there was this interview done a few months back.
Goddamn it Canada, why cant you have any good teams, stacking on those first rounders
>>64694561
i hope russia wins just so all of the shitposting nations get btfo
>>64694561
>USA
>challenge
Remember the Olympics
>>64694594
hearty lel/10
>>64694561
We just wanted you to have some joy in your sad, dark lives for once
>>64694594
Nobody can get truly BTFO anymore since the quarter finals are over
>>64694623
gold or bust tbqh
BOBBY FUCKING RYAN!
EAT SHIT, ST. LOUIS. SIX FUCKING YEARS.
wow this snes-bloos OT
ebin
>booooooooooooby ryan
gg bloos
>>64694587
Believe me nobody here wants either Finnish bust shitting up thier team
Are the Devils elite?
Being a canucks fan, what am i supposed to do?
>>64694924
An hero
>>64694881
>>64694917
No but the panthers are.
>>64694924
riot
>>64694924
be like kippers and kill yourself
>rags
>>64694980
Did she really?
>>64694924
>>64694974
Pretty much yeah
>>64694995
yes
also,
>she
>>64694995
>she
probably not but one can dream
>>64695036
>>64695042
It was a dude the whole time? I thought people found her tumblr and what not and it was just an ugly chinese
>>64694664
>lesser hockey nations don't grasp this
You know, we have pretty high standards in Canada when it comes to this shit.
>>64695108
that you care about teenage hockey at all is the funny part
>>64688931
Is this from the Beast of War? That was a good movie.
>>64695108
glad you have international tournaments to cheer for, because your best players leave that frozen shithole as soon as they are offered a contract
>>64695165
youre the only one here who doesnt care about teenage hockey
dont fucking reply to me unless youre contributing to the thread
quick post kippers ass while shes not around
>>64694980
>>64695267
What the fuck is a kippers
>>64695341
>being new
fuck off
>>64695267
I've still seen no definitive proof that that's hers.
>>64695386
it was plucked from >her camsite, i dont see how it could be anyone elses
>oilers/canes goes to OT in a 0-0 tie
>>64695450
christ what a horrible game its been
>60 minute game
0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, goys
>Iggy scores #600
>Kongs absolutely BTFO
I can sleep happy.
>>64695465
But scoring is evil! If you don't love games where nothing happens go watch apehoop!
oilers win!
oilers win!
Sexyra!!
>>64695516
Same bruh, bout to have a victory fap
>>64695522
Get rid of offsides, expand the neutral zone, and bring back the two line pass rule instead.
There. I've fixed hockey.
>>64695359
K
The panthers are better than your team.
>>64695662
Look, another part of Florida has suddenly discovered that hockey exists!
>>64695662
florida panhandlers pls go
>>64695662
are you the first panthers bandwagoner? You should go to some games and help out that attendance.
>>64695651
>>64695662
Reminder that Florida had NO fans before 2016
>>64695750
>>64695716
>>64695713
>>64695684
Been going to games since the inaugural season. Also I live in Ft Lauderdae not pleb ass panhandle.
tcw you wake up in the morning and sucky murrica sucked against. 2-1 SUCKIT MURCA!!!1
>>64695783
Did you ever ask your dad why the all-you-can-eat buffet didn't have tables?
>>64695783
4chan is 18+ website, you look about 10 years old
>>64695810
c пoбeдoй :)
>>64695810
i wish russia would post here more often desu
>>64695810
>>64695810
>>64695259
>dont fucking reply to me unless youre contributing to the thread
>>>/tv/
>>64695810
You woke up in Russia
You lose
>>64695846
Yeah but I suck dick like I'm 21
>>64695783
>florida panther
>florida panhandler
>pan>
http://fuldans.se/?v=xapeifcwtg
Enjoy yourselves tonight /hoc/.
>>64695651
>Get rid of offsides, expand the neutral zone,
Getting rid of offsides kills the neutral zone.
>>64696035
what the shit is this
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