Rafa Benitez, fired
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>Rafa Benítez has been given his marching orders at Real Madrid.
>Florentino Pérez dismissed the coach early on Monday afternoon, with Zinedine Zidane poised to take the step up from B-team Castilla in order to assume the reins.
> An official announcement confirming these changes is expected imminently.
source:http://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2016/01/04/568a86f522601d46378b4616.html
Is there a worse club than Real Madrid?
>>64681950
>that hairstyle
JUST
Pls bring back mou for an optimum of comedy gold
>>64681950
IT'S HAPPENING
>JUST FLORENTINO MY SHIT UP, FÄM
>Perez in september: Benitez is the best coach I've ever had
>Fired not even 4 months later
When will it stop?
>Zidane
AHAHAHH
this is going to be hilarious
say goodbye to that reputation
BASED GARY NEV
EPL DOES IT AGAIN
>have to shoehorn muh BBC in the first XI
>isco and hamez get pissed
>dressing room revolt
>sacked
poor guy never had a chance
>yfw Mourinho is the new coach
>>64681950
>Zidane, Neville and possibly Giggs managing clubs
What a time to be alive.
Zidane is fucked desu
>>64681950
Was Unai Emery ever realistically considered to be appointed the next non-interim coach of Madrid?
I know Flo is mercurial, but Emery seems a natural candidate: knows the league, steps up from Sevilla/Valencia tier, and is an able tactician.
>>64682031
>blaming attackers for shit defending
>Zidane's assistant will be Solari
kek
Penaldo to PSG confirmed
>>64682059
he had the choice to get experience at bordeaux first before they decided to go for sagnol
he won't be able to control the players' egos
Florentino don't know shit about football. it's not even a surprise.
>>64682074
He seems a perfect fit for Sevilla.
Why sacrifice that to be abused and dumped by Real Madrid?
Yes they're a bigger club but money isn't everything.
>>64682079
CB's being exposed because of kroos playing as DM is his fault
fullbacks getting exposed because ronaldo and ronaldo lite refuse to track back isn't
>>64682099
He will blame anything but shits
>>64682116
I too think he has a great thing going at Sevilla, especially considering how Mestalla turned on him toward the end of his Valencia tenure.
Just wanted to know if there was ever appeal from Madrid's end – if they even looked outside of the "name-brand" coaches not named Guardiola.
>>64682108
I wonder how many times they could have won CL in the last decade with someone competent.
MADRIDISTA MELTDOWN
RAFA BTFO
zinedine "worse than busquets" zidane's time to not do much better than rafa except for actually having a midfield
Fucking knew he wouldnt last till CL RO16.Why the fuck would you hire a guy that failed at a club smaller than yours?
>ÁCIDO
>>64682291
>Zidane as manager
So can Real finish top 4 this season?
TSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64682323
Nope, top 6 maybe
>>64682291
What has Zidane done to deserve this?
Can't wait for Marca and AS to try and push Zidane to be their Guardiola when he'll end up being their Seedorf or Inzaghi
>>64681950
ÁCIDO
C
I
D
O
>>64682432
Is there anything this guy can't do ?
HOLY FUCK I'M SO HYPE
He set benitez to fail so he can create the perfect narrative for the GOAT to take the helm and win the treble.
This is our year lads, I can feel it
>>64682543
>Halal Madrid as first real managerial job
what could go wrong?
>>64681950
THE TSU MEME IS OVER
MOURINHO IS COMING BACK
If I was a top-tier manager I wouldn't take the Madrid for no money in the world desu senpai.
>Be Zidane
>Learn methods from Mourinho
>Learn methods from Ancelotti
>Learn methods (on how not to manage) from Benitez
>Learn methods from Guardiola
>played under numerous legendary coaches
>pretty much played a player/manager role in france 2006 push to WC Finals
>knows the club in and out
>managed the youth team
>respected by all the players and is considered an idol by many of them
>kept benzema and varane at the club
The time of the GOAT has returned
>>64682432
>be coach of the best club
>bad thing
>>64681950
too soon
>>64682629
go away florentino, you're drunk
Who will halal play in the ro16?
>>64682664
Rome
>>64682623
i would desu, the blame wouldn't fall solely on you even if you did fuck up because of the culture surrounding the club
>>64682655
Ya hay miedo de la culerada ,buena cosa
>>64682680
Shame it isn't juve. I doubt they'll choke against roma
>>64682734
They almost choke against schalke last year.
HIRE MORE PRETTY BOYZ!
>>64682628
>Learn methods (on how not to manage) from Benitez
So that's why Perez hired him, huh? I guess he isn't such a bad chap after all.
Welcome back Mou!
>Rafa found out in news reports and not via Real Madrid
Such a shit club
>>64682731
>tercerones
>>64682938
>sack a manager because the players hate him
>bring back another manager who has been sacked because the players hated him
>Madrid will be an irrelevant club in my lifetime
>>64682734
>outchoking Roma
Only neverkusen menaged that and it was very close
>>64682858
Yeah, but it was Carlo they had at the helm to turn things around.
>>64683041
Halal, like Manure, just makes way too much money to ever become truly irrelevant.
At least in this decade. Some 10-15 years without a title will diminish any club.
Right Wonga?
>>64682079
>unironically responding to an indian with the word "shit"
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>Zidane
This could potentially be worse. We're in for a rough season.
>>64683190
Perez has already given up on this season. Barca will cruise in a landslide.
who's ready for another 5-0 at camp nou?
ZIDANE SAL DEL BANQUILLO
Don't worry guys, this time will be the right one.
Have you ever let you down?
Trust me.
>>64683282
>5-0
If it wasn't for Munir it would've been 0-5 in Madrid.
It might be 7-0 next time
JUST
>>64682628
lelbanon does it again
>>64683254
>doubting simeone
>>64682628
>>Learn methods from Guardiola
huh?
>>64683344
>Munir El Haddadi Mohamed
Sounds like a Real Madrid supporter (and German citizen)
>gary neville's face when he got rafa fired
also, I called both the sacking and zidane getting the job a few months ago.
>>64683408
>I called both the sacking and zidane getting the job a few months ago.
u must be very smart : - )
>>64683344
nothing could have been as perfect as pique scoring the 5th in the bernabeu. of course it's a madrileño that fucked it up.
I'll enjoy watch him flop
>>64683406
my wifes boyfriend is named Munir
>>64683402
Zidane studied for a bit under Guardiola at Buyern in 13/14.
>>64683421
thanks for your support spain. you're up early for a monday.
>>64683430
>learned how to do nothing with 60% ball possesion
>learned how to get cucked by counter attacks
>>64683471
epic bantel
>Shit Liga
Real Madrid website can't load
IT'S HAPPENING
>>64683408
Are you actually looking for praise in an anonymous Mongolian manga sharing forum?
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
>>64683517
Press conference when?
LEL LIGA
>>64683522
I'm posting here in the first place. I'll take anything I can get.
>>64683525
WORN OUT FECES
Benitez may have fucked up but he was a manager with many years of experience and success. Zidane is the friend of Floren. We are fucked.
>we
>>64683572
>we
how many RM shares do you own, family?
>>64683586
have you checked the flag? he might be flo's banker, familia
>>64683572
>we
Which part of Middle East are you from, m8?
>>64683611
>>64683586
he's swiss, he might be rich
don't tell anyone lads but I'm about to be named the next manager of Real Madrid haha
>>64683633
You're already shitting up Valencia.
unfortunately guys I have this feeling this is going to go well for real
rafa already fucked the season up, so unless zidane loses every single fucking game, it'll probably be some kind of moderate success for him in his first bit as manager
then, next year, bolstered by some good signings, he adapts a trademark laissez-faire coaching style with resounding success
also at the time, messi is permacrocked, suarez is suspended for punching somebody and neymar is being courted by every club in europe; real buttfucks them 5-1 in the clasico and real is back on their feet
>>64683633
can I be your assistant please?
>>64683645
this
>>64683633
shut up Giggs, Van Gaal is having another meltdown and you're needed in the press room
>>64683633
hello mou
>>64683633
Is Becks in Britain now?
>>64683647
>FloPer
>good signings
Pick one and only one.
Everything Halal needs (CB, DM, RB) is everything Uncle Perez won't buy. With some luck he'll buy TheGea but that's it.
>>64683696
He bought Danilo.
RIP Rafa, it was never meant to be 2bh, you are still a Liverlel-tier manager
>>64683727
Neither Danilol nor Carvajal are world-class and you know it.
RB has been Halal's weak spot since Salgado/young Ramos' days.
>>64683755
>carvajal
>not world class
ayyyy
>inb4 his wife chatting shit again
>>64683755
>Neither Danilol nor Carvajal are world-class and you know it.
both got rekt by Nerman in the past clasicos
Danilo was eaten alive in november
and they were teammates at Santos, lel
>>64683786
>he thinks Carvajal is world class
Laughing+Azpilicueta.bmp
India is right, meanwhile you faggots make every excuse possible for the special whining conspiracy one
>>64683822
>he doesn't think carvajal is world class
>>64682858
They had Carlos "brilliant at cups shit at leagues" Ancelotti.
>>64683863
Sounds like a perfect fit for Buyern (and PSG, foolish to let him go)
I remember reading long ago that Zidane didn't have a manager license and got in trouble because of that, does he have one now?
>>64683254
>doubting le Ron Perl man
>>64683862
Carvalhal can't even put Danilo on the bench.
>>64681950
RAFA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>64683936
I honestly don't know, I haven't watched a madrid match since the classico
>sack litarally hundred of coaches
>keep the same group of cancerous players
Gee, I wonder why the team is so shit
>>64683888
>mfw a yuro had to pay for a manager license near me
>FLÁCIDO
press conference in 45 bings
adios, rafa
I really disliked Benitez, so I am completely fine with this.
Let's hope Zidane doesn't drown...
>This thread is now a sticky
TYBM
>>64684274
>mods
>based
KEK
Just in time to free him up for the man u job
>put a guy that has only managed a mediocre team of children in charge of the first team
What could possibly go wrong?
They just wanted Mourinho back, right?
is zidane even doing a good job with castilla? i dont follow much of the spanish third division.
so benitez to manure right
>>64684415
>not following the third division of a league which is shit outside the top 2-3
>not being a casual
>>64684362
B-but Zidane won La Décima
>>64684415
>5 out of 20 last season
>2 out of 20 this season
Surprisingly not that bad
>>64683090
they are also 600million in debt and have to keep spending to stay where they are
>>64684439
benitez to nowhere, he's a shit coach.
>>64681950
what a fucking circus real madrid has become
We Did It /sp/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQI1calzYQ
>>64684526
Their annual revenue is over 520m.
Paying 600m in a 10-15yr period is not that much for RM.
Besides the spanish gvt would never allow them to go bankrupt, they'd get privileges and date extensions until the end of time.
>>64683471
walk on, hiro
>>64684576
>Their annual revenue is over 520m.
Now include what they spend each year.
>>64684586
I'll walk on into malaysia and invade you again.
>>64684665
JAPANESE IMPERIALISM IS ON THE RISE
>>64684665
go on. i need a happening here anyway
>>64684665
>>64683936
He injured you fucking twat
whats all this talk about farting
>>64681950
I'd pinch his cheeks and let him fail my team
He has chubby cheeks
wait wait wait
Real fans are ACTUALLY happy about this?
their club is being handed to a amateur and they celebrate?
you're lucky you drew Roma in the CL Ro16, any other team would knock you out 100%
>>64684493
Don't forget castilla has a much better and expensive team than their competitors
>>64684949
It literally cannot get any worse.
>5 (five) points out of 18 against the 6 biggest spanish teams
>>64685007
that's what United said after Moyes
>>64685007
>implying
look at Chelsea, that is failure
you're third 4-5 points from the top, you whiny bitch
not defending Rafa btw, that was a retarded appointment
this is even worse though
>>64685007
After seeing manure's last seasons I think it can get much worse
>>64685054
>>64685058
I'd rather get 6th than watch another match of constant crossing. This is a case of removing the tumor before it's too late, it's blatantly obvious that none of the players respected that fat fuck, and it's just damage control from now on.
Sadly, removing the tumor won't get rid of the cancer that is Perez
Zidane won us the CL
I think Perez must have a top manager in the sidelines besides Zidane, probably Mourinho. I don't believe he would get rid of Benitez otherwise. Who would manage halal next season if Zidane did a complete shit job until the end of the season?
It looks like Halal just try to give us the biggest amount of laughs possible. This year is gonna be epic.
DON'T INJURE BALE
FUCKING START ON TIME
Btw now is Aziz a manager of a team that has Fly Emirates on shirt and play on Abu Dhabi stadium and removed the cross from their badge. Insallah brothers.
>>64683041
Just like the Brazilian NT.
stream here:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/rafa-benitez-sacked-live-updates-7115327
looks to be starting now
Old farts coming out, announcement imminent
Allahu Ackbar! Real Madrid is now led by a glorious prophet of football. There is no other halal team but Madrid.
IT'S HAPPENING
ZIDANE
OFFICIAL = SACKED
>Zizou in the crowd
CONFIRMED
more millions spent on sacking managers lel
>Hard decision, specially for me, to sack Benitez, the new manager is Zidane
Flopper looking for his Poop. Flopper failing hard
kill yourself Perez
Thanks God I learned Spanish before. He speaks so slowly for a Spaniard. Fuck Andalusians.
>ZIDANE ZIDANE ZIDANE
Goodnight sweet prince
who is worse
perez or woodward
Zidane is hella nervous
>fat spanish wanker
How does Real Madrid fans feel about this? I honestly don't think Zidane will be any better than Benitez.
>porque PARA TI la palabra imposible no existe
pfffff. Hey, Zizou speaks pretty well
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
ZIZOU
ZITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is Zidane White?
INSHALLAH
>When he plays Isco
GET FUCKED MANCHESTER HE'S STAYING HERE.
>>64685666
It doesn't matter, Benitez needed to go. Zidane will get replaced this summer, and the cleansing of the locker room will hopefully happen
>>64685684
>Algerian
No
>>64685666
The only experience he has is failing miserably coaching the B team.
>>64685684
about as white as the whitest Argentinian
>>64685667
he's lived here half his life
>>64685688
It's not like any team in the world can take any players away from Madrid anyway.
>>64685684
He's bald
Somewhere in Madrid Rafa is eating his poor little heart out.
>>64685632
That's good learning other languages, you have no idea how that's looked down upon in this shithole. I'm learning it myself
https://twitter.com/sidlowe/status/684088116764897280
The islamization of R. Madrid is almost complete.
Which players should R. Madrid buy now? Which should fire?
>in b4 Hazard in
>in b4 Cherysev out
>>64685719
Ye, but we have a lot of people who live like most of their life in Germany and speak almost no German. Same with French allahu akhbars sometimes.
Besides, footballers are hardly the ones who want to make the biggest effort to learn a language. IIRC Suarez couldn't tie in 2 words properly in English even after a year or how much. Pathetic
>>64685737
>What? You're learning another language? Thats Unamerian heathen spic kraut frog jap wop etc etc.
>>64685746
>that first response
strong kek
>>64685737
It will be your country's official language in 30 years.
>halal madrid
>Spanish "Primera" Division
>There's only two teams
>>64685667
his wife is andalusian
![166986[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4m16JRk.jpg "166986[1].jpg")
>>64685761
you're right about many not learning languages, like Bale, but Suárez speaks english and dutch. Zidane probably had it easy with spanish knowing french
>>64685728
pic related
Benitez results aren't bad enough to justify this, the players got him sacked for sure. They didn't like him from the first day and leaving cunts like James and Isco on the bench didn't help.
Zidane seems to have the respect of all the players and the media so as long as his results aren't terrible he will have a lot more credit.
Now Hamez can play again. Have fun managing a midtable club at Serie A, Rafa
>>64685847
I mean when a player is playing at Madrid, unless they want to sell it's impossible.
>>64685815
>atletico madrid in first position
>>64685815
Atletico and Barcelona right?
>>64685818
He just got his kids more moorish than before.
cucked.
>>64685749
Mahez obviously
>>64685875
Villareal one point behind Halal
>>64685772
t. David Chang
>>64685761
Not a footballer but Schumacher (rest in potato) didnt speak Italian for shit despite being at Ferrari for years
>>64685749
Ribery
lel marca saying Zidane has more merit than Poop because he takes the team in a worst situation. Fooking delusional halalfags
>>64685818
>>64685847
>>64685850
>>64685875
>>64685876
>>64685880
>>64685889
>>64685941
what part of liga are you from?
benitez never had a chance
RAQQA BENITEZ HAD A HARD LIFE.
F.
>>64685941
Del Bosque had more merit than those both faggots together back then, you catacuck
oh shitt niggas
the french GOAT is back at long last
prepare your assholes
Is all this just because he's fat?
>>64685967
>>64685952
BUT NOW YOU SAY IT'S OVER AND I'M FALLING APART
come on Madrid
>>64686011
Kinda, yes. Not marketable enough.
>>64686005
Platini is still banned m8
>>64686011
Maybe . . .
>>64685997
No he did not. You guys still need to wear diapers to hold in your shit after the anal raping Poop did to your team.
>>64686011
Yes, fat beta cucks like Benitez don't command enough respect to manage a locker room full of egos.
Are you ready for the inevitable Zidane vs Donaldo falling out?
>the year is 2014+2
>Real Mad's manager still isn't Brendan "Character" "Self-taught" Rodgers
Real Madrid is kill.
DENNIS BERGKAMP WHEN LADS?
>>64686075
Underrated post
When Perez dies will be greatest moment in Madrid's history.
>moyes
when?!
>>64681950
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
How long until ZiGOAT heems some cunt who thinks he's hard?
everyone is certain players need to go
out the starting XI, who needs to go?
>>64686992
easy.
ramos, cr7, pepe, maybe isco, benzema if someones offering for a soon to be in jail player
What's chiringuito gonna say about this?
>>64687025
that ramos renewal this summer is going to bite florentino in the ass
>>64687038
Villarato.
>>64687038
Retratado.
>>64687038
exclusiva
>Muslim club hires Muslim manager
POTTERY
Man I really hope Zidane films himself having a gay sex orgy with 10 young boys from the youth team and intentionally leaves the tape inside Benzemas locker and Benzema finds it.
I hope that fucking Algerian cunt Benzema sits at home watching the video speaking on his mobile phone to his drug dealer Algerian cousins, telling them to delay the next massacre in the streets of Paris because he has found a video that will help them fund it, licking his lips, dreaming of blackmailing Zizou. Watching the tape as Zizou forces some young player so cum all over his bald head while he masturbates, watching Zizou give one of the youngsters an Italian dictionary and telling them to insult his sister whilst he cries and pleasures himself in the corner.
I hope that Benzema comes to training the next day hyped and excited and tells the entire dressing room to gather round before taking the disc out of his locker. I hope that Zizou looks him in the eyes and tells him
''Is that the tape of my gay orgy?''
I hope the entire squad gasps as Zizou calmy walks over to Benzema and headbutts him in the chest before picking up the disc and telling him that he is transfer listed because Madrid want to sign Valbuena. Hopefully Benzema would end up playing in the UAE or something where he would finally be among his homosexually repressed brothers in Islam.
>>64688127
Oh look, another stupid fagot fishing for le ebin "look how weird and randumb he is xD, so bunny xD"
Let me tell you something. You're not.
France is the best at multiculturalism.
Their best football stars are all from Africa.
>>64682731
Chupala culerdo
>>64688127
>>64688127
Go to sleep Valbuena you're drunk.
>>64688127
you really thought about that
This is going to be like Seedorf at Milan, right?
>>64688200
Or it could be like Poop at Qatarlona
Who the fuck knows?
>>64688166
he's unironically not a rabbit paco
