FIRST IT WAS SMETH MAGIC, NOW IT'S THE COPYPASTA MAGIC
GET IN HERE AND SEE IF YOUR TEAM QUALIFIES FOR A DOSE OF KC MEME MAGIC TO USE THIS NFL POSTSEASON
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64676464
Texans 21 Chiefs 18
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>>64676464
Not going to be surprised when this team doesn't even make it to AFCCG
Chargers fan here. I am rooting for you redneck fucks but only because Smeth is a San Diego native
I don't really give a fuck about the Chiefs, I just am a Smeth fan.
based Chiefs copy pasta.
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>>64676464
>mfw all the texans qbs get concussions and Nick Novack leads them to victory in a 90 yard game winning TD drive
SMETH for MVP
Smeth is biggest game manager of all time. That's not necessarily a bad thing, as it works in your favor. Just sad seeing his career being reduced to a stand-in player.
Give Alex back please.
The Chiefs truely are God's team. KC is taking the owl this year. It doesn't matter how good they are this is destiny. We took the world series and we are taking this too.
How does it feel knowing you will lose to the Texans and that a real team will win the owl?
It's happening
>>64678250
Thank you based Smeth.
>>64680265
You have that much faith in New England?
>>64676464
Despite the fact that this is attempting to jinx, no matter the outcome of next week, the copypasta is unable to be proven wrong because of Charles going down. That won't stop the shitposting of this this Saturday when they lose.
He has looked like a young Mike Vick lately.
Alex finished just 2 rushing yards short of 500 for the season (but still a career high), ranking 4th among QBs. Cam was first with 636 yards, then Taylor (568), Wilson (553) and Rodgers (344) rounding out the top 5. Rushing first downs for QBs: Cam 56, Wilson 31, Alex 30, Taylor 28, Bortles 23. Alex really stepped up his running over the last 9 games, averaging 41.6 yards per game and an insane 7.06 yards per rush.
memes will bring kc the superb owl
I love memes
