>4-12
what went wrong?
>>64672083
Need a QB that's not injury prone
>>64672083
they went 12-4 last year so they had to go 4-12 this year so they would be at a total of 16-16 over the past two seasons
>>64672121
>>64672121
Of course.
>>64672083
>>64672083
couldnt even beat out the chargers for the 3rd pick
>owner = idiot manchild
>gm =doesn't know shit about football, constantly interferes with the team
>qb = fragile as fuck
>coach = bitchboy figure head for the idiot gm
Basically fucked from the top down
>>64672121
>>64672083
the offensive playbook was tony romo.
>>64672121
It's literally like going 8-8, AGAIN
>>64672169
LOL what... the Cowboys won a playoff game in 2015... What retard made this pic?
>>64672459
sec level intelligence
>roll tide
>>64672121
>>64672358
NOOO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
2014-2015 was flukey. Literally ecerything went right. This year everything went wrong. The Cowboys are somewhere in between last season and this season, in the 8-8 to 10-6 range.
I hope they don't draft and ruin Myles jack
>>64672121
8-8 times two!!!
>>64672629
If Goff or Lynch is there they'll draft him.
>>64672708
Neither of those guys is ready
romo died
>>64672742
It's a good fucking thing they don't have to start right away, then. Romo has about three years left, more than enough time for the new QB to get ready.
>>64672898
Romo doesn't have any years left. He will get injured in preseason or in the first few games. He is frail now
>>64672083
We built our offense around Romo. So when he goes out we're left with a incomplete offense. Our defense was actually good this year but since our offense wasn't on the field allot they get tired and can't close in games.
>>64672083
>tfw no 8-8
>>64672121
>we went double 8-8
MOTHERFUCKER
draft a qb pls
How long before Johnny football leaves cleveshit and wears the silver and blue
Let Demarco Murray the reason why the team was so good last year go for worthless divashit Dez Bryant.
>>64672121
>FOREVER 8-8
KEK
>>64672169
>WC vs Detroit
>Week 1 vs Giants
>preseason against Houston if we want to be super technical even if the game doesn't count
>equals 1 win
That BAMA education.
>>64672554
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
>>64672554
>>64674960
>tfw Jar Jar Abrams managed to make a worse movie than the prequels
>>64672121
check those cowboys double dubs
it was a tribute to this
>>64672121
>40-40 over the last five seasons
THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF MEDIOCRITY
>>64675005
Not to derail the thread, but I somewhat agree. TFA is a more competent film than the prequels, but at least the prequels had original ideas. TFA is a blatant soft reboot of a ANH.
>>64675130
I got one even better:
1997: 6-10
1998: 10-6
1999: >8-8
2000: 5-11
2001: 5-11
2002: 5-11
2003: 10-6
2004: 6-10
2005: 9-7
2006: 9-7
2007: 13-3
2008: 9-7
2009: 11-5
2010: 6-10
2011: >8-8
2012: >8-8
2013: >8-8
2014: 12-4
2015: 4-12
Total (19 seasons) : 152-152
Seasonal average: >8-8
>Literal mediocrity for almost 20 years
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
Jerry Jones and his meat puppet "coach"
>>64672121
>>64675488
>The city of Dallas
Ayy lmao
>>64675488
JUST
>>64672083
Jerrah is crazier than Ald Avis
>>64675488
Being a Cowboys fan is difficult
>>64675488
>>64672121
>>64675488
>perennial 8-8
>2-7 in the playoffs since the triplets last won an owl
Hysterical
as a cowboys fan fuck all yll
>>64672121
>>64675488
>even the last post numbers are 50:50
>>64672121
>>64672358
>>64675488
>DALLAS
>Too many divas
>Too much reliance on Tony Romo
>GM/Owner is an old fuck who was successful in the 90s but hasn't done anything good since (the George Lucas of sports)
>losing culture
>largest casual fanbase in all of sports
>>64672898
romo has butter bones
>>64675488
>cowboy doubles
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
nothing, this was a blessing in disguise, we will draft the final missing puzzle piece to our Super Bowl team with this high pick
>>64672121
The curse of our 8-8 mediocrity is real..
>>64674463
Manziel isn't fit to work in a hardware store...he's a fucking spoiled kid who will likely die in a car wreck if he keeps playing with fire
>>64675488
My God this might be the funniest cowboys related thing I have ever seen
>>64675488
>88 dubs
LMAO
>>64672083
Gambled that we could get Adrian Peterson in the offseason
Tony Romo died
Also we have a really shitty coach that is incapable of making adjustments or any sort of abstract thinking in general
>>64675005
>>64675224
you're both fucking retarded
>>64675488
Just came back to shitpost
>8-8
>>64675488
>All this butthurt
>>64675488
Stats will always be more hilarious than any meme, because with stats you may be able to ignore it, but it doesn't change the fact its right
>>64675488
19 years is just a weird statistical set. Why not an even 20 year history? What was the record in '96?
>>64672708
Goff maybe but not lynch. Not at 4 at least.
>>64675488
>those doubles
>this post
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAS ONE TEAM EVER BEEN THIS BLOWN THD FUCK OUT BEFORE?
>>64672121
>>64672121
This fucking guy...
>>64675488
>>64672083
WE DUN NEED MURRAY AM I RIGHT GUYS?
AND CASSEL IS BEST THAN WEEDEN R-RIGHT
>>64684715
Murray is garbage as fuck. Worst thing Chip Kelly ever did
>>64684715
you realize that Run DMC had more yards than murray on this season and he wasnt even a starter until about week 6
>>64675488
this is American version of a 7-1 get
>>64687566
Wtf is 7-1
>>64675488
Bumpin for >8-8 get
>>64672121
>>64675488
>>64675488
>American's Team
>>64687235
That's the funny shit, McFadden was always a good RB but his health was always in question, of course this year he's great and in good health and Dalass is shit yet again lel
