it don't matter, none of this matters
THE 2016 SHIT BOWL
welp im still watching it
Still gonna watch. Nothing else to do
the cbs game in my area is stoolers vs. browns, so....
>tfw you can chill all game
is jerry gonna fire garrett?
the receiver motioning in that route brought Breeland, the tackler, right in front of McFadden. Is that really supposed to happen?
>>64648178
Fox game is bungles. CBS is Browns vs steelers. Ohio sucks for NFL
>>64648209
No cause he wants a yes man.
>>64648267
*motioning in that play
>>64648291
>>64648209
>Jerry
>making smart decisions
Pick one
Seriously, Kellen Who is playing right now?
Kellen Moore is shit
how do we fix the cowboys?
>Moore
>this game
>>64648549
Everyone is shit. Might as well give the dude experience
>>64648557
Kill Jerry Jones
>>64648557
>implying they need to be fixed
they're perfect right now pham
I'm here. Lets do this one more time.
go redskins!
nice
C R O W D E R
JAMESON CROWDER SEC SPEED
TOUCHDOWN REDSKINS
even though the game means nothing, I hope cowboys get cockslapped by 50 points
good shit to be honest family
K I R K
I
R
K
>WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
>WE DEM BOYZ
>>64648687
>50 points
you'll be lucky if both teams together score 14 points
>cowgirls fans nowhere to be found
what happened family? I thought you fangays weren't bandwagoners?
>first Redskins QB to throw a TD in every game
>4,000 yards passing
>traditional pocket passer
do we finally have the first true, consistently-healthy franchise QB since Sonny bros?
>>64648802
Still here senpai.
Are there any routes in the redskins playbook that go beyond 5 yards of the line of scrimmage? No wonder Cousins completion % is through the fucking roof.
Anyone else live in Virginia?
804 reporting in
>>64648807
>franchise QB
>not signed past this year
>>64648802
Right here fám
>>64648838
>this asspain accumulation
based t-will
>>64648705
Yea we are, come fuckin talk to me next year when Dez and Romo are healthy, we draft Ezekilel Elliot with our #1 draft pick, sign Hardy to a dirt cheap extension and were steamrolling the NFL
Fuckin 8-7 Redskins have a lot of nerve talkin shit, you'll be back in the basement next year
Also washington DC is 90%black so fuck you nigger, I literally hope Kurt Cousins fuckin dies or gets paralyzed
You'll lose your first playoff game, niggerskins will never get an owl
>>64648838
>that go beyond 5 yards of the line of scrimmage?
cousins can't throw it any farther
>>64648858
>thinking he won't be
>>64648881
>>64648881
>romo healthy
kek
>sign Hardy to a dirt cheap extension
i knew cowfags were delusional, i just didn't know they were this delusional
>>64648838
>beyond 5 yards of the line of scrimmage
>Desean Jackson is one of his receivers
goddamnit injuries....
Lol yesss a seriously injured redskin player
PHIL
Cowboys kill another one
>>64648881
settle down turbo
skins fans know the team sucks and we're just enjoying our moment in the sun
dude just had a seizure from that hit ouch
>>64647969
>not naming the thread "Cowboys & Indians"
Weak, anon. Just weak.
>>64648897
are you sure?
everything i've read is that the redskins don't want to give him franchise qb money
Thats what you get when you lead with your helmet. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>64648949
Fuck you we need healthy players
>I actually don't know who that guy even is
They're going to open a mourge in New Cowboys Stadium
>>64648881
The only team I could see getting Hardy cheap is the Panthers because it is blatantly obvious he never wanted to leave and the coaches and players want him back. I just don't see the owner allowing it. If he does however Hardy could easily end up back in Carolina.
>>64648970
Oh look everyone, it's the average Canadian Patriots/Seahawks/Lions/Giants/Bills/Redskins/Raptors/Warriors/Cavs/Lakers fan
Fuck off shit face
>Interception
I'm likin' this game so far.
>>64649011
they'll at least give in the franchise tag and eventually work something out
yay defense!
PICKED OFF
Does Dallas not know the meaning of investing in a backup QB?
COWBOYS "fans" KILL YOURSELVES
Who was he aiming for
>Kellen Moore
lol
>The dilapidated warehouse of the Cowgirls.
Jason Garrett fucking sucks so bad
>>64649094
>paying cousins > $18,000,000 a year
'no'
>>64649103
They're getting Goff next year fampai
>the gaping anus of dallASS
>>64649109
The big guy
>>64649103
they shipped him to the Texans
>>64649097
He might kill himself at this rate
YOU LIKE THAT
Holy shit what a throw. Just came in this thread to say the redskins are looking like the real deal
Does dallas have a qb that can throw past line of scrimmage?
Btw KIRK FUCKING COUSINS HAHAHAHA
>>64649103
That would imply that Jerry Jones is making smart moves. He all about "muh ROMO"
GARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
FUCK YEAH COUSINS HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL
THAT FUCKING CATCH
D R A G O N
Damn. Cousins and Garcons both just stylin' on the Cowboys right now.
HOLY FUCK DAT KIRK
HOLY FUCK DAT PASS
HOLY FUCK DAT CATCH
>>64649197
>are looking like the real deal
you do realize you're playing the cowboys, right?
Garcon shoved that guy out of bounds. Anyone see that shit?
it's a redskins jerkfest senpai, gather round
>>64649073
Shut up, nobody wants to play for a shitty fluke team with a bunch of hills have eyes mountain man hick fans
>>64648737
>Already 14 points before the 1st quarter ends
I bet you feel smart right now.
When did Cousin's become elite?
>the landover maryland r******s
>>64649281
Week 8 2bh senpai
>>64649302
>the Arlington Texas Cowshits
>>64649281
the comeback against tampa
Wonder if Moore has small hands or something, he was insanely accurate with the college ball.
>>64649223
You post this fuckin image 50 times every thread and have been doing it for years, you know spamming is a rule violation right? This place has rules this ain't the Wild West, and I'm not just doing this because I'm a "salty" Cowboys fan, you're ruining the integrity of this board
>mfw people think Dallas was really going to try and win this game
Early round draft pick here we come.
>>64649362
AHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELVES
>>64649373
Fuck that game.
>cowboys
spaghetti
FUMBLE LMFAO
Top kek
>>64649362
>>64649302
>the 2016 schitzo bowl
>Horse teeth
Cassel when?
>the burning favela of dallas
>fumble
>they are paid big monies to do that
>HE CANT TAKE THE BALL FROM THE GROUND AND PUT IT IN THE QBS HANDS
top kek
With the 3rd pick in the 2016 NFL Draft the Dallas Cowboys select?
Stupid fucking Redskins fans, we WANT to lose so we get a better draft pick, if we actually cared we'd be winning even without romo Dez and Lee
Looked like the center actually snapped the ball into his own thigh
>>64649484
Goff
>>64649484
A fucking QB
>>64649406
jones and garrett aren't that smart though
>>64649499
yeah we all know what better draft picks achieve
>>64649484
Ezekial Elliot, once Scandrick comes back then rb is literally the only weak spot on this entire team
>>64649484
GOFF
O
F
F
What a disappointing season. We'd be resting our starters for our first round bye at this point if Romo and Dez never got hurt.
>dat staredown
>>64649614
the cowboys were bad even with romo and dez senpai
>>64649569
How fucking mad are you gonna be afte rg3 comes home to Texas and dominates and revives his career? He only did bad because he's a black republican and he hates all the niggers in DC, wait till he comes home and feels comfortable
Cowboys could very well have a rg3, Johnny football, Romo 3 headed monster
>>64649575
Why are Cowboys so blind to Romo's dubious health. He's a fucking liability.
>>64649614
>have shitty team
>have shitty qb
>have shitty owner
>have shitty fans
b-b-but if only romo was healthy
just saw this tweet:
>Colts paying Josh Freeman $43,824 for today's game
dat paycheck
>>64649659
They were still better than every team on our schedule besides the Patriots and Panthers.
>>64649678
>top 10 defense
>top 10 running game
>29th in passing
Hmm... wonder what the issue was. Enjoy your first round blowout!
>>64649669
Wow 2 injuries his entire career he's so injury prone!
Fuck off, Jameis Winston sucks dick, go stuff your face with Publix subs you faggot
Pls Skins blow out the Boys so Garrett possibly gets fired
>>64648839
703
>Morris desperately stat padding
That's nice and sad at the same time.
>>64649747
my team has a first round bye you dumb cowfag
>>64649768
>implying
It would cost 24 million just to fired him, not worth it.
>>64648737
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
>>64649766
>Romo's never been injured prior to this season
Hmmmmm
>>64649667
>rg3 comes home to Texas and dominates and revives his career?
trust your feeling. you know this will not be true.
BASED KIRK
>>64649747
>top 10 defense
TOP FUCKING KEK
O
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F
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K
I
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K
E
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How many points until Fox changes the games?
C R O W D E R
2 EZ FOR COUSINS BOYS
Its a blowout after 1 quarter
>>64648737
Reminder that you said this
Trade:
Redskins get the Cowboys first round pick next year
Dallas gets: Kirk Cousins, Morris and the Redskins 6th round pick next year.
>>64649768
Stop blaming Garrett, he dominated the league just last year and we'd be 15-1 right now(counting the pats game as a loss but we coulda won that game) if it wasn't for fluke injuries
Are there any other teams that are doing worse than Dallas right now? After this, Dallas will end with a 4-12.
21-0
First quarter hasnt ended
>another touchdown
it just keeps happening
>>64649785
learned it from clinton portis
>it's still only the first quarter
Tip top fucking kek m8.
>>64648839
434 and desperately wanting to gtfo
seriously can McVay get a TD for Alf?
>still the first quarter
Wew lad
Why dont they put in a dual threat quarterback like weeden?
Where will RG3 go to next year?
>>64648839
703
Going to a show in DC tonight too so it's not too bad.
>>64649919
Dallas
>>64649832
KIRK COUSINS ISNT GOOD
God I'm tired of hearing about how "good" this faggot is, I don't care about his meme completion percentage when all he does is dink and dunk, he's a fuckin meme QB and I hope that balding favgot breaks his back, YOU LIKE THAT!?
>>64649914
This is now a wew lad thread.
Wew lad
>>64649898
Is that Lynchburg? The fuck are you doing in that shithole?
>>64649919
Texans
>>64649876
>we'd be 15-1 right now
>>64649919
shanahan ruined grifs career
>>64649919
He's retiring after this season. Didn't you hear?
Cousins confirmed for GOAT, Redskins confirmed for 50 burger.
YOU LIKE THAT?
>>64648839
I'm in 540, the girl is in 703
>>64649968
the asshurt is palpable
>>64648839
703 here senpai
>>64649972
>Moore
Wew lad
>>64649994
he ruined himself твн
YOU
>21-0 in the 1st quarter
Good lord. I didn't know the cowgirls were such shit.
>>64649968
you don't dink and dunk for 4,000 yards
RG3 dinked and dunked and got nowhere close to 4,000
>>64650041
LIKE
>>64650029
this, desu sempai
>>64649972
>Dallass Cuckboys
>t-t-t-t-t-this time it REALLY IS OUR YEAR!
Wew lad!
LIKE
idk how much more i can take bros
>>64650064
THAT
>>64650018
>replacing Cassel, man who gave the Patriots an 11-5 season for Lefty Turnovoore
Wew lad.
washington should take all the non-scrubs out of the game now
dallas will start playing murderball anytime now
>>64649974
Yep. Decent job right now but the city is shit. Literally have to go to Roanoke/Cville for anything remotely fun. All they have here is shopping and eating. There are some p good wineries/breweries around though and the scenery with the mountains is good desu
>>64650007
Asshurt about what? My 5 Super Bowl rings? The fact that the Cowboys are forever the most relevant and talked about team? The fact that I'm in white Texas and you're a DC nigger? Oh wait I forgot you all live in Virginia and Maryland, you're all bandwagon sad sacks
>>64650125
>implying they aren't playing murderball right now
Redskins haven't massacred Cowboys this badly since Little Bighorn.
>>64650111
1. they want a higher draft pick
2. getting him experience
>>64650125
desu they should have played RG3 some today, to showcase him for other teams
Can you trade Cousins to my team? You have RG3 you don't need another good QB.
>>64650125
I'm ok with this.
>>64650140
>muh history
>chimpout
Stream?
>>64650201
>compton
sentenced from the day he was born
Dirty Redniggers
>>64650173
>trying to justify this nonsensery
Wew lad.
>>64650140
>r******s player slapped #87 three times in right in front of ref
>calls penalty on #87
jesus
>>64650140
Nigga the DMV is one of the wealthiest regions in the country and the Cowboys are the most relevant joke in the league and nothing else.
>>64650196
Shutup autistic Raiders tripfag, nobody likes you and you're a shit tripfag, fuckin newfag retard
>>64650184
Kirk is decent but far from elite, family.
>15 yard penalty
Wew lad
>>64650133
You can drink anywhere, family. Come join the nova borg
Is Turbin on fucking steroids?! Got damn!
>redshits gang up on running back
>cowboy player gets called
Nice reffing there.
How do i get arms like turbin?
>>64650140
lmfao you weren't even alive when they got those rings you bandwagon shitter
>>64650254
>Cowboys are the most relevant joke in the league and nothing else.
b-b-but if romo was healthy....
nah, i can't even finish that sentence because i'm laughing so hard
>show cowboys cheerleader
>its a mexican
>play mexican music
hahahaha
>>64650140
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64650254
"IM R R RICH I S SWEAR GUYS! Ignore all the broke poor black people! We are rich I swear!"
>>64650294
he probably goes to /fit/, they have a steroid general with sellers there.
>>64650303
>There are people on /sp/ born after 1995
>>64650325
> america's team
lel
>tfw live in dallas
>tfw all my friends are cowboys fans
>tfw a redskins fan
>tfw seeing them cry and saying "always next year."
Im lovin this.
>>64650337
well yeah the white people are rich and the black people are poor
glad you understand that now`
>>64650337
Lmao this guy over here
>he doesn't live in one of the wealthiest places in the country
>he supports a joke of a team
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
>>64650246
HE DINDU NUFFIN he wuz going to college n shit
>>64650303
I witnessed all 5 you punk kid
>>64650337
What are
Shipyards
Military bases
National parks
>>64649667
Can't tell if b8 or some of that patented Cowshits fan delusion
no play offs for you, muh nigga ;_;
>>64650351
>they have a steroid general with sellers there
what?
if you mention dubs on /sp/ or post a cute girl you get banned, but /fit/ lets you sell illegal drugs?
maybe we can trade janitors or something
Nothing hurts me more than when the Cowboys getting history made on them :'(
KIRK COUSINS SO MANY RECORDS
>>64650337
>He doesn't know about wealthy as shit NoVA with the highest medium income
NoVA is the only reason VA isn't like Mississippi
>>64650379
>>64650389
I live in Highland Park in Dallas, richer than any place the "dmv" has, you're all a bunch of poor black people and hillbillies
>>64650140
>yfw the Redskins stadium is in Maryland and the training grounds are in Virginia
RECORD BREAKER
RECORD BREAKER
RECORD BREAKER
>skinsfags dont even realize the monster they're creating
who /HighDraftPick/ here?
>>64650372
At least we have one thing - a consistant QB.
"we don't even want to win because of draft picks!"
>desperately trying to force turnovers
>>64650457
And I live in University park
Get the fuck off with your stupid ass bait.
>>64650434
He was seriously crying. This nigga was bawling his eyes out.
What the fuck? How did he even make it into the NFL?
>>64650487
Also a QB with a back and clavicle
>>64650420
what are
Poor seamen
Leeches
Tree huggers
Yup not rich
>>64650505
you do realize that the people posting are not actual players on the field, right?
>>64650426
definitely b8
>>64650511
It's called passion you bum ass nigga.
>>64650505
>he takes >we literally
>>64650457
>he doesn't live in Montgomery or Howard County
Jesus nigga you LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE IT UP ANYMORE
>inb4 a repeat of the Alamo Bowl
>>64650511
you've obviously never had a concussion
>>64650511
His dreams for this year have just been crushed, fag.
>>64650457
>He doesn't live in Fairfax
>>64650457
>he doesn't know about bethesda
>>64650567
Ayeeee that would make my fucking day!
thank you hopkins!
holy crap. is washington elite?
>>64650560
Nobody has heard of you, lmao I love how these hillbillies thibk their little mediocre county is world famous or something
>>64650437
Can't post sources, can just talk about roids
>>64648737
Redskins scored again just a friendly reminder :^)
>>64650511
>Concussion can result in changes in mood including crankiness, loss of interest in favorite activities or items, tearfulness, and displays of emotion that are inappropriate to the situation. Common symptoms in concussed children include restlessness, lethargy, and irritability.
>>64648667
Crowder went to Duke, which is in the ACC, so you're an idiot.
