ABMC ON SUICIDE ALERT
german player WHEN
>Second to Arselel
Kek
>starting a thread with a manager other than your own
sweet zombie jesus could you be anymore plastic?
>>64621452
pep is bringing half of bayern in the summer m8
Is this our year?
WHO /KUN/ HERE
>>64621290
Is this a Bayern thread? What's with the Bayern gif?
>>64621483
He actually abandoned his own match thread when City went down.
He's either the greatest troll in /sp/ history or he actually, legitimately needs to die.
>>64621483
>pep
>not our manager in a few months
(You)
announcer sounds pretty butthurt that man city won
t. nbc sports
>pep coming
>messi coming
>thiago coming
>alaba coming
>easy CL draw
>easy EPL title win
good time 2 b a blue 2bh family
>>64621413
i want to fuck his little morrocan boipuccy so bad
Literally kill yourself. Plastic cunt.
>the bad guys won
>>64621512
received an important phone call that I had to take you shitter ABMC
once I finished the call I respectively came back to watch the match
> Arsenal win 1-0 at home
"This is the game that may make them champions, they found a way to win although they were playing poorly"
> City win 2-1 on the road
"Even though they won it wasn't good enough, they can't rely on luck, they played terribly"
Friendly reminder that this "Dutch" sandnigger is only temporarily a City fan. Please don't hate City because of plastics like him
>>64621290
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>64621529
media is abmc, we have known this for ages
>>64621497
can't wait
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ABMCs BTFO
>>64621522
>our
>we
What part of Manchester City FC are you from mate?
>>64621545
>important hour long call
Tranny chat line?
Any recommendations?
>>64621505
dat cheeky umlaut doe
> /KÜN/ desu
SERGIO
THE GOAT
Buying some Blue Moon to celebrate the victory lads
Planning to bag a fox for dinner too ;)
>could've had a whole week of not having these threads
>watford choke instead
ffs lads
>>64621553
It will literally be the other way round in all the round up and reports over the weekend.
>>64621290
what match day you think >we gonna win the league lads?
i bet on 33rd
>implying anyone can stop Aguero,Kompany and De GOAT
LMFAO!!
>>64621553
it's incredible how the media hates us so much
>>64621557
City fan here
I just don't post/read /sp/ for city matches anymore. It's not worth reading his intolerable shite and the reactions he gets
>>64621290
>the second place trophy is ours!
>>64621579
the entire part m8
>>64621617
>Kompany
>>64621618
>us
You've just demonstrated why genuine football fans completely hate you
>>64621612
it really won't though
i know liking city as an american is the pinnacle of memedom and cliche, but i can't help it because of the announcers and pundits who suck Man U/Chelsea/Liverpool/Arsenal cock constantly while always playing city down
>>64621598
cheeky tßh ;)
>>64621659
City are worldwide, accept it m8 it'll be less painful
>>64621631
>the trophy is won in January
12 years since you last won it lad :')
who /looking forward to some good Cup games/ here?
> Delph action
> Nacho action
> maybe even some Maffeo or Barker action
> beating Neverton for the first of three times in January
> beating Norwich
> keeping the quadruple alive
should be a fun week desu
>>64621872
Look forward to seeing some of the supposedly potential world class youth who in three years will be playing in the championship.
>>64621872
here
nacho needs some fucking time
>>64621742
this nigga looks like dried-up nutsack
>>64621906
no shame in that m11
>>64621906
>this rectum ravage
>>64621872
Delph and Nacho for sure. Hopefully Clichy and Zabaleta get some time to be rotated back through the squad.
where the abmc suddenly at?¿?¿?¿
>>64621413
>gif
>doesn't move
Why?
>>64621553
>City
>Literally £1bn spent on their squad since 2007
>Arselel
>£500m since 1996
>>64622623
>m-muh monies
12
years
>>64622300
Shut up Colgate. Nobody is ABMC. It's impossible to be anybody but MC when Liverpool, Man United and especially Arsenal are hated more.
Look at this >>64616926
>>64622623
>caring about shekels
Jew pls go
>>64622646
Literally any club with billions could win EPL. The first year Wenger didn't have any board members grabbing his wrinkly balls as much he won the FA Cup. Oh, sorry, Meme Mickey Mouse Cup.
He did it again the next year.
City will forever be plastic as it replaces managers as quickly as your mum replaces a black guy with an arab.
Arselel might not have won for 12 years, but I'd support them over City any day of the week post 2007.
I'm also not an Arselel supporter. I don't support EPL teams, I support my home team. Something a plastic shitposting cunt like yourself wouldn't know.
>>64622748
what have moyes and van gaal win¿
what position are chelsea¿
what position are livershit¿
what have livershit won¿
>>64622660
Not about the shekels per se, but if I was a City fan, I would have wanted a CL by now after literally spending £1,000,000,000 (ONE BILLION GREAT BRITISH POUND STERLING) on players transfer fees, let alone wages. What do they have? 2 EPL's, 1 FA Cup and 1 League Cup since 2007.
That's fucking abysmal, even Chelsea have done better and have spent about the same amount.
>>64622815
>money buys you stuff
van gaal spent 250m what has he won
>>64622803
Liverpool have won 5 European Cups. City have only just gotten past the Group Stages for the first time.
United have been in several EC finals and have won it a couple of times.
Chelsea have won a EC once and the Europa once as well.
United, Liverpool and Arsenal have more league titles than City. Chelsea have more.
>>64622874
>m-muh history
Pretty easy to win trophies when you are literally the only team spending money
>>64622872
Nothing at the moment. But he's still in the FA Cup and Europa League. He also is within shot of the EPL Title too, though unlikely.
United have more success in their history than City, and since that's what you go on, they're way bigger.
>>64622909
And City have spent a billion yet have 3 trophies of any worth to brag about. 2 if you consider that /sp/ now classes FA Cup as a "meme" cup as Arsenal won it twice in a row. That's fucking terrible. Seeing as Arsenal have more EPL trophies than City, with vastly less money spent, United as well, you're only claim to fame is "We've spent slightly less than Chelsea and have about 1/4 of the silverware of them to show for it"
What the fuck is an ABC/ABMC etc?
>>64622978
Thanks. I'm pretty sure this guy is a shitposting gimmickfag. Arselel fags suffer that same kind of problem in their cancer general.
>>64621559
But Homura did nothing wrong.
>>64623202
>spend 250m
>can win fa cup and europa league
>>64623215
Anybody But Chelsea = ABC
Anybody But Manchester City = ABMC
Essentially it's a meme where you want anybody to succeed more than AB(x) and therefore that's the reason you shitpost about them. Nobody is ABMC as Liverpool, United, Arsenal and Chelsea are way bigger clubs, with bigger history and rivalry than City and have way more fans and thus are easier to shitpost in general.
ABLC (Lester) is a meme AB as they're doing well for a assumed relegation fodder team.
>>64623202
Stop BHTFO la, it's too much
>>64623292
>m-muh histry
must feel shit slipping into irrelevancy doesn't it?
>>64623278
You're counting two years in that £250. If we did that, City would be vastly ahead. But let's look at 2015, shall we? Surely United are top....! oh.....
City literally have spent the most in 2015 and are behind Arselel who spent next to nothing.
City would need to win CL, FA Cup, League Cup and EPL to justify the amount they've spent.
>>64623292
Oh, then I'm an ABM tbqhwy. This season has been heavenly desu
>>64623409
how many times have manure arseshit and livershit played in the CL?
how many times has City played in the CL?
>>64623409
LOL. City are literally the top net spenders and total spenders!
Arsenal are near the fucking bottom yet are 1st. What the fuck? Spurs are Top 4 with even less. ROFL.
>>64623409
>trying to have an actual argument with this idiot
>>64621974
I support Barca, Bayern abd Germany m9. I fail to see what the problem is.
>>64622748
laughing SO HARD at Arseanal
>>64623453
>bragging about qualifying for something city will never win
Wew lad
You're getting btfo so bad it hurts
>>64623479
bog sim his sargon
>>64623612
>that flag
error
>>64623453
United? 21 times.
Arsenal? 18 times.
Liverpool? 9 times.
City? 5 times.
That's in the Champions League. If you want to include what it was before that, then it increases.
Based Russian poster.
>>64623673
arsenal 18 times you say
and how many times did they win it?
>>64623673
>City? 5 times.
Mate, that's a VERY loose definition of "Played in the Champions League" At least 3 of them must count as 'attempts' rather than actually playing football in the CL.
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>>64621497
To Man United?
Odd that you'd be excited about that. I thought you were a City 'fan'? I guess your 'loyalties' change quite often though, right?
>>64623717
None. Just like City.
>>64623739
Of course. Arsenal have the best record in terms of "playing" the CL. 15 consecutive years of clearing group stages. As for winning it? They got refballed pretty hard in the Final and just haven't been good enough to win it after that. If they're ever going to win it, though, it'll happen some season on from this. They got fucked over by Jew board members when making the new stadium to line their pockets more. Wenger did brilliantly to remain in Top 4 every season they were doing that. Arsenal fans, at least on /sp/, are disgusting and I'd slate them off for their treatment of a guy who's kept them relevant on a budget.
Both Liverpool and United just play better in KO comps than Arsenal do.
>>64623717
How much have City won in the last 50 years discounting moneyball trophies which obviously don't count?
2 trophies
2 trophies in their history
want to know how many wes brown alone has?
>MANCHESTER SHITTY
KEK
>>64623796
manure couldn't even get mourinho let alone pep
lyl
dutch shitty fan getting btfo
>>64624000
>m-muh histry
How to spot a manure or livershit fan 101
>>64624000
Wes Brown: 13 (not including 4 charity shields and 3 league cups)
Manchester City Football Club: 2
>>64624000
>which obviously dont count
Getting desperate m8
>moneyball
That doesnt mean what you think it does
>>64624104
embarrassing t.b.h
>>64624000
>moneyball trophies
Literally what.
Its funny how the british media gives no fuck about Manchester City. Their news are always on the middle of the pages.
>>64624130
Sorry, but no real football fan (i.e. not foreign-plastics) counts City's "achievements" as real wins. They are artificial titles which would not have been won without financial doping to gain an unfair advantage.
Literally nobody cares about or respects Man City at all. Nor will they ever. Get used to it.
>>64624191
Must suck knowing we are the future of football
>>64623717
What part of Manchester are you from?
>>64624159
>>64624191
You just summed up what I was trying to say m8.
They are nobodies. Even when they win* titles nobody gives a shit.
*by default because every player in their squad costs £30-50 million and gets paid 350k a week
When Liverpool, United or Arsenal win things I feel gutted. I am jealous of them. I envy their success and their clubs. When City win things, I feel nothing at all. Couldn't care less.
>>64624231
the relevant part of course
>>64624234
Yeah, I agree, but City are aiming to become like Chelsea: A plastic club, fueled by petrol/gas money from a foreigner, that by winning enough became a respected club
>>64624291
>Implying anyone respects Chelsea
I suppose at least Chelsea were actually a mid-table club before the takeover. City weren't even that. They were a relegation club that went from Prem to Championship regularly.
>>64624254
Haarlem dus
>>64624331
>nobody respects Chelsea
ABMCs dont even exist
>>64624331
>being this mad about City becoming the biggest club in the world
>>64624393
They literally don't. Shit fans. Shit club. Players are all mercenary cunts. Racism throughout.
Just disgusting overall.
Chelsea and City are absolutely miles behind the rest when it comes to prestige.
>>64624486
>this abmc
>>64624476
Not even in the top 20 biggest clubs in England m8.
>>64624486
>racism
>bad
reddit, my man!
>>64624506
stay mad
>>64624476
>city
>becoming the biggest in the world
Are you fucking sure?
>>64624542
pulled 30k every week in the third division
let's see your plastic club do that m8
>>64624542
>20k attendance
LMAO
Literally never seen Old Trafford with less than 55k
Even our under 18s get more than 20k
>>64624575
>old toilet
enjoy europa league m8 it's your rightful place
>>64624507
>muh edgy racism
Isn't it almost your bed time?
>>64624575
>Literally never seen Old Trafford
Sounds about right from a manure "fan". Is it chilly in Essex?
>>64624564
Here's some required reading.
http://therepublikofmancunia.com/attendances-manchester-united-vs-manchester-city-the-city-is-ours/
>When City won the league in the 1968, they had the 6th highest attendance in the country. United had the highest average attendance of 57,552, more than 10,000 higher than any club that season, and 20,329 more than City.
>When United were playing in Division 2 during the 1974-1975 season, they still had the highest average attendance of any club in the country, including those in Division 1.
I can't stop laughing at 'your' mickey mouse club.
>>64624624
still in four competitions, how about your club? :p
>>64624624
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan!
They've got the tallest floodlights in the land!
Oh City are a massive club!
>>64624600
believing all races are equal is racism in its purest form
>>64624650
how you fancy your chances against midytytytland?
i hear they proper tough
nothing the mighty 5th placed united can't handle tho i'm sure :')
>>64624691
>>64624650
both your teams are behind leicester
let that sink in
pretty funny how one win against swansea suddenly sends all the manure fans back to /sp/
how the mighty have fallen :')
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>>64624812
Pretty funny how City win and are enjoying the most successful period in their entire history and it's still just you, the one lone Dutch virgin bandwagoner. The only City 'fan' on the board..
:'^)
>>64624852
nope but the rest of us are enjoying a fulfilling life and enjoying looking forward to champions league
look up what that is xD
>>64624852
>tfw I was a City fan on /sp/ before the dutch bandwagoner
TSUUUUU?
ABMC's aren't even trying
>>64622978
Spooky
Hey United Fans,
My name is Janssen, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day following clubs that aren't winners. You are everything bad in football. Honestly, have any of your clubs ever won the League Cup? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own shitty clubs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than following the Eredivisie. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best TSUUU. I’m pretty much perfect. I was president of the Dutch Manchester City online fanclub, and I just got accepted to the Man City U21 academy. What sports do you play, other than “Post retarded memes on a Japanese imageboard”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot /sp/ General (I just posted another one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Eternal Blue Moon.
>>64625860
underrated post
God I love being a City fan.
>>64630301
what's not to love
>>64625860
Is this guy the next 190cm?
>>64632582
i doubt he's ever going to put a trip on
it would make it so easy for people to filter him, now they have to filter an entire country
