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Everything gonna get better in 2016 edition
>Olic might stay in Hamburg until summer
>Magath to J-League not gonna happen
>BMG are interested in signing Granit Xhakas little brother Taulant.
>EffZeh are interested in Bates leftback Filip Mladenovic
So apparently this is happening.
>>64608760
Who is this?
>>64608816
Looks like Holtby to me.
>>64608816
Lewis Holtby
>>64608835
What a fuckboy
hello
>>64609032
yes hello
>>64608760
>>64608835
Two of the worst tools in the Bundesliga.
>Michael Zorc hat deutlich Stellung bezogen zu anhaltenden Gerüchten über die Zukunft von Dortmund-Profi Henrikh Mkhitaryan (26). „Wenn ich all dem, was da geredet wird, Glauben schenken soll, hätten wir schon bald gar keine Mannschaft mehr“, sagte der Sportdirektor gegenüber „Bild“. Und legte nach: „Unser Plan ist ganz klar, mit Henrikh Mkhitaryan zu verlängern.“
>Zuletzt brachte Berater Mino Raiola, der unter anderem auch Zlatan Ibrahimovic und Mario Balotelli berät, seinen Schützling Mkhitaryan via „Tuttosport“ bei Juventus Turin ins Gespräch. Demnach habe der Serie A-Meister eine „50-prozentige Chance“ auf eine Verpflichtung des Armeniers, der beim BVB noch bis 2017 unter Vertrag steht. Damit will der Spieleragent offenbar nur das Gehalt des Offensivmannes, das aktuell bei rund 4,5 Millionen Euro im Jahr liegen soll, in die Höhe treiben. Bei einer Vertragsverlängerung kann Mkhitaryan wohl bis zu 7 Mo. Euro im Jahr bei den Schwarz-Gelben verdienen.
Do it Michael! DO IT!
>Michael
His name is Susi you dingus.
>>64609223
Thank you. While I was typing the post I was like " what was his nickname again? Screw it, I just call him Michael." Guess there is still too much Restalkohol in my blood.
>Der FC Schalke 04 verzichtet auf eine Verpflichtung des Brasilianers Renato Augusto. "Der Transfer ist vom Tisch, seine Gehaltsforderungen waren nicht erfüllbar", sagte Manager Horst Heldt der "Bild".
>Der Mittelfeldspieler, der zwischen 2008 und 2012 bei Bayer Leverkusen unter Vertrag stand und derzeit bei Corinthians Sao Paulo spielt, galt als einer der Wunschkandidaten der Königsblauen im Winter-Transferfenster.
>Borussia Dortmund hat Wechsel-Spekulationen um Mittelfeldspieler Henrikh Mkhitaryan eine Absage erteilt. Es sei der klare Plan des Bundesligisten, den noch bis 2017 laufenden Vertrag mit dem Armenier zu verlängern, sagte BVB-Sportdirektor Michael Zorc der "Bild".
>Zuletzt hatte Mchitarjans Berater mit Aussagen über einen möglichen Wechsel des 26-Jährigen zu Juventus Turin für Wirbel gesorgt. Mchitarjan gehört in dieser Saison unter dem neuen Trainer Thomas Tuchel zu den Dortmunder Leistungsträgern. Er war 2013 von Schachtjor Donezk zur Borussia gewechselt.
>"Lilien"-Stürmer Sandro Wagner hat das Interesse der Premier League auf sich gezogen. Demnach sei Aston Villa bereit bis zu zehn Millionen Euro für den Angreifer zu bezahlen. Darmstadts Trainer Dirk Schuster betonte aber bereits, Wagner nicht ohne adäquaten Ersatz abgeben zu wollen.
guud morneng /bundes/
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??????????
>>64610103
Morneng
>>64610116
huh?
What is Mister Slomka expressing here?
>>64609989
DENMARK!
>>64610103
FINLAN :D
>>64610130
uuhhhhhhhhh
>not watching Budenzauber
Current year
>tfw can't watch the Christian Bale movies because there's darts on until late
I thought for sure I would make it tonight
>>64610152
>no actual tourney anymore
shit was cash
Huntelaar to a London club?
>>64610167
>go to London, watch some darts
>OMG HE'S GOING TO GO TO ARSELEL/CHELSEA
>>64610160
Looking forward to the BDO
>>64610174
Best Darts Organisation desu
Guess the player.
Best Darts Organisation > Pleb Darts Corporation
>>64610201
Thiago
>>64610134
Is that his daughter? :^)
>>64610201
Kagawa
>>64610213
No, but he plays in the same team.
>>64610215
Lilith has to be legal now, right?
>>64610134
".... this beer goes on my tab, still receiving my HSV salary!!! :D"
My "How many good men does it take to last a week in the skarch" thread on tee vee got like 10 replies last night, a new record
>>64610173
uhm, ya, that's how transfer works
>>64610306
that's how being on a holiday works
>>64610213
>>64610225
It's Thomas "die Hackfresse" Müller.
EPL>Bundesliga
>tackling very weak
>defensive contribution weak
>Thomas Müller
pick one
What's the Liverpool lineup
>>64610351
Is Ter Stegen to Liverpool happening??
>>64610331
>passing strong
>Thomas Müller
>>64610342
>>64609952
its on a pic in here
>>64610354
Yes
>>64610351
Yawn
>>64610355
Just stop
>>64610351
>>64610357
>Carroll is playing
Might as well
>>64610354
yes
>mfw is refugee sleep with all of germany lady
hahahahaha
german man is PUSSY!!!!!!!!
>>64610403
The joke is on you. You have to pay my retirement pension in 20 years.
>>64610424
>in 20 years
>there are 47 year olds on /bundes/
>mfw
You now remember Kevin Trapp
>>64610510
Never forgot him. Sure he is no Neuer but PSG massively underpaid for him tßh.
>>64610534
He just isn't covered in the media a lot. Unless you play in England or for Real/Barcelona nobody will hear about you in Germany. Think about Tasci, Kuranyi, Mustafi etc.
>>64610550
>Tasci, Kuranyi, Mustafi
classic german names
>>64610510
he bangs a universal 10/10 and lives in Paris. He leads the GOAT life
>>64610601
>he bangs a universal 10/10
got any pics?
>tfw it's -20c outside but im laying on my sofa under a blanket while drinking tea and watching liverplopp play
can it get comfier than this?
well obviously since i have no qt gf to cuddle with
The 180 thread is up
>>64610663
Is your hair washed?
>thinking gfs are comfy
This is also the duel of Slaven Nilic against Jürgen Flopp
>>64610669
Thank you
>Afternoon session (1:00pm - 6:00pm)
Jim Williams vs Tony O'Shea
Lisa Ashton vs Paula Jacklin
Craig Caldwell vs Alan Soutar (P)
Darryl Fitton vs Dennis Harbour
>Evening session (6:30pm - 11:00pm)
Larry Butler vs James Hurrell (P)
Anastasia Dobromyslova vs Anca Zijlstra
Matthew Medhurst vs Jeff Smith (P)
Glen Durrant vs Dean Reynolds
Wait, so todays no BDO matches? That would mean I can watch Christian Bale
>>64610606
just googled it myself.
Noice 2bh and I just learned that this lucky bastard also used to bang Esther Sedlaczek.
Michael von Herff @vonHerff 8m8 minutes ago
According to Neil Ashton, @fa have instructed the 4th match official to warn Klopp about interaction with the other managers/coaches
>>64610680
yes i had a comfy shower earlier this morning
and yes qt gfs are comfy
>>64610712
>no curves
>bones, bones everywhere
>generic latina face
>>64610719
Men are superiour to women in every single way. Get a grip
>>64610739
This time it's actually me
>>64610730
>no curves
ur havin a giggle m8?
NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS NEEDS MORE GOALS
>>64610730
>Not liking athletic shaped women.
:\
Lelerpool
>Livershit
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>64610816
That's not athletic that's just skinny and starved
>>64610816
she is not athletic
she is anorexic tßh
>>64610869
>>64610869
>>64610905
Yo know what? I changed my mind and you're right, she really is to skinny. I think we can all agree that he should have stayed with Esther.
I don't get todays Darts schedule. Is there any BDO tonight? If so, why isn't it in the 180 thread
>>64610954
Yeah Esther has something about her, probably the height and the horses skull. Bit Viktoria Goo-esque
>>64611004
>Viktoria Goo
Just googled her and now I feel dirty.
>>64611088
Why do you feel dirty now?
>>64611099
Because she does very dirty things. (o。_。)o
>>64611150
Oh okay
>tfw I don't understand todays darts schedule
>>64611181
The BDO schedule is in the /180/ thread and the PDC semifinals are played tonight from 21:00
>>64611238
Thanks. Why is there no mention of the PDC semifinals in the 180 thread
>>64611284
>/180/: LAKESIDE WORLD PROFESSIONAL DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 1
It's the Lakeside /180/ thread. I'm sure we will have a new thread for the PDC tournament later tonight.
>>64611305
Yes that would be great
>this time wasting
Who /nofap/ here?
Is Slaven Bilic a coach for Bayern Munich? No, because he has no Champions League experience
The Danish commentator at the Liverpool game had a Befindlichkeitsstörung live on microphone. Apparently it sounded disturbing. He's okay now though. Been checked out by a doctor at the stadium.
>>64611393
Not me.
>>64611455
poor guy.
>>64611455
What?
>>64611455
He deserves it for being Danish
>>64611479
Morten Bruun @Bruun6eren 10m10 minutes ago Stratford, London
Melding fra Upton Park. Peter Piil fik et ildebefindende. Men er OK nu. Oppe at stå. Bliver tjekket af læge.
>>64611479
What's there not to understand?
>>64611497
So he just talked gibberish for a few seconds until the moderation muted his microphone? How is this triggered?
My whole life is a Befindlichkeitsstorung
>>64611519
>>64611455
???
>>64611565
!!!
>>64611519
>>64611514
I didn't hear it myself, but apparently it was something like that.
I don't know what causes it, but maybe a combination of things.
>>64611565
I google translated "ildebefindende"
>>64611590
Befindlichkeitsstörung is absolutely fine.
>>64611565
Better start learning german Ahmed.
helloollooolooo heeyooooOOoooo
happy new yearrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>64611747
>german calling finn ahmed
oh the irony
also >>/pol/
am I the only one with extra flags? boring
goodbye
Mmmhhhh Didn't knew he (you?) was a finn. Thought he was german because after the last NoScript/Firefox update I can't see flags anymore.
Please spam when little pea scores ok?
>>64611999
It's winter break, though
Lelerpool
>>64611942
>>64611968
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????
>Schalke 04 loses interest in Renato Augusto due to high salary
thank you
Liverpool to win 2-3
West Ham are the better Team. Liverpool play bad
>No Allen
>>64612562
True
>>64610712
>outie
-1/10 would not bang.
Former Mönchengladbach player Steve Gohouri has died, aged 34.
He was missing since early December.
>>64613257
Die Autopsie ergab dabei schreckliches: Offenbar hatte der Ex-Borusse zu Drogen gegriffen und sich dann im Affekt in den Rhein gestürzt. Dort war er dann ums Leben gekommen.
Never watched bundesliga.Just started watching their youtube channel a couple of hours ago.Everyone seems so passionate like they're all having a good time are most matches like this?
>tell me about this guy
He seems cool what team does he coach?Are they good?
>>64613427
Forgot pic
>>64613292
Darwin fuck yeah
>>64613170
Good work
http://www.zeit.de/news/2016-01/02/fussball-ex-bundesliga-profi-gohouri-tot-aufgefunden-02160403
spooky
>>64613632
he didn't swim so good
>>64613797
Perhaps we are wondering why he would take a drug before jumping into a river?
0-0 the day
>>64613834
Maybe he had a hot head?
>>64614646
and he tried to cool it off.
Case solved.
Fuck we're good
>>64614619
Haha just came back from masturbating and lurking anonymous imageboards. Seems like I didn't miss anything AT ALL!!!!!!
Going to watch the second half now, maybe I can find a simultaneous broadcasting feed
>>64614619
Manchester United's last nine home games at half time:
0-0 City
0-0 M'brough
0-0 CSKA
0-0 West Brom
0-0 PSV
0-0 WHU
0-1 Norwich
0-0 Chelsea
0-0 Swansea
>>64614758
>>64614758
Van Niil
>>64614758
>Lang Baal
Watching Manchester United now~
Any objections?
Alex Shaw @AlexShawESPN
Out of the entire 92 league clubs, MUFC are 92nd .. yes, complete bottom, for combined goals scored by home/visitors in matches.
Cech just saved in a 1 on 1 situation. Ars v Newc remains 0-0
>>64615072
Neeeeeeet
>>64614861
How is that possible?
>>64614758
Die Null muss stehen
Manchester Shitnited
>>64616025
Looks like Arsenal will win the league then
>>64616107
If they do win this game I will agree with you
Barcelona in charge of winning their derby
>>64616025
How was that not a pen for Lester? Ref literally ruining the league.
>Arselel on top
UGHHHH
>>64616747
Hello
>>64616801
Hello
>>64616747
They already missed one. What makes you think they would score the second penalty of the game?
>>64616815
Yes hey
ugh
ugh
Michael Oenning takes over as coach of Vasas Budapest.
>>64617132
what is it
>>64617614
unsatisfying football results
>>64608710
holy shit i actually brought him on fm last year
>>64614758
>van lala
>>64617657
same
also too much hockey going on
>>64613427
Shut the fuck up?
>>64618745
That is so rude of you.
returned
>>64619882
What did you buy?
>>64620096
Tomatoes (hehe), tomato paste, cans of tuna, blueberries and kiwis. Damn I forgot the pecorino.
Thanks for asking
>>64620324
>forgot the pecorino
Are you gonna buy it now?
>>64620464
No, as it is neither essential nor required for the meal I cook tomorrow
>>64620737
>>64620737
I felt bad for him today. The players let him down.
>>64620796
>>64620324
The potatoes look a bit strange.
Haha lol, Manchester Shitty
Anyone watching Dortmund against 1860??? Lool
>>64621089
post stream
The steroids just kicked in
>>64621195
They have been pepped up
>>64621321
Yeeeeeaaahh
good evening
>>64621352
Yo!
>44 minutes to PDC
>no PDC thread
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64621352
Oy!
Ever dreamt of working at Watford?
>>64621381
It's been up for over twenty minutes, friend.
>>64621438
Oh right, my bad
>>64621352
Hello.
>>64613257
Borussia confirmed Pokal winner
finally free
Hope Borussia manage to win UEC
>>64621625
hello
>finally free
>flopp
>>64614798
>>64614818
>>64615181
>>64614788
>making fun of van gaal
it's verry windy atm
>>64623353
*very
ugh
made tiramisu tonight
>>64621924
>>64622795
BR left a sinking ship behind him just like SAF left one for van gaal
>>64623589
Looks nice.
>>64623589
Loos gross.
>>64623589
Everyone likes Tiramisu. I've never made it because I personally would never eat it. I've baked before for other people, but that wasn't Tiramisu.
What belongs in there, mascarpone, coffee, cool whip, cookies? How did it taste?
Next thing I bake will be bread and after that it will probably be a soufflé cheesecake
>>64623639
> I've baked before for other people, but that wasn't Tiramisu.
yeah, no shit
>>64623714
Yeah it was myself with marijuana
shut up, dumbers
>>64623639
i think the coffee taste really strong but thats alright because I like the taste of cold coffee. You got the ingredients right, except the biscuit are softer than cookies so the coffee can impregnate them. I also added chocolate powder on top so it hides imperfections in flatness on the top
>>64623825
what alcohol did you use?
>>64623865
I did not put any alcohol because I don't have red wine at home
>>64623865
>>64623985
Aren't you supposed to put cherries and amaretto?
>>64624023
you can use rhum too. I did not have any of those drinks at home and I've always been doing my tiramisu without alcohol anyway
>>64624154
Good. Denmark would probably put glögg in it
>non-Italians making tiramisu
No. Stop. Just. Stop. Don't talk about it, don't do it. Just shut up and follow the relevant Italian food bloggers.
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>64624214
>being a nationalist
>>64624194
I only use white wine and that's for hot meals like Boeuf Bourguignon or Bolognese. I don't like using alcohol with a bigger % on non heated stuff
>>64624214
I'm sure we can trust the French when it comes to cooking whatever.
>>64624342
>>64624023
>cherries
no
>amaretto
yes, although marsala works as well. i prefer amaretto though
>>64624214
>non-Italians
but muh heritage
I was just doing a satire
>>64624356
Hello
>>64624317
Never worked with alcohol except for red wine for bolognese. I guess it can be fun for comfortable days/evening meals when you have friends over and are going to have a funny night with alcohol, laughter and games
Made a good sauce for New Year's. Port and red wine.
>>64624371
Hello
>>64624413
i've a good sauce in my pants for you ;)
>>64624454
It's cum, isn't it
>>64624413
You made a sauce out of Port and red wine? Isn't Port also wine?
>>64624472
maybe
>>64624495
Yes
>>64624514
So you're just saying that you drank Port and red wine and "mixed" it by drinking it one after the other?
>>64624535
No, I cooked it in a pot and made it into wine
>>64624566
How does that work? Just mix the two, heat the pot and let it cook for a few minutes like glögg? What is it called when you mix Port and red wine in a pot and heat it?
>>64624566
*sauce
>I cooked it in a pot and made it into wine
yes, that's exactly how wine is made
>>64624578
No you also use onion and stock and you cook it for a long time
>>64624588
It's not
>>64624604
So what's it called in the end then and where did you get the idea? Onions, huh? Nice. Me mum used to make onion tea for me when I had a cold, that was always delicious
>>64624630
Port wine sauce or red wine sauce or whatever you want to call it.
We're talking about shallots that you sauté to begin with and then you add the liquids.
>>64624658
Mixing alcohol with alcohol, hehe. And it's all warm in the end. I dodged having Feuerzangenbowle on christmas, which is also nice to drink because it gives you a special kind of drunk feeling
Apparently Liverpoo wants to buy a RB Liepzig player, Emil Forsberg (bild)
>>64623589
>2016
>eating saturated fats, simple carbs and sugar
>>64624767
This, pretty much apploes to any year though
>>64624754
Is he danish?
>2016
>eating
k, fatty
>>64624784
Swedish
>>64624784
swede
>>64624753
You don't have to mix it. Can just use only red wine or whisky. Port is nice and sweet so I like using it with the red
>>64624754
They should be after Sabitzer and Yussuf too
Erdinc have high chances of leaving this summer, to either Bastia or Reims
>>64624876
Hm ok
>>64608379
Taulant is older than Granit
>>64625479
Imagining this is you right after it in your living room
>>64625607
Yeah same, got a good smile out of me
