LOL HALAL MADRID
JUST
http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-james-rodriguez-leads-cops-on-124-mph-chase-1750611527
Is every Madrid forward going to jail?
>deadspin
>>64604480
>>64604663
It's real.
>http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/liga-bbva/james-rodriguez-chased-madrid-training-ground-police-after-speeding-4788922
>I will never have a car capable of doing that for longer than 2 minutes
Is Real Madrid the most JUST club in the last 10 years?
Where's Steve Harvey when you need him
>>64604480
considering this happened in madrid to a halal player they'll probably sweep it under the rug
>>64604663
>>64604914
Deadspin is usually pretty accurate.
Its Gawkers thats the complete SJW cesspool.
Pretty sure Florentino has a deal with Crackovia or some shit like that, it can't be possible that every week something weird happens in the club.
WHO CARES FAGGOT HE WILL JUST PAY A FINE AND THATS IT
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>>64605084
ALEJANDRO CHUMACERO IS THAT YOU
>>64605081
could be a bit more complicated considering he refused to stop at the cops command. It's not only about the speeding ticket anymore.
Someone just wanted a legit NFS/GTA feeling.
>>64605184
Columbians give no fuck about law and order, they have been in civil war for the last 30 years ffs. James will just pay the fine and move on.
Jesus Christ what the fuck has been going on with Madrid within the last year.
>http://screamer.deadspin
is it going to yell at me?
>>64605516
Every other article will yell about your privileges
Does this look funny to anybody else? This is the official AS "photo" of James turning into the Madrid training ground with the cop behind himm, but it looks completely shopped to me..
lmao if any american athlete did that their ass would be in county jail right now
what the fuck is wrong with european police, i rejoice everytime i hear about a nigger getting shot by a cop here, i've been to jail twice and the cops have always been nice to me because i was nice to them.
gotta go fast
>>64605536
It's just been taken at a low level of light so the white balance and iso had to be adjusted
Send him to prison
>>64605380
Colombians here behave, just like everybody else.
On James charges:
>200+ km/h: felony 3-6 months jail
>authority disobedience: felony up to 1 year in jail
this two charges for sure and then, depending on police report and judge opinion:
>reckless driving: 6-24 months sanction
>serious reckless driving: 2-5 years in jail
Depending on how retarded James was during the chase this could go from losing his driver's license and paying a big fine to doing jail time and completely fucking up his life.
>>64605610
>doing jail time for simply speeding
What is this, the Soviet union?
Hamez is a good boy, he didn't do nothing!
>>64605380
50+ years, and it's not a civil war, it's a terrorist group running a highly profitable drug "business" against civilians and the government
>>64605629
Two nights ago I met a women whose dad is a capo in the medllin cartel lol
>>64605624
>Doing jail time for police pursuit
Absolutely, but he's a star in Madrid so he'll get off easy
>>64605654
Is she hot?
>>64605654
How did that nugget of info come out?
>>64605624
the serious problem is not speeding (a fine and maybe lose license) but authority disobedience (bad) and public high speed chase (really, really bad)
>>64605676
She was early 30s but she showed me pictures and no joke before she had kids she looked pretty smoking
>>64605654
Definitely not a good idea to get involved with the daughter of a fucking murderous cocaine addict
>>64605669
Pls read next time, his thing said you can go to prison for 6 months just for exceeding 200 kmh
>>64605718
I'll believe it when he's actually sentenced, celebrities here have had hit and runs and were never punished properly
>>64605701
a bunch of tequila shots, we were on a resort in cancun and her husband said since Ill never see them again he didnt care if I knew
>>64605736
Retatd I'm not talking about this specific case
>have money and nice cars
>don't go to track days
Stupid dumb poor people with money
>>64605757
Calm down before I backhand you
>>64605718
no, it's a 6 month sentence for speeding but you don't go to jail unless the total charges add up to 2 years. Add 1 year for authority disobedience and it's already 18 months total. Then, if the police and judge consider the high speed chase was reckless driving he could reach the 2 year limit and have to go to jail.
>>64605569
cause putting half your population into jail has worked so great for you, right?
>>64605624
it's the same here if you're going fast enough above the speed limit, like if you're just doing like 10-15 above then it's not a huge deal but if it's a lot above it can be
my brother got 1 year in jail for going 120mph in a 30 mph zone
it's called like reckless endangerment
>>64605792
Ok that makes more sense and is similar to what we have
>>64605788
Kill yourself, for real
>>64605819
Smoking wedds is bad mmkay
"Official" Photo from AS
Source: https://twitter.com/English_AS/status/682981398492385280
>Jamemes
>>64605853
Hate Humus with a passion but the pic looks really shopped. But it still made it onto their front page lol.
>>64605853
>>64605536
>those differing shadows and light sources
>pulling over for unmarked police vehicles
Did the right thing.
Unless they have proof he was in the car, all they can do is impound the vehicle.
>>64606011
>James car
>clear windows
>high speed chase at 200km/h
>goes to halal's training grounds
>security let him in
>James training there
Yeah, I'm sure the 'I wasn't driving' defense is going to work perfectly fine.
>>64606011
You couldn't be more wrong, what an amazing post.
>>64606103
Way to disprove me, faggot.
>>64605536
>>64605853
>>64605888
tottaly legit picture
![Bale-happy-at-Real-Madrid-Neto-set-to-leave-Fiorentina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yuHYzrV.jpg "Bale-happy-at-Real-Madrid-Neto-set-to-leave-Fiorentina[1].jpg")
Was he trying to catch up with Le Speedy Mong?
>>64605888
>Transit now also on the campaign agent Madrid denounced by Benitez
Top banter
that dressing room is very corrupt/old/accommodated
>this summer
>ramos
>benzema
>pepe
>ronaldo
>james
>marcelo
>>64606362
http://www.espnfc.com/blog/transfer-talk/79/post/2775901/man-utd-eye-goncalo-guedes-real-madrid-to-axe-10
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2604121-real-madrid-transfer-news-cristiano-ronaldo-named-in-10-man-axe-rumours
http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/liga-bbva/florentino-perez-wants-axe-men-from-real-madrid-4788029
16/17 Halal Merdrid will be a very different team, it seems.
>>64606362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbp-cjPaqnI
i forget bale
>>64606133
>did the right thing
Wrong. Running from cops is never the right thing what kind of idiot are you?
>all they can do is impound the vehicle
Wrong, the owner of the car is liable for anything regardless of proof. They can arrest him or revoke his license in addition to impounding the car.
>>64606411
>Running from cops is never the right thing
check out this bootlicking faggot.
>>64606406
soon monkey soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sc3yN6eu00
>>64606472
enjoy your NOTITLES until Perez croaks
>>64606459
When you break the law and endanger other people you should accept responsibility like an adult.
>>64605067
deadspin has been jezebel 2.0 the past few years
>>64606495
>implying that the undecima will not be this may
>>64606459
you have to be a complete retard to try drive away from the cops when they are asking you to stop.
Not surprised coming from the brilliant mind of James https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24
>>64605067
Sounds like someone doesn't read deadspin. It's very much a SJW cesspool
>>64605516
Only if you're a white male
>>64606651
tbf he seems to have a speech impediment
He was probably blasting some awful reggaeton like he's known to do.
Wouldn't surprise me if he genuinely did not notice them.
>>64605054
Whatever happend to the whole Messi and Neymar tax evasion thing?
>>64604480
This guy is overrated, autistic, and a faggot.
>>64605853
>>64605888
wtf is wrong with the back window? Its blacked in the middle and on the left and right it doesnt show what should be there...fucking shopped f
>>64605853
there was an attempt.jpg
>>64605888
>trafico se suma a la campaña que denuncio Benitez.
kek
>>64605184
unfortunately, there are no crimes without victims that cannot be paid
btw in what stage is Benzema at this point? Is he just gonna get away with it?
>>64607720
Both cases still going on. Messi accused of being the mastermind of a supposed international tax evation scheme when he was 17 and Barcelona being accused of tax fraud in the buy of Neymar, even though they declared everything they paid and the contract form used was 'what every club in spain does' according to Iker Casillas' manager. Those won't be swept under any rug, don't worry, spanish government is too butthurt with Catalonia.
>>64605536
>>64605853
looks like the original pic was actually a night time one
>giving a shit about lel liga players
>2016
>>64605888
Man, spanish football newspapers are the best. I read them everyday. They are full of lies and half truths, and their comment section is amazing.
