Philly, can we please somehow convince him to be our head coach?
DEAR
>>64542566
He's more likely to be Tampa's.
sorry senpai
he's never gonna coach again
Why the fuck would anyone want to Coach in Philly?
No chance he's leaving that cozy job and risk exposing himself as a bad coach
>>64542566
Jon said he will not coach ever but he did say if he had to choose it would probably be the raiders for that unfinished business that al later apologized for before he died
>>64542614
>gruden
>bad coach
He turned legitimate shit team into gold
hell he turned the two star player bucs into a owl winner in his first year
>>64542607
money and high standard of living. Memes aren't important IRL
>Inherit 4-12 team
>10-6 season
>another 10-6 season
>have season that would have likely been 7-9
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>fire head coach
>think anyone else wants to coach at the shit hole that is Philly.
>>64542658
>winning with another man's team and system means he is good
Lmao
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>>64542692
>high standard of living
>Philadelphia
>>64542607
>he's never actually been to Philly
It's warmer then boston but not a sawmp like virginia
>>64542702
you see this is what it looks like from a uninformed point of view
>spend 70mil on maxell , a product of seattle's defense scheme
>spend 50mil on demarco , a product of cowboy's oline
>proceed to trade away players at a fast rate for one year contracts
>don't bother signing the best players who were willing to stay
>proceed to give away draft picks to potentially receive a qb
>that qb is picked 2 and now your whole plan has failed
>get burnt by the worst teams in the league and win in stunning fashion against mediorce teams
>the best you do all season is ruin romo's shoulder
>>64542731
>definition of a cuck
>>64542731
>another man team
>system
Ask any buc fans what they expected for the season before gruden I guarantee most of them will expect a first round bye or at least a nfcc if we played our cards right
Gruden turned our team into a legitmate owl contender in a mediorce division with a tough schedule
before gruden we had to stable scheme , nothing. We had two star players and those two carried our team to the owl
>>64542767
Blame the shitty organization for making a guy with ZERO NFL experience a GM.
EAGLES HAVE ALREADY HIRED SCHIANO
>>64542566
All the shit the Pats do with Gronk JG invented in the late 2000's
His offensive genius will never coach again.
>>64542747
got bad news for you. Coaches don't live in the shitty inner city areas. Philly suburbs are among the most affluent in the nation with access to some of the best schools and healthcare facilities. Sort of like Boston light with less depressing wealther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnMY_7enX3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emWt5Oa1w70
>>64542615
Jon also said he always wanted to coach for Philadelphia at one point. He now has his chance and if Lurie throws the money at him he'll jump from the sinking ship that is ESPN
>>64542658
Tony Dungy built the Bucs, then got fired by racists and went to Indy and built a champion around Manning. Gruden took his team to Owl, lost to old Gruden team which was meh in a meh division at the time, and never got any better as his career in Tampa went on, how is he elite?
It's funny how the """true fans""" have to be contrarians about this and say it's a bad move yadda yadda yadda. Motherfucker if you actually paid attention to this team the past three years, you'd know it was going nowhere fast. Three years into his run, losing every game in sight and we're still loyal to the dumb fucking hurry up/no audible gimmick offense? Everything the Eagles have done with Kelly has been fucking atrocious and nothing has worked out. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to see the pattern of autism that's been plaguing this fucking team for the past three years.
>>64542761
I've been to Filthy many times, and unfortunately live within smelling distance of that shit hole. (Cape May, New Jersey). I honestly thought all cities looked like that until I went to Baltimore and saw how much nicer THAT looked in comparison. The worst thing is that Pukedelphia isn't contained. It's SPREADING.
>West Chester
>Camden
>Newark
It's like a festering wound rotting in every god damn direction and the only way to cure it is to chop it off. I hate your city, I hate your sports teams and I especially hate the people. The only solace I take is how much misery you apes suffer on a daily basis at the hands of each other and at the doing of your shitty sports teams.
I hope the nuke comes soon.
>mfw I die of radiation poisoning
>>64542972
Sad if this is true BB was keeping a schiano in his back pocket for DC if Matt Patricia gets hired away
only Philly fans would want to ruin the best thing to happen to football broadcasting in a decade
man you guys are the worst
He makes $6.5 million a year just to say silly shit on TV with no stress at all. Why would he want to go to that dumpster fire of a team? Lmao keep dreaming faggots
>>64542731
But then someone took his Raiders to the owl
>>64543404
>New Jersey
>>64543509
And lets not forget he would have gone to the superbowl himself and probably won but for one little golden rule.
>>64543404
>He lives in New Jersey
>He makes fun of anywhere else
wew 2 the max lad
>>64542573
CHUCKIE
>New Jersey
Holy shit at least lie and say you're a New Yorker like the rest of your scum do and save yourself some embarrassment.
>>64542767
the nigga GMs like he turned the salary cap off in madden
>>64543404
>Poo Jersey
>>64543544
>implying it wasn't an accurate interpretation of the tuck rule
>>64543404
Pretty goddamn bad when someone from America's armpit insults your ass, but I agree with them, fuck Philly, horrible people who are never happy with anything, put cheesewiz on fucking steak and cheese and call it good, anytime I took the amtrak through that city and I was sleeping I instantly woke up b/c it smells like the toilet fucking busted, and went to one Phillies game and saw a fight break out between 6 Philly fans, christ.
>>64542615
>Raiders
Yes please
>>64543823
I will in no way defend New Jersey, it's a shit hole. Every waking moment is bi-polar pendulum between depression and rage; HOWEVER, It's literal only redeeming feature is that it's better than Philadelphia, why else do those faggots keep vacationing here?
Fun Fact: I've been shot at more times in Philadelphia than Kabul
Choose your TireFire City Power Rankings:
>Detroit
>Cleveland
>Baltimore
>Philly
>Pittsburgh
Why does everyone stroke this guy's cock every time an NFL/CFB job comes up?
>>64543929
>Detroit
>Newark
>Philadelphia
>New Orleans
>Mogadishu
Baltimore at least has the harbor and other nice areas around the ghetto. What the fuck do the other cities have?
>>64543877
>I've been shot at
Theres your problem right there, you're poor
>>64543957
any coach who's won a super bowl is highly regarded
EDP445 for coach!
Make your roster entirely out of QBs
no way would he pass that up
>>64543987
>He's never been shot at
You call yourself American?
>>64544006
Yeah but look at Ditka and New Orleans
>>64544050
I'm not saying if it's right or wrong, but that's the reason his name keeps getting thrown in everywhere
>>64543631
no it was 100% correct
doesnt mean its not hilarious
Why is that everytime a coaching job opens up, everyone starts clamoring for Jon Gruden? What's the appeal of a guy who hasn't coached in nearly a decade, with a career record just slightly over .500? What am I missing?
>>64543404
did you actually try to attribute Newark to Philly? Did you move to cape may yesterday, or are you just retarded?
>>64543527
>>64543556
>>64543612
>>64543823
and you faggots, NJ is one of the best states in the country by every objective metric. And demand for property would suggest its also a highly desirable place to live according to the only metric that matters. suck it niggas.
>>64543404
Camden would have gone to hit on it's own, family.
I've only been there once, but Dear God, I'd rather live in Philly then go to Camden again ever.
People I actually know who are actually from Jersey agree with me.
>they hire gruden
"NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE REAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS, WHAT I NEED IS SOMEBODY WHOSE A REAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, A REAL GRINDER"
>>64544414
shit*
>tfw half drunk to celebrate Kelly's firing :^)
>>64542578
GIVE BACK, ILL TAKE A PILE OF DOG SHIT OVER LOVIE
>>64542566
>2 Gruden bowls per year
YES
To those talking shit about NJ, please don't compare North Jersey to South Jersey. South Jersey, despite Camden, actually is nice compared to that shithole called North Jersey aka New New York
>>64544402
No, just no, no no no no no no no no no no no no. No.
>>64544402
>NJ is one of the best states in the country by every objective metric
i fucking wish i could be in this much denial.
>>64544402
>NJ is one of the best states in the country by every objective metric
what about reputation
Gruden is under contract with ESPN until 2021.
>>64547648
>insults NJ
>posts guineas from jersey to establish point
K
>>64545608
George R.R. Martin is from Bayonne NJ.
>>64543605
Jason Alexander is from Newark NJ.
North NJ main exporter of culture to all of sp
>>64547648
>>64545608
>>64545457
fine retorts. Also, reputation isn't objective.
>>64551465
Im sure theres an opt out
If he is fired by the Browns, the Eagles need to hire Mike Pettine. He is the perfect fit.
Eagles have been irrelevant since the "Dream Team" comment
>>64551538
>4Chan: The Book Series writer
wow real cool accomplishment
I'll give you Costanza though
>>64551720
Even more if a retard than the last two coaches?
>>64544050
And Bellicheck used to coach the Browns before he was fired. Contrary to popular belief, the head coach isn't the last word of a team and a competent head coach doesn't guarantee you'll win anything. Football is a sport where ALL of the pieces have to come together if you ever want to win a championship. The Front office, the coaches, the coordinators and the players.
The 85 bears dominance was greatly helped by their defensive coordinator, not Ditka but that doesn't mean Ditka didn't play a key role but having both greatly helped
