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>Dortmund forward Aubameyang, 26, is in negotiations over a new contract with the German club, but says he is aware of Paris Saint Germain's interest in him.
>Arsenal are preparing to offer €18m for Leverkusen's Mexican forward Javier Hernandez, 27.
Italian clubs Juventus and Inter Milan are both interested in signing 26-year-old Bayern centre-back Holger Badstuber.
>Mainz' Japanese striker Yoshinori Muto, 23, who has scored 7 goals this season, is a €17m target for English giant Manchester United.
Sun back page
>Freshly announced Hannover boss Thomas Schaaf is trying to convince Hoffenheim's Hungarian striker Ádám Szalai, 28, to join the Bundesliga's pre-bottom club on loan until the end of the season.
>Ex-Manchester United player Ray Wilkins believes the Old Trafford club's decision to sell Mexico striker Javier Hernandez, 27, to Bayer Leverkusen was a mistake.
>Bayern younglings Sinan Kurt and GIanluca Gaudino are involved in loan talks
>Despite huge interest from Bundesliga fans all over the world, Bayern Munich will not play any test matches against Danish clubs during the winter break
>>64532112
>>Arsenal are preparing to offer €18m for Leverkusen's Mexican forward Javier Hernandez, 27.
lmao
ugh
>>64532112
>Dortmund forward Aubameyang, 26, is in negotiations over a new contract with the German club, but says he is aware of Paris Saint Germain's interest in him.
He just signed a new contract though.
Also Hofmann to BMG's confirmed.
Execute all Germans.
>>64532156
Merkel pls
Germany on suicide watch.
>>64532229
fite me kunt
>>64532112
>Despite huge interest from Bundesliga fans all over the world, Bayern Munich will not play any test matches against Danish clubs during the winter break
Wise choice
>>64532306
fuck off
>>64532145
These premature contract extensions mean pay rise.
>people not realizing these rumors are just copied from /trans/ with name exchanged
ugh
>>64532773
Some of them are real. Apparently St Gallen are looking at getting Gaudino on loan.
>reading transfer rumours
>reading /bundes/ ops
>>64532112
>26-year-old Bayern centre-back Holger Badstuber
literally who?
>>64532791
Bayern II has a higher quality than St. Gallen
>>64532865
That's a bit harsh desu. The league as a whole is probably about midtable 2. Bundesliga quality.
>>64532828
Your wife's son
>Muto to Man U
>>64532828
Some guy made out of glass.
how is /bundes/ today
>>64532980
Good for him and Gladbach
>>64533104
hello
>>64533104
tired. i just got out of my bed.
>>64532980
Why does Eberl keep signing talents that are stuck and dont develop anymore. Hazard, Schultz, Drmic, now Hofmann?
>drmic
>talent
>>64533301
he was seen as a young talent when leverkusen signed him
>>64533307
Most people saw him as a one-season wonder no?
>>64533331
pretty much
Is that you in /trans/, Denmark?
Answer me!
>>64533557
http://youtu.be/40JmEj0_aVM
>>64533627
This might be of use:
>>64533201
>>64533627
good song btw
>>64533731
I watch webms in a VLC app. It's not the perfect situation, but works well enough.
>>64533742
Sweden is probably my favourite country in the world.
o-okay
>come into bundes
>Denmark is shitposting
>it ain't me starts playing
Iceland > Norway > Denmark > Sweden
if you disagree, you're a fucking terrorist
>... you're a fucking terrorist
implying that's a bad thing.
>>64533796
Is this some sort of cuck ranking?
>>64533810
whoa, calm down there, ahmed
Iceland> Sweden=denmark> Norway >>> finlanf
I'll leave you for today. Goodbye /bundes/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUzOWF9aD0
>>64533835
delet this!
Germany=China
Switzerland=Japan
Austria=Korea
Holland=Indonesia
Denmark=Mongolia
>>64533557
Denmark is trans.
>tfw no qt mtf dk gf
I always have this cute persona in /bundes/ but on other boards I'm very rude all the time
>>64533947
>not being nice all the time
>>64533941
no what?
>>64533947
you won't find the love of your life like that
>>64533881
Write you
>>64533941
Reminder that feels are cancer and must be purged at any cost.
>>64533992
mtf = male-to-female
dk = Donkey Kong
hi
Where is everyone, by the way?
>my mum got me super noodles for christmas
>>64534031
in u r mom löööl
>>64534092
rofl 10/10 comedy gold
>>64534092
>GOAT.webm
>>64534367
theres a video out there were a couple of bayern players are playing with the bayern basketball team, and I think Muller almost dunks it.
shit was dope
Darts and the City derby from 20:00 tonight.
Were are you gonna watch Leicester-Man City with the lads?
>>64534434
I will be watching the darts in my brother's old room.
>>64534434
Here
>>64534447
YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA
>>64534434
Hhere
>>64534489
KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO
>>64534447
ugh
Hello?
Hello?
>>64535188
This is going to be uneventful
>>64535228
Adrian Lewis v Mensur Suljovic
Gary Anderson v Vincent van der Voort
Michael van Gerwen v Raymond van Barneveld
>sinan kurt to hertha
like cuckwork
>>64535300
viel spaß mit dem brudis
>>64535238
BTFO
49376d85a72197abf3800d4dd30d4247ba7f202a
exclusive bundes acestream
I'm not sure how to cook the duck breast this time
>>64535476
black
I wanted to put diced carrots, selery, garlic and onions into an oven form, add a little soy sauce mixed with water, then put the duck breast onto it after I shortly put it into a hot pan so the skin is a bit brown. I then wanted to let everything cook in the oven for about 2 hours.
I feel like this won't work
Is it illegal to masturbate to pictures of yourself as a child?
>>64535904
good question bruv
>>64535978
this fucking picture combined with this answer LOL
>>64535904
I don't know. I doubt it unless the image is obscene.
Alright I will blend the vegetable stuff afterwards and let everything in the oven for about an hour. Will eat broccoli and wild/brown rice with it
>>64535188
Got a cheeky fiver on Man City to win 1-0, 2-0 or 2-1.
Based group score betting.
>>64536050
Unlucky. 3-1 to Leicester
This "feels" like Bochum versus Leipzig
>>64536099
I can't stand City so either way I win.
>called kante
>isn't a kante
>Manchester United scored 22 goals in 19 matches
lol
Is Leicester City a better team than Manchester City?
english chants suck so much shit
This "is" basically Dortmund versus Bayern.
Dortmund=Leicester
Bayern=City
>>64536187
Yes but City are a better club
>>64536130
>>64536231
Objection
>>64536210
no it's not
>MONSUR
Fuck that guy
english """""""""""""""""""atmosphere""""""""""""""""""
drinking mojito while watching city - leicester~
>>64536298
Thanks for telling us. Enjoy the booze
De Bruyne is rapid. Kante struggled to catch up to him.
>>64536294
did de bruyne ever get a chant in germany? i think not
I feel like this match will not be ruined if Manchester City score the first two goals
Vardy would be good in the bundes.
>>64536320
because he played at wolfsburg
>>64536341
Leicester do not know when they are beat
>>64536366
and now he plays for the english wolfsburg
>>64536366
You now remember him at Werder
>the current 2nd best team of the best league in the world is winning by hoofing the ball at a very very fast man
wow. haha
>>64536412
Aren't Leicester playing a beautiful game all the time?
>>64536409
>werder
>a long standing traditional club
>cheering for one particular at that time not even special de bruyne
No shots on goal general
>>64536441
Yes. High energy, brutal football.
>being this reliant on a single player
>being this bad at tactics and rotation
>having this few options
I'm talking about Manuel Pellegrini, Vincent Kompany and Manchester City
Meanwhile David Alaba, Juan Bernat and Medhi Benatia are constantly missing without Bayerns defense shitting the bed
Robben would have scored that
>>64536813
Nah
Grated cheese powerranking:
Pecorino >>>> Parmesan > Granda Padano
Don't even try to debate me you fools.
Gotze would have scored that
Is Kaspar Schmeichel connatural with the Schmeichel who is doing all the advertisements with Oliver Kahn?
>>64536884
He really wouldn't have, but I can see why you wrote that
>>64535904
Only if it's cp
>>64536868
What's the difference between Pecorino and Parmesan? Is it like Parma ham and Serrano Ham?
>>64536904
Father and Son
>the first half will end 0-0 and there is nothing you can do about it
>these svhmeichel kicks
Literally rec league soccer
It's connatural to, not with
>>64536964
Really? When does that ever happen, a son of a famous footballer actually making it as big as his father
>>64536958
It's made out of sheep's milk.
It's Kasper too, not Kaspar.
>Peter Schmeichel got a son at age 23
>>64537000
Michael and Brian's dad was professional in Austria and played for the Danish national team.
>not watching Leeds vs derby
>>64536989
The Schmeichels are better throwers than kickers.
>>64537018
Pecorino is always made out of sheep's milk? What is Parmesan made of? Cow's milk? Where can I buy Pecorino? Is it available at my local ALDI?
>>64537032
That doesn't count for some reason
>>64537000
He has someway to go to match Petr, but I see what you are saying.
>>64537079
He sure does
>>64537077
I fully understand.
Daily and Danny Blind?
Pretty good darts matches this evening session
>dat Fuchs
>>64537141
>Daily
>>64537141
No?
>Farty
Cesare and Paolo but I don't know how big Cesare was
>>64535449
Maybe he might be useful if someone gets injured.
Otherwise there is no need for him in the current team.
>Effiziente Offensive: Nur drei Vereine haben in der Hinrunde mehr Tore geschossen als die Berliner, die 26-mal trafen. Und das mit nur 158 Torschüssen – so selten schoss sonst niemand aufs Tor.
>Defensivbollwerk: Mit nur 18 Gegentoren stellt Hertha BSC die zweitbeste Abwehr der Liga
>Laufmeister: Es ist unlängst bekannt, dass Vladimir Darida der laufstärkste Spieler der Liga ist. Pro Spiel rannte der Tscheche 13,1 Kilometer und hing damit alle anderen ab
Viktor and Bobby
>being up against 3 or 4 guys
Just pass then
>>64537281
hehe
somehow they played the ball right
What are you doing in the halftime
>>64537266
it's not even that, he comes from a retarded rich family and is an absolute cunt
his personal manager is an absolute cunt and will sell him to the next best team if his marktwert rises just a little
>>64537390
Drugs
>>64537390
Bathroom
>>64537427
he also tried to fuck our shit up for not agreeing on a contract with fc bayern the first fucking time, seriously fuck that kid
you will not want him, he will look down on the fans and the team
>>64537000
Chappi's Dad was a footballer too. Killed Favre's playing career.
>>64537390
checking out stuff on my phone
AJAB
>>64537379
did any of them get redcarded
not watching the game
>>64537735
No foul awarded
Watch bony come in and score the winner
>>64537760
I can see it happen
Not a Gladbach fan, but just watching the Sinan Cunt transfer unfold showed me everything I need to know about his personality. Have fun with that Schnösel, Hertha.
>>64537753
wow
City must score soon
Fun fact: In 2015 Götze scored 3 (three) league goals, two of those in the 8-0 game against Hamburg.
>37 million
is aguero playing? /sp/ told me he was in the top 3 best strikers in the world
>>64537901
he's not even the best striker on city's bench
>>64537901
>aguero
>top 3 best strikers
>>64537760
Wilfried pls come back to Swansea
:(
>>64537850
Why?
>>64537924
stfu numbers
>>64537926
So my compatriot can win her bet
>>64537862
who
>>64537921
weird right? brits love to brag about aguero
truth is
Suarez
Benzema
Griezmann
are the best strikers
>>64537968
Mario "Pep's Wunschspieler" Götze
>>64537997
Mario "Kann den Ball nicht kontrollieren" Götze
WHY DO THEY CLAP AND NOT CHANT
god its annoying
>>64538022
Mario "Kugel̶b̶̶l̶̶i̶̶t̶̶z̶rund" Götze
ozil is better than david silva
>>64537862
Bayern's version of a Beany Baby - value-wise and visually.
>>64538015
I mean I can lay down in it , operate the mouse and watch the screen, while touching myself.
It's just not quite the best solution but I think if I really want to have some kind of lurking heaven I need to change the desk and screen situation as well so the chair/cotton bag isn't entirely at fault.
Still not sure if I will keep it.
Your suggestion isn't sufficient, just look at the butt position. There's too much stress on my lower back
>>64538089
Mario "Wäre mal besser geworden sein als messi gewesen war" Gotze
>this guy memeing wrong
ugh
>35 posters
>one of them is quiz
ugh
>tfw browsing /bundes/ on my oculus rift in my floatation tank
>one day you'll have cybersex with a virtual reality version of Denmark
>another 0-0
>>64538212
doubt
>>64538212
+ two fake quizzes
quiz is literally too easy to spot
he isn't here
he can't resist people talking shit about Bayern
he will always talk shit to them
he also posts these weird pictures or talks about music
>>64538463
quiz pls
>>64538515
I am >>64538181
>>64538102
feels wrong
>>64537984
>Benzema
>Griezmann
come on you frog eater, you're projecting your own players
besides, gignac is going to replace Benzema in your national team.
this match is fucking shit
>not watching the arrers right now
good night
>>64538873
night
I pity whoever didn't watch the arrers just now.
Match of the year.
>>64538757
yes
>>64538873
bye
Night
>>64539902
Amazing stuff
>>64540087
Kroos confirmed for ISIS
