if canada doesnt score 10 goals its a loss
Thanks for making a thread for us.
>>64513438
thanks for allowing all your skilled hockey players to play in the american hockey league as well as the national hockey league
>Less than a minute in and refpuck
Gibe stream.
BURN DOWN THE HOME, STROME
>>64513489
ustream.tv/sports
>tfw like denmark too much to want to blow them out
>>64513355
Is this the new latvia canada game from the olympics?
>>64513633
>>64513633
>>64513633
non americaitlyn version
>>64513591
has the potential
>>64513776
cry more
>>64513776
fuck off
>>64513776
>3 posts
>1 IP
top fucking cuck I fucked yer mom
>>64513479
No problem, we honestly don't have enough places for them to play.
I don't see Vegreville getting a team.
>>64513945
It's 2 posters mane
whelp, Spengler is more important anyway
>>64513945
there are two posters you retard
>>64513633
>>64513633
>>64513633
>PANIC
TOP KEK
>>64513987
at least in my experience the second post from OP counts as a separate IP. I could be wrong though
It's over, Canada is a bust
well finland lost and usa lost so holy shit sweden is the best
>>64514076
>Sweden is better than Danemark
DENMARK STRONG
>tfw canada is all swedish and no finish
>not getting a shutout
shit team desu
>It was 1-0
Always the evil wins
>>64514129
lyl. I was just about to post a screenshot of the 1-0 score and then canada scored
their jerseys are too similar
>>64514103
But Virtanen plays for Canada.
Is Seldrup this year's Godla?
>>64514184
and nylander was born in calgary. fuck these rules letting cucks play for whatever country they want
[vgs] chazbot
>canada conceded a goal to denmark
LMAO
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE RINKS TO PLAY ON
>>64514184
...its a pun
>>64514135
at least putins p cool
>>64514226
>He thinks Canada can produce something so beautiful and pure as Nylander
Just look at you motherfuckas, that family tree involves more than some 236/5213 Cherokee shit
this team canada actually sucks and won't medal
>>64514309
Why aren't they smiling?
all of them are looking like idiots with mental disorder
>>64514340
who gets bronze russia or sweden
>>64514309
>Babyface
>Good looking
>Sweden
>Only one goal
>Get scored on by Denmark
>Denmark
>>64514388
>I was raped by a frenchman and I love it
>>64514438
>my girlfriend was raped by a nigger and I love it
Who /comfy/ here
>>64514373
USA
>>64514476
You should call the cops m8
>>64514438
>I'm into kiids and i'm normal
Sweden get out
>national midget championship
every time
>tfw spengler doesnt match up perfectly with intermission
>>64514490
>finally slow
>a fucking ice storm
>working from home
>delegating tasks to my interns and not coding shit myself
>watching canada lose to denmark in my red wings blanket
life is gud
>>64514503
Take your own advice Sweden
>>64514546
why are you watching a cup that the swiss win
>canadas pride and joy is drake
>>64514476
I'm sure you do.
>>64514606
got a problem with that? I bet you think Nickelback suck too.
>>64514606
>justin bieber
>nickelback
>>64514606
>America's pride and joy is McDonald's
>>64514596
why werent you invited?
>>64514630
Avril lavigne was good, desu
Protest the Hero is pretty baller too
too bad their Kezia tour was in canada, I had to be in london and their shitty music hall
How many players on canada will actually play in the NHL
basically Strome, Konecny, Fleury
that's about it
>>64514764
I wonder how she is going to follow up Hello Kitty
>>64514693
not sure. why do all the best hockey players live and play in the US?
Is queneville actually in top6?
What the fuck has he ever done?
>>64514816
Marner, Point, Vertanen
>>64514816
Isn't Quenneville on the roster? If he is he will play
>>64514810
at least we arent finland, right?
>>64514810
DUDE WEED
>>64514816
>Fleury
He's a massive bust mate, even Hickey is better.
>>64514764
>london and their shitty music hall
better than call the office or the embassy(r.i.p.)
Thanks for the support guys.
>>64514852
He's good defensively, better than any slovak defensemens
>>64514893
lol no Canada's D is all shit Fleury is the only one that will be an NHLer
>>64514854
>Marner
nice meme
>>64514916
anyone that isnt canada is a friend of mine
>>64514916
RARE
A
R
E
FLAG
L
A
G
So can we give the gold to Sweden already?
>>64514916
any time
>>64514854
>Cancucks picked Virtashitanen with >finnish choking genes instead of Nylander the best player to aver grace the AHL and soon NHL
>>64514834
because there isn't enough good american players to sustain the league thus the reliance on canadians, also because we are good enough to get invited
>4 shots on goal
>1 goal
lmao
>>64514937
Isn't he a center
lol this isn't even our final form
Blackwood'll lock shit down once his suspension's up.
Christ, this team is bad.
whats the score i'll watch
>>64514916
We all want you to win
>>64514991
1-1
>>64514941
Fleury isn't even a good WHL defensemen, what makes you think he will make it in the NHL
>>64514937
yes you usually put defensive grinders on top lines
jesus christ, hope you're not comparing slovakia with canada
>>64515019
>isn't even good
he's the best in the league dipshit lmao
>>64514989
Yes, that's the meme mate
>>64514908
>London has their shit tier music hall and Call The Office
>Sarnia is losing The Trinity
RIP SWO Music scene everyone move to Windsor
lol jk Windsor is a shithole.
>>64514937
>better than any slovak defensemens
Slovak hockey is dead mate. Making fun of the dead is rude.
>>64515057
Ah ok, I just want him to do well since my team drafted him and they desperately need a good center
>first lead
>>64515048
>He's better than Bean
Do you even Watch the WHL?
DENMARK BTFO!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>64514816
Sanheim desu lad
lol fluke goals
>>64515108
>BEAN
L M F A O
alright opinion officially discarded
It is over. Well it was fun denmark.
QUENNEVILLE
U
E
N
N
E
V
I
L
L
E
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IS COLDPLAY CANADA'S GOAL HORN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>64515156
Just how cuck can one nation be?
>>64515110
>>64515140
We're gonna give it a shot though.
>>64515156
>>64515170
try to sit like that right now. feel how unnatural it is. that man is gay.
>>64515136
>H-he's right so I must damage control
kek
kek that's queneville
>>64515226
Big man at the front of the net where he should be good positioning 2bh
>>64515211
stop replying to me your opinion has already been discarded
>>64514076
No surprise. Check out their team. Full of nhl draft picks and soon to be nhl ready players. USA and Canada are the only other teams with that kind of skill. Group A is stupidly overskilled compared to Group B
>this lack of an effective powerplay
Which Canadian province has the posters with the most hockey knowledge?
why do they even bother with the neck guard rule? Almost every player out there found the smallest most beat up guard they could find. You can see most of their neck.
>>64515313
Ontario and it's not even close
>strategy for team denmark
>>64515272
Why are you replying to me if you don't want to accept the truth
Why the fuck are they celebrating??? What a shit team
It's over Denmark is finished!
>>64515323
>he doesnt have a choker fetish
>>64515313
Any of the prairie provinces.
so is barzal canada's only hope?
wew lad
>>64515313
Knowledge doesn't come by province mate.
lol just end the game now before it gets out of hand
>>64515404
no he sucks
wow that is not a good goaler
>>64515313
A prairie one.
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
>>64515313
Prairies on a per capita basis
>>64515313
nobody who posts on /sp/ has hockey knowledge.
>>64515428
better than any laffer out there
>>64515404
Queneville is Canada's true hero
MILF
>>64515503
no shit but he's still fucking terrible
not even the best islander
>>64515457
Whatever happened to Sean, speaking shitposters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDrVwBPCGmY
puck drop soon
that expedia commercial gave me cancer
>>64515562
Pretty much this, Beauvillier would carry a team better than Barzal
>>64515569
His dad came back.
>>64515586
You wouldn't party with Cabbie in Mexico?
>>64515562
watch passes too, not just goals
then again he's got a snipe goal too
not sure what your problem is
Didn't know Ireland cared about hockey
>>64515654
or just watch games other than canada vs. denmark
>>64515673
there's an expat who posts from there
What happens to the guys on WJC teams that don't make the highest leagues and don't have the skill ceiling to? Are they just minor league journeymen forever or do they pursue alternate careers?
>>64515639
best party ever - two fruits shooting at an empty net
when will the hicketts meme end
two straight years of this midget
>>64515705
as an american you should tell us
>>64515633
LIES
>>64515716
Sounds like all my parties desu.
>>64515733
Canada had players injuried, so we had to keep him
>>64515739
That doesn't make sense I don't follow hockey regularly
>>64515705
No idea because that doesn't happen to Canadian players
>>64515739
Ok. They end up being faggots with canadian flags posting on 4chan
>>64515795
There are posters in this thread from Canada saying only a few of these players will make the NHL though
>>64515785
there's the AHL and ECHL under that, and there's a bunch of different euro leagues that vary in quality of competition
>>64515705
They go to europe to play in Sweden. It's pretty much why the top SHL teams are full of Canadian busts and the shit teams have swedes.
>>64515685
if you're going by the usa game everyone is shit
>>64515848
>>64515852
Ah ok. I think if it were me I'd rather play in Europe and live a comfy life with a cute Euro farm girl or something. And in the offseason just travel around by train and tour.
Mfw bob Mckenzie said Marner wouldnt be that effective this tournament
>>64515733
In 2033 or so.
>>64515705
If they can make it to this level, it's usually because their parents could spend $6000 a year on hockey from 6-16. They can bounce around forever and dad will live vicariously from them.
>>64515933
>1 goal against Danemark
>effective
>>64515933
Why is she so perfect
>it's that part of the game where Gord and Ray talk about their families.
10/10 comfy
>>64515927
If you are canadian and playing in europe you may even have a chance to play for canada in the spengler, the oldest comfiest hockey tournament in the world, if not you just have to hope your team gets invited or play for davos
>>64515927
Countries with minor leagues
>Canada
>USA
>UK
>Finland
>Sweden
>Germany
>Switzerland
>Russia
>China
>Australia
I knew a guy who played for a team in Cardiff.
>>64516020
Kid on the right is assed out
>>64516020
>That kid's face
KEK
>>64515441
I can confirm this. Saskwatcher here. We have nothing else to look forward to during our Siberian cold winters. Hockey keeps us sane. ODR is a pastime. Playing on a frozen slough with some frozen cow shit was once a fairly common activity.
how many goal points have canada scored so far?
>left handed goaltenders
When will this meme end?
>>64516020
>upside down towel
>canadian education
>>64515976
So Tori Black can play her in the porn parody and have sex with another black guy.
>>64516033
Switzerland and Germany would be top tier if you made a decent enough living playing hockey. Idk how much Euro teams play though
>>64516077
BRAVO JJ
>>64516054
More than the swiss and danes combined
>>64516065
>being this Fuhr-ious
>>64516087
Pay not play*
>>64516020
What's a good salary to aim for in Euros to live comfortably in Germany or Switzerland?
>>64516020
One on the right looks like Pierre McGuire...
>>64515963
2 points in the game and just watch him play
>>64516120
I don't know, I don't live in Germany or Switzerland
probably >1000
>mfw I recognize this Korn song on the PA
>now Blink-182
>>64515705
Spend 2-6 years bouncing around in the AHL, looking for starts in the NHL. Eventually they get sick of that and move to an international league. Germany, Sweden, Finland, and the Swiss leagues usually have quite a few Canadians cucking their league.
>>64516104
>Coffee baby
>good
>>64516120
They don't pay them much. It's mostly they give them free housing. I knew someone who played, and the salary was based on your family situation. You got paid more if you were married, even more if you had a kid.
>he had a kid with a woman, and then was out of the league in two seasons
>40 shots against in two periods
do they even teach defence over in Denmark?
>>64516200
Wew lad
>>64516231
If Queneville is a bust, he could teach them how to.
>>64516250
>If
wew lad
>>64516200
Coffee? But Paul didn't play goal.
>>64516222
Checked
Cuck some Euro and get dosh pretty comfy
>>64516240
>tfw 5.4 seconds
>tfw based eberle will never play for the juniors again
>Americans got shut-out by Sweden
lol, getting cucked by the kings of cuckoldry
Canada will at least score a goal on the Swedes
>>64516240
>You will never Watch this smug motherfucker play for team Canada again
Why bother
>>64516263
>He doesn't know Grant Fuhr
Okay
>>64515976
Her mouth is closed. THOSE TEETH.
>>64516282
>>64516295
Stop making me feel this
>>64516282
but I thought he still played for a Junior team?
i cant wait for Blackwood to be back, Macdonald reminds me too much of Mark Visentin.
5-1. How's everybody feeling? Anyone got hopes for a huge Denmark comeback in 3d?
>>64516295
He was top line with Hall & Crosby at the WC and projected to be on the 2018 squad
>>64516412
McMammi will steal his spot mate
How do I watch the game in the UK
>>64516369
cheeky/10
>>64516295
What are the world championships? Oilers won't make the playoffs this year. But will Eberle make that team...shit maybe your right, this guy may end up a bust.
>>64516469
http://hackey69.1apps.com/
>>64516469
Go watch Chelsea mate
>>64516469
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/iihf-finland
>>64516408
>Anyone got hopes for a huge Denmark comeback in 3d?
If it wouldn't mean this Canada team sucks, yes. These games are too early, and I didn't watch much of the 2 actual good games.
>>64516499
that game is over. it ended due to semen running out to slurp.
>>64516499
Trip ON Sosa
>>64516510
I missed the 2 good games myself..
>>64516408
i hope it atleast gets interesting
>>64516369
>>64516565
Tfw the poortugese and Sean are dead
Things changed alot mates
>Ray Ferraro had the nickname 'chicken parm' because it's his favorite meal
>Peyton Manning stole it at the very end of his career
Seems pretty selfish.
>>64516350
fuck off
>>64516616
too busy living vicariously through his son now desu. He is O'Sullivan core.
>>64516614
Hongcouver is pretty much dead with Kippers gone as well
>>64516614
rip orange picker
>Rouke Chartier
Who?
>>64516668
No, Landon isn't this good.
>let me take a selfie
???????
>>64516725
which is why he probably beats him, no?
>>64516655
>that pic
You have a dead fetish or something? Her tits wouldn't even be that big desu.
>>64516740
https://youtu.be/-uq9x69jyTg
slapped him on tv the other day
>>64516768
better mic up Burrows next time they play
>>64516740
No, Landon was just practice for how to raise these guys
>>64516020
They got a great hockey pedigree.
2014-2015 will alwys be the greatest hoc meme year
>>64516850
Nah, 2013-14 was memier because >Rasg
>watching TSN
>ads for Edmonton radio and a restaurant with it's only franchise in BC being Cranbrook
>down 5-1
>keep taking penulty
gg Danemark
>>64516889
You didn't like the Toronto Star one lol.
Was it Denmark last year who won their first game and had staff crying?
>>64516850
one of the memeist drafts too
>>64516891
Well they did keep it 6-1 with all those penalties
>mfw Strome
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64516911
>HfBorads
Please get out
>>64516948
it's called comedy
>That dane in a Chewbacca suit
kek
>Mitchum Marner
What a bust
>>64514816
Crouse will probably make it, if only as a 3rd or 4th liner and because its with Florida.
Detroit see's something in Hicketts, so that alone is as good an endorsement as a player can get. He could make the NHL in a few years after Detroits mandatory development period.
I like McKeowns chances of making the Canes roster eventually. He has shown steady progression and with that right hand shot is always a valuable upside.
Sanheim should easily crack the Flyers lineup in a couple of seasons. He is already better than most their dmen.
Perlini will make the Coyotes, even if he only becomes a 3rd line player.
So I'm counting 8 players who should make it in some capacity. I could also see Marner getting a few tries, but probably will be a bust and get traded around until eventually disappearing.
>>64516231
I'm wondering the same thing. Please tell me when Denmark makes it to the offensive zone
>these Canadian commercials
>>64517122
Why aren't you playing fifa bong? You should do something you know about instead of meming around.
>0 shots
Why is Danemark even in the main tournament?
>>64517122
That Molson ad they're reusing is pretty bad.
>>64517153
American living in UK
Canada: 2
Davos: 0
when will a country other than canadaswedenfinlandrussiaczechrepublicslovakia be good at hockey?
>>64517199
Why aren't you eating McDonalds murrican? You should do something you know about instead of meming around.
>>64517218
What about that team that beat you last game?
