Didn't see one in the catalog, but get in here friends and let the shitposting commence. Starts in 35 minutes
I'm a little afraid that Johnny is going to torch the Chiefs because Hali and Houston are both out.
Dee Ford isn't going to perform as well against a superior Browns offensive line and pass rush is going to SUUUUCK today.
Offense has to score a lot of points because the Browns are getting at least 20 imo.
>tfw can't eat cinnamon rolls because they go straight to my penal fat pad.
Anyone planning to parallelly watch the Titans game? Packers and Cardinals will fight for the NFC 2nd seed today, but the battle for the 1st overall pick between Cleveland and Tennessee will matter even more in the long run.
Also, congratulations to the Browns' Armonty Bryant on ending the record no arrests streak for the NFL. Way to go, fella.
>>64481427
REAL THREAD
Why aren't the Chiefs also victim of SJWs and
>muh little racism: feminism is magic
speeches?
>>64481477
Don't be a jackass, family, this one was created earlier and I'm okay with this.
>>64481483
Because here in the MidBest we don't tolerate such nonsense
Does anyone want the Alex Smith to even be QB anymore?
He's not winning games. The Chiefs are winning in spite of him.
>>64481500
>>64481500
nigga u dum
When all the "experts" are picking the Chiefs to blowout somebody, that's when I get scared for a loss.
>>64481500
I'm impressed that you still manage to commit to this show.
>>64481382
>tfw no pass rush
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY
How many times will the Tostitos "Actually, My Name is Brian" commercial play today?
>>64481539
This shit is funny as fuck in retrospect
>49ers have their QB of the future!
>you lost your chance at GENO SMITH and TEDDY BRIDGEWATER
>>64481539
>>64481526
>>64481519
>>64481517
No one owns an Alex Smith jersey in KC. Most people, especially on Arrowhead Pride and Chiefs Planet hate him.
He's only guaranteeing the Chiefs picking in the 20s instead of a top pick that could be used for a true winner
is there a more boring nfl team than the chiefs? only thing worth getting excited about tears his acl every season
there are worse teams, but none as dull
>>64481576
Here's your (you)
>>64481576
>Gas station fans who found the internet are angry and emotional
Appealing to authority is a logical fallacy, btw.
I know you're just stirring the pot to entertain yourself before the game; it's the same reason I'm willing to reply to you.
>>64481603
the Vikings
even with Adrian fucking Peterson they're boring as shit
>>64481603
>england
>biggest sport is kickball
>calls any NFL team boring
"what an exciting nil nil game m8"
>>64481576
>still this butthurt years later
How's kaep working out?
>>64481635
>>64481614
Ok, show me a picture of anyone in KC with an Alex Smith jersey.
That's what I thought
>>64481671
>>64481635
>Get Smith, win absolutely nothing with him
>Kaep leads SF to a superbowl run
Why are you retards talking
Timnado alarms going off.
>>64481716
>Kaep loses first Super Bowl in 49ers history
I've been to the last two Chiefs training camps up in St. Joe, and people love Alex Smith. He always has one of the biggest groups of people for autographs at the end of practice. He may not be a superstar here, but I'd say it's about half in half with people that like/dislike him.
Rich Gannon looks like a homosexual
That little girl in the back seat of the car in the McDonalds day breakfast commercial is adorable.
>>64481805
People fucking love Alex smith until the Chiefs lose. Then they ride chase daniel dick. Ive hated smith since the beginning and the past couple months I've been getting a lot of shit for it
>>64481809
He looks like a Baldwin cousin.
>>64481336
>Cleveland Browns
>Helmet is orange
explain this
>>64481847
>>64481716
>carried by his defense
>proceeds to lose super bowl
>benched for Blaine fucking Gabbert
Lol okay name faggot
Any streams?
Youngstown bro reporting in, my cable provider is showing the Panthers game instead because the Browns are dogshit. But I know Johnny is going to begin his ascent into elite status today and I don't want to miss it.
>>64481863
Named after a man whose last name was Brown
>>64481869
Yeah. Especially when he checks down on 3rd and long. At least the Chiefs are beating teams they should be beating I guess
What the fuck even is a Brown?
>>64481847
Thing is the "he's afraid to sling it" crap was bullshit and just a generic way for idiots to talk football. The o-line was hogshit during the first half of the season and Smith ran for his life. Add to that, when Jamaal is in the game the offense becomes one dimensional. And the defense didn't really become top 10 until Sean Smith came back. But there were a couple games I really thought he didn't do enough. But this "the whole city hates Alex Smith" notion is 100% hogshit. It's a small idiotic vocal minority. Same people started the "fire Yost" shit who were at the parade on their knees.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM
>>64481960
>>64481941
I think a lot of the conservative offense stuff is on Andy Reid more than Smith but if the Chiefs fall behind by double digits it feels like it would take a miracle to come back. The KC media was hype as fuck after that buffalo game.
And I still think the Chiefs should trade smith for cutler
>>64481960
r/nflstreams
>>64481960
stream2watch
ALEX THE GREAT
Maclin about to cross 1,000 yards on his next catch.
Alabama Crimson Tide could bootyblast both of these teams.
I had no idea Jason avant was still on the team
>>64481985
Let me guess: you are a product of KCMO public schools
>>64482051
>tfw I'm from Johnson county and better than you in every way
Does Brazil-kun have an HD stream for us?
>this tackling
Where my Chiefbros at?!?
Get your Barbeque stained zebra pants out it's GAME TIME!
>Tits already had a fumble six
Damn, they want Bosa really bad.
Smitty really has some underrated legs on him
>>64482096
Raise your confederate flags high!
ALEX VICK
>>64482036
Burning stuff with the Biolite I got for Christmas.
ALEX VICK WILL FUCK YO DOG AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>64481982
My local cbs is carrying the shittsburgh game and cleveland cbs is just out of range.
DJ should have made the Probe Owl instead of Kelce.
We want the broncos to win the division, right?
That first round matchup against Houston is winnable
>>64482132
MO is north of the maso dixon line..
the fuck are you even talking about
Albert Wilson looks slow as fuck.
Oww-Fense
>>64482215
Seriously. How bad are the afc tight ends? Kelce hasn't been pro bowl good this year
>>64482215
He's a pro-bowl alternate, along with Alex Smith.
>>64482298
Gary Barnidge got snubbed.
Year of the Chiefs.. I was saying this week 6 check your screencaps
>>64482239
Slave state son
Touchdown!
Touchdown bitch...lmaooooooooooooooooooo
and Maclin 1,000 yards
official stream for chiefs bros :)
cytu dot be/r/murricasync
>>64482344
Who fucking cares unless you were a slave
White people ended slavery btw
That laser
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>cafés
That was a hell of a throw
Based Smith.
smiff with an elite pass over 3 dbs
>he is nothing more than a game manager
>rushes for several key first downs
>threads the ball through triple coverage
>>64482397
thanks was getting tired of wiziwig
Two more games until all these clowns get fired. This coaching job, and defense, is the worst thing I've seen in the NFL.
>>64482344
>Border state
Have a (you)
>>64482404
It still reflects on the culture. Mizzou was a racist shithole until the heroic Jonathan Butler risked his life
>>64482466
You probably hate white people
>>64482450
must be a new browns fan
>johnny 8ball
Wait, where THE FUCK is Dwayne bowe?
dat pressure
its ogre
>>64482509
No. That's how bad it is this season.
This guys make the Romeo Crennel era look like a golden age.
>>64481500
>>64482559
Over the Dwayne Bowe
App commercials are the modern day version of toy commercials
>>64482559
Didn't he get cut from the Browns?
Guys, I've been thinking about it for a while, and I have to ask: is Smeth elite?
>>64482509
That D-line is disgusting though, i can't find a better word to describe it. That's why >we want Bosa so desperately. Maybe it's because they're still young though and they will get better, because >our best defenders are Starks and Whitner, who are both veterans.
And would you look at that, the Tits fumbled a punt return. I really hope >we had a cupcakier schedule to get ahead of them in teh draft
>>64482663
Is an horse a athlete?
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD!!!
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD!!!
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD!!!
>>64482663
Yes
>>64482696
Hi Russia
>>64482663
all QBs look elite against the browns
THAT RECOVERY, THAT SAVE
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andy "no mercy" reid going on 4th and long against the browns
ALEX FUCKING VICK WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH
we all knew smith was going to just run a delayed draw their. Why doesn't cleveland just blitz him. lmao.
God damn Smith that was beautiful
>walking in a 4th and 4 like its nothing
Something an elite qb would do
>>64482775
they did
That's part of why he ran
>>64482775
what is this "blitz" you speak of?
Foot touchdowns!
Anybody else get the feeling that the hue man will miss an important fg in the playoffs?
Cairo "Fantasy Star" Santos
looked like interference to me
>>64482867
he will score a game-winning one desu
>>64482880
Uncatchable 2bh
>>64482880
Uncatchable tbqhwyfamalam
>>64482919
Thia
Brownstains.
>>64482867
>implying based hueman isn't clutch
>>64482919
It sure would be pottery if he went 1 for 7 tho
>>64482928
>>64482930
uncatchable because that guy is literally riding him on horseback
>>64482650
Underrated post tbqfh, brother
Peters whiffing on that run.
The DROY literally just watched the RB run past him
>It's a Tim commercial.
does anyone have a stream that doesnt stop every 3 seconds?
>3rd &1
>lose yards
#97 absolutely BTFO joe Thomas on that 3rd down play
>>64483063
There are links to a bunch of stream on reddit r/nflstreans
An ad break before a 4th down punt? Seriously?
>>64483117
And after.
How's Johnny Manlel doing? just got back home
>>64483117
It was end of the 1st
>>64483117
Quarter break comrade
>>64483142
threw 2 ints already famalam
>>64483153
>>64483165
Ah yeah, my bad.
>That time of possession
Andy trying to kill clock already
>>64482559
Ever since Tom Brady got more yards in a play than he has in 3 catches all season he became scarce.
>playing conservative up 10 pts at the beginning of the 2nd quarter.
Fucking Andy Reid.
>>64483213
Patriots will sign Bowe during the offseason and he will go randy moss mode
>>64482559
being fat and sassy on the sideline
>>64482559
>>64483213
He's just finishing up his tub of movie theater buttered popcorn. I'm sure he'll be in the game dropping passes in no time.
>>64482559
haven't familiarized himself with the playbook yet.
I shit you not
Playbook almost made the tackle on that run
that trash bag block
>>64483286
Surely not even the Browns are dumb enough to actually throw at Dwayne "Stonehands" Bowe.
The Chiefs simply can't lose and will pe peaking at just the right time... I see them ending Cam's career with a record 10 sacks in the Owl
screencap this
Fuck I forgot today was Sunday. How have the Browns played so far?
Dee ford not staying with his guy.
>letting this goofy looking dr dre motherfucker catch the ball
Manlel is absolute garbage. Literally cannot complete a pass unless it's blown coverage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2GMcjNyAyI
Why are they putting a man on Bowe? They could use that extra man to stack the box or double a receiver that's actually a threat.
>>64483337
Don't know why I laughed so hard
>>64483286
Speak of the devil
Why are they doing the FSU chant?
That was a lateral
>that pass 20 yards past the line of scrimmage
CHIEFS GOT MEMED ON
>>64483459
It's the Cheifs chant senpai
Refball
>refballing for Johnny Domestic Violence
>>64483459
you mean that thing the Atlanta Braves invented and all indian themed teams use?
thank you based Andy "iron testes" Reid
>backwards
The ball was thrown in front of Johnny Manlet are they fucking blind?
>browns qb doesnt even know the rules
Andy "Make Them Bleed" Reid gonna get it reversed
T R I C K Y
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>>64483506
Yeah, the one most commonly associated with FSU
>>64483459
It offends the Native American groups
>that movie will only be good because of Aubrey plaza
>>64483555
I wouldn't know I don't watch pee wee football
>>64483585
Me neither but even I recognize that
>>64483254
Randy Moss could run. Brady doesn't need another bum that can't catch or run.
Andy "spread the seed" Reid absolutely clutch
I thought it was a forward pass initially, now I think it was a lateral.
Unbelivable, Coons didn't get blocked. Maybe he has some potential after all.
Andyball
>>64483604
all indian teams do it not just the chiefs
Did barnidge like Star Wars?
Attempted Dragon
I approve.
lots of colleges and high schools just rip off other colleges fight songs too, no one really cares
SMETH GOING DEEEEEEEEEEEP
Now everybody forget about this throw when criticizing him
ALEX "DRAGON" "BALLS DEEP" "SMOKE YOU LIKE METH" SMETH
Tramon is one rough motherfucker, every damn game he allows a big PI
Browns have no fucking chance
>tfw afraid Kelce will fumble every time he gets the ball
>>64483721
So KC is on the same level as a college or high school?
And I bet you guys make fun of the Seahawks for stealing the "12th man" from Texas A&M
I hope the steelers or jets lose today because the raiders can be devastating spoilers
>kelce extending plays
i expect a fumble every time now
ELITE USE OF SAFETY VALVE
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>>64483772
>who is Jamaal Charles too
>>64483781
Your logic is retarded but I appreciate the effort
>"WR isn't an important position"
>>64483781
sure but then youd have to say the redskins, braves, indians are as well... no one fucking cares
>going deep every down hoping for a PI
is joe flacco playing?
SMETH WARMING UP THE ARM FOR POSTSEASON
THESE BALLSY DRAGONS
>>64483828
>you're retarded
Nice argument
>>64483781
i do. That was A & M's thing and everybody knew it. Seattle and their hipster bandwagon fans tried to steal it just like they tried to be the loudest stadium out of nowhere.
well thats fucking unlucky
>>64483811
Yeah but he's out till next season
>tackled from behind by a lineman
retire
That was an incredible misdirection int by the Browns but
>getting caught from behind by an offensive lineman
>they said he was elite
GET BROWNED CHEIFKUCKS
LEL
Damn, that was an unlucky tip. Oh well, shit happens. Great runback though.
Ahahahahahahaaahaha
that shit happens when you try to be a play maker
TOP FUCKING KEK
PETERS DROTY
>fisher couldnt even get the one on one tackle
Biggest bust
BASED PETERS
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>>64483893
Get cucked
MY FUCKING SIDES
THE FUCKING CLOWNS
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Well they just Browned that all up.
Lel, that confusion over who will carry the ball
Oh c'mon, Johnny
hahahaha
>BROWNS
HAHAHAHAHHAA WOW
MARCUS PETERS WILL PICK YOU OFF THEN GET BURNED THE NEXT TIME DOWN THE FIELD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>64483893
You were saying?
Oh Manlel, you're so hilarious
TIED FRANCHISE RECORD
DROTY
>>64483893
THE SHITTY OF YOU
>MISTAKE BY THE LAKE
>>64483721
My high school ripped off a CFL team. On the bright side though I now have a favorite CFL team; the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Albert Wilson gettin lit up. lmao
>>64483923
>>64483952
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64483972
*for a rookie
still
>droty
though
Who /DROTY/ here?
God fucking dammit Kelce
Andy Abandoned the game plan after the 2nd drive.
A little premature.
Only flags can stop Alex Vick
Bubble screen incoming.
A FUCKING QB DRAW
ANDYYYYYYYYY
AND NOW THEY PUNT
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>scrambling on 3rd and 24
See these are just championship level plays here folks
>>64484151
Because of our superior defense/ special teams
HAHA TIME FOR ANDY REID FOOTBALL
end the suffering
>stoolers
Is holding the most bullshit and arbitrary penalty? Almost every block involves some kind of holding, that's what blocking is about.
Also
>not going for the FG
>>64484151
He's just trying to get a few yards for a punt. It's good football, you can't score on every drive and the likelihood of a sack or interception on a legitimate 3rd and 20+ attempt is astronomical.
>>64484177
It was next level retarded play calling
Is there a method to his madness or is he just blindly throwing darts at a playchart to call plays?
>>64484228
manlet kicking a 50 yarder into the wind probably isn't a good idea
>>64484151
"If you ain't playin to the field goal, well boyo you jus ain't playin!" - Da Walrus
>>64484228
That's a really stupid thing to say. A lot of blocks could technically be considered holding but it's only ever called if it's obvious.
>>64484250
Believe in the Walrus. Luck will smile upon his dart throws if you only believe.
>>64484250
Yes
>>64484248
Then why aren't you coaching the Chiefs? You are the superior football mastermind when it comes to comparing you and Andy Reid. In fact, why aren't you a coach for any team right now? :^)
>The Peyton Nationwide commercials now feature him failing
Kek
soup my darks skinned hebrew chiefs friends?
I don't usually watch chefs games. Is this how they have been winning (refball)?
