>get up to the line of scrimmage
>see this
Wat do?
>>64476220
false start in my pants
>>64476220
>Swim move over the dopey looking center
>sack
What's this about females bitching about equality?
Lick their feet except the black one black girls have gross feet
Wonder why the Asian one is in charge.
>>64476220
audible into jailbreak blitz
>>64476475
>implying the center isn't in charge
It's like you can't into fooseball
>>64476264
Yup.
give em the ol lickaroo
Probably just win and shake their hands after and thank them for playing
>>64476220
Field goal block blitz
>>64476520
>get a load of this faggot.webm
Ask if I can be their QB instead
Ponder why the colored one isn't behind an ass
Bull rush the RG into oblivion. She looks like she has the weakest anchor of the 5.
>>64476220
>A gap pressure with a safety blitz
>>64476220
Puke
Run a spider 2y banana.
>>64479235
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>64476220
that wide receiver is mine and aint none of you fuckers gonna stop me
Run off and play a real sport
blitz because that right tackle isnt blocking shit
>>64476220
Cram my dick into their asses.
>tfw no gf to have rough anal sex with
I just want to buttfuck someone into oblivion. I have so much pent up sexual tension that if I ever get to do it I might end up being sent to jail.
I'd 'blitz' their 'A-Gap' if you catch my drift
>>64479386
You'll blow your load before your dick even gets near the hole
>>64476220
what team is this?
are these the attractive american girls? I think you have mistake.
Spin on the edge, Freeney and Mathis made careeres out of this meme move.
>>64479495
Nice projection faggot, I don't suffer from broken dick unlike you.
>>64479596
That's ejection, Anon.
>>64479596
>getting this defensive
Spotted the virgin
>>64479572
You'd probably fall flat on your face on the pivot, or break one of the girl's jaws' with a headbutt.
Then their boyfriends who happened to be watching would jump onto the mat and beat the spaghetti out of you.
>>64479637
>deflecting
Spotted the premature ejaculator.
>>64479572
>spin on the edge
>bitch slap the shit out her by accident
>n-no
>n-no I wasn't ready
>n-no I didn't mean it
>get raped and beaten by all the guys who seen what happened
>>64479661
I don't even have cock, dick. Go take your frustrations out on someone else, babbydick.
>>64479644
>>64479669
>implying I wouldn't just keep spinning into my car and into my seatbelt
I'd spin all the way home in my mind
>>64479698
>imagining some retard spinning and bitch slapping some girl all while he continues to spin in a circle
>get dizzy
>run face first into a wall trying to escape to his car
>get raped and beatne by all the guys who seen what happened
At least you tried.
>>64476220
Cum
Literally run directly through the center and strip the ball from the QB and return it for a touchdown.
>>64476220
>college gymnastics
Do you like fat athletes who aren't internationally competitive?
>>64476220
fumble my spaghetti
>>64476220
Bullrush the one second from the left and grope her up then rape her
>>64476520
Ah, enjoying a nice pregame shitpost to blow off some steam there JJ?
>>64476224
>>64476220
>>64477163
This. LG on the other hand looks pretty sturdy.
