post the best player with your first name and regret your life choices
![samuel-umtiti[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Dm0eHL.jpg "samuel-umtiti[1].jpg")
Hebrew Sam's need to start playing better, too many Samir's tarnishing the name
>inb4 Alberto Barbosa
>>64463920
Samir isnt equivalent to Samuel in any language.
Is there a better Matt than Matt Jarvis?
>>64463990
If its shortened to Sam then it could be either.
I guess
>>64464055
>not Jan Koller
>>64464072
forgot about him
>>64464055
>>64464072
>Not Jan Venegoor of Hesselink
all of them are just so shit.
>>64464141
>not David Luiz
>>64464072
>you now remember Jan Koller's oddly good ball control for a man of his size
>>64464168
i'd just roll a 17 and hurt some feelings
Gotze and Balotelli can both suck my dick.
![Salah_Fiorentina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fFj5VHM.jpg "Salah_Fiorentina[1].jpg")
Nicolás Otamendi
My name is not really popular among footballers
I don't know which one, 2bh
>>64464323
same here
![tolgay-arslan-resmen-kartal-tolgay-arslan-ne-kadar-alacak-DHA-f57a75bc4fb651e8d91d6e26f3d48378-4-t[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/brXXGSC.jpg "tolgay-arslan-resmen-kartal-tolgay-arslan-ne-kadar-alacak-DHA-f57a75bc4fb651e8d91d6e26f3d48378-4-t[1].jpg")
>>64464377
>>64464323
same
Not really any cool ones
bretty gud
>>64464357
The first obviously
pretty sad desu
Fuck this gay earth
>>64464179
Zlatan
Crouchie
>>64464357
CR7's first name is Cristiano bell smell
2014 Italian League MVP GET ON MY LEVEL
>literally the only pro athlete with my first name I could find
>>64464426
>this flag
>that name
Why am I not surprised
>>64464025
>Hans
lmao
![toby-alderweireld[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WvQTMNE.jpg "toby-alderweireld[1].jpg")
pls no bully because of The Office
>>64464797
why does he look like he has shit on his face?
>rashid
life is suffering
>>64464932
SWEDEN
YES
>>64464932
![919667-738050aa-4b27-11e3-a002-89022dbc5206[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZM2CTXF.jpg "919667-738050aa-4b27-11e3-a002-89022dbc5206[1].jpg")
>>64464932
>>64463975
t.christiano barbosa
>>64464666
DINAMO
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any cool players named Christopher? Can't think of any off the top of my head.
>>64465002
He's my favorite :3
>>64465044
Christopher Poole.
GOAT
>>64465029
With an "H"? Really?
>>64465060
top kek
build wall
>>64465029
>not Thiago Silva
![1409071068877_wps_6_Man_Uniteds_Luke_Shaw_lea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AIqsfBs.jpg "1409071068877_wps_6_Man_Uniteds_Luke_Shaw_lea[1].jpg")
>>64464252
underrated post to be honest
>>64465075
não
>>64465092
>ladyboy
>shittier player
no thank you, favelado.
5 years younger than me. What is life?
Same as OP. Pretty good tbhfam, I love Müller
>>64465140
that would be if he were joking
fucking puke
>>64465155
There you go, faggot
Easy choice desu
>>64465029
same
I'm not even trolling with my flag, that's the scary part.
I'm way taller than the little faggot tho
>tfw Louis
>tfw don't know 1 remotely decent player with my name
help me lads
>>64465044
Christopher "Ref where am I" Kramer.
>>64465250
Most alpha guy itt coming thru
>>64465170
>implying I didn't thought about him
It's the best player with the same name, not a random player with the same name, kid.
>>64465250
Louis Saha
>>64465295
wrong pic
>Roberto Carlos
>not including the singer
>yfw you have both the first and middle name of legends
Feels pretty appalling tbf
At least he scores a banger every now and then
stian.
it's basically unique to norway, and there are no internationally relevant players with that name.
>>64465343
i have this jersey
>>64465295
Is that you, anon?
>>64465250
here la
>>64464582
muh heritage xddddd
we waz lat and shiet nido
looooooooooooool una vela :))))))))))))))
![ha-ha-clinton-dix-verne-lundquist-announcer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oWlBQF1.jpg "ha-ha-clinton-dix-verne-lundquist-announcer[1].jpg")
>>64465370
>it's basically unique to norway, and there are no internationally relevant players
you should have stopped here.
>>64465405
I just remembered his name is Christoph not Christopher. Sorry Anon.
>>64465412
your name is not ha'sean, germanbro. stop playing :^)
>>64464252
top kek m8
>>64465416
hey hey HEY manchester united got btfo by two norwegians two matches IN A ROW
>>64465411
wena nido
>>64465250
We'll ignore the o and let you be part of the club.
>>64465171
>>64465060
>>64465304
Thiago != Tiago dumbass
>>64465475
Blowing out Man United is irrelevant these days. They're fucking shit.
>>64465435
It's okay, I'll take it
>>64465344
>not Charles "Charlie" Charles
>>64463751
Thomas masterrace reporting in
>>64465492
>tell me more about my language
amerifats what else.
Had to search best soccer player named Andrew to find this
feels bad man
>>64465519
Forgot that existed tbf
>>64465171
>>64465060
Another Luis reporting in
>>64465171
>>64465060
>>64465705
Are you scared of Trump?
>this cunt
Just fuck my shit up, fäm
there isn't one afaik
>having a common name
This hard hitting nigga right here
>if you ask my Grandma
Roberto Clemente
>>64465764
>choosing the wrong Pedro
You failed hard desu
![134858_CAIO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6rLCnZB.jpg "134858_CAIO[1].jpg")
Kinda
>>64465721
>Are you scared of Trump?
Nah, I'm Cuban. Trump only hates Mexicans and Guatemalans.
there are literally no good players in any sport named Eugene
>>64465772
Or if you ask my ex
>>64465764
é comum o nome de Pedro no Brasil?
>>64465825
;_;
>>64465825
>>64465848
>sports
>good
>>64465842
Qualquer nome bÃblico é popular aqui, mas o mais comum é Thiago.
>>64465825
look at the feminine athletes, maybe you find something there.
>>64465825
Ouch breh, must feel bad knowing your parents hated you as well
>>64465879
as mina pira
>>64465905
Gene is a sick name
Go back to your trailer and praise the beautiful name your mother gave you, Bob
>>64465924
>not having a thousand ways to say your first name
Shiggy
>>64465908
>>64465879
>>64465842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE
>>64465924
If it's so great how come it's only used by Jews?
>>64464228
>Not based Mario Gomez
Only one I could think of
I guess he's the best one.
>>64466000
>not picking the superior brother
>>64465821
>implying there's a difference
>>64465978
>paulista "culture"
>>64466006
You JUST know he's a cheeky lad
>>64465984
kempes > gotze > mandzukic > gomez > balotelli > yepes
>>64465978
pardos par toute la part
>>64465969
There is, there's like 10 different versions in different languages
>Yujean
>Eh-oo-gen
>evgenee
>uh-zhen
>eh-oo-hen-yo
>OI-gen
>yuwan
>eh-oo-zhenio
>evgenios
And a ton of other languages, multiplied by two for all the female variations
>>64466037
>mandzukic>gomez
>götze
>>64466289
your name is Cantona too?
>>64463751
>>64465564
Reportan
>>64464007
Matthew Stafford
i really really really really really really really hate my life
its even spelled with CK, holy fuck
>>64466705
that shitty fuckin manbun
just indeed
Not bad desu. My name and its spelling is apparently a lot more common I the UK than it is here, so I didn't think I'd have that many options
He's decent when his legs aren't broken.
>>64465157
do you have 2 legs? youre winnin
>>64466842
>tfw my name is actually Alberto
the max ginger himself
>tfw no good footballers with your name
Hopefully this kid becomes good
literally who: the name
>literally who
There are no good players called the same as me.
The closest to a good player that there is is a meme from Chile.
Guess who it is.
>>64465825
konoplyanka
yevhen is literally just the ukrainian version of eugene
Pretty embarrassing.
>>64467899
Marcelo? Mauricio?
>>64468007
Im CIA
I don't know if it is a reason to regret my life choices :v
>>64468095
I told them nothing!
me
no regrets desu
>>64467899
Jorge?
>>64466006
Nope.
>>64463945
Could've become GOAT but was a drunken teenager that wouldn't show any discipline.
>>64468076
nop.
>>64468076
nope.
at least I'm not fat
desu I think I could've have been as valuable a player as him this past season also, and for like 20M dollars less
Only person related to footy that I can think of. Life is disappointing desu
>>64464252
lel
Wayne Rooney's son I guess
>>64465825
It's like your parents knew you would be on 4chan
>>64464375
>Alex
>not pic related
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson
Not bad
Mats hummels
Philipp Lahm bitches, same spelling and everything.
>>64472914
Oh shit
>>64473107
Here. 2 p master race!
JUST
>>64464323
Likewise family
>>64468007
m8 there's nedved
>>64463751
I like him
Tell me a good sportsman called Fabian
All I can think of is Fabian Johnson and I've never watched him play
Who was better? Mikael Silvestre or Mikael Forsell?
>>64474390
Vargas. He was really good at injurying people.
Barthez if you want, but that's "Fabien".
ez
I'm waiting for you, Ivan.
>>64463751
2nd Place: Ian Wright
cant think of any others t.b.h
>>64474390
>>64474635
How dumb of me, I forgot about Orellana
I've heard he's doing good at Celta de Vigo, so props to him, but I don't watch La Liga, so I can't confirm.
>>64463751
> tfw only kid in school with my name
> only kid in my neighborhood with my name
> never gonna meet anyone else with my name except in the old country
> my mom says "don't worry, Mesut, your name is special!"
pic related
Only player I know with my name
Is there a good Elias in any fucking sport
>>64464932
>>64464141
not David Silva
t. citeh fan
first one that comes to mind
Yes.
I'm gonna b better than this guy soon just watch and listen for another Luka to come up the scene mate
>>64467033
i didn't know there was a sportsman with the name Evan
thanks mate
>>64463751
>tfw not a single Andres so far
Not bad.
>>64475667
There was Patrick Elias in ice hockey, but that's the last name, obviously, not the first
>Goran Pandev
Nice
>>64475629
I know this feel all too well
>tfw no one knows how to pronounce my name
>tfw it's also rare as fuck back in the home country
![f68172fafa4e7045fa025e18a797f3a6_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gW285DQ.jpg "f68172fafa4e7045fa025e18a797f3a6_large[1].jpg")
Until I was about 10 or 11 years old, none of the other kids could pronounce Thierry. Then this bloke came along and everyone around the world could. Thanks m8.
>>64465825
>tfw can't even find decent georgian player with my name
but greek football club has my name, pic related
read his wik
based as fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Woosnam
>>64476092
That's not Weigl.
>>64467073
>not
>>64475263
great when he's not in the midfield, Johnson is in very good form too
>>64478706
There's Schär and Frei too, but they're not that great.
>>64474390
>>64475263
Fabian Cancellara. I didn't expect a Chilean to share my name tho
>>64476836
>Dennis
>not picking Dennis Bergkamp
welp
Doesn't even spell it the same as me but there's no players with my actual name
Easy
easily
>>64478799
you have the same first name as peter shilton?
o_o
this beast.
my birth name isn't Cristiano (born as Jerry), but i liked him so much when i was 13 and i was doing so many of his sick tricks on the field that i got my name legally changed to Cristiano.
>>64468381
just like me :^)
i lived up to the hype
>>64478817
Ayy whatever happened to that German gk who went to the WWE, looked like Triple H as well
I'm English btw
>>64478863
Tim 'Kung Fu' Wiese
>>64478864
nice kit desu
The better of the two
can't think of any players with the name stuart 2bh
He got arrested years ago. Good GK 2bh.
>same name
>same country
>>64479045
>being called kyle
JEJ
>>64479045
How coincidental you retard
