right?
>Japan sucking up to Germany
Don't make us drop another bomb on you
>>64438826
>Germany and Japan getting along
Grab your M1 Garands, boys, we're goin' to the rodeo!
they lost an WC final for a team they beat 7-1 lol
>>64439137
12 years in between = different team
>>64439098
at one minute: im gonna fucking rekt you all WWRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
and another: oh look a candybar
1.Brazil
2.Germany
3.Argentina
--- Power gap ---
the rest
>>64439695
Explain this ebin /int/ meme pls
German NT is shit right now.
It's us, you faggots
H O M E
O
M
E
>>64438836
>le ebin ww2 memes
kys
>goat league
X
>goat players
X
>goat nt
X
Probably not
their players are shit, they won because of better coaching
>>64439758
>their players are shit
k
>>64439767
Except for Neuer, is there any german player considered top 5 in his position right now?
Yes they are actually.
t. American with German heritage
>>64438826
Next time without italy, brother
>>64438826
Gary Lineker certainly thinks so
>>64439739
Its england desu
>>64439774
Müller and Boateng
>>64439695
>argentina
"no"
>>64439731
portugal - poortugal - moortugal
+
we wuz kingz n shiet + aoe 2 expansion
+
t. alberto barbosa
=
meme
Sweden is best per capita to be completely honest
>>64439813
Damn thats one sophisticated meme
We are the GOAT Mannschaft, individual player GOATS don't win world cups nowadays.
>>64439774
Ozil since he engaged full rape mode again
>>64439796
>Muller
No
>Boateng
Barely top 2 cbs in Bayern
>>64439837
Yes
>>64439758
it took south america 40 years to come up with messi to beat gerd müllers scoring record
All dem syrian youngsters trying to escape slavery will probably secure our future for decades.
>>64439695
> Not 9001- englel
You dun goofed my nigro friend
>>64439863
Are there any syrian football players? maybe they are shit at the sport.
>>64439879
Was talking about the next generation. All the current refugees will slave away in crappy jobs and make life shit enough for the sons to give it their best at football.
>>64438826
If the usa cared at all then we would easily win the world cup every year. In the USA soccer is for girls and booger eating outcast boys
>>64439879
That Dahoud kid from BMG is pretty talented.
>>64439909
If it wasn't for mother Russia saving your ass in the war you'd probably be a top 3 football nation right now, Handegg and Apehoop would have been abolished tßh by Adi.
>>64439909
> this meme
>>64439947
dank meme
>>64439909
>>64439952
USA is already better than Brazil, our worst athletes play soccer and we technically beat Germany last world cup(they barely won because of refball) and your best athletes play soccer and you lost 7-1 to them lmaoOoOo
>>64439909
>we would easily win the world cup every year
It's not a yearly competition Jacob
>>64438826
As long as they don't have to face Italy, I guess so.
>>64439863
But engineers and doctors aren't football players
>>64439990
That's actually my name...nice voodoo black magic, nigger!
>>64439731
it's a /v/ meme
>>64440014
Is Jacob a cool name in the states? Are you like some kind of nerd or did you play sports in school, did you ever get bullied? Thinking of naming my kid Jacob, its the only name me and my gf can agree upon right now.
>>64440053
It was pretty popular in the 90s and early 00s
England is better than germany in every aspect
>>64440069
Albright, cheers m8.
>>64439863
Why would rocket scientists and brain surgeons suddenly become footballers?
>>64439758
that is literally the opposite of the truth.
>>64439758
still butthurt
We may be small, but we have a ton of pride!
:)
Its Brazil and its not even close. You can't just look at world cups (which if you did, they'd be the best anyways)
You have to look at how many quality players have been produced over the years. Hell, Sao Paulo alone has more GOATs than Germany .
Its the same reason Netherlands is above England - way better talent produced over the years .
I'd say Brazil is first and then Italy is 2nd. Either Germany or Argentina is 3rd and perhaps Netherlands or Uruguay at 5
>>64439695
It's 2002 yet?
>>64440548
>it's american talking about football episode
>>64439813
Who the fuck is alberto barbosa, googled it but no luck.
we aren't german tho
>>64440053
Yes but everyone just shortens it to Jake. Was not a nerd, was athletic but I was an under achieving nigger
>>64439909
>every year
Top kek
>>64440687
He was talking about soccer m8
>>64440548
We didn't ask who produces better individual players.
>>64441145
Neither did OP ask which team beat the other most recently.
5 World Cups > 4 World Cups.
>>64439774
is getting photographed with an erection a sport?
>>64441279
Most finishes in the top two
Most finishes in the top 3
Most finishes in the top 4
Progressed from the first round the most times
Most matches played
Most goals scored
Bear in mind ourfirst WC was in 54
>>64441537
And you know very well all of that isn't worth a single WC.
>>64441537
1 trophy > all of those meaningless stats
>>64441542
I know but we both know sometimes you need a little luck in the final ... thats why holland should be considered an all time great for reaching the final 3 times. We just dont remember 2nd place, its human,
>>64441279
how many euros has brazil won?
it's by far the more difficult competition
>>64441579
Yeah, so much more difficult that yuros failed to win the WC 9 times and counting.
>>64438826
>goat football country
>no nfl teams
try again muhammed
>>64441590
>a country that lost 7-1 made it to the semi finals
>>64441669
see
>>64441279
Also let's not forget you are the biggest WC cheaters of all time. 7-1 isn't near as shameful as the Anschluss of 82.
>>64438826
They always have reliably great teams and players. However, it is to note that they won two(2) WCs against better teams that either had a bad day, or were diminished, or they did so using a tremendous amount of performance enhancers.
So, in terms of consistency and solid play, yes, they are the goats. However, they have historically lacked magical players. The ones we call "distintos". People like Ronaldihno, Socrates, Bochini, Maradonna, those kind of players. You now have Ozil, maybe, but it is not at that level. It seems to me that their success is mostly founded on great discipline and organization. And, imo, the best of football comes from somewhere outside that.
I mean, you would never see a german 2nd division player doing something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AfoVUmk4Dg
You would never have a german with a career like ronaldihno's either. I think they lack charisma, in the personality sense and in the footballing sense, so it would be kinda sad to hold them as the best when their best merit seems to be well organized.
That said Brazil's 5 WCs > Germany's 4 WCs, so they do not even have the titles to back it up.
>>64441725
Fair points
Brazil, Italy, Argentina, Germoney
>>64441778
Okay Brasil chill
>>64441725
> bochini
> maradoNNa
> fabiani
taringa pls go
>>64440818
Are you me?
>tfw had a lot of potential when I was younger
>tfw natural slacker
1954 Germany played dopped. Many players had health complications because of this later.
lol no
>muh botijos
2008 Spain
2010 Spain
2012 Spain
2014 germany because >laligawinslol
>>64441579
Oh come on, everybody gets in nowadays, group stages are the new qualifiers.
>>64441893
Haha yup, always athletic and one of the best, never tried at all in practice, never worked hard to get better, finally quit in 11th grade when the coaches made everyone that was caught drinking at a party run 50 miles that week, 5 in the morning and 5 after school
Regret it now though
I have 7 reasons why they are currently the number 1.
1. Brazil
2. Germany
3. Argentina
4. Italy
Power gap
5. the Netherlands
6. Uruguay
7. France
8. Spain
9-2xx. the rest
901. Englel
As far as NT and great players go, they're up there.
Their clubs besides Bayern are an absolute joke though.
>>64442147
But Belgium is literally number 1
>>64442179
On making waffles and being gay, yes.
>>64442179
Belgium is fucking shit
>>64439805
(You)
1. Brazil
2. Germany
3. Argentina
4. Scotland (matt busby, jock stein, sir alex ferguson, bill shankly, moyes etc)
5. Italy
6. Spain
7. Mexico
8. Netherlands
9. France
10. Canada
>>64442339
I thought Tailandia was number one at being gay.
>>64439695
coff coff*
>>64442367
>french & italian team have a less talented generation than usual
>spain in full transition
>brasil weak as fuck + no neymar
>argentina had fucking sabella as a coach
your WC was the steal of the century, loser
>>64438836
cringe
>>64445464
Yeah no shit, that guy is a moron
>>64445585
Stop being so salty faggot, they won fair and square
