Guess who the English chose to portray as whiny and ugly in a top 100 football player ranking.
It still hurts, ladies and gentlemen.
>pogba is better than marchisio
>chiellini is better than bonucci and barzagli
Awful memes
>kane
>rppney
>vardy
wew
>Bacca
>>64428768
>Pirlel
>42
>Lewandoski
>Neuer
>Isco
>Marcelo
>Icardi
>Götze
>Martial
>Hulk
>Ramos
fucking lel
>Robben
who played like 10 games this year
>Zlatan, Bale, Hazard, Agüero
too high
>Pique, Busquest, Coutinho, Reus, Modric
too low
the people who made this list should be shot at the sport
also
>Cristiano 2nd
WHY
>carlos sanchez
W H O M
H
O
M
>>64428768
Touré doesnt deserve to be that high
>>64428768
>Vardy is actually on this
>no chichagod
>>64428768
>mahrez below depay
>depay on the list at all
top lek
>>64428963
clutch player from river.
overall good as well.
Too many names to green text, not going to bother but
>Dos Santos Aveiro
Finally future GOAT Griezmann gets some respect.
If you want a laugh have a look at the spreadsheet for the complete votes. Someone voted Boateng as the best player in the world. Another guy had Messi 5th. One guy Ronaldo not in his top 10. Some didn't have Zlatan/Iniesta/Muller in their top 40!!!
The spreadsheet is on the Guardian website. Check it out
>>64428768
>the English chose
>Led by Zico, Javier Zanetti and Gheorghe Hagi, our panel of 123 experts from 49 nations compiled a countdown of the greatest male players on the planet.
>lee drinkwater team with 2 of the worlds best players
what the fuck has Pogba done to deserve being even close to Iniesta Vidal or Bayol???
>>64429963
what has Bayol done to deserve being even close to Iniesta Vidal or Pogba???
>>64429219
>greatest male players
>>64428982
Well it's pretty obvious that there aren't 100 players in the world better than Vardy
>>64429219
read the original post more carefully.
>>64430019
Is this a joke?
How about dominate the PL at Spurs, win Real Madrid a Copa del Rey and score in the CL final that they won. Now what have Vidal and Pogba done other than win their 1 team league every year and lose a CL final?
>Sebastian Giovinco
>Mahrez
>Pirlo at 42
>Depiss
I am American and I could make a better list than this.
>>64431297
It's based on the last year. Very subjective but, for example, depay is there because of his amazing season last year.
>>64430650
>dominate the PL at Spurs
He was a great player but Spurs did not 'dominate' the PL with him.
>>64431448
hes not saying spurs dominated the PL, he's saying Bale dominated the PL playing with spurs
>scrolling slowly
>can understand a lot of the decisions although don;t entirely agree on the order
>suddenly kane
>start laughing
>then fucking rooney
OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU
>then vardy and fucking salah
>>64431448
Spurs did not dominate, but his last season there every game that they won was basically 1-0 with a goal from him, so he certainly dominated.
>>64431808
that was 3 fucking years ago, what kind of hole does that mongol crawl out of to say pogba has done nothing in the last 3 years?
>no Giroud in the top 100
how pleb can that list be
>>64428917
>Pirlel
>figuring anywhere in top 100
Fixed.
>68
chat shit get banged
Just a friendly reminder that Memphis Depay is a better player than Joe Hart
>Sterling above Hummels
terrible even for a meme list
>Giovinco
>Thiago Alcantara
>Ibrahimovic being that high
>KDB
It's like the person who made this just picked the "inform players" from all leagues and cramped them into this list. 4/10
>not a single american on this list
conspiracy?
>>64432701
Yeah not like KdB was the best player in the Bundesliga last year or anything.
>memechez
>better than GÖATzil
lmao
>Cech and Navas higher than Bravo
Wew lads
Idk shit about soccer. But is the striker always the best player in the team?
>>64428768
>only two people playing in the "Premier" League make the top ten, spot 9 & 10
>they don't even deserve it
who /lovingeverylaugh/ here
>>64428956
Hulk was great for zenit this year
>>64440115
That or creative midfielders. No one ever rates keepers and not usually defenders. Defenders are proper shit at the moment compared to 20-30 years ago when there were several world class, mostly from Italy.
>>64428768
>The top 7 Bundesliga players all play for the same team
What's the fucking point in that 'competition'?
>>64429000
>>64428768
>u are gay vampire not first
still don't understand this mem
>>64440115
Because a good defender usually suffers from silent evidence, such as a goal that wasn't scored
>>64430650
>Serie A
>one team league
this fucking meme needs to die
>3 barcelona players at the top 4
This really makes you think.
Giovinco! \o/
>>64440040
>indians
>shit on streets
>wipe anus with hands
>eats afterwards
>drink water from the same river they throw the dead
lmao