>>64419891
At least you tried OP

>I'm a Patriots fan
>I'm not a foreign bandwagoner
damn

>>64419891
Me too

>>64419891

>Brady is a system babby! He's nothing without Bill

Belichick had a losing record for six seasons without Brady.

I'm a Packer fan
I live in Wisconsin
I don't drink

I'm a redskins fan and I'm not offended by the name like some fagle

>>64420024
That's because there's nothing good to drink in Wisconsin

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>I'm a Broncos fan
>I actually appreciate the success Jake Plummer and Peyton Manning had at Denver.
some people really take exciting winning seasons for granted.

I'm a Bears fan.

The Packers are my second team :D

I'm an Eagles fan, and I have never thrown a battery or any other object at someone who was not prepared to catch it.

>>64420008
those two things aren't mutually exclusive...

>>64420311
>belichick just happened to start having 11+ win seasons every single year when he gets Brady

Yeah guys Brady totally has nothing to do with it.

>>64419891
I'm a niner fan
I don't find men sexually attractive
I also obey the laws in most cases
I also don't belong to any street gangs

>Im a Saints fan
>Not a nigger on welfare

Well, there goes that maemae

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>>64419891
>I'm also a Raider fan

>almost as white as pic

I'm a Cowboys fan.

I have a good knowledge of football history outside of just The Cowboys.

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>>64420471
Yeah Belichick was nothing before Brady

>>64420609
What about feminine penises?

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>Jets
>I don't beat off to Nameth

I'm a Seahawks fan

I'm not a 12

>Lions fan
>Don't live in Windsor
>I'm not suicidal

I'm a titans fan
I'm proud of my team

(I lied)

I'm a Packers fan

I'm from Green Bay

>>64420955
There are no chicks with dicks, just dudes with Tits

I'm a Dolphins fan

I exist

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>>64421086

>>64420213

>I care about drinks so much that I'm a picky little bitch

god I bet you are fun to hang out with

>I'm a cowboys fan
>I'm from Texas and I'm not a homer

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>>64419891
not chinese

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>>64420971
same

my dad is an old giants fan and every time i complain about the jets hes says ">but nammmethhhhhhh" (im 19) i have to explain how i never saw that and its been 47 years since SB3 (Hes 64)
i mean it was nice but it fucking history at this point

its nice but seriously 47 fucking years ago

I'm a Philly fan. While I have thrown snowballs at strangers, I would never pelt Jolly Ol' Saint Nick

Dolphin fan

I attend games. I cheer loudly on defense and shut my face when the offense is on the field.

I'm a falcons fan

I think we have potential

I'm a Seahawks fan

Before 2010.

I'm a Raider fan

No criminal record

Giants fan

I live in California.

>>64421183
An puke and/or batteries

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>>64419891

>>64421351
Whoa

I'm a fan of an NFL team.
My quality of life is almost completely uncorrelated to how my team and other teams in the league perform.

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>>64421351
>Time is a motherfucker

>I'm a Patriots fan
>I actually live in Massachusetts

>>64421160

You're a 19 year old Jets fan? Yay, me too!! What season did you start watching the Jets?

>>64421948
Seconded.

>>64421160
Nameth was a dildo also

Now my pops showed me the New York Sack Exchange

Do yourself a favor and look that up along with Joe Kleko,

Now that nigga could play ball

I'm a Panthers fan

I know who Biakabutuka is.

>>64422172

I remember him because he had a huge game with Michigan to beat OSU in 1995 which sent my team (Northwestern) to the Rose Bowl

I'm an Eagles fan.
I have never thrown snowballs at Santa Clause (although I would have probably thrown at snowball at Verne Lundquist), thrown batteries at a player, puked on someone intentionally, had sex with cheese, gotten drunk and beat up an opposing fan, cheered when an opposing rival player had a career ending injury

>>64422172
I remember buying his rookie card at a wrestling tournament just because his name.

>Tim Biakabutuka and Rashaan Salaam combo package

>>64419920
JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA

I have been a warriors fan for 30 years

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>lolphins fan
>not white trash
>not hispanic

>I'm a Giants fan.

No one I know or anyone in my family "Switches teams" if the Jets are doing well and the Giants are shit and vice versa. I inherited my fandom from my Father who's been going to Giants games since 1964, and neither of us really give a hoot what the Jets are doing. They aren't even our "second" team.

I am Eli Manning.
I don't have autism.

>>64420305
>>64420900
>>64421246
>>64422252
these are lies
>>64422542
same, other than the part about my dad.

I'm a Seahawks fan
From before 2000
>tfw I saw the Kingdome again in Marshall Faulk's A Football Life
RIP in blowed up, I wish you were still around so the MARINERS WOULDN'T SUCK ASS AT HOME
FUCK

>>64422562
a different mental disorder then. assburgers?

I'm a Buccaneers fan

I exist

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I've been a panthers fan for 25 years.
Not 7 weeks.
Stop telling me that.
#stillpounding

Webm related. I got fisted by Cam Newtown.

I'm a Broncos fan
I don't own a Peyton jersey

>>64420287
get out

>>64419891
I am a Raiders fan

I'm not mexican

>>64419891
I'm a packers fan
I think davante adams is worth sticking with

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Eli doesn't actually have autism

broncos fan

i hold on to the belief that josh mcdaniels will one day be head coach of a superbowl winning team, once he learns how to be a people person and inherits bill's patriots

I bought a Cam Newton jersey.

BEFORE THIS SEASON.

I'm a Bengals fan
I've seen a Bengals playoff win

>>64419891
seahawks fan
>for 30 years

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I'm a Rams fan

I exist

>skins fan
I would be okay with Washington Warriors.

>>64422694
um... bro... panthers have only been a team for 20 years.

>>64423684
i bought one his rookie season.

people used to talk shit when i wore it in public

based

>>64419891
Raider fan here

I'm don't go to games wearing mascara and shit , I just wear my shorts and hat

have been for 20 years now , sometimes I wear a jersey but it is sometimes

>>64424531
what is the meme you are disproving?? that raiderfans wear mascara?

>>64424536
everyone goes to games wearing black and silver paint , we all act like animals and shit.

No most of us keep it simple , we leave the ultra fanbase to itself , half of them are what tripsfags would be like irl anyway

>>64420194
Good use of fagle, f a m

>>64424511
Maybe for the bandwagon fans this season.

>dat bird fan
>I havnt committed suicide after Kurt Warner left
Glad I didn't too, these promising seasons that end in heartbreak are way better than all those 4-12 seasons

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>Tom Brady just throws 5 yard dump offs

Tom actually throws tons of deep routes but the haters never actually watch the games just the highlights.

I'm a Buccaneers fan.

I do not contemplate suicide on a daily basis.

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"Play Better"...

Look at the goddamn record.

>>64426249
Oh, and I've seen the Browns have multiple winning seasons and playoff games.

I'm a Bills fan, my mouth isn't full of stitches.

>pats
>I am not close friends with Robert Kraft, he just likes jews so i sometimes eat crab legs at the VIP box with him

>>64422240
I actually watched that fucking debacle and vividly remember Biakabatuka coming off the left tackle and going for a goddamn land dragon TD.

>Bobby Hoying is still my favorite OSU qb

>I'm a Cwboys fan
>The Cowboys are not America's Team and haven't been relevant for 25 years

I'm a Lions fan

I'm not suicidal

>>64420930
Kinda was

I'm a Cowboys fan

I don't beat women, and I know we have no shot at winning the owl until Jerry Jones is dead.

>>64419891
>meme

The single most overused word on the internet. Being this new.

>I'm a Packers fan
>I actually live in Wisconsin

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Not cuban

I am a Raiders fan

I'm not mexican

>>64427308
I'm a Cowboys fan.

I don't blame our problems on Jerry Jones.

>>64427336
Ackshually. He's using the word meme in a literally correct sense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

I am a Titans fan

I'm not make believe

>I'm a Panthers fan
>since birth (1995)

>>64422172
Seconded. Plus Rae Carruth and Fred Lane.

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>>64420287

>>64422606
Downs

I'm a Packers fan
I don't really, really like women

>>64427986
Underage b&

>>64427559
Even though he is.

>>64421058
Kek

>>64425658
Then wouldn't those be making the highlights?

I'm a Vikings fan

I don't actually think Teddy is or was ever good and won't defend him.

I'm a Chiefs fan

I don't obnoxiously shitpost in every thread

>>64429526
For some ungodly reason LeDrop is chosen to play the deep routes and he drops most of them.

>>64426753

his defensive gameplan from that super bowl is in the Hall of Fame

>>64420471
Including the year he didn't have Brady at all.

Ravens fan

not 100% nigger
i think daryl smith is a better mlb than ray lewis

>>64426249
Can't play better without a quarterback and Johnny isn't a quarterback.

>>64426396
Uh....You and the Panthers fan need some help with time. 2015-25=1990. As in right before the Cowboys 90's dynasty and five years before the Panthers debut.

>>64428936
How so?

>>64419891
>I'm a Lions fan
I don't live in a sewer in Detroit

>>64420311
as opposed to exclusive? how are you doing repaying your student loans sheep?

>>64428476

you do realize people born in 1995 turned 20 this year right?