What the fuck will fix this mediocrity?
More Americans. Our superior footballing abilities to the English will improve their clubs.
Get Clint Dempsey
>>64398618
Yes, because Tim Howard has been doing such an outstanding job?
Move to a better city that will support them.
>>64398608
tell yer ma yer ma to wipe away all your tears 2bh pham
time.
theyll fade away to the championship just like aston villa.
next up - the trottingham hotspurts
They need a guy like David Moyes at the helm.
>>64398764
kek
More pitch invasions
>the scouse espanyol
who cares desu
>moyetinez
>Howard
OUT
>pellegrini
>Butland
IN
>>64398778
The tabloid-style font and crash blossom style of writing adds to the cringe.
A good scouting system in recondite places
>>64398608
They still are the kings of the Merseyside tho:
>better GD than Liverpool
>Don't get thrashed by FUCKING WATFORD
>Actually play attractive football with some of the better attacking players in the entire league
>negligible point difference
new stadium, offload the shite like barry, lukaku, jagielka, howard etc
Killing Martinez according to their increasingly desperate supporters.
>>64399876
take your hands off our younglings!
actually looked pretty good when ive watched them this season, just unlucky due to leaky defence
>>64399918
>lukaku
I haven't followed the EPL in a while, how are Barkley and Stones doing?
>>64399935
Your youngsters are to football what instagram models are for sheikhs, me'irmão.
>>64399918
I'd argue their stadium is one of their best assets
>>64398636
Everton sells out and has probably the best away following in the league (debateable though obviously) even in spite of their 21 years of failure.
I don't think any club in the world could ask for better support.
Tim Howard needs to retire gracefully before he kills all the goodwill he generated over 8 years and get lynched.
Seriously, if Everton had a decent keeper - not an amazing one, just a fucking normal, decent one - they'd be third right now. Maybe even higher.
Tim fucking Howard. All the guy does is post "LET'S GO GET IT GUYS!" to his legion of American autist social media followers before shitting his pants at every cross and conceding two or three goals every game, at which point the rest of the team take to their social media accounts to apologise for another draw or defeat despite scoring three goals.
Fuck Tim Howard.
>>64399975
>>64399979
Post your Everton shirt, mate
>>64399985
I have several, was born and raised an Evertonian but had to bow out from support the last two seasons after moving abroad.
>>64400005
Having a good time over there?
>>64400016
No it's weird and everyone supports Man U because some korean guy played for them many years ago and most still think that he does. Only Man U games are televised.
Goats, bring the goats.
>>64398608
Remove Koné, get rid of Martinez.
>>64399960
Barkley was good at the beginning of the season, but now he kind of fell off, and Stones makes mistakes pretty consistently.
>>64400068
Kone is absolute trash. He only actually does something when he's playing against shit teams. When he's faced with actual defense, he shits his pants.
>>64398608
Easy. Become properly shit instead.
some goats would really pull that tower together
just sayin'
>>64401988
I'd argue that Lukkaku is close.
