ITT: Name something this team is good at.
Losing
>>64398276
having no greater than "2" in the win column
>>64398276
Getting me 50% off a papa johns pizza the day after they score a certain amount of points.
I don't even watch basketball.
>>64398276
making people really fuckin mad lmao
Acquiring "assets"
Who wins?
>>64398276
really dont get the hype about their supposed "future", the nuggets, wolves, and bucks have far more promising futures and arent creating a terrible loser atmosphere
>>64398762
>minnesota team
>having a promising future
>>64398276
Planning
>>64398762
>wolves
>bucks
probably
>nuggets
lolno
>>64398276
Destroying their fanbase
as a philadelphia resident and nba fan (not necessarily of the sixers), i was tired of our continuous barely making it into the playoffs onlyl to be bounced early. Wow we beat the bulls in the first round as the 8 seed cause derrick rose got hurt a few years back and then get trounced by the heat. That was so fun.
Yeah i have no interest in really watching them play and it's fucked up that they charge so much for tickets, but if you're gonna lose, might as well guarantee yourself the best chance at the top pick. And maybe joel "hakeem the dream" embiid will start playing next year next to ben simmons
Ummmm
They show up to games at time, whatever that's worth.
That's all I got.
>>64399228
they have some promising good bigs, a consistent scorer in gallinari, a 6MOTY candidate on the bench and have like 3 first round picks this year
>>64398276
they are good at not being good
Selling Tshirts of Iverson
Being casually mentioned in reruns of the Fresh Prince
>>64399845
Pretty much GOAT at that man.
>>64398276
Being amazing historically but all these fair weather fans in Philly seem to only be concerned with "what have you done for me lately"
>>64398786
Yeah the Vikings are looking good this year senpai
2016 Starting line up
>Simmons
>Embiid
>Saric
>Noel
>Okafor
Manlets get blown the fuck out and sixers go 64 - 18
I cant wait in 2 years when you faggots are crying how the Sixers have cheated the system and created a perennial power house. Saving all your posts so I can post one each day of basketball season. God damn it's going to be sweet
>>64400503
Things that will never happen for 2000, Alex
accumulating #1 picks
tanking has a 99.9% success rate.In fact, it seems the worse your team is for a longer time the more future success the team has.The Astros has like 5 straight seasons of losing 110 games or more, right?Now they're contenders and an attraction for free agents.49ers had a time in the 2000's when they were just another 10-6 8-8 team and then after a few good drafts and time they went to a superbowl.They are shit now but for a time they were one of the most ELITE (and a little memey) teams in the league.Browns are the only exception.They can't do shit.I'd be more mad that the browns exist in the NFL than the sixers in the NBA.I mean the sixers are made of 13 19 years olds that are making millions and have no one to hold them back from making mistakes during games or to tell them what to expect on the court.You can't expect that to work now.Give it a little to shape up.
>>64404816
>tanking has a 99.9% success rate
No it doesn't. Since the start of NBA lottery just two (out of 31) #1 picks have won a chip for the franchise by which they were drafted. Robinson and Duncan, both Spurs.
Drafting well >>>>>> drafting high
If I were Ben Simmons and was drafted by the Sixers I'd demand a trade to any other team
No way I'd trust their management with my development
>>64404926
it ain't all about drafting
>>64404980
>france
>talking about being developed
>>64404926
All four teams in the conference finals last season had at least one number 1 overall pick.
>>64405075
Of course it is you fucking moron
>>64405105
That meams absolutely nothing
The Warriors last #1 pick was 20 years ago
>>64398276
Having the best front office in sports. And this isn't even including when Hinkie raped the Kings. Add two picks swaps with the Kings, the Kings unprotected 1st round pick in 2019, and Stauskas to the pick.
>>64405262
Forgot pic
>>64405105
GSW - Bogut, picked by Milwaukee 10 years ago
Rockets - Howard, picked by Orlando 10 years ago
Hawks - Elton Brand, picked by Clippers 15 years ago and barely even played
Cavs - LeBron, the only one who means anything and he still bolted and won 2 chips on a different team before coming back
Ye, it literally means fucking nothing
