>mfw the cowshits are eliminated from playoff contention and there is NOTHING you texcucks can do about it
>>64343259
First for Oakland
>>64343259
Why do people hate the Cowboys?
>tfw I live in Dallas but root for the Eagles
feels pretty good desu
>>64343259
Absolutely can in 2016 (future year)
B-BUH
DIS WAS DA YEAR
>MFW the Chefs lose out a spot to the jest
>>64343259
mfw when the panthers win the superb owl
REMEMBER THE '96 YALL
WE GO AGAIN
NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR
AMERICA'S TEAM YALL
>>64343296
Lots of football fans in the NFC east
Holy fuck Skip Bayless is sperging out on twitter right now.
>losing to a Harvard qb
The cowshits are the most pathetic team
>mfw cowshits are going to be terrible for at least the next 5 years
>>64343296
Worst fanbase in NFL
>>64343315
This is the best part. Those shitty fans got their hopes up so high after last year.
>>64343345
Post caps
We're awful
Maybe we'll win in like 60 years
>implying we haven't been expecting this for at least 7 weeks
>implying we won't get a great draft pick and be right back in contention next year
Some of you fucks really enjoy Dallas losing more than you enjoy your team winning, huh?
>>64343363
>>64343296
1. If you add the metropolitan areas of their 3 biggest rivals together (New York/Philly/Washington DC) you get 15% of the population of the United States.
2. They're insufferable.
3. They were good in the 90s so they have a lot of bandwagoners, which makes them even more insufferable.
>>64343385
thats what cowgirls fans say every year
Please tell me someone's working on a weebm of that face.
>>64343296
Because there are countless fans spread across every city who have zero connection to Dallas. I have nothing against Dallas fans who live in Dallas but my best friend growing up is a die hard Cowboys fan and is only a fan because they were great when we were growing up. We grew up in Memphis
>>64343259
>tfw Dallas was done when Romo broke his collarbone
Everything else was just delaying the inevitable.
The Blockbuster of the NFL
>>64343431
So what?
>>64343431
Yeah, but he stuck with them for the last 20 years. I don't get it, younger fans are always band wagoners
>>64343366
What position will you be playing?
>>64343404
#3 isn't even a valid point anymore. Those people have been fans for as long as most of the people on 4chan have been alive and sports-conscious. Especially with teams like New England and Seattle lately.
>>64343296
Because of the le America's team meme
>>64343400
Haha. Fuck that faggot
>>64343455
>not owning stock in your favorite franchise
>>64343385
>Some of you fucks really enjoy Dallas losing more than you enjoy your team winning, huh?
Well, I am an Eagles fan, which means that, since my team sucks, 95% of my joy as a sports fan is derived from seeing the better, cockier, holier-than-thou teams in the division fuck up.
>>64343475
Liberal coast faggots hate America and Americ's team.
>the entire state of Texas
Top kek
>>64343511
Your team has a good chance of making the postseason
You fucking rednecks deserve this for letting that walking meme Donald Trump stay relevant.
>>64343296
>Why do people hate the Cowboys?
because they hate America, and freedom
>>64343558
>immigrants welcome
>>64343455
I won't be playing, I'm using "we" because a team is nothing if not the sum of its parts-- the players, owners, fans, management etc. We are all part of the franchise.
>>64343593
That's not me. Fuck off retard.
>>64343296
Chris Christie is a fan.
>>64343259
Because there are only 2 other owners more evil than JJ; Dan Snyder and Bob Kraft.
>>64343643
So basically, don't be a visible owner
>4 wins
>eliminated from playoffs in week 15
can we swap the nfc east with the bottom 4 teams of the mountain west?
>>64343296
because of all the NFL fanbases they're the ones that spout "muh history" the most
>>64343719
Patriots will be doing that in 20 years
>>64343745
and Cowboys will be like the Browns in 20 years; a literal "wow, can you believe once upon a time they were good? eternal shit team desu"
>>64343745
This, Cowboys had the Roman Empire of the NFL empires, they were THE team during their high point. The Pats have 18-1 and Eli Autism as a Hannibal kind of character to remind them and everyone else that they were not invincible. Cowboys had nobody like that, except maybe the 49ers.
Giants reporting in
>>64343774
>Browns were good meme
>>64343774
>and Cowboys will be like the Browns in 20 years
They already are, most people on 4chan weren't even old enough to watch the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl
>>64343593
>implying professional sport structures wouldn't exist without your product consumption
We're consumers. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>64343894
I was. I was seven, I think. I didn't quite understand everything, but I watched games and got to know the names. It's the worst time to see it; childhood right in the glory years, seeing the joy and fanatic fandom resulting, then the descent into semi-decency, then mediocrity. I won't deny the Cowboys have been unremarkable for a long time, and I do my best to not bring up "muh rings" in arguments, except with Philthy fans because it triggers them so hard.
>>64343537
omg, now we just need all texas teams to lose their B Owl games, especially Houston
>losing to got damn UConn
>>64343400
Monday morning is going to be glorious.
>mfw the cowboys get BASED ZEKE or BASED BOSA during the draft and there's nothing the NFC East can do about it
>>64343976
>tfw my dad died before i ever got to drink a beer with him and watch the cowboys win a owl
>>64343350
They said Cowkeks, not the Pats
>>64343431
>Great when we were growing up
>Still a fan, despite a decade of shitty seasons
Are you retarded? That's most Dallas fans. Delusional and loyal.
>>64344193
Good fuck that faggot
>>64343774
the browns were good for literally one decade and have been perennial chokers and/or aggressively mediocre since.
>>64343511
Well, I am an Eagles fan, and you are retarded.
>>64345709
Of course he's retarded, he's an Eagles fan
