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Why the fuck did they sing Oh Canada?
1:00P ET, 12:00N CT
WGN, SN, MSG-B
I'm too hungover for hockey right now
>Singing Canadia's anthem in 'merica
>>64326818
Too bad. Start drinking.
I wonder if Kane's special friend is in the audience
sup senpai.
lets get another win hawks
>Pat and Eddy having candlelit dinner with each other tonight.
RASMUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RASMUSTARD
That fucking goal though.
Don't let anyone tell you the Blackhawks are declining.
>>64326900
>dinner
If scotch is dinner, then yeah.
>>64326917
Scotch and soft serve
OP here, there's two threads and I can't delete this one. Migrate here >>64326742
>Foley sounds mildly upset there hasn't been more whistles to let him drink
Lol I think the only people excited to be at this game are the players, and even that is a long shot.
You could hear a pin drop in that arena when the Hawks scored. I was away from my desk making coffee and I heard the announcer start freaking out and I figured he just missed because there were no cheers.
>>64326818
>I'm too hungover for hockey right now
soft like charmin/10
>bully hill vineyards
nothing screams good wine like that which is grown in NY and advertises at a hockey game
Based FightinBolligs isn't migrating.
I'm not migrating.
>>64326932
this thread already has more post. What's the point?
>those solid 7 stuckmans
>>64326932
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD.
>>64327116
Technically the first thread made is the one that is used.
>>64327190
did u see that score g?
Very quiet arena, that one.
>>64327263
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T PLAY A HOCKEY GAME AT FUCKING NOON
>>64327231
bruh
>>64327278
Shit caught me off guard. I thought it was an evening game but then I saw Matinee game on facebook and had to check. I had to rush out the door to get lunch and beer.
>>64327263
OH GEE I WONDER WHY.
>>64327278
To be fair, it looks like the seats sold pretty well. I don't see any egregious empty rows.
I think no one wants to start drinking at noon. Maybe toward the 3rd quarter we'll start hearing them lol. I'm tired of being able to hear all of their skates on the ice.
>>64327333
>I think no one wants to start drinking at noon
Fucking amateurs.
The only noise from the seats are the boos when Kane has the puck.
>>64327385
Why are they booing our Lord Kaner?
>>64327402
He raped and killed a girl in 1990
>>64327415
I bet before the game he drove by her house in a blacked out Suburban.
>>64327415
I don't think Patrick Kane was even born in 1990.
>>64327434
thats what makes him so devious
>>64327434
He's 27.
Hossa:
"Uhhhh good game. Good player.. uhhh.. good goal... da."
How'd they get Hossa for that casino commercial?
>>64327474
Yeah you're right I googled it.. So he was 2 years old when he raped and killed that woman... That's pretty fucking punk rock.>>64327461
"I liking to hockey well please. Thank you for interview, comrade. Goal protector Crawford not of world. Da. Good goal. Liking to play hockey more well. Thank you."
"Hard work paid off last night and uh we lost game, definitely"
What?
>>64327606
Malort is a hell of a drug.
>Be Coach Q
>"Lord Q, a reporter peasant wishes an audience, Sir."
>Fucking reporter peasants
>Wait
>Start giggling to myself
>"Hossa! Get the fuck in here you red commie son of a bitch!"
>Hossa quickly shuffles in his gear into my office.
>"Da, Lord Q?"
>"Hossa you fucking soviet spy cock sucker, get out there and give them an interview."
>"Coach am from Slovakia not Russia. Why you always send me out to embarrass self on TV?"
>"Hossa you fucking Putin-loving,freedom-hating, ice-gargling, Siberian-tiger-fighting mother fucker get the fuck out there right now. You look good on TV, kid. You're not embarrassing yourself, everyone loves you."
>"Really, coach?"
>"Really."
>Hossa shuffles out of office.
>Look at assistant coach.
>Fuckin cry laughing.
>just realized I was watching the buffalo stream
fucking disgusting.
>The Shaaaaarks
They must have gotten smashed during intermission. Like just pounded shots.
>>64327768
You know what lie the media has told me that I'm most angry about?
They led us to believe that Australian say mate like all the time. But apparently you guys only say it when you're annoyed at someone.
>>64327837
Same as every other time they're on.
>>64327845
Depends on the person, some people say it all the time some people don't ever say it.
Showers make the hangover go away
>>64327889
Have a sports drink and some toast or pepperoni.
I am so glad we traded daley.
>>64327889
Have some super disgusting greasy food that makes you hate yourself then just drink some more.
>>64327936
You know some people say Scuderi was a dud trade and that Daley was a better fit. Some people are fucking dumb.
>Who hangs the name Zemgus on their kid?
I'm dying.
>>64327966
Gurgesons BTFO
dead thread
Fuck early games
Who /stealingbeerfromdadtonurseahangover/ here?
god dammit
>>64327990
Nah honestly we've got most of the usual crowd.
The only Hawks board celebrity we're missing is Rbo. We even have that Aussie dude here.
>>64327990
Literally fuck early game shit started at fucking 4:30 am
>>64327965
To be fair, i felt daley was improving. It's just that he was improving so fucking slowly.
Also, jesus fucking christ crawford.
way to go tumbles
>>64328022
god dammit
and heree I thought crawdad was starting to forget about stairs
>>64328046
god dammit
>>64328048
That was a good game.
>>64328087
For you
>>64328087
Nah, I don't believe that.
>>64328087
Right, okay Mr. Skeletal.... Please leave.
How the hell do you fuckers keep finding out i'm a skeleton?
Anyone have a good stream? Mine keeps fucking up.
>>64328042
Daley wasn't given much of a chance I will admit but he was also super fucking aggressive even for the Hawks and that led to a whole slew of problems.
>>64328087
>>64328134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKgHZVRhm8&feature=youtu.be
>>64328115
I can feel you spooking me miles away, desu senpai
>>64328150
But i'm not miles away.
I'm very close.
(im inside you)
>>64328168
>>64328168
Nah I know that skeleton, he's cool, he can take over after I die
Is it just me or is this game going by a lot faster than usual?
>>64328168
>>64328236
Even the players want this over
>>64328262
Hopefully over with the Hawks winning. We're falling behind in our division for the playoff picture.
>>64328236
If half of us are hung over, imagine the players on the ice.
>>64328315
pretty sure they don't let Kane touch alcohol anymore
Jesus christ Hawks bros. Sabres went in their locker room and snorted some cocaine or something.
>>64328315
This is where Kane slept
>>64328366
Geeze I didn't notice how thick those bed posts were in the last thread. That must've cost a fucking fortune.
>>64328366
That cheeky cunt
>>64328366
kanes taste in drapes is fucking terrible I have to admit.
>>64328382
And the marble on the left
>>64328382
He demanded they be thick because they're modeled after his cock.
>>64328366
And here I was thinking we were going to go through an entire thread without a rape joke. Thank you based anon.
>>64328400
He doesn't have a great sense of interior style
>>64328400
That lampshade looks like it came from target. He needs to hire a decorator.
>>64328448
I-is this a rape joke?
>>64328490
...if you want it to be?
>>64328445
>>64328490
Rape jokes are offensive and insensitive, I insist that you all desist.
>>64328562
>I insist that you all desist.
I think the lady said something like that to Kane
>>64328593
Can't prove that.
>>64328562
I'm a female feminist rape victim, I'll make all the rape jokes I want
>>64328611
You can't not prove it either.
>>64328622
You wat
>>64328562
Shut up you jive turkey
I heard in Chicago it is popular to have your ass fisted by hipsters while chowing down on goat scrotum. In my layover there this appeared to be true. Why is that a thing in Chicagoland?
>>64328822
..E-excuse me?
>>64328822
That's just the Cubs fans
I feel like Coach Q is a serious asshole. Just from his appearance.
Like.. I bet he made every kid in that hospital cry. And while they were crying he told them to fuck off.
>>64328681
Exactly what I said dingus
>>64328885
He's not so bad in person.
It doesn't help that all you see of him is when he's in srs business mode.
>>64328822
It's all just good fun
>>64328885
Cancer kids can't handle the bantz
>select all wheelchairs
>>64328822
Still better than buffalel!
>>64328822
I just have my buddies do it, fuck hipsters. I also prefer fried chicken hearts, they are cheaper.
>go to sleep late
>set alarm to go off before the puck drops
>doesn't go off
>just get up
Fug
>>64329024
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>64329024
You're so fucking stupid
>>64329024
Heyooo now the gangs all here.
>>64329024
My dog wakes me up at 6 so I've abandoned an alarm.
>>64329024
bruh
>>64329057
My cat used to do that
Used to ;_;
>>64329045
What else is new
>>64329057
if I had a dog that did that it wouldn't be my dog for very long
>>64329076
;_;
>>64329093
He's such an adorable cunt though.
>>64328822
Because boystown
>>64329076
Is it dead?
>>64329076
>>64329046
>no turbo
>no sly9d
>no tmg
>no cmg
>no fighting bollig
>no poplar anon
>no bearposting anon
Chicago thread.jpg
>>64329134
>>64329093
Nigga are you blind
>>64329134
>no cmg
>>64329120
Yeah I actually talked about it here cuz you guys are my only friends and he would watch Hawks games with me
The fucking gypsy has been brought up way too fucking often recently I think he is sitting on anon bringing himself up. Fuckin gypo cunt.
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>>64329183
RIP Anon's cat
>>64329134
>>64329182
Go away
>>64329218
Calm the fuck down finland.
>>64329218
tuevo?
>>64329183
Hurray we're useful!
>>64329218
>>64329233
Is our stream behind or something?
>>64329183
Maybe we can be your cat anon.
>>64329257
>it's like they built a library here
>>64329223
He was a good buddy, I was going to try and make a Hawks Jersey out of a tee shirt for him and do that stupid Hawks family photo thing with him
>>64329280
cats are just waiting for you to die so they can eat your face
I wan the hawks to hurry up and win so i can go take my fucking nap.
>>64329243
You informed me of loli Dom, how more useful can you be?
>>64329305
He was one of the rare cats that act like dogs
>>64329324
>loli Dom
Fucking hell anon, I don't feel like fapping and then you go and bring that up.
>>64329246
i'm from future. TEUVO justt won Hart trophy
Do we have a stream somewhere for this shit?
Not having this game available for television hurts me physically.
>>64329352
No you're from Finland
>>64329348
Where's your team spirit?
>>64329397
In the gutter with the rest of my goddamn life.
>>64329324
I don't remember doing that, but okay.
Perhaps he has you confused with me.
>tumbles appears to be creeping back into the forefront
>>64329433
that's what drinking will do
>crawford keeps playing the puck
nah fucking no just dont hey mate yeah nah
>>64329415
Lol seems we have a lot of anons here who need to talk.
Let it out bros. But only if you're Hawks fans. If you're from Buffalo fuck you.
>>64329444
That sounds about right.
Fuck this, i'm taking a nap.
FUG
>>64329415
Don't be that way bb. Fap proudly.
Q lengthens his shitlist
Why can't Blackhawks into road games?
>>64329444
>he
But yeah, probably
Reminder the game would be tied if Crawford would just stay in the fucking net
Have the Hawks really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can they really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
EYYYY DOUBLE PP
>5 on 3
Time for hope followed by despair.
REFPUCK REFPUCK REFPUCK
GREAT DIVE THERE NIGGERFAGGOT
>2 minute 5 on 3
This could get depressing
Jesus Hawks are the 5th best PP in the league.
Let's actually see it for fucks sake just one time.
I swear to fucking god if they don't make something happen i'm gonna break something.
KANE RAPES BUFFALO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YES
THANK YOU KANER
THE RAPEMAN
HE GOT AWAY WITH IT
Oh god wat
KANE
MY GOD
kan4eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KANE TRAIN!!!!!
WE OT NOW BOYS
KANE WITH THE RAPE IN BUFFALO AGAIN
first for Kane wins the Lady Bing
RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPED FOR POINTS
LOL THOSE BOOS
>>64329625
GOOD GOAL!
...Is it fuckin 2 v 6 now?
>another penalty
The hawks greatest ally, refs
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
He didn't even interfere with the goalie's attempt to stop tho.
>Buffalel
>>64329668
what the hell am I looking at here?
>>64329676
no, penalties stack after two men are in the box
>>64329678
You so salty, you buffalo jerky
>wasting your timeout on that
>your own player literally pushes the guy down in the blue paint
>looking for interference on that
>HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL A CHALLENGE
Amazing
the NHL refs have turned into NFL refs
>>64329676
No you retard one of the penalties ends with the goal. The other ends in 1 second. Why would they keep the goalie pulled in a tie game?
>Chicago 'fans'
time for 4 on 3 OT
Buffalo saltier than a bottle of soy sauce in a bag of beef jerkey.
http://abc7chicago.com/news/first-look-at-photographic-evidence-in-patrick-kane-rape-investigation/1124342/>64329700
Kane rape
>>64329700
Thats the alleged mark kane left on her shoulder after holding her down for the dickings.
>no charges
>not arrested
>investigation showed nothing
>lead attorney dropped case
>even defendant dropped
>still boo
Any buffalelfags here mind explaining why youre all as dumb as feminists?
>>64329754
He should be playing for BUFFALO and raping people.
>>64329750
apparently there's no evidence he even fucked her
>>64329750
Alleged dicking
Love of fuck Hawkbros hold me.
I can't handle this OT shit.
>CRAWFORD STILL PLAYING THE PUCK
>>64329779
The DNA test of her snatch brought back evidence over two other men, but not Kane. His only DNA was on her shoulder.
>>64329814
>ole Patrick "Shoulder Fetish" Kane
Oh shi
Shaw you faget
SHAQ PLZ
>Shaq
dude is straight up braindead
SOOOOOO CLOSE
Oh for the love of fuck Shaq
>>64329814
>implying you can't jizz on her shoulder
>>64329754
Chad ochocinco is their goaler they should be mad
>>64329872
It's the perfect crime
>shootout
>>64329754
You forgot
>no DNA
>no evidence of penetration
>no intercourse whatsoever
>shootout
It's actually been awhile
>memeout
--.---
Skills comp time
>shootout
>>64329894
The old "well I didn't penetrate her" defense.
>>64329814
When will they release images of her vag and the inside of her vag so we can see there was any trace of Kane in her?
Oreilly meming
Oh boy, WGN has to try and get the shootout graphics package working
20 round shootout incoming.
RAPED
TAKE THAT BOOS
RAPE RAPE RAPE
THERE WAS CLEAR EVIDENCE OF PENETRATION ON THAT SHOT
Fucking Filthy
The skeletons did this.
KANE TRAIN WOOOOO SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY FUCKING HEART BROS
BASED CROW
BASED KANE
BOOM SHAKALAKA
HAWKS WIN
gg Sabres
>2:45
Ugh, back to bed.
THE RAPEMAN HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY BUTT FUCKED THE SABRES
GOT EEM
gg Buffalo
the salt on those tears in buffalo
>>64329985
THEY FOUND KANES DNA INSIDE JOHNSON'S NET
Maybe it was pooper rape
>kane rapes to get it to OT
>kane rapes to win shootout
How triggered is buffalel right now?
