>Van Gaal told me that i have a chance of one percent to play in his team
So far chicharito has scored
>10 goals in 14 league games
>5 goals in 6 CL games
>3 goals in 2 Cup games
Leaves him at 18 goals in 22 games
While manu spend a shit ton of money for a black pepe who flopped so far
Moreover the complete team of manchester united so far only scored 21 goals in 17 premier league games
Top lel
>>64322269
Bamp
>lang baal
>>64322269
thanks for the reminder
>>64322626
No problem sir
>statpadding in an irrelevant league
good for him
>>64322705
2nd best league in the world la
Also
>russki leage
>relevant
Lel
>>64322269
What does that say about the German league when a bench man can light up your league as a new player?
>German defenses
>>64323001
>americans talking about football
My sides
>>64323001
>>64322705
yeah I guess the champions league is also pretty pathetic. nothing even comes close to the sheer quality football played in the english "premier" "league"
>>64323001
>wolfsburg 4 goals vs manure
>gladbach 3 goals vs man shitty
>bayern 5 goals vs arselel
>EPLel defenses
>>64322269
Which part of Chicha are you, mate?
<3 LVG
>>64322921
He never said it was.
>>64323001
A top 10 striker who has one of the most effective goal per minute ratio in recent history.
>>64323427
Haven't followed him at PSG, is he playing better now?
Rio talked about this shit a few weeks ago on MOTD with Lineker, how letting Chicha was a fucking mistake beyond repair
>star at neverkusen
>memesliga
I see Syrians in New Syria have found a shitskin to admire
LOL
O
L
JUST SELL ALL MY STRIKERS SENPAI
>>64324479
He still GOATs it up wherever he goes
>>64322269
holy shit. i didn't know germany got beaner immigrants
Yeah so he can convert a chance while missing 5, van gaal is an idiot for not placing martial as a striker and telling Rooney to fuck off
>>64324721
Yes that's why he's a shit club like neverkusen, filthy chicanos
>>64324750
There isn't another player who can put themselves in that position to score many goals. Its an aspect of football that amerbetas have yet to realize. Chicharito is better than anything United has at the moment
>>64324202
He's been amazing so far. Just scored once again and set up a goal for Zlatan.
>>64324778
irrelevancy. Arbeloa is still in Madrid therefore Arbeloa >everyone else
You'll never have a player like chicharito
>>64324800
He's so good he's at an irrelevant club, fucking legend
Fuck off back to your country, spic
He did it again. The absolute madman
>>64324831
>That analogy
Lol
Call me when a top club wants him, so goat he's at neverkusen what a goat
>>64324873
He's the best player in CONCACAF and a top 10 striker
>>64324930
http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Chicharito-Named-Best-Player-in-the-World-20151216-0009.html
Everyone wants chicharito m8
>>64324943
>>64324988
>>>/bigsoccer/
>>64324988
Cool story chipotle
>>64325066
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>>64325121
chicharito is GOAT m8 and there is nothing you can do to stop him
based chicharito
>>64325215
>beaner is better than Suarez
Call me when he plays in a goat club like goats do, spic
>>64325285
He already has m8
>>64325321
chicharito is no-where near suarez and never was, even when they played in PL. anyone who watched them play would say the same thing.
>>64325384
Who is comparing him to Suarez? I just said he is a top 10 striker and one of the most effective goal scorers in recent history
>>64325321
Why is he at a shit club then?
>le kick the ball into your face to score a header man
just goes to show you how easy it is to score against bundesliga defense and bottom tier ucl teams.
>>64325521
Exactly, never really disliked the guy but these beaners are delusional and annoying with their daily shitposting
>>64325521
Hernandez literally did the same in the EPL and la liga.
>>64325503
Because Chicharito is a nice guy
chicharrito > martial
>>64325588
martial is 20 and scoring goals in a tougher league and a fucked up team "system" with poor service.
chicarrito is in his prime and scoring garbage time tap ins vs literally whos
>>64322269
CHICHA
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H
A
>>64325646
Daily reminder that Hernandez scored 20 goals in his first season in Europe. And that was in the EPL. Martial will never be the goal scorer hernandez is
chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat chichagoat
why is there so much butthurt in this thread?
>>64325646
Van gaal insists on playing Martial on the wing and that shitter Rooney up front, its frustrating his shit system
I like him, he's pretty fun
>>64325646
>scoring goals
>3 goals in half 'premier' league season
wew
Martial is an overrated piece of shit and monaco's owner is still rolling on the floor that he was able to sell him for 50m€
>>64324873
>>64325521
Scored against Barcelona a couple days ago. Chicharito has scored everywhere he has gone, including England.
You sound like youre going to take out your anger at your elementary school, btw, find some some outlets Jesse.
>>64325588
Chicharito is a poacher, Martial a better all round player.
>>64323001
>Amerilels
>>64325884
This is a myth. hernandez played as a winger many times in real madrid and done well. Hernandez plays excellent as a poacher because his movement is one of the best in the world, but doesn't take the fact that he is good in other aspects as well.
>>64325884
Chicharito is a poacher and a better player.
>2 goals in ligue 1 two seasons ago
>9 goals in ligue 1 last season
>3 goals in half season epl
Martial so far is nothing, really.
>>64325884
let's assume that's true - to what end? is martial shovelling assists into other united players? no
they don't make chances, they don't get shots on goal, they don't score, they don't win games or thrash anyone. so what is martial's "all round" play accomplishing?
better a poacher who wins games than an all round player who loses
>>64325884
literally welbeck 2.0
>>64325959
>>64326003
To be fair on Martial, Van Gaal has been playing him as a winger.
can the chicano obsessed with chicharito take a trip?
>>64326023
yes, but we can't say he's better than someone else until he actually demonstrates it and so far he's looked just average
>>64326067
Is he better than griezmann though? I think so
>>64326076
To be fair on Martial, it's pretty hard to show your centre forward credentials when you play as a winger.
>>64326105
nobody looks good in LvG's system and even when he plays as a CF he has to do with a past it rooney's 'service'
>>64326067
>A french using the Word chicano.
Internet is beautiful m8 i tell you.
Stop shitposting with a German flag, chikorita.
>1% chance of starting
>64331999â–¶
why is chicharito so basedd
ManU scored 7 goals in their Mickey Mouse group while Chicharito alone scored 5 goals in a serious group.
>>64325884
That's why he's scored so many goals right? Oh wait...
>>64331999
>1% of Gaal being successful
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
You fags just don't understand his philosophy.
I don't really like chicharito as a player but I hope he continues scoring, it makes Van Gaal look more and more stupid each time.
este es el tema mas chicano de la historia seniores
>tfw only chicanos always had cheech's back
>tfw chilangos going on and on about how terrible he is while hyping up literal 'who's
>tfw chilangos now jumping on the bandwagon
He's a skilled poacher
>>64325384
>suarez scores in his 7th match in barcelona as STARTER
>chicharito scores in his 2nd as BENCH
defiantly comparable
>>64340815
how can you tell chilangos from normal people?
>>64340921
Suarez has to share with Neymar and Messi
Chicharito has to share with himself
>>64340930
>lives in (or from) DE EFE
>puts cream and avocado in their tacos
>slurred speech
>annoying in general
>goes for any of the three cancer teams (cruz azul, america, pumas)
>short and dark, but not as short and dark as central americans
NOT EVEN COMPARABLE TO
JALISCOMASTERRACE
>>64341055
Hernandez scored or assisted every otehr game with madrid and he started with
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64341118
>not mentioning ShitBass
lmao enjoy relegation
also I meant how can you tell chilangos from normal people ON THE INTERNET?
>>64341055
>shares with cristiano, bale, and benzema
not sure if to disagree because muh CHICAGOAT, or to agree because benzema is shit, cristiano meme, and bale an ape
>>64341185
you can't
that's their secret weapon
I have to be honest. I didn't get Chicarito too, but then again I'm not being paid to do it. Van Laal is a joke.
>>64341402
you don't get paid to do anything brazil cuck
>>64341191
nah m8 Benzema is better than Hernandez and I''m being as honest as possible. He's one of the best strikers on a good day, but less consistent than chicharito
>lol he's only good because he's in a stacked team
but when shit team
>lol he's only good because he's in an irrelevant team
mad as fuck sudacas is what you lads are. surrender to Chichagod while you still can
>>64341600
inb4 chichaGOAT is actually a saiyan and that nigger who broke his collarbone powered him up
SUPER CHICHA 4
>>64325285
Suarez is also spic
I'm glad EPLel teams are so shite.
That means we get to see more quality players like him in the BL.
>>64341760
>leicester city 1st place
KEK proves how bad their are
>>64341844
hey man keep lester out of this
but yes EPL is shit
>>64324736
We're fucking everywhere, seriously whenever there is some natural disaster in the world our news mention at least one mexican as a victim.
>>64342057
any mexicans in IS?
>>64342086
I think there was a female victim in the paris attacks. The closest I could find in a shitty google check
>>64342185
Two victims actually.
>>64341118
Cruz Azul is NOT a cancer team. Their directors are shit though.
>>64342250
what were they doing in paris?
>>64342431
Smuggling marihuana
>>64342512
where were they hiding it?
>>64342276
>literally helping liga mx turn into team filled with foreigners
>like the other two, literally no HOME GROWN
>worst of all, tomas boy
>>64342586
>64342586
Mexican players suck though desu. They just don't have the genetics to be top players.
>>64342751
okay /pol/
What time does WWIII start btw? When will the neo-jews defenestrate their oxymoronic Free Mason Privilege? But always, Trump.
>>64342885
I'm a chicano m8. and its true, indios have shit genes.Just watch a bit more boxing, they're slow twitch muscles compared to other races.
>>64343007
funny because a mexican only team wrecked cruz azul, pumas and america
Keep in mind they didn't even beat america with their starters, they used their number 100's.
Just gives us the confed cup again. We need another one on our record.
>>64325707
Butthurt gringos that are mad that Clint Derpshit is their best player
>>64343007
>who is messi
>who is iniesta
>who is xavi
>who is every other skinny manlet that shits on everyone in 5 a side
MUH GENETICS are irrelevant in soccer
go back to picking fruit and stop making dumb assumptions
>>64343188
thank god you got a trip
now all the haters and cerotes who think we're samefagging can fuck off
CHICHAGOAT
>>64343007
is this bait?
mexican boxers are literally one of the best in the world
>>64343142
which team are you even talking about m8?
50's Guadalajara?
>>64343258
today's chivas nigga
even tho I do have to admit they're not reliable
they still wrecked america with grow your own indios
>>64343308
yeah but they lost to Cruz Azul @home tho
>>64343308
>they still wrecked america
they barely won (should have been a tie with a penulty not given) after many games in a row losing to america. And these days its not a challenge beating choke azul.
>>64343222
The followers of Chichadios are plentiful.
The grace of Chichadios is eternal.
>>64343352
they didn't even do that, see >>64343334
>>64343352
>penalty
>not given to america
america were pigs the whole match, and you just gotta thank all the shitty coaches for america's wins
>>64343211
>>64343254
You guys don't get it. Indians have slower twitch muscle fibers compared to the rest of the races , wich is why bolvia, peru, mexico and until recently, Chile have been irrelevant in football
>>64343387
0-1 two seasons ago
did anyone forget how these "indios" won the copa mx? or how they almost won play offs last year?
Literally give them a good coach and you got a good team. No need for all these reject south american players an ANY team. This is mexican league, but it looks like it's another argentina league or whatever tf it's called.
>>64343449
0-1 this season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IykaA7gu9RQ
two seasons ago Chivas won 1-2 with a last minute Fabián goal
>>64322269
He¿s the biggest meme of modern football.
>>64322921
>2nd best league in the world la
I find that dubious
>>64324095
Holy shit he got it in la liga too?
Narco Fabian is gonna style all over bundesliga and will be THE meme player we deserve on the national team
[memebox]lol jk but it was pretty funny how vergara unironically said he is worth way more than what they sold him for[/memebox]
>>64343506
have you been living under a rock m8?
he literally single handlely qualified Madrid to the CL semifinals
>>64343425
>until recently
>always world cup contestant
>won confed in 1999
>best in concacaf
HUGO SANCHEZ
U
G
O SANCHEZ
But okay, I mean, I guess Julio Cesar Chavez, Margarito, Marquez, De la Hoya, and countless other "indios" became world champs because of their 'slow twitch muscle fibres'
I have a feeling you just read your first biology book and went apeshit when you found out about slow twitch fibres.
>>64343425
>natives=mestizos
I get that chicanos are poor and have to go to shit schools but are you really this retarded?
>>64343541
I guess Chavez's 89-0 record was just a fluke
>>64343449
>bragging about copa mx
Thats literally a consolation prize to the consolation prize. It means you didnt cut it to get into libertadores, and you didnt cut it to get into CONCACAF, so they stuck you against shit tier 2nd division teams and gave you a trophy for it
Sorry but shitvas arent going to be a good team anymore, they're going to be midtable with the occasional playoffs run that ends shortly. Meanwhile tigres just won with a frenchie and other south americans.
>>64343569
titeres have no depth and will go back to memeing it up in no time
You're right about shitbass, vergara is the cancer killing mexican soccer
>>64343611
shitbass?
>>64343541
>>64343553
80% of those GUYS did not rely on EXPLOSIVENESS. Mexicans DO take a punch but you cannot transition that to football
You just confirmed it by posting 1 world class to play out of Mexico.
>>64343553
What's your point? They're still mixed with indios, idiot. They still inherit the genes. Why is it so hard to understand that ? There hasn't been one indian dominated country that has won a wc. why do you think ecuador and colombians have the majority of their players from the coast ?It would be the same for Mexico
>>64343656
just admit you're central american
>>64340921
>>64325384
>>64322269
Ok, this is a thread ender.
Chicharito is literally THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD in one category, and that is to find SPACE, but hes shit in everything else. Thats why he has an amazing goal ratio (in three different top leagues) even when he has poor technique and fails a LOT.
He always finds the best place to be.
Still, i think hes a the biggest meme in football right now.
>>64343656
Why are you so obsessed with genetics? Germans, Spaniards and Italians aren't exactly "physical specimens"
I bet you watch apehoop
>>64343714
thanks mate
I literally tell that to all the faggots at work idolizing Suarez. Had Chicharito been given the same opportunities he'd be a world class player long ago. His positioning is like no other.
>>64343733
Why are you obsessed with the fact that you think indians aren't inferior when it comes to explosiveness? Like I said, indians are inferior to the rest of the races,which is why countries like ecuador have a 90%black team despite blacks being the 8%. and I don't watch basketball. I watch sports that has Mexicans in them and I watch enough of it to know what what they do and don't lack in.
>>64343867
those Equatorian blacks get fucked by Mexican Indios all the time tho
football is not about explosiveness, this is not American sports m8
>>64343867
>i-im not a cuck, I just like watching s-strong balck guys be p-physically dominant
That's why african teams have so many world cups right?
kys
>>64343921
>>64343922
Like I said in my other post, mexico would still be in the same situation if they had a black population. And you need some sort of athleticism in football as well .
>>64343979
>what are afro mexicanos
No wonder trump wants to kick retards like you out
>>64343979
Lmao you dumb af boy smdh
>>64343979
okay then we just fill the NT with as close as pure Europeans as we can get and throw some niggers here and there
worked for Spain and Germany the last two world cups
México is world class football nation now, thanks
>>64344047
"white" mexico with a few token niggers
Chicharito-that one half Mex/half Spaniard that played for cuck azul
Jona-guard a dodger retard amen
Layun-mexican hummels-joel huiqui- van rankin
Ochoa
r-russia here we come
>>64344144
you forgot Sanic Damm
>>64344144
>dat autocorrect
jona-guardado-herrera-damm
Save this image like a collectible FIFA sticker chicha bros
>>64344144
>>64344154
>>64344155
Literally world class, just give us the cup already.
>>64344144
>joel huiqui
http://www.latintimes.com/javier-hernandez-transfer-rumors-arsenal-all-chicharito-360425
Apparently Arsenal is calling. Does Bayer have a price for chicharito?
>>64344283
>jiroo and cheech in the shower together
KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>64344348
Wow
>>64344283
>rumors
>>64344283
Ancelotti will go to Buyern and then he will buy Chicha only to bench him.
>>64322269
He looks pretty baked in that picture desu
>>64344197
fifa jews still not accepting he's balon'dor material
he should be 87 ovr tbqh f.a.m and 89 if rare card
>>64343640
shitbass = chivas
did you imagine something in particular when reading that? please amuse me, I find this pretty funny
>>64344743
fish related team or something idk dorados? explain shitbass tho
>>64344772
nothing to explain, it just sounds like chivas
kek
>>64344772
Daily reminder that Poop Guardiola played for Dorados which is litteraly Shitbass FC.
I don't know why LVG wants to crack MUFC like that.
feel bad for there supporters.
but muh philosophy.
>>64344808
that's a stretch man
>>64322269
Much easier to score in le 1 team league than it is in the EPL. I thought we'd already gone over this.
>>64325285
>GOAT club
>real Madrid
Nigger
>>64345753
That's why EPL teams keeps getting BTFO in champions cus it's so hard to score against them
>he rates Shitcharito
>all posts with german flag reek of butthurt because of this gay shitskin
It's time to come out of the closet, Sören.
If chicharito were european, everyone would be on his dick. Since he's a central american spic, everyone gives him shit. Poor guy, can never catch a break.
>>64340868
phor u
>>64345753
Have you ever at least one time watched BUNDESU?
>>64346413
One team is far better than the the rest. One other team at most is even close or catching up until said far better team buys thier better players. All the other teams are equally average. That's how it works right?
>>64346474
>the the
>>64346474
>>64346486
Are you stupid or something?
>>64346489
What? That's how it works right?
>>64323239
damn nobody even mentioned our league and you mentioned it anyway, you know your place little hans
why is hating on chicha a meme?
he seems like a nice guy and has always performed well, when either coming off the bench or starting, in various different leagues. why must the memesters attempt to belittle him?
>>64347575
Because he was memetastic in Manure
>>64323031
then why are you here, cuckboi? go find a german site to shitpost on.
