"Multiple sources are unoffically claiming Rooney's form and subsequent absence from Manchester United's recent squad selection are due to serious personal problems stemming from alcoholism and depression.
A gagging order is currently in place on all UK based media, preventing the reporting of and speculation surrounding Wayne Rooney's personal issues."
O M G
>Rooney confirmed for burnout
Just do it now so we don't have to put up with him at the euros
>>64303973
so thats what that andy mitten piece was all about. fucking hell.
>>64303973
>Wayne Rooney to retire from Domestic and International Duty at the end of 15/16
Thank God.
>retire from domestic duty
so retire altogether or what?
Best
>>64303973
There's a bit of chat about it on the Caf atm. A tweet from Phillip de whathisface seems to imply something similar. I'll see if I can find it.
>>64303973
Well shit they're about to lost their best striker, who will score against Lithuania, the Feroe islands or Georgia now?
>>64304048
Kane?
>>64304048
Crouch
https://twitter.com/Malachians/status/675728794515169280
He's about 60/40 when it comes to Utd rumours. Sadly, I think there's something in this.
>>64303973
Never trust a man who puts doll hair on his head. He must have some deep issues for sure.
>>64304048
CHAT
>>64304061
what the actual fuck?!?
are you lot serious, or is this some big wind up??
https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/675065712117985280
Independent United fanzine with historical ties to the club. They were reporting problems last week.
>>64303973
Literally who?
>>64304025
pls respond
>>64304147
Probably he'll leave Man U and head for Qatar or the MLS or something
>>64304158
Lured to Melbourne Victory where he can indulge in bulk beers and still dominate the competition.
No source?
>>64304169
you misspelt City
>>64304189
"A gagging order is currently in place on all UK based media"
fucking casual
>>64304126
>an overrated, overpaid fat bastard
That's a bit too vitriolic coming from a United fanzine. Are they that sick of him?
>>64304126
topkek
bullshit
and nothing of value was lost
i dont think he will though, he'll likely want to stat pad his meaningless goal scoring record against minnows a little more
>>64304213
Well, he is the best soccer player Scotland has ever produced.
>>64304209
SO no source then. Thanks.
>>64304213
he's never been popular with that lot since he flirted with city. didn't make it any easier on himself when he did the same with chelsea and then took advantage of a beleagured david moyes to get the biggest contract in the club's history.
also doesnt help that he's a scouse bastard.
>>64304227
Actually forgot that they were Chelsea rumours too, on top of the City debacle. Fair enough then
>>64304218
>and nothing of value was lost
He should go to another league
Maybe Atlético de Madrid or Valencia can sort his shit out
>>64303973
And nothing of value was lost.
that kinda sux desu
>literally who twitter source
I want to see a source. I want to believe he's retiring from England.
>>64304377
Didn't he say in that documentary that he would never voluntary retire?
>>64304388
alcoholics make all sorts of promises they don't keep thought tbf
This shit is all over the private MU forums.
What a massive bellend if true. Fuck sake. £300k per week, wife, children, hugely respected position in MU and national team and can't say no to a fucking jar.
Fergie intimated this would happen 6 years ago. He knew Wayne had a thing for booze. He told the press they wanted to make him the next Gascoigne. Fucking guy's a prophet.
>>64303973
Ayy he trying to save face to eventual Vardy and Kane take his place
I think he'll hang around until his contract is over at least, the greedy cunt won't turn down 300 grand a week.
Earning 300k a week and being married to a solid 6 with 2 kids would do it
Why would he give up all that money? Just phone it in until your contract runs out, then fuck off to the MLS or somewhere
>>64304227
>took advantage of a beleagured david moyes to get the biggest contract in the club's history.
when does the contract expire?
>Giving up 300 grand a week
United delusion
THE NEXT GAZZA
Please retire before the Euros you useless English cunt
It explains all those 'undisclosed illnesses' he's missed matches from this season.
Reminder that Nathaniel "Wayne" Rooney is the closest thing that Man United have to an iconic player at their shit club
Top kek, who is your next biggest name? De Gay is off to Madrid next year.
>>64304364
>lvg will never play rooney as a deep lying midfielder
its his future
>>64304873
bentekek can do it
>>64304786
he surely has enough to retire already and depression can make you do dumb shit
>>64304873
S H I N
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so sad if this is true
fuck rooney haters they did this to him
>>64304924
Even harder to score with a shin.
>>64304933
Heh. Poor Wayne.
He did cheat on his wife a couple fo times when she was expecting their last kid.
Fuck him.
>>64304911
Crazy
>>64304938
>>64304948
you don't marry a famous person when you're a 6/10 and expect them to not have a bit of fun on the side
this was predicted by fergie many moons ago.
sympathy is not something i have for him, but i will go as far as to say that it's a shame.
>>64304209
ur mum got my gagging order last night lmao
He started his pro career 4 years earlier than most of his peers, so it's no surprise that he'd finish it around the same time as many others.
He was an incredible talent, but he's fallen away so badly as to make him unrecogniseable against the player we once knew.
Shit happens, I guess.
>born with a one in a billion kind of talent
>never fully realise it because you're too lazy
>cheat on your wife with hookers
>throw bitchfits about your club in order to get new record contracts
I will never be able to feel sorry for him
Probably best if he does fuck off at the end of the season.
He truly was a football superhero once upon a time. On a par with Messi and Ronaldo for 1.5 seasons, but sank so quickly into mediocity.
Good luck with the rest of your life, Wayne.
>>64305134
>He was an incredible talent
>>64305143
>>born with a one in a billion kind of talent
Retiring to the caravan as the just god intended.
>>64305173
he rekt arsenal's greatest ever team at 16 years old
>>64304873
dat lucky shin-in.
>>64305173
The only teenage footballers that could compare to him were fat Ronaldo and Messi
Someone post the age of rooney pasta
>>64305181
>he scored a blooter against arsenal once
lol who the fuck cares
>>64305201
watching rooney at everton you should be able to see he was nothing special, he was good, but nothing special. Didn't have great ball control, couldn't keep the ball close to his feet, the only attribute standing out is his acceleration, result of his low height. Didn't even score many goals, comparing him to Ronaldo or Messi is an insult.
You guys don't know what young talent looks like.
Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9S3uj22a0
or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA50uwNiYwY
Gascoigne v2?
>>64304907
doesn't have the footballing intelligence or ability, he'd be horrendous there
>>64305201
>The only teenage footballers that could compare to him were fat Ronaldo and Messi
take off that proxy pls
>>64305173
Confirmed for not seeing Rooney play at 18.
>>64304076
Why do you keep calling for Pajillas then, Vicente?
>>64305242
no, no, people told me he was le tap in man
>>64303973
I don't understand 'gag orders' - how can you stop the press reporting, outwith national defence, court cases , etc.
>>64305248
confirmed for being a fat american that knows fuckall about football
reminder that britbongs thought Bale was the next GOAT. Why? Because he was speedy, that's the only thing they can see in a player.
>>64305256
I'm no American tho :^ )
Nice try Huezinho.
>>64305223
Ok, I probably went too far with the Ronaldo/Messi comparisons but it doesn't change the fact that Rooney was an incredible talent at age 16-19 and could've become much more that he ended up being
>>64305249
Iker's hair is all natural, don't believe the rumours
>>64303973
ITT:
>still no source
>'private man u forums' but no details or pasta
ok
when did Fergie warn/predict Rooney having issues with alcohol? Plz respond I'm very interested
>>64305223
okay
I'm not, and never have been a fan of >Rooney, but you're deluding yourself here and being biased. He was never technically as good as Ronaldinho, or as good as Ronaldo de Lima, but he was pretty fucking close in his early years and definitely had the potential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLBwLsnlsqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4dBWUjuCU0
>>64303973
>bongistan
>freedom of press
can you queers get anymore cucked?
>>64305276
wait shit do you guys mean when he said that roon would probably retire earlier than expected in his book?
can you idiots not even use google
http://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/soccer/wayne-rooney--an-apology-370612.html
just one of the offical apologies goign about
this all started when a reddit user translated a norwegian article.
next, someone thought to ask the quoted source, who totally denied it.
too bad, its lies. i wish he would just retire and stop wasting a space at the club i support
>>64305288
the reddit thread:
/r/reddevils/comments/3x9709/andy_mitten_from_exclusive_column_behind_a/
mistranslated/lies. take your pick
>>64305256
I understand that brit football 'culture' is shit, and homegrown talent here doesn't come close to the talent you faggots produce, but you can't deny that Rooney had GOAT potential.
As for Bale, he did 2 or 3 stepovers and got an assist or two against an Inter team that was on a sudden sharp decline and was suddenly the best player ever, according to the media.
The UK media is the worst thing here, they build up average players who have one or two good performances to be superstars when in fact they don't come close technically to hispanic or latin american players.
>>64305294
>>64305288
the refutation:
https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/status/677769668053106688
sport witness are reputable
>>64304782
>married to a solid 6
she's a 4 at most and that's only because of her tits.
why are the bongs and poms so happy with ugly women?
>>64305295
>As for Bale, he did 2 or 3 stepovers and got an assist or two against an Inter team that was on a sudden sharp decline and was suddenly the best player ever, according to the media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK9mjYqkHJ4
>>64305314
shes a 4 defo. what was he thinking? he was 'the white pele' since 16.. surely he knows that means he can bang 10/10s despite being a 3/10 himself, right? (wrong. hes fucking thick.)
>>64305314
they take what they can, don't be cruel to them, no bully pls
>>64305319
AVERAGE
V
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>>64305335
downs people dont want your sympathy
>>64305331
maybe he can actually bear to hear her talk for long periods of time
helps a lot in a successful marriage
>>64305347
doesn't make it ok to bully them
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64305295
Rooney was good. That's it. Bale was (and is) also quite good.
But you guys take any good player with good speed and power and raise them to semi-god status.
Speed and strength are important, but not determinant, as young players can easily work to improve on those aspects as they age.
Great technique, on the other hand, you either have it at 10yo or you'll never have it.
>>64305397
The same way they are hyping up Kane.
>>64305223
to be fair ronaldinho was probably the most talented player ever
>>64305256
Reminder that Bale scored blooters nearly every week that season and carried that Spurs team to their highest ever PL points total. He could do the same at Madrid but Ronaldo doesn't let him.
>>64305397
When he was younger it was evident Rooney did have amazing technique, especially for an Englishmen. Over the years, he has neglected that side of his game, and recurring injuries have really robbed him of any subtleness.
At 18 he was better than he was at 28.
>>64305256
Bale's pace and power helped propel him, but towards the end of his time in England he was so much more
>>64303973
>serious personal problems stemming from alcoholism and depression.
It's literally all our fault. The man has been under constant scrutiny and pressure no matter what he's done since he was 16.
Fuck you all. We all deserve to die.
Gagging orders don't mean a fucking thing just ask Ryan Giggs
>>64305509
why did your media make fun of his baldness so relentlessly
it changed him
>>64305397
Rooney was never that quick, it was all about technique and work rate.
>>64305623
ryan giggs was a scumbag who fucked over his brother
rooney is a national hero who is going through personal struggles
>>64305655
Gazza?
so what? he never did a damn thing in International play, and England as a whole is completely irrelevant, even the US has surpassed them at soccer.
>>64305634
nah he was pretty fuckin fast at one point
>>64305509
>millions of dollars
>depression
I will never NEVER get this
>>64305727
you think money makes you immune from illness? perhaps you're twelve.
>>64305727
because you're poor, my friend
>>64305742
Only the severe cases are treated as an actual sickness. Most people find their way out of a depression without drugs.
It’s usually just linked to a certain lifestyle or situation they are stuck in.
Rich people have every fucking possibility to change their life around.
>>64305727
Think of Hollywood actors and all the suicides and drug abuse.
>>64305818
>Rich people have every fucking possibility to change their life around
but they can't change themselves, their past or their families
>>64305818
how would you know that? does being poor make you an expert on what it's like to be wealthy?
>>64305223
>playground party tricks against amateur defenders
WOW EPIC BRAZILIANS ARE SO AMAZING
>>64305838
You can get the best treatment. You can try other professions or go full Bill Gates, whatever.
Sure if you can't find anything to make you feel better you are fucked. But most people suffering from depression don't even have these option.
>>64305242
>stand there with your arms outstretched
>Brazilian defending
>>64305863
amateur defenders like Dunga, captain of a world cup-winning team.
>>64305863
>brazilian defenders
>7x1
>english defenders
>cheeky 1966
>Twitter ITKs
How do retards fall for them every time
Why would he retire? He's only 30
>>64305889
>You can get the best treatment.
The treatments for depression don't vary much with more money. It's not like buying a new liver in black market or getting Magic Johnson's aids treatment.
If money really solved or prevented depression, rich people wouldn't get depressed and that's absolutely not the case.
>>64303973
I didn't know shadow's could get depressed
>>64305961
third word
The Age of Rooney was great lads. Cherish it
>>64305919
>brazil
>ever winning a world cup again
>7-1 (most humilitating defeat in all of sports history)
Pick 3 mexican
What's the point in him keeping to play football when he's obviously a pale imitation of the player he once was and he has more money than he'll ever need?
>United falling apart
>talisman Rooney is an alcoholic on his way out
>no real stars besides de gea
>out of CL
>philosophy alienating players
>lvg likely on his way out
>top four questionable
They should just spend $1 billion and secure ancelotti and Ronaldo. Fuck Bayern
>>64303973
Senpai, he returned to training today.
>>64306353
This is probably why he's depressed. He knows that better than anybody, but he still has to go into work every day and be reminded of that fact, all day. With Van Lel barking at him as a soundtrack.
>being surprised this cuck is an alcoholic
Just look at his face
>>64306432
this
I'd guess his sweat reeks of alcohol. You could probably bottle it and it still could get people drunk.
>tfw somebody would pay for that and drink himself into oblivion
>>64305237
he's a pretty good passer, that's why fergie liked to play him as a cf
>>64306554
Thisflag thistopic
>>64303973
Honestly what would be the chances of Rooney coming across the Atlantic as his final hurrah?
>>64305818
You are ignorant and also stupid.
one of the best to ever do it!
was lucky enough to be at the maracana in 2013 when he scored that screamer against brasil
also saw him score the 3rd this season against everton at goodison
he isn't a pop star or a comedian he's a sportsman an athlete and one of the best this shitty set of islands has ever produced
>>64305818
Trust a German to not understand human beings
>>64306626
Never. They make more money being in Europe than anything we could offer them. The only thing we can give outgoing European players is privacy, less stress and low media attention.
He can come here and just be a ghost. While he drinks his ass off and screws around with loose women without even hearing a peep from Sports News Media.
>>64306845
>The only thing we can give outgoing European players is privacy, less stress and low media attention.
And sunshine. He needs sunshine.
I can see him doing it desu. Wayne is not going to Europe, he struggles with English.
>>64306775
>>64306845
Maybe he can find a celebrity friend to hang out with in The USA. Beckham did it. Maybe Rooney can hang out with Dennis Leary or Tom Brady or some other Irish Bloke. Hell Conan could work too.
Hell bring him to the New England Revolutions and let him live in Boston and let him enjoy Irish Boston Culture. Many people from Boston who are Irish treat Irishmen from the Isles like brothers. Even if they weren't born or live in Ireland itself. It would be like as if Rooney never left Britain
>>64305426
flair personified.
Depression is just a meme, it's not real.
>>64306566
what is wrong about what I said
>>64305256
>This one eternally mad ABE hue
>>64304755
>alcoholic downward spiral
>saving face
>wooney
>>64303973
>A gagging order
>>64309325
Your mum got my gagging order m8
please, don't do it before the euro rooney
>>64305171
>He truly was a football superhero once upon a time
Around what time period? Legit question, as I don't follow soccer all that much
Its about time
>>64307580
literally nothing lad
ignore the americans like the rest of us
>>64305256
why don't7-1you7-1shut the7-1fuck up7-1?
and i'm not american either, you stinky jizz wizard
>>64305295
>People actually don't think Bayol is good, even if meme.
>People actually don't think Shrek was world class at one point and had the potential to be the best English player ever
>>64305397
has a hue ever killed it in the premier league? genuine question, not even arguing. i'm sure there's one and i'm just tired and retarded and can't think of them.
>>64311773
Gilberto Silva is the only successful one
>>64311638
you don't dominate the premier league and win game after game by yourself like he did for spurs without being brilliant. he did some phenomenal stuff when he was playing for them, he really isn't just pace. people's memories are short.
still think he was meant to be penaldo's replacement cos madrid thought he was leaving and then didn't, meaning they had to fit the world's most expensive player around the world's biggest ego. reckon he'd have owned la liga by now if ronaldo had left.
>>64311911
>reckon he'd have owned la liga by now if ronaldo had left
le invisible running man owning la liga kek
It was obvious he was never going to have a long career due to his shit genes. He's had problems in the past keeping fit. He'll put on a load of weight the moment he retires.
>>64311985
meh, i don't think there's anything penaldo can do with a football that bale can't. but bale is played to support the greasy one and it's wrecked his game t b h
>>64303973
No escaping that Irish name. Rppney
>>64312163
Don't get me wrong, Bale has some great qualities and he's certainly hindered playing with penaldo but I'm not sure he'd perform better than him or as constantly by himself. So far he's really had a hard time impressing in la liga.
>>64311911
Yeah, he scored a lot of blooters, He's like a speedy Coutinho.
Will England call upon this goal scoring machine?
>>64312181
What's you're surname then?
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/64303973/sports/wayne-rooney-to-retire-from-domestic-and.html
Is this real life?
You now remember the day a long time ago when you first heard about this upcoming young talent "Wayne Rooney". Watch him bang in goals left and right. Follow the story of him losing his hair then regaining his hair.
And now he is retiring while I'm still on 4chan.
>>64311773
Original Juninho (the one at Middlesborough with Ravenelli)
>>64312282
Who?
>>64318460
Darius Vassel
>>64303973
and nothing of value was lost
