Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the most electrifying PL striker since Thierry Henry
https://streamable.com/8k2p
>>64276492
Since who ?
You misspelled Luis Suarez
>>64276492
A bit insulting to compare JV9 to a glorified stat-padder who never turned up when it mattered
>>64276503
>Suarez
Doesn't have the pace to be 'electrifying'
>>64276533
This
>>64276492
>cuts inside, goes OUTSIDE
HE'S A REVOLUTIONARY
>>64276639
Better than whatever shit striker your team has I'm lmao at your life
>>64276673
pls no bully
>>64276492
>HE GOES TO R/SOCCER
>>64276533
>never turned up when it mattered
what?
>>64276492
Thank you anon. The 'meme striker' fags should watch this and think again.
6 is fucking hilarious for some reason. That's when I knew he could be special this season. very few would have just stood there, looked at them then hit it like that, with total accuracy. Brilliant goal.
>>64276925
it's just shit defence by arse, what is chamberlain doing?
>3 penalties
>all won by himself
top lad
JAMIE VARDY IS HAVIN A PARTY
>live da recor to me
The fucking GOAT
Can't wait for him to absolutely bang all the shit chatters at the euros, football's finally coming home
>>64277312
I think he's about 6th in line (as far as Woy's preference goes):
Rooney
Sturridge
Welbeck
Kane
Walcott
Vardy
did I miss anyone?
>>64277423
He deserves sacking on the spot if he starts with Rooney up front
>>64277423
>rppney
he'll be played in the hole or just behind vardy.
>Studge
injured
>lelbeck
shit
>Kane
one season wonder
>walcott
injured
>vardy
GOLDEN BOOT
i keep seeing this chit chang bang what is it, like a reference to that family guy episode called chitty chitty bang band? what a weird meme
>>64277455
Oh right, he'll probably play Ings instead.
>Euros begin
>media pushing the hype to the limit
>first game, woy plays rooney up top, no vardy
>lose
>second game, woy plays rooney up top, no vardy
>lose
>england as good as gone
>third game, woy plays Vardy
>win 4-0
>>64277497
>https://streamable.com/8k2p
>that dad almost doing a >>96 on his own son
>>64277573
he seems fast but most of those goals are luck or being created by someone else. also he just kicks the ball hard instead of placing it most of the time, most olympic track guys could replicate that performance
Watching those goals in one go is kind of disappointing to be honest
There's some terrible defending there (particularly on the penalties he wins) and most of them are goals you'd expect a confident striker to score
I also remember him missing quite a few decent chances this season
>>64277586
What's Schmeichel doing in the crowd?
>>64277517
That's basically what they did with Gerrard and Lampard
>>64277625
yep. it's just that easy. be le fast and score loads of goals
>>64277625
>most olympic track guys could replicate that performance
no they couldn't it's really difficult to hit a ball with that much power and accuracy whilst runnimg flat out.
>>64276550
>doesn't have pace to be electrifying
This isn't FIFA la
Vardy's been quality, but he's not even the best player on his team
We just need to come up with a plan to get Mahrez in the England side
>>64277700
That hardly matters when he's been the second best player in the league this season
>>64277625
>luck
>created by someone else
Half of them he creates himself, and the other half are down to fantastic off the ball movement. Stop chatting shit.
>>64277625
Unlike American sports, football is a sport that requires skill to play and years and years of practice as opposed to just being big, fast and black.
>>64277922
That's ironic considering Vardy literally stopped playing at one point and for years was doing manual labor to support himself
>>64277976
>stopped playing
no
>>64278105
>After Vardy's release from his boyhood club Sheffield he quit the game for eight months, working in a carbon fibre factory until he was persuaded to play non-league football for £30 a game with Stocksbridge Steels in the Northern Premier League.
Yes, continue on with your ignorance though.
>>64278181
I wasn't aware that 8 months equals "years"
>>64276492
proves that most top soccer strikers got worn out for too much playing at top flight
>>64278295
>reading comprehension
Where did I say he stopped playing for years? I said he "stopped playing at one point". The years was in reference to working in factories, which he still did while playing non-league football
>>64276492
JAMIE '" I'LL BREAK THE PARKED BUS'" VARDY
His movement and pace looks a lot like Suarez.
>Post yfw Woy doesn't play him in the Euros
Damn god it's a joy to see this lad scoring, it's like watching Pippo again
>>64279836
you're right, they are similar
