>mfw Stamkos signs with the leafs July 1st
Fucked up the name. Whatever, fuck Publix
>>64266910
Stamkos fucking sucks anyway
>>64266951
>mfw i forget the >laffs even exist
That was filthy
ain't even mad
Kuch is carrying this fucking team
>mfw i've successfully predicted who would score the first goal for the lightning two nights in a row
am i magic? also >laffs
Nice getting an early start.
>>64267058
>the shite hamlet of tampon bay that couldn't even think up its own colour scheme
kek
fucking syracuse kids
VASY
A
S
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Consider the following:
Tampa Bay chose their colour scheme to be blue and white because they know the only way they can even come close to turning a profit is to confuse senile Canadian snowbirds into thinking that they are the Leafs. So when it comes down to it, they have no business even being in the league.
fucks sake lightning please dont turn this into another game of getting carried by the goalie
>>64266910
Bernier on waivers when
>>64267172
They chose it because they thought the league deserved a blue and white team that was complete fucking joke
![598755_621010597947980_1822590842_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/buHYQOn.jpg "598755_621010597947980_1822590842_n[1].jpg")
>>64267172
>trying this hard to find things to get mad about
here complain about this instead
>>64267172
Ingenious scheme. Say what you want about the Americaitlyns, but they know how to make a buck.
I heard from a friend of mine that you cant even go to a convenience store after dark in Tampa Bay without getting molested by crack addicts. In Canada we can leave the house.
bernie gonna be good now, chilll
the fuck was that stralman
>>64267237
>you meet this girl irl
>she finds out that you posted her pic on 4chan
>she calls up her 10/10 built Navy SEAL boyfriend
>he beats the shit out of you and leaves you huddled on the floor, a mess of blood and bruises
>he fucks her in the ass right in front of you and then he makes you suck his dick after
SSSKKKAAAARRRR
>letting Tyler Bozak score on you
LMFAO
why's our PK so fucking shit
we're going to lose to the fucking leafs aren't we?
>Tampon Bay fans think their team is actually good
literally the whole game so far has been in their own end and they're placing a 2nd last place team
>>64267334
>laffs thinking their team is anything other than shit
let me stop you there
>>64267334
half our fucking team is dead of course we don't think we're good you stupid cunt
>>64267325
>>64267325
>>64267358
I-I swear its just injury g-guys, n-n-no fair.
Currently skating Stamkos, Kucherov, Hedman, Vasilevsky, Callahan, and Palat (I believe). Proceed to get schooled by Tyler "fucking" Bozak
>Sustr has been playing better than Hedman this season
I want the memes to end
>>64267358
>half our fucking team
>missing 2 third liner players Palat and Paquette
>he thinks that's a good excuse
LMFAO tampon bay sucks ass you fucking moron
>>64267394
Palat is out, the only good players left on that list currently are Kuch and Vasy
>>64267421
Already in damage control mode from the inevitable loss of Stamkos.
>>64267417
>Palat
>Johnson
>Drouin
>Paquette
the triplet meme being injured is really fucking us
>>64267417
>Drouin
>Palat
>Johnson
All top 6 forwards you fucking idiot.
>>64267452
>implying stammer isnt shit this season
at this point you can have him. if you're lucky you'll get a good 15 goal season out of him
>>64267452
>>64267473
seriously you faggots can fucking have him he was shit in the playoffs last year and he's been shit so far this year. I hope we fucking trade him and desu.
kill me
God dammit Matt Carle you piece of shit.
Lol open net for JVR
>>64267468
>Drouin
>0.45 ppg player
>worse than every Leafs top 6 player
>Tampon Bay actually proud to have such a shitty player in their top 6
KEKERINO
>letting JVR and Bozak, sans Kessel, style on you
KEKKEST OF K EKS
>>64267453
>>64267468
Lol Drouin was taken in the top 3 with MacKinnon and Barkov. Even Bustkov himself is having a more successful NHL career.
>>64267574
Drouin has potential he just doesn't get the ice time plus he's always dead
>>64267614
Drouin was a total whiff there, Stevie thought he was the smartest man in the room and decided he wouldn't take the negro
>>64267614
Barkov just scored.
>>64267204
Nice try pal. Better luck next time.
What are the citizens of Tampa Bay known as. Genuinely curious. Is it Tampans? Tampa Bayians? Tampadosians? Tampa Wampas?
>>64267996
I'm pretty sure it's Tampa Wampas
>>64267996
I don't even know actually
>>64267996
I've never heard anybody refer to people from Tampa as anything
apparently according to an article I just read, the Latino citizens (who are the vast majority of Tampa and control the government there) call each other
>Tampenos
>>64266910
Nice meme
>better show
it's incredible how obnoxious Leafs fans are considering how shit their team is
>>64268124
Shut up ya Tampeno
Guys I found a picture of
>Tampeno Bay
>>64268124
>can't handle the bantz
>>64268187
>Mexican
You tried
>>64268220
I refer you to my colleague's post
>>64268077
oh boy another PP we won't score on
>no delay of game
epic refpuck honestly
lol laffs just got away with puck over glass. whatta joke of a team. garbage fans garbage players
YESSS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>Tampeno Bay in charge of scoring any goals
BTFO TBQPHFam
I fucking hate this team I'm not even joking anymore. The bucs could put on skates and beat this shitshow of a team
>>64268400
>the fickle fucks of tampon gay
>>64268400
>Classic Tampeno
>>64268411
>>64268494
>implying I'm going to stop watching
You don't understand sports suffering my Toronto friends. Imagine having 4 teams that are basically the >laffs. At least 2 of >our sports teams are good again.
>>64268400
>>64268303
>>64268262
>>64268124
>tampeno
>letting bernier get a win
How did they make it to the final last year
>>64268573
It's the Tampeno way
>>64268573
They didn't have crippling injuries for the entire first half
>>64268525
>implying Torontopenos don't understand sports suffering
Nice b8 m8n
>>64268896
You only have 1 team that causes you suffering, we have 4. Maybe we're not so different
>laffs
reminder that your team will NEVER EVER be relevant again
>>64268915
>implying the craptors haven't choked in shork-like fashion every year
>implying the blow gays weren't a fluke this year
>>64268980
Ah yes, The Tampon Gay Blots, a revered and prestigious team within the annals of NHL history.
marschesealt for calder
>>64269025
If only your history could keep the puck out out of your net.
>>64269025
back to /lgbt/ faggot
>>64269025
>muh history
he says after yet another losing season
>>64269096
>his team isn't even in a playoff spot
>his team just got scored on 3 times by a team full of waiver wire fodder and Tyler Q. Bozak
KEKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY FUCK TAMPON GAY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
KEKEKEKEKERINO
>6-1
>Miller is dancing his ass off
>Vasilevskiy
>shuts out the Blackhawks until over time
>gives the laffs 4
What the fuck?
>>64269172
Leafs have elite offence
>>64269172
TAMPON GAY JUST CANT STOP THE BLEEDING
HOLY SHITERINO, THESE TAMPENOS
>>64269096
>Tampoo Gay
Tampenos cant handle the bantz
Tampenos BTFO back to their shitty mexican village.
The laffs couldn't beat a team with multiple people who were playing minor league hockey last week.
>>64269359
Keep digging yourself in Tampeno
Is Hedman GOAT (pick one)
>yes
>>64269391
Nice try, Tampa Wampa.
LAFFS
Do the laffs just not have defensemen? Namestnikov went all the way down the ice untouched.
>>64269359
Plot twist: Laffs goalie was playing minor league hockey last week
Enjoy your loss with a sandwich from Tim Hortons faggots. Only winners can have Publix subs.
>laffs
>>64269457
Enjoy getting shot on a regular basis, Tampeno
>>64269482
>laffs
SHITCAGO FANS CANT EVEN CHEER THE STREAK
KANE ALMOST IN TEARS
ZERO (0) SUPPORT FROM THE 'FANS' IN CHIRAQ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHITCONGO 'FANS' IN CHARGE OF HISTORY
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
