Why is everyone so autistic?
>>64265622
Robben seems pretty normal
>Messi being confused
>CR7 tiptoeing
messi's like 'uhhmm theres antonella. shes got my sprite ok. oh, look at this faggot, again on his toes'
Why is Robben so smug faced
Because most of them are walking pieces of shit in real life.
Messhit didn't read a single book in his whole life, as an example.
Ronaltsu is a gay model and a midget lover (Closet Pedo)
>>64265674
>oh, look at this faggot, again on his toes'
kek
Is Robben the coolest football player in the game today?
Rest of them is obviously autist tier
>>64265622
>that synchronized headturn by ronaldo and neuer
>>64265674
lol
>>64265713
>Is Robben the coolest football player in the game today?
yes
There's a lot of faux machismo and closet hiding there
>>64265800
All in a single person though
>>64265841
His caustic aura radiates in a 50 meter radius and ruins your day if you step inside.
>>64265622
>>64265713
I don't know why i love these so much
ronaldo's teeth are too big for his mouth.
>>64265800
that's the german influence you're sensing
lahm looks like he doesn't want to be there
>>64265622
Neuer, Ramos and Lahm look autistic beyond belief
>>64265713
Messi & Ronaldo look like they just shared a funny joke and are trying not to laugh about it together.
the only autistic ones are the germans, iniesta and messi
>>64265674
actually lol'd out loud
Could Kroos look any more German?
>robben the normal guy
based
>>64266067
Lahm doesnt look remotely German, he must have Russian blood in him from the incessant slav rape
>>64265622
I just realized Neuer looks a bit like Tom Hanks
>LCIM
Will there ever be a player this based again?
>>64266067
Yes, if he looked like Schweinsteiger
>>64265674
kek'd
>>64266171
Literally no
>mfw Messi wins the balon dor in january
>>64265722
fuckk
>>64266233
What would happen if he copied ronald's celebration and TSUU?
Neuer is undeniably the most awkward and oafish looking fuck in that group. Iniesta just looks aloof as usual. Di Maria certainly feels out of place, and Ronaldo is clearly obsessed with all the cameras pointed at him.
>>64266259
It would be extremely memeful
>>64266259
It would be the greatest day of our lives
>>64266303
tsuuu
>>64266233
please someone post messi's wifes bunda
>>64266259
Literally nothing because the TSUU celebration is the most retarded "signature" in the history of sports
>>64266259
we'd get a memorable speech instead of the usual autistic shit he says
>>64265713
I have no idea why but that webm always makes me chuckle out loud
>>64266359
>>64266426
>have some manlet fall in love with you in high school
>go for it
>manlet turns out to be a football god
just how lucky is she?
>>64266359
>>64266426
>>64266462
>>64266462
Grade A bunda
>>64266452
Do you unironically believe all people care about is money? Messi is a really good guy and a family man
>>64266482
I literally did not even mention money. I meant that being married to someone who might be the greatest ever at something billions of people are interested it must be pretty damn cool
>>64266482
maybe they both love sprite
what is messi staring at?
someone post the qt hawaiian antonella pic
>>64266513
>tfw no antonella gf
>>64265674
>oh, look at this faggot, again on his toes'
kekked
>>64266545
She could do with losing that baby weight, I get it you needed to eat to feed your unborn but that doesnt excuse those disgusting stomach folds. Messi needs to man up and set her straight
Award ceremonies are kind of an awkward fish out of water situation
>>64266587
eh?
>>64266618
bitch is fat
>>64266545
thx familia
The Balloon door is seriously shit
It's like Football trying to do the Oscars. But the worst part is the players seem to actually care. Bunch of faggots
>>64266629
What? She barely has an ounce of fat in that pic
>>64266685
Most of them don't care that much. I mean, it must be nice to win it but I don't think anyone other than Donaldo is losing sleep over this.
And maybe Ribery, I think he gave some interview full of salt and asshurt after being 3rd in 2013. But he's a dirty muslim pedophile so he doesn't count
>>64266723
>ribery
>muslim
u wot pussyboi
>>64266723
muslims are gross
>>64265713
New New New world order
>>64265713
Robben looks like he is about to shoot casillas
>>64266739
>Bilal Yusuf Mohammed
>not muslim
He literally has 2 sons name Salif and Mohammed. The only way he could be more muslim is if he blew up a building
>>64266794
Gee i wonder why
>>64266482
That wasn't the point he was trying to get across. He was saying that this girl just decided to marry some guy she's known since she was a teenager.
Ten years later, he's the fucking GOAT of football.
>>64265677
he had originally been told to line up on the right
>>64266853
Ayy lmao
They can't stop him from cutting inside
>>64266853
>tfw go on 4chan since childhood and have become hyper-aware of autism and realized that while nerds have plenty of autism the vast majority of normies have varying degrees of autism as well
DAE?
>>64266587
>people standing doing nothing occasionally looking around is autistic
>this meme
if everything you seems like it's autism maybe it's just you familia
>>64265674
Kek, you bastard
>>64268875
>NORMIES NEVER HAVE AWKWARD MOMENTS
>>64265685
>Messhit didn't read a single book in his whole life, as an example.
Not his fault he can't read.
>>64266303
For tsu
>>64265622
The only relaxed looking one is Robben
>>64265689
kek, that gif always makes me giggle like a school girl
that fat nigger's expression is so funny
>>64266739
Stop Italian shitposting 2k15
>>64266482
so am i, yet no qt girl ever loved me
Its almost like the ballon dor ceremony is intentionally done to be as awkward as possible
>>64265622
>Neuer going full mouth breather
>>64265674
kek you jews are alright
>>64265713
anyone got the photoshop of robben as CIA?
>>64266426
>>64266462
Fucking disgusting
>>64265713
>>64265622
why is messi checking ronaldo?
>>64280594
>Why is this 6'1 faggot tiptoeing?
>>64280669
>>64265674
> implying
They probably give him a little bench
>>64279962
>>64266462
oh my fucking god
>>64265713
does anyone have the neuer one like this??
>>64265674
10/10
>>64265677
he's always smiling
>>64265622
This got funnier every time I re-watched it
>>64266171
Yes. There are plenty of players who aren't divers.
>>64285099
CHING CHONG PING PONG
>>64266853
Kek
>>64285099
>pays to shitpost
It's truly autistic and probably one of the most awkward webm's of all time
I can't stop watching
>>64265622
>going to a gala
>not wearing a bow tie
shiggy
someone post drose's autism at the all star game pls
>>64265622
pic related
>>64265713
>I'm CIA
>>64265674
Why is Ronaldo so insecure about his height?
Watched his movie last night and some guy at his son's school congratulated him on his performance in the last game. Christiano gave one word answers and he looked intimidated.
When the guy was gone, he had this conversation with his son
>Ronaldo : "Did you see that guy, he was very tall"
>His son : "yes, taller than you daddy!"
>Ronaldo : "taller in height but daddy is stronger"
>>64265674
lel
>>64265622
whos that bald grandpa on the right? blatter?
>>64289149
oh shit its inesta. sry
>>64266723
>pedophile
>banging a fully formed young woman
he's undoubtedly a huge dick, there's no need to add to the slander by making shit up though
>>64265674
holy shit my sides
>>64265622
It's weird seeing a goalkeeper wearing the same clothes as everyone else
>>64266131
lrn 2 read. He was talking about Kroos.
>>64265622
>>64265713
>looking where to cut insude
>>64287955
>Why is Ronaldo so insecure about his height?
>height
he's insecure about everything and it's obvious that he needs constant attention and validation for that reason
>>64266233
Nice picture senpai. Fucking kek.
>>64265622
>>64293932
>>64266259
/sp/ would implode in memes
>>64293932
i need this with sound please
>>64293296
that santa would scare the shit out of me if I met him leaving presents in my house on christmas night
>>64265674
i really liked this one
>>64265622
Group of people that don't really know/like each other having to stand together for some stupid photos probably been standing there for a while as well of course shit is gonna look awkward
>>64265622
Why are there 9 players?
>>64293296
Why isn't he the Krampus
>>64265622
It's a sport for poverty-stricken autists