TB:Brian Boyle scores SH goal to lift Lightning
OTT:Mike Hoffman grabs three points in Sens' wim
WAS:Another gem for Washington G Braden Holtby
WAS:T.J. Oshie scores two goals in Capitals' win
EDM:Oilers' G Cam Talbot stops 47 to win in OT
EDM:Jordan Eberle gets three points in OT victory
PIT:Penguins acquire Trevor Daley from Chicago
CHI:Corey Crawford receives 1st star of the week
ANA:Nate Thompson gets 3-game ban for illegal hit
NJ:Adam Henrique practices, hopes to play Tues.
TB:Tyler Johnson 'probably' out for the week
TB:Ondrej Palat unlikely to play on road trip
Why didn't Daley fit into Chicago
> No cable management
REEEEEEE
>>64254742
because daley is a faggot
Tall people are ruining the NHL. The average height is 5'8 yet you have to be 6'3 to be a goaltender nowadays.
I fucking hate tall fags.
based
>>64254784
>manlets
is there a more annoying fanbase than these faggots?
>>64254807
>rags
>>64254807
>rags
>>64254807
>rags
>>64254807
>ragd
Guys help me understand, Kane is famous and has millions of dollars, why would he resort to raping some girl?
>>64254820
>>64254862
>>64254838
Fuck off
>>64254894
his hairline
>>64254894
>>64254820
>>64254838
>>64254862
>>64254890
Reminder if you've never had a pastie you haven't truly lived
>>64254807
Lightning fans are worse
>>64254742
cause he sucks fucking dick
>>64254897
>rags
>>64254969
Not rly desu, we're pretty friendly as long as you're friendly back. If you're a habs fan you can fuck off though
>>64254807
rugs
>>64254807
>rags
>>64254957
he's a pretty small guy
>>64255008
No you guys are definitely as bad as Raggots and Stars fans
>rags
>rags
>>64255052
Nah, you must be taking memes too seriously.
Shit team
>>64255069
poor marty
>>64255088
>poor Marty
That's what he gets for acting like a baby. Still a shame to see him go out that way.
>>64255070
Irnoic shitposting is still shitposting you stupid cuban.
>>64255041
I like these pictures
>>64255087
>>64255104
You may be on the wrong website then
>>64254807
>rags
Hitchcock fired when?
>>64255158
You guys missing oshie or...
>>64255158
st louis confirmed as choke city
>>64255158
Seriously, you guys would have such a killer offense if you didn't have a coach fucking strangling it to death.
>>64255177
Nah, never was much of a fan and he never shows up when it matters.
>>64255269
>Oshie is streaky as fuck
>Backes is a goon retard
>Elliott is okay but not good enough for a cup
>Paying Reaves and Ott money to play hockey in 2015
lel
>>64255269
He did always seem a bit over rated to me
>>64255293
Oshie is also in Washington, so there's that.
>>64255293
Reaves gave me a good kek
>>64255328
the q t
>>64255323
I totally forgot he got traded. Weird to think of him not with the blues.
>Daley demanded to be traded
>shitcago
>>64255328
>>64255293
Reaves hasnt been great this year, but him dabbing makes it worth the 2m or whatever he gets paid.
Ott is a good grinder, but not worth the paycheck. Shouldve worked harder to keep Sobotka, especially with Sobie's faceoff %
Backes has been surprisingly not fucking terrible this season. And it seems like you havent paid attention to the blues in a couple seasons
>>64255335
>>64255354
How's that liam coughlin kid turning out?
Edmonton fucking ROBBED you in the Nilsson trade nigga damn.
>>64255371
Who is "you"?
>>64255371
Chicago has lost like 5 trades in a row lel.
>>64255365
I haven't watched a lot of st louis games but what I've heard it hasn't been the best.
>>64255354
burnout at every team so far
>>64255385
they still got kaner tho
>>64255389
It was pretty great for awhile but the past 10 or so have been win loss win loss because the team just is tired of Hitch it seems. Here have a beautiful manlet gif
Man the Oilers are doing so well with McMeme this year!
>>64254807
Kongs before they all disappeared
>>64255408
do you guys really think after like 5 100+ point season that hitchkock needs to go? Also thanks for that gif it's great lol
>>64255335
>dat jaw tho
Yeah no
>trouba wants 7 mil/year
???????
>>64255441
CONNOR... OH CHRIST CONNOR PICK UP MAN... LOOK CONNOR I DID SOMETHING REAL BAD I NEED YOUR HELP. BRING A SHOVEL.
>>64255441
It's pretty clear the team does not like his system and ultimately if they aren't going to play it and if he cant convince them to play it then he shouldn't be coaching. Regular season success is nice but it has gone nowhere in the playoffs except for San Jose in what 2010? or was that 11?
>>64255441
feel like they need someone new to carry them to the next level of playoff success desu
>>64255441
Bald
Autistic
Faggot
>mfw the Stanley Cup comes home to NYC
>>64255486
gonna go to brooklyn first
>>64255500
>quality chirps
>>64255486
At least they can count on that unbeaten in game 7 at home streak? R-right guys?
>>64255471
>>64255466
How much responsibility is on the players though? About playoff success, that really is something the players do, no coach can win series's the way a good captain can.
>>64255519
>losing to your retirement state in any sport
>>64255563
hard to say but theres been a consistent failure to do shit in the playoffs while theres been different players in shit louis
if you're not a fan of the leafs then you don't know how it feels to truly love the sport
>>64255584
could it just be the division being tough? I mean if you dropped to the wild card spot you could beat ANYONE in the pacific.
>>64255607
There's something mental with that team in the playoffs, they would probably still lose to the Kings
www.gonestreaking.ca
>topladd $41m
>bifooglien $55m
>trooble $56m
>http://frozenshithole.net/
>>64255629
like a curse of bobby orr?
>>64255508
Fuck you
early picks for the cup?
thinking hawks vs canadiens with montrelol losing
>>64255695
Blackhawks might not even make the playoffs tbqh
>>64255711
hoping they squeak in just to beat whatever team they end up playing from the central
>>64255657
Shittapeg btfo
>>64255695
>hey I like hockey
>what are the two most hyped teams
Go back to your own barn basketball-american, you're about to be hosed
>>64255724
sorry let me go with my cool hipster pick and say wild vs sens
>>64255743
>mild
>>64255743
>snes
Pittsburgh Penguins Verified account
@penguins
The #Pens have acquired defenseman Trevor Daley in exchange for Rob Scuderi.
Wait they got fucking SCUDERI back? Holy lel. He's terrible though.
>>64255743
>snuns
Btfo in the first round m80
>>64255766
>not believing in karlsson
>>64255764
The Pens won a trade??
Ahahahahahahaha
>>64255823
Le offense d man isn't gonna carry them when they have no fucking goalie
>>64255867
Fleeced the fuck out of the C ucks last season as well iirc
>>64255870
goalie just has to get hot at the right time
>>64255875
No, Depres is way better than Lovejoy
>>64255883
>Despres injured
>Lovejoy on 2nd pairing
Sounds like the Pens won to me desu
>>64255870
Cancer man is literally the most underrated goaler in the league.
>>64255911
>2nd pairing on the Pens
>With Letang out
>Only other right shot
Despres was better sorry lad. If it makes you feel better the c ucks over paid on his contract
>>64254807
>rags
>>64255457
>Hamonic for Trouba basically confirmed
>Rags waived Stoll but kept Glass
???
>haha I said rags again xD
>>64256154
>rags
>>64256103
Not sharing his blow
>>64256154
>rags
>>64256154
>>64256154
>rags
When will the oilels start their oileling and go for 1st overall?
>OILERS IN A PLAYOFF SPOT
>>64256154
>not even having the best goalie in the league
>>64255911
Despres was actually doing really well last season, and it would be really nice to have him back considering Lindholm is playing some of the worst hockey of his career.
I'm pretty sure Despres had his brains scrambled, because he's been out for a long-ass time.
>>64256191
First in the division for starters. First overall when Mcmemester comes back.
>>64256191
Already are. Chiarelli put the standings board upside down in the dressing room.
>>64256197
I havent felt this feel for a long time
>>64256154
>>64256167
>>64256172
>>64256180
>>64256181
>rags
>>64256197
no Pacific team deserves to make the playoffs
>>64256197
>pashitfic
>>64256224
The kings do
>>64256243
>kongs
>>64256243
not they don't
>>64256243
>Spencer
>>64256243
this. they're the only one that actually have a decent amount of points
Who is your favorite >rag? Mine are Zuc and old man dan
oilers are good. A newsperson said "kekservative" on live tv.
Donald trump is actually making memes reality.
I hope the oilers start Talbot tomorrow and they force lundpads to the breaking point like they did in edmonton.
Draisaitl's gonna get fired up because NYC is jew capital of america. After the game, he's going to be busy.
Kings will win the cup this year
No i don't like it but i can't deny it
>>64256255
Yes they do
>>64256278
Nah
>>64256280
"no"
>>64256278
not without an elite goalie
>>64256292
apparently you dont need an elite goalie to win a cup.
chiraq is a fine example
>>64256300
>not thinking crawdaddy is elite af
cmon
>>64256283
Why not?
>>64256300
isn't crow like 985 in the last five games or some shit
>>64256317
tied for league lead in shutouts as well
>>64256292
Quick turns into the best goalie during playoffs, did you even watch 2012?
>>64256312
mediocre at best.
its the team in front of him that does the work.
Are there any American colleges that would give me a full ride Hockey scholarship?
Keep in mind, I'm in my mid 20s and the closest I've come to playing was on the xbox.
>>64256329
>>64256343
defense this year has been bad and he still leads league in shutouts
>>64256367
KIWI
I
W
I
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>>64256398
>rags
>no isles
Give me three good reasons why the playoffs aren't the top 8 teams from each conference
You can't include >muh forced rivalries
>>64256398
Thoughts are what the fuck is this
>>64256300
Just because he has/has had a good group in front of him doesn't mean he isn't an elite goalie. What more could you want from him? I think he is worth the 6.5M
Why doesn't France like hockey? Is it too physical for them?
>>64256419
>can't tell if new or pretending
>>64256432
>"For all you young dogs out there"
>>64256378
>>64256420
is this worth 6.5 million dollars to you?
>>64256443
>>64256450
my gf wants to go to the winter classic, but im not a big hocket guy
what do i need to know?
>>64256472
find out which player on the team she thinks is the sexiest. im convinced girls just like to ogle the hockey players rather than the sport
>>64254807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_paGyq-TeA
>>64256463
does this make you jelly
>WEST
1) Kings
2) Oilers
3) Flames
1) Stars
2) Predators
3) Blues
WC) Hawks
WC) Wild
>EAST
1) Habs
2) Bruins
3) Sens
1) Capitals
2) Islanders
3) Rangers
WC) Panthers
WC) Devils
Thoughts?
>>64256429
Western europe is too weak. Only north, central and eastern Europe can hockey. Southern europe is too non-white
>>64256492
>Flames
>>64256472
Buy a big tv if you want to see the puck. When watching, follow the puck, don't watch the players
Finland isn't very good at hockey
Patrick Kane didn't do anything wrong
>>64256472
Watch a couple games to get a feel for the sport. Bsoton's play by play is notoriously biased but they love hockey and know a lot
>>64256488
>everyone thought the Bruins would be shit this year
Well huh, guess we were wrong
>>64256492
>battle of alberta
MUH DICK
>>64256512
I know the basic rules (other than offsides which seems to be made up) but don't know the players. Haven't really watched it in 10+ years
>>64256505
xD MEME'd HARD INTO BOARDS.4chan.org
>>64256516
Guess we were right
>>64256492
>Debbies and Panthers
>Playoffs
'no'
>>64256516
They lost to the oilers twice m8
>>64256505
These are all true statements 2bh
>>64256525
Puck goes before player or else it is offside. There is coach's challenge on offsides that lead to goals. Blue line counts as whatever line you are coming from. Dragging a skate keeps you onside.
>>64256514
>>64256450
>posting the same thing twice
>>64256525
Watch highlights for the basics
https://youtu.be/B-r8k6zoe2E
OFFSIDE = player without the puck crossed the blueline before the player with possession on the same team did
ICING = Player dumped the puck to the other end of the ice without crossing the middle line
![KONmagY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/faQmKak.jpg "KONmagY[1].jpg")
>>64256562
>implying anyone is envious of you
lyl
![nikita_kucherov_tampa_bay[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a4BM7Qv.jpg "nikita_kucherov_tampa_bay[1].jpg")
>the only good players on this team right now are mostly Syracuse replacements for injured mains and Kucherov/Boyle
Stammer trade when?
>>64256595
Never lel. He's going to walk for nothing
>>64256584
>>64256620
>implying hes going to walk when all the other teams realize hes an old man has-been
when he scores less than 20 goals this season im not even going to be surprised
>>64256639
could see him going to the laffs then falling apart
>>64256639
>Tampon Gay fans are in this much denial their team is imploding
>>64256595
>drafted him in fantasy
>doesnt do shit try to trade
>nobody wants him
>suddenly starts producing like a mad man
>mvq
>>64256639
Just needs to be on a team where he isn't one of the tallest forwards. >laffs will sign him for $11M
>>64256656
what part of "i think stammer looks like shit' and "nobody on this team can play but one of the non-injured second liners, a 4th liner, and some AHL players" makes you think im in denial about how shit the team is
>>64256698
>Being this defensive
>Redirecting
>>64256715
>4chan reading comprehension
>backpedaling
Is there any hope for the Jackets, lads? What do they need to do to stand a chance?
>>64256747
Fire Tortorella, hire Guy Boucher
>>64256747
They meemed with the Stars way too much in the off season. Hockey gods aren't happy
>>64256747
Why would they want to get better? So they can be Lightning tier?? LMAO they are hoping for Auston Matthews now
Relocate to Quebec or some other traditional market if they want success
>>64256768
They need to win the cup with torts and then they're allowed to ruin the team with Boucher
>>64256777
>mad at successful NTM teams
No frog teams please
>>64256770
I didn't want this to happen ;_;
>>64256770
reminder
>>64256777
Isn't Quebec already going to get their own team?
Wow when is the last time that oilels had 6 game winning streak?
>>64256810
Just wanted to out you as the bandwagon memester :^)
Cheering for all NTM teams just pick one lad!!!
>>64256842
they would except their off-brand dollars suck dick
also >french canada
>>64256842
hope not
>when yo team is slipping but its ok because yo division sucks baaaaalls
>>64256852
I bandwagoned 11 years ago f@m
>>64256848
2006
>>64256834
And that's why Stammer is going to bolt out of Tampa
>>64256842
Probably not. NHL basically decided last week they weren't interested in expanding anymore. They just wanted shekels from processing all the requests.
It's clearly a sign to markets that want a a team that they'll have to pony up twice as much to steal a failing franchise from elsewhere if they want hockey.
>>64256868
>Tfw one of best players came back from injury and is injured again
>>64256856
same, I don't think I could handle the memes
>>64256886
Interesting. I wouldn't say Columbus is failing, they had decent attendance numbers last year. If they could just make it into the playoffs a few more times I think it would help expand the fanbase. It's tough focusing on a sport like hockey in a college town like that.
>>64256893
>>64256398
>Detroit
>Western Conference
Surely you jest m8? Or has it been a while since I've been on /hoc/
Nemo is the modern day Nabokov of the NHL
Why the Stars make him share the crease is beyond me. The guy is a bona fide starter with elite cross crease coverage and has one of the best VH seals in the game.
Attention /hoc/, you meme production is faltering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Rmicj0zUk
Make this memeable.
ducks suck in the suckiest division
>>64256975
>Modern day Nabokov
>didnt choke away every chance he had at a cup
naw man
>>64256950
>He does it 4-3
>>64256931
>decent attendance numbers
All of the teams are lying about their attendance numbers outside of the Leafs/Habs/Chicago/NYR. ESPECIALLY the ones in bad hockey markets. They include in their attendance reports seats that are sold even if no one showed up to see the game (i.e. some guy or company bought up tons of tickets for resale but never managed to sell them).
The Panthers are the best example of this. They report having several thousand people at their games but broadcasters will openly question that during the breaks between play and pan towards the inside of the building. It'll look like no more than 2k people inside at any time. The league doesn't care if the teams report false or inflated numbers, they don't want their sport to look rinky dink.
>>64256996
In terms of playstyle not career achievements
Pittsburgh Penguins Verified account
@penguins
Coach Sullivan on John Tortorella: "Torts and I have very different personalities. I think they broke the mold after they made Torts."
Upper lel
>>64257031
Pretty soft bantz desu
>>64257016
I know what you're talking about. Maybe the numbers Columbus reports are inflated but I've been to a decent amount of games so far this year and from what I've seen they've all been decently filled, even out-of-conference games against teams with few fans out here like the Sharks.
>>64257050
Top lol
>>64257050
>>64257016
how cheap are they selling these tickets? i would kill to see a game live without having to spend more than 50$
>>64257050
>Snes
>>64257088
Coyotes nosebleeds are like $6 iirc
>>64257106
holy shit
>>64257088
For $75 a piece you can get 4 lower bowl center ice seats. That's personally my favorite place to sit (if you can't get seats behind the benches) and I'd say that's a pretty fucking good deal.
>>64257118
http://www.stubhub.com/arizona-coyotes-tickets-arizona-coyotes-glendale-gila-river-arena-12-17-2015/event/9342249/
Lyl
>>64257088
No idea for Florida, probably could get an upper bowl seat for $10 or less and just walk down. They probably wouldn't stop you. In Columbus I usually pay around $30 for an upper bowl ticket.
>supporters club is having a christmas party
>no wife to take with me
should I rent a whore off backpage for an hour or two to be my hockey date?
>>64257154
>>64257106
>>64257118
post asian cuties in your teams jersey
>>64257240
I thought the new owner was trying not to screw over all the supposed season ticket holders that were tired of seeing seats given away for almost nothing to disinterested people. Seeing shit like this would be pretty infuriating I'd imagine.
>>64257248
If I move to Florida I might try to get season tickets for both teams and then I can go to a game like everyday
Best life
Captcha is Palm trees lol
>>64257268
they are at least charging something for those tickets. they used to flat out donate like 4 thousand tickets a night to anybody who would walk up, that would make me ass blasted as a STH.
Also the cheapest season tickets start at $516 and that comes with free parking and other season ticket holder events.
>>64257305
TRANSPLANTS REEEEEEEEE
>>64257248
>/hoc/: gook edition
>>64257305
Sunrise is 250 miles away from Tampa though senpai
>>64257312
That's even better than I thought
TBL starts just under $1k iirc
>>64257326
Well it would be a pain in the ass for somebody in Miami to be a season ticket holder and commute all the time though. DESU my AHL season tickets are $400 and I laugh when I see canadians bitching about not being able to afford games
>>64257316
I'm from Florida you turbonig
I'm not going back to the panhandle though
>>64257324
Goddamnit, you're right. I thought it was more like 2 hours
>>64257338
Yeah,I used to live in grand rapids and it was great. NHL atmosphere for no money and dollar beers. Shit was cash
>>64257347
its funny how games become a mini canadian embassy. I have had several canadian instructors tell me they specifically chose a position in my town because there was a hockey team here vs a town with no hockey
>>64257352
It's really fun getting lost trying to find the highway after a game at the Joe and you end up in Afghanistan
10/10 would carry a gun again
>>64257352
Canada sucks dick tbqh
>>64256472
Small hockey guys can go too tbqh
>>64257577
lel
>Oilers make it into playoffs
>McDavid is hot heading into the playoffs
>Gets 50 points in 23 postseason games en route to the cup
post yfw when he surpasses Toews and Crosby in his first season
>>64257864
>>Oilers make it into playoffs
>>64257864
>mcbust not coming back with PTSD and a crippling fear of the puck
