game starts at 7:30
1st for /a/
2nd hat trick incoming
go wings go
anyone got a decent stream?
>>64249317
https://streamup.com/nbanhl16
>>64249317
Google nhl streams reddit.
MVPs of this game
GO BRES!
LARKIN
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K
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Who else ready for a blown lead in the 3rd here?
>>64249625
We all are.
It's our tradition now
>Mickey will never wink at you
Why live?
>>64249737
Because he wants us to. He just needs us to be as passionate about hockey as he is. Do it for him, anon
>>64249780
This
>>64249780
Mickey is so based
I don't want him to retire :(
I dream of a world where all armed conflict is replaced with hockey matches and great bantz
>>64249780
I wish I could make him proud somehow..
I don't even know how I would but I wish I could. Maybe catching a really big fish or building a barn or something.
>tfw banned for posting giraffes
fuck you asian moot
>>64249811
Hello swede anon. How are uou? Gib more pls
>>64249834
You make him proud by liking hockey.
LGRW
>>64249846
I'm good thanks, you?
Alright, here's one for now.
Shit Z, what are you doin?
>tfw living in the Buffalo market
>tfw the Detroit stream is blacked out on GC live
T-tell me if Mickey starts memeing pls
>>64249895
Who /sabres/ here?
...no one?
Me neither. LGRW
I feel like Wings threads are always a circlejerk
>>64249915
Watch the Detroit stream.
>>64249903
Thanks based Swede. Just chilling waiting for OT. Did a lot of Christmas shopping. Now drinking some cheap Vodka
I really miss Pulkkinen, haven't heard the puck hit the boards ever since he injured...
>>64249944
Wings have one of the largest fan bases. We're a comfy bunch, light bantz
http://live.3pmstream.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-buffalo-sabres-detroit-red-wings-hockey-nhl-206078.html
Jesus, Larkin is good at hockey
>>64249944
>an original six team that has recently had many great european players in its roster has a wide fanbase around the world
wow who would've thought
>>64249997
This 2bh f@m
>>64249969
No problemo.
>tfw have to do some christmas shopping tomorrow
rreeee
Hope you've got something to mix it with then.
Red Wings powerplay. Here we go. Wew lads
Worked against New Jersey. Hopefully they keep that up
>>64250031
Just some lemonade. It's svedka. So cheaper than what I usually drink but not rubbing alcohol tier
>DING
GREEN
so close....
Will Nyquist stay tight all game?
Should I order a pizza or drive drunk 40 yards to taco bell?
>>64250112
>DUI
Never
>>64250112
Order a pizza and stay safe f@m
You can go get Taco Bell breakfast tomorrow morning
>>64250112
if its only 40 yards away why not walk. i'd still get pizza tho
>>64250112
Just walk between periods.
My youtube stream says 2nd period will be MSG feed. Is that buffalo? What does that mean
>>64250154
Yeah it is
>Green hitting the post
Pulkkinen would at least have the decency to miss the net completely.
>>64250074
Alright, but that should work pretty well.
Never had Svedka though, not that common here.
>>64250112
--> >>64250131
Or just walk...
>>64250112
Walk to Tuberculosis
Never drink and drive
>>64250147
>>64250154
>>64250178
>>64250186
>walking
Think I'll just order a pizza.
I fucking hate these Star Wars/Chrysler crossover commercials.
Like, how about no, your fucking car does not even remotely compare to the first time I watched Star Wars as a kid, you fucks
i hate it when the gamecenter feed doesn't have ads
i'm not about to stare 2 minutes at a black screen so i have to keep the 2nd monitor on and always end up shitposting the first 30 seconds of play
>>64250278
but it has wifi and i thought it was a Mercedes
>>64250240
>Can't walk 40 yards for food
>Considers driving 40 yards for food
How american can one be?
>>64250288
This so fucking much.
Ads were the best, although I always craved for McD burgers and car incurance afterwards
>>64250308
I was born in freedom, molded by it.
Honestly I probably wouldn't have driven anyway because I really can't be bothered to put on pants.
>>64250376
Well that's a reason I can understand
>brondon smoth
>Eichel bullied by Ericsson
lel, what a bust
lol eichel got manhandled
>>64250337
yeah it feels a bit like when you're in a foreign country and watch tv in the hotel room. though to be honest I've spent more time watching NHL streams than finnish TV in the past 5 years
>smith
>jumbo shrimp
>confirmed manlet by based Redmond
>>64250308
I am so American that my local pizza joint has me saved in their system, so when I call for delivery they have my address, apartment number, and credit card all on file. I simply state what I want and wait for it to be delivered to my face. Feels cozy, man.
>Based Mickey blowing manlets the fuck out
>>64250442
in finland we have a website you log in to and it has all the pizza places in the whole city (not affiliated with each other) and your credit card and address etc. so you can browse all the menus of different places and pick whatever you want and pay it instantly online
>>64250442
>they don't already know what you want when you call
Shit American desu.
>>64250581
We can do that too but it's 2autistic4me.
I want to hear about the specials and get the sales pitch.
>>64250604
>talking on the phone
n-no thanks
>>64250604
>2autistic4me
>>64250613
>not wanting to flirt with the highschool girls answering the phone.
Kinda gay bro.
>>64250633
Please tell me you don't actually orfer pizza online.
How do you convince them to give you extra cheese or toppings without paying for it?
>>64250640
>Wanting to talk to hispanics or indians
Why?
>>64250640
>flirting with underage girls
>thinking about driving drunk
Pls no degeneracy. Ty
>>64250640
>highschool girls answering the phone
yeah not going to happen. i've literally never seen a woman working at a pizza place
it other news i have a plate of sausages and mashed potatoes in front of me pretty gud/5. also beer
>>64250699
>living around hispanics or indians
Shit nigger, you fucked up your life somehow.
>>64250586
You're right. I was surprised that the second time I veer ordered from my new apartment they already knew my address.
>>64250581
That is the most NEET thing I have ever heard, Sounds pretty comfy t b h.
>>64250742
Such is life living in a big city. All of the fast food employees are hispanic or indian, except for Chick fil a
>>64250717
I was kidding on both counts but you can absolutely get free shit when you call to order pizza if you're a nice guy and not a sperg.
>>64250718
What kinda sausages we talking here?
>>64250669
I put it in the special instructions and check the pizza before tipping. Never had a problem
>>64250783
>michigan will never get chik-fil-a
Just isn't fair.
>helm being useless as usual
>Helm
Daaaamn son, you fast
>>64250832
He killed a decent amount of the power play at least.
>>64250818
Last time I was back home in Michigan, I noticed the area where I lived finally got a Culvers. Used to only be able to experience that when I was traveling through the barren wastelands of southwestern Michigan and Indiana
>>64250876
Yea. We just got one in chesterfield. Or at least I just noticed it. It's alright. I don't see the hype.
>>64250876
Novi area?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
RICHARDS GOING THINGS!!!!!!
BASE PAVS!!
RICHY BOY!!!!!!
R I C H A R D S
I
H
A
R
D
S
Also, elite Datsyuk pass.
RICHARDS
SCARRRRRRRR
>>64250787
helsingin makkaratehtaan grillitrio aka.
helsinki sausage factory bbq trio:
1 bockwurst, 1 butifara, 1 kielbasa
no clue which is which but they're all good
how can datsyuk be left so alone
SCAAAAAAAAR
GOAL TO GIVE UP IN THE THIRD!
>>64250991
That's a whole lot of words I don't understand. I'll just take your word that they're good.
>>64250922
Macomb township
SCAAAARRRRRR
RRAD
BICHARDS
>>64251028
1 german, 1 polish and 1 spanish sausage. they're just names. im no expert either
>>64250920
>>64251038
Ayyyyyyyyy. I actually live in East China, I work in Macomb though
>>64251088
As a Polack-American I love me some kielbasa. Just cooked a few pounds of pierogi with onions for my Christmas party at work tomorrow and I was full of feels that I couldnt just eat them all tonight.
why are there no mics to pick up the shots on post at joe louis?
>>64251189
Can I come to your Christmas party? I like pierogis.
>>64251189
i wish i could cook any kind of dumplings tbqh
>>64251201
Black guy stole them, I suspect Nohs.
>>64251208
Yes.
>>64251229
They are bought from a local Polish deli. Wish they were homemade, but my grandma died with her GOAT recipe and cooking techniques, and we haven't been able to duplicate them yet.
>>64251290
What are the filling?
>>64251354
The best type are cheese and potatoes, but sauerkraut ones are also very good/popular
The blueberry ones make a great desert
>>64251389
>The blueberry ones make a great desert
Never had these, not sure how I feel about it.
PENULTY SHOT!!!!!!!!
The fuck was that Jurco?
>>64251479
GET HYPE
LGRW
>jurco
>>64251354
>>64251389
1.5lbs potato and cheese, 1lb sauerkraut. All fried in butter with onions.
>jurc0
rrreeeee
>>64251515
Sounds delicious.
EVEN A FUCKING HASHBROWN INSIDE OMFG
Where's the anon who loves Jurco?
>>64251531
Seriously. I thought fancy skills was Jurcos forte, what was that beta shit I just saw? That was his chance to be a permanent player for the Wings t b h
>>64251532
Not as delicious as the babe who sold them to me
>tfw no polish immigrant gf
>>64251580
Crying himself to sleep
>>64251515
sounds good
Is Jurco afraid to deke with all the pressure he's under to prove something? Surely it's his one forte...
desu Mickey can draw shit on my screen and explain things to me any day. Even if it's not Hockey
>>64251586
>Seriously. I thought fancy skills was Jurcos forte
I did not know that..
what kind of absolute madman plays with a broken toe?
I haven't played hockey in 10+ years, I am a fat piece of shit and I literally could have done better than Jurco. He needs to be gone immediately.
>>64251619
They should pan the camera out over the crowd so he can draw the most efficient routes to the beer and hot dog stands.
You know he knows better than anyone with the possible exception of Larry Murphy.
>>64251648
https://youtu.be/32aEQd8DcKU
Jurco confirmed for being awful at NHL 16
Jesus Tatar. Wait til the 3rd for penalties. That's our choke strategy
>Glendenning staying onside
Lel, well done
>>64251619
>so if you look right here, Spongebob claims the role of dirty dan just after Patrick without hesitation. That's a spongebobers play right there, oh baby.
>sabres pp
>wings on offense
Are Sabres really this bad?
imagine if he injured his groin by doing that
>>64251688
I know, it was just an awful attempt at a joke. Hadn't seen that video though. Thanks.
>>64251727
Well Eichel is on the ice so yeah.
>>64251663
>>64251714
I would pay so much money for this. Even as an April Fools joke or something similar.
Incoming blown leads and 3v3 OT
>>64251770
selfies at fitting rooms always look so sad
>>64251785
Will the Wings be the first team in NHL historty to have more games decided in overtime than regulation?
I want to believe.
>>64251856
What's the record? And where are we?
I need more swede
the way these red wings studio guys stare at the camera and maintain eye contact with me instead of each other is creeping me out
>>64251880
No idea, I just made it up. But I still believe.
>>64251902
That's Osgood'd strategy. Stare at you til you cave and thirst for him
>>64251897
I need more goals
>>64251939
Don't say that without specifying the team. You'll put us in OT
>>64252058
i wish [spoiler]ristolainen[/spoiler] would score
>>64252058
>implying this game isn't destined for OT
Can't zazz mraz
>>64252114
>>64252125
I just want to see one more regulation win. Is that so much to ask
I'm suddenly wishing I had done something more productive with my time tonight. Like reading a book or masturbating.
>>64252233
yes
>>64252237
that's what intermissions are for
>>64252125
This
>>64251939
Pls. This is the only wings girl I have left
Power play again.
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>64252362
I would
>>64252362
duuuuude
>>64252429
We'll yea. If it's a Larkin or mrazek jersey.
>tatar
Fuck this game is boring.
>>64252479
>mouth and hips
Perfect gf desu
>>64252362
that's obviously not a real jersey but do they make XXXXL nhl/nfl/nba jerseys in america for fat fans? I know in finland if you want a "real" jersey there's only 1 size
>>64252598
Wings doing their best to make it exciting, trying to break through with their speed
Buffalo deciding to go full on passive as fuck hockey though
>>64252617
>gf
>>64252630
>but do they make XXXXL nhl/nfl/nba jerseys in america for fat fans?
Are you trying to imply we're communists?
come on overtime...
>>64252630
Anybody who doesn't wear a M-XL should be gassed to be honest
>>64252707
well I mean in finland we have "game worn" jerseys, "game issued" jerseys and "fan jerseys". game worn and game issued are exactly identical, one just hasn't been worn by a player. both only come in 1 size. fan jerseys are different cheaper material that kinda look similiar and come in variety of sizes.
i'm wondering if they manufacture "real" jerseys in fat sizes for NHL since there must be so many potential customers
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED THE GAME BACK ON
IT'S ALL MY FAULT
Oh look, overtime.
CLASSIC DETROIT! :::DDDDD
Ugh.
>>64252741
nice
>>64252808
Yes of course we manufacture real fat people jerseys.
What the fuck country do you think this is?
I expected nothing less
Every Red Wings game thread should be OT when? edition
>>64252852
Somehow I'm not surprised
WUT THE FUGGGGG :DDDDD
Welp no overtime. Just a choke.
HOW DISGUSTINGLY USELESS CAN ONE TEAM BE????
FUCKING BUNCH OF POOP HEADS
Well shit
FUG DIS
Fucking Negrotown.
Fucking Red Wings
>green
>defense
Why did >we sign him again?
>>64252900
I started to type a reason then realized I was lying. Some Bullshit
>just started watching
>knew it was 1-0
>its 2-1 with 3 to go
classic red wings
>>64252936
Stop watching, you pleb.
why are detroit games so empty at home?
>>64252960
We have discussed this
>>64252960
Fuck off with this meme. You're too late.
Jesus christ this defense fell apart fast
>>64252975
Welcome to Detroit! We hope you enjoy your stay
>>64252936
keep it up, Buffalo
Bet a few dollars on Larkin, I'm pretty disappointed so far
>>64252991
Buffalo fans don't exist
We're not keeping richards next year, right?
>>64252990
I meant that more in the speed of the falling apart, I of course knew it was going to fall apart in the third like it always does
>>64253021
>we're
>>64253021
Richards gave us our first goal and won against the sabres last time. Find a way to ditch Green
Why can't Helm ever get a shot on net?
>>64253033
hows that autism?
its shorthand, and you can smell >our nuts
Well, gg sabres. You finished strong.
Gordie Howe is kill
Check em
Trade Nyquist
Don't re-sign Jurco
>wongs
finland tier finishing skills
gg Buffalo, next time pls wait until OT to meme on >us so we can get a loser point
holy shit that was close
fuck you detroit, im tired of seeing you blow it in the 3rd
>>64250107
I called it earlier. See you next game senpai. Fuck our shitty defense
>>64253038
Nah brah, green has been good
Richards hasn't done anything until these last 2 games
he cant pass
cant shoot
cant hold the puck
he's a useless center on a team with too many forwards
dont resign, bring up Jurco, trade Mantha for pennies, easy as that
>>64253089
I don't mind as long as it brings more 3v3 but this time it didn't so it's shit
>professional hockey player
>can't lift the puck with his stick
kek
>>64253089
>detroit sports fan
I'm numb to blown late leads at this point
gg buffalo
Is there any goalie in the league who gets less goal support than mrazek?
Seems like every time he's in net the wings can only score 1 or 2 goals
>>64252936
>got out of final
>check score
>1-0
>gonna get home just in time to catch the last couple minutes
>get home
>its 2-1 with under a minute to go
What the shit.
>>64253138
are they just too lax with him in net or something?
or is it how he plays the puck that makes them fuck up?
>>64253117
Why would they trade Mantha for pennies when as long as the wings brass says he's got potential they can at least get a top 6 d-man who can replace the abortion known as Jonathan Ericsson
>>64253138
There's 5 goalies under mrazek apparently
>>64253180
I seriously don't understand but they just can't seem to get the offense clicking lately
>>64253213
here's my theory, or part of one
>Howard
Howard is good at blocking point shots. He knows where to be when to be, but he can't move quickly like mrazek. So when the "where" changes, he can't get there for the "when". In this respect, wings defense and offense play to eliminate the crease and block shots
>Mrazek
Mrazek is the opposite. He can move quick and be anywhere in an instant, but he just can't seem to stop the point shots as well as howard. In this respect, the wings play to eliminate the point shots and leave the crease more open
My theory is that eliminating point shots is harder, because it involves a lot of chasing the puck and not as many turn overs since they aren't blocking shots as much.
It doesnt explain the lack of entry, but they must be tired after being on defense
Looks like >we lost and now I got the hiccups. Should I kill myself lads?
>>64253316
Yes, this is the year the playoff streak ends so you might as well end it all now.
>>64253332
why couldnt we be in the pacishit?
I feel ok being a sabres fan again! We're actually a real hockey team now, a couple years on these young guys and a decent goalie - we're a playoff team again. gg Detroit, you're a scary fucking team for sure and Larkin is #1 calder candidate atm
I hate how faggots constantly defended Jurco and acted like he was the next great thing. There is no excuse now. We could have traded him as a top prospect 2 years ago and got a much better veteran D. Fuck Holland
