Offical Leicester v Chelsea Match thread 3
Chelsea status: BANGED
1-0 (do i need to say who)
first for Lestah win da league
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CHAT
Lelster pls don't concede
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
Kill me
nth for that bird anon keeps posting
moar
fuck Memester
CHAT SHIT GET SACKED
V/a/rdy
>>64244041
SHIT
FUCK OFF MAHREZ, FUCK OFF VARDY ALREADY, SOMEBODY INJURE THEM FFS I CANT STAND THEM ANYMORE!!!
>Danny Simpson is currently playing in a team 1st in the Premier League
yay my browser is fucking up
>>64244056
GET
>>64244039
So how far off actually committing suicide is he?
>>64244058
Sounds like someone got banged
Who V/a/rdy here?
WALK
>>64244028
confirmed for not watching Leicester this season
Albrighton has been one of their best players behind Vardy, Mahrez, Kante and maybe Drinkwater
post your favourite colour (color for our amerifriends)
>>64244039
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
CSBB
S
G
B
post more of that aussie slag tbqh
>>64244058
chelsea butthurt alert
>>64244069
BUMMED
The unlikely possibility of Chelsea getting relegated feels SO GOOD
This honestly gives me something to live for
A chill pill for Urubro.
>>64244052
>inb4 chelsea sack mourinho and try to sign ranieri and he snubs them
>>64244039
>WAKE ME UP
>>64244039
he's wearing Wenger's coat
>>64244047
same, wtf is going on? Ive literally looked at the tv once
CAN'T HARDY THE VARDY
So when do Leicester upgrade from a meme to serious title contenders?
>Even Mou can't stop this awful meme
>>64244078
He's absolutely
W A N K
A
N
K
>>64244090
>>64244084
Mauve
Beside Vardy and Mahrez who are the best Leicester players?
>>64244058
Do you know what happens to people who chat shit m8?
i dont give a frickin crud what league position we're in
mourinho is the best manager in the league and he'll prove it
>>64243913
>status: banged
>best chance for the arsenal to win the league in forever
>tfw laychester win it instead of >us
Fully expect the post match to just be five minutes of Mouyes puking tbfh
>>64244110
>tfw no qt /vp/ gf
>"I tell no lies; previous years have been difficult for my family and myself", said Mahrez. "My brother's decision to leave and join (ISIS) was very difficult for us but especially for our father." The Leicester forward recounts pensively. "If you are asking me to criticise (him), I cannot. Maybe it could have been me. I pray for him. But now I am here in England and, God willing, I will enjoy many years in football."
>>64244097
Remove the commie letters in the lower left and it's pretty good
>>64244097
watching this over and over
my dick could not get any harder
![claudio-ranieri-leicester-city-manager-pre-season-friendly_3339894[1].jpg_20150820200207.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HBJiGMU.jpg "claudio-ranieri-leicester-city-manager-pre-season-friendly_3339894[1].jpg_20150820200207.jpg")
>failed in Serie A
>failed in Ligue 1
>failed in La Liga
>failed with former European champions
>D O M I N A T I N G with a tinpot nobody club in the supposed "best league in the world"
This is how far the EPL has fallen.
>>64243991
Mahrez will get bought by a big team :/
I think this is ref is an ABC and I love it. I enjoy chelshit tears
>NO CALL
>Le tackle every 7 seconds man
You have 30 seconds to name another striker with a better work rate than Vardy this season.
>>64244109
that's a lot of woman
>I have nutmegged him therefore he must instantly disappear or it is a foul
>>64244119
Wes "big chest" Morgan
>>64244119
kounta kinte
Official Chelsea Fans thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
what was funnier
>moyes
or
>mouyes
It's not even funny how outclassed Chelsea are being right now. This is just sad. How can these players be so shit? Mou has to go.
im not a chelshit fan, im sick of those memesters mahrez and vardy, i dont have them in fpl because by every logic they have to FUCKING STOP SCORING and they always score fuckkkkkkkkkk
Is Fuchs ribery before the car accident?
>short haired "women"
What were the odds on Leicester winning the league before the start of the season?
I WILL TRY AND FIX YOU *guitar solo*
mahrez is fucking immense, where has he been all this time? fighting assad?
>>64244145
He's playing for a big team right now. Also he's on a hot streak and is overrated.
>>64244151
Giroud
>>64244137
That's the TV channel logo from the stream, there's nothing I can do.
MEMES
>>64244097
>Zouma is a world class defender
Literally Ramos tier defending
>>64244131
>Hetro 'love'
>>64244164
moyes
>>64244164
I'd say >moyes was funnier, >mouyes is almost tragic.
>>64244164
moyes was funnier because everyone hates mancs
nobody really cares about chelsea
>>64244164
Moyes is moyes , there will never be anything like moyes again... it was magical
>>64244167
>He didn't quit FPL in week 3
M8....
Oh Huth, you cheeky kraut
>>64244119
Kante is next best lad
deserves to be in the French squad at some point
>>64244164
Moyes
>that League Cup semi against Sunderland
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>>64244143
He did great with Monaco and was really popular in ours media.
>>64244164
>moyes
>>64244150
kek
>>64244170
This, with a couple exceptions
>>64244180
>Le Ramos is not good meme
>I know more about football than Del Bosque
>On 3 February 2013, Simpson was found lying in the street around the area of The Rice Flamebar and Grill in Manchester City Centre. He was unconscious with blood coming from his mouth. As reported by The Sun newspaper, Simpson collapsed after being hit following an argument while queuing for food. An ambulance was called and Simpson was taken to hospital and treated for concussion.
>>64244165
>women in general
Chelsea didn't chat shit tho
So can't get banged.
You can't get banged if you don't chat shit
>Mourinho RUNNING
>>64244200
>He did great with a money club
>an achievement
>Epl so shit that 2 good players and a crappy coach are enough to tear it apart
THEY LITERALLY DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER GOOD PLAYERS
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
What do you think of the new peep show lads?
Best in a while, but they seem a bit old for it. Mitchell's hairline cover up attempt has him looking like hitler.
>>64244164
>moyes
>>64244119
HUTH
>>64244164
Moyes was funnier because you had emotions, amazing things like the 2-2, those minutes where he was eliminating Bayern, and more.
Chelsea and Mouyes have constantly shit.
>>64244198
If Vardy isn't starting for England come Euro 2016 because Woyes keeps playing Pooney I will cry.
>>64244225
That's the joke, man
>yfw Foxes will win the league literally by just giving away the ball and then bullying all opponents with relentless tackling
>yfw Chelsea will keep getting called 'reigning Premier League champions' until the end of the season
>yfw I have no face
>>64244224
I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
>>64244151
Calum Wilson
>>64244097
This is genuinely a good goal
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG
>>64244225
mark's character changed so much, he's pretty much a sociopath now
>>64244170
>insecure 'men'
>>64244164
>>64244097
>that sudden run
>that pass
Was it luck or pure chemistry?
>>64244198
Easily my favourite night on /sp/
That was the funniest football match i've ever seen
>>64244213
>not realizing this is banging for mouyes's culmination of shit chatted throughout his professional career
>>64244221
Except all their players are performing well. Kante is what you would call a "good" player
>>64244198
i think the fulham game was a funnier
>moyes
desu
>You will never bury Mouyes alive
Life is suffering
>>64244119
It goes
1) Mahrez
2) Kante
3) Vardy
>>64244219
they were in Ligue 2 retard
>>64244164
Moyes is something we will never see again.
>On 20 May 2015, Simpson was found guilty of assaulting his then-girlfriend and mother of his child Stephanie Ward on 28 December 2014.He was sentenced to 300 hours of community service
Leicester team is full of racists and molesters. They should be kicked out of league.
>>64244267
>>64244165
Imho it was evident Mourinho lost it when he told Hazard to take that decisive penalty against Stoke. And yeah, Chelsea need Ancelotti back presto, the champioship is getting realer with each week.
at what point does leicester stop being a meme and become a team people legitimately respect?
>>64244225
Genuinely forgot it was airing
>>64244225
boycotted watching it because of Webb's attacks on Corbyn desu
>lester city will win the champions league before Arsenal
Is there a bigger kek in football than Wenger?
Who /BNP/ Here?
>>64244164
Moyes
>>64244225
Greater than the last few seasons, pretty depressing/insane(great cringe, though). No idea how the last episode is gonna go.
>enjoying the bantz
>half time every thread
i-it's not my fault I have these genes
>yfw the moment Ranieri gets to 40 points, he starts doing stupid shit like playing 2 defenders and 7 midfielders and Leicester don't pick up another point all season
>>64244274
Kante is their only other player who really stands out, maybe Fuchs too, but both of them will never enter EPL team of the season or something, not even close
christ alive chelsea might even get relegated.
newcastle are in better form, and sunderland are better organized
>>64244275
Oh wow I have almost forgot that game
>>64244180
I think it's because Terry is in a bad position. He should be closer to Zouma but he was drawn out..
>>64244134
source
>>64244315
Kind of looks like a less manjawed ScarJo.
>>64244235
>implying he won't get injured a month before the tournament
>>64244289
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>tourism advert for Turkey
>>64244331
yo soy
Talk about soccer here, not about stupid whores. I called a mod to fix this shit.
>>64244289
holy shit
Vardy is gonna be the next one season wonder?
>>64244333
>MUH HERITAGE
/sp/ - brehs
>>64244303
Jokes on you, already have
>>64244346
>sunderland are better organized
You forget that Sunderland have the power of self-implosion at any given second.
Always been a ass man but been getting into boobs in my later years t bh
Will Mouyes have something to say at the press conference if chelsea lose the match?
>>64244217
That pic always makes me lol
fuck off steve
>>64244379
pls no bully
>>64244373
DELETE THIS
>>64244381
i was referring to my own self
>>64244376
Even if he is a one season wonder it's better than any other one season wonder in years.
Man United be knocking on Vardy's door
>>64244385
Reminder that Sunderland is the only one to take Chelsea down in Stanford Bridge 2 seasons ago.
>niggers singing
>>64244390
10/10 tits >> 10/10 ass tßh
Ok, where will Mahrez be going to next season?
>>64244289
gott im himmel
Top 5 players in the world right now
Vardy
Messi
Neymar
Okore
Lewandowski
chelsea is gay
check em
>>64244376
He was great the season before last too.
Stop replying to them lads
Just keep reporting , they will be banned
why are you guys posting pictures of women in a football thread
>you will never behead mouyes
Fuck
>>64244164
> that Olympiakos game against >moyes
>moyes will always >moyes
Thought Lampard was in the states?
>>64244445
>>64244446
Fuck off to be quite honest.
>>64244373
football motherfucker, football
>all these slags
Is /sp/, dare I say it, back?
>>64244391
They lost against the league leaders, you can't blame him. It's the expected result.
Why are you guys always posting fat slags?
>>64244444
Ooh wee
>>64244445
They made this bong miss his prayer time hahaha
>>64244444
W I T N E S S E D
STOP POSTING SO FUCKING FAST REEEE
>>64244418
>leaving the highly exciting top team of the league to play boreball with Lang Baal's filohsofie
>>64244443
>07:55:04
>>64244444
>07:55:03
Fucking rigged
I am going to masturbate now.
I hope you lot are fucking happy now
>>64244495
is your laptop overheating?
>>64244425
Doesn't mean they're completely capable though.
This is a team that managed to concede 8 goals in 90 minutes... twice.
i know the secret to getting a gf but nobody will respond to this post so i won't say it
>malaysian adverts
fucking hell 2 nukes was not enough
![500_F_49534153_9likmrOswau51PH3zeZsAR7ogcxAwTGv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c6dCvoL.jpg "500_F_49534153_9likmrOswau51PH3zeZsAR7ogcxAwTGv[1].jpg")
why dont all soccer teams just consistently send players running to opponent end to get corner kick ?
>>64244039
He looks emotionally dead and profesionally clueless now. How the hell does he keep his job?
Report every non football talk.
>>64244444
>>64244443
So close :'(
>>64244171
2500:1 or 2501.00
Theyre still 67:1 or 68.00
>>64244518
@savedyouaresponse:
rsdtyler
>>64244479
>clips
>Report every non football talk.
>>64244134
>it didn't work the first time, I'll fail again
I'm watching the match on an American stream and they have quite the qt HT blonde there
Although she sounds British
>>64244518
Would I get a gf if I kill mouyes?
>>64244373
>this flag
>calls football soccer
>>64244560
she is british you stupid mouth breather
>>64244175
>lester
>big team
Im talking a consistent champ or runner up in a too 5 league
>>64244479
Why does her face look weird?
>>64244444
Check that quint
>I come to /sp/ for serious discussions about sports
>anything not sport related should be reported and deleted.
brits advertise alpecin with the slogan
"german engineering for your hair"
that's just said and an embarrasment for the whole queendom. keks
>>64244552
tibs febora :DDD
WILL AN INDIAN PLEASE POST SO I CAN USE MY POO IN LOO PASTA
>>64244442
>Messi over Neymar
>>64244575
have been a nose breather since 2005 m8
Its 45 big, what more do you niggers want.
>NBCSN chirps
</3
MODS MODS MODS
delete lewd photos and let us talk about football
jolly good show lads
>>64244583
why's that dog wearing a hat for?
>>64244545
Thanks for the reply. I'm amazed if they're still 67-68. Gonna put a cheeky tenner on them for sure then
>>64244580
She is naturally ugly, why else would she work out to deflect attention away from her face? Probably harboring some Mongolian genes.
Can someone explain to me why any heterosexual /sp/artan would have a problem with half time slags?
Are you reading this on a big screen with your nan or something?
>no tanned, mallorca visting, ray winstone dad, mesh dress, pushup bra, corrie watching, WKD drinking, dominos eating, grime loving, Sports directing working gf
All maymays aside how do I land a slag gf lads?
yey internet
baw 1-0
fuck off people who took it away from me
>>64244610
tell us what you think of it afterwards, I feel like the coverage is fair and impartial but how does it compare to euro coverage?
>>64244621
Forgot how cancerous adverts were. Taking adblock for granted 2bh
>>64244627
They are probably the ones who want to watch somebody get keked because they have never had a girl themselves
I want to see that british blonde from yank tv now.
I hate women
>>64244637
you can bring dogs to baseball games?
top chuckle
carra telling it how it is
>>64244560
she's ugly as fuck, dont let the accent and the pandering get to you
SUWOOP
>>64244661
they would probably find as much entertainment in it as a person would
>>64244620
Prefer this one desu
>>64244661
someone has to watch the games
cancerous board and cancerous thread, i am going to talk about football somewhere else, you re just pathetic virgins
just demolished a whole pack of rich teas in that half time break
what am I like
>Costa telling others they're sleeping
Was Costa telling Matic to stop sleeping there?
>>64244649
Just search Rebecca Lowe
She isn't that great desu
>Pedro's face
top iei
if this post does not end in dubs i will record myself eating my own poop in a chelsea jersey
CHAT
CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT
>>64244661
Hey, she's a nice girl
COSTA IS ABOUT TO GET BANGED
>Costa Chatting shit
OH SHIT
Has anybody seen the vardy salted crisps?
COSTA CHATTING SHIT
COSTA CHATTING SHIT
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
OH SHIT HE WANTED A BANGING
>>64244684
bye m8.
Try not to start another war you warmongering cunt.
Costa asking to get BANGED
costa pls
