Patriots (10-2)
Texans (6-6)
Get in here faggots.
>>64224766
first for nervous
>>64224814
Same, a win here would go a long way towards a playoff team
>>64224766
For fuck's sake, Brady, PLEASE kill the Texans so we can take the South lead.
Go pats
Been a couple rough weeks we could definitely use this win
>>64224766
>10-2
lmao
>>64225023
>5-8
Expecting a Texans loss unless the clock hits zeros with Texans > Cheatriots.
>inb4 three in a row
I'm putting money on at least 3,5 sacks on Brady tonight desu
you have 10 seconds to name a bigger meme player than JJ Watt
>>64226355
Wow
Quite the astute prediction
>>64226401
OBJ
>>64225098
>10-2
>rough
Oh c'mon
>>64226401
Scam Newtob
>le jj watt is a meme player meme
Stop this
>>64226401
cam newton
Texans so far this season with a one score loss to the Panthers, a string of good wins against the Bengals, Jets, and Saints, but a bad loss last week to the Bills, big score losses to the Falcons and Dolphins, and a small loss to the terrible Colts.
Pats we all pretty much already know. Anyone taken the time to look at the matchups in this game?
>>64226463
He is, though.
He's maybe the best DE in the league, but also one of the most marketable and recognizable players at this point - therefore a meme.
What's a meme player? A bad player that happens to be popular?
>>64224766
JJ Watt 4 sacks, Brady out with broken ankle in 4th quarter.
I am calling it.
Cap this cap.
>>64226547
Anyone I don't like that isn't on my favorite team
Any live streams of this game?
>>64226503
This. Meme doesn't inherently mean bad (though meme players may be overrated because of their marketability, which maybe is what was being implied?).
Cam Newton is overrated, for example, but Watt is way more marketable, and therefore probably the more memeish player.
>>64226549
Peyton, Andy and Tom... all sit and watch their teams fight for the 1 seed.
>>64226575
Then Bradford is a helluva meme player
last digit of my post is Watt's sack total this game
Oh, all of you glorious, cock-sucking, hand-waving, man-purse-toting, nancy-boy Patsfags
Another Pats game in prime time = shitposting into oblivion
>>64226624
Last digit of my post is completely random (other than being sequential with other posts) and has no effect on the already high probability that Houston fails to make the playoffs this year.
>>64226624
Ridiculously high yet attainable
Noted.
>>64224814
Both sides nervous here bro.
>Jeff Howe @jeffphowe 57s57 seconds ago
>J.J. Watt has a huge black club on his broken left hand.
>patriots never lose 3 in a row
>texans suck on primetime
>brian hoyer is the QB
thank god indy lost today making this game completely expendable
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>64224814
You're nervous? We're just hoping the Pats just cut the shit and play like the reigning Super Bowl champs they supposedly are. The past two weeks have been hideous, on special teams especially (refball during the Denver game notwithstanding)
>>64226721
Dlinemen are know to use those as weapons
>>64226547
Someone whose style is flashy and newfangled, but who is quickly figured out and quieted. Think Tebow or Kaepernick
>>64226808
>ADDING A LITTLE BIT OF PADDING TO HIS HAND
INFLATEGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64226777
>Hating your northern farm team
And here I was thinking this thread would be comfy
>tfw the pats have no answer for this meme team with its meme playoff dreams
i predict at least 4 meme plays tonight with one guaranteed cecil shorts pass. press M to give the texans enough memepower to meme the memetriots
>>64226401
Colin Kaepernick
Tim Tebow
Cam Newton
Russel Wilson
Richard Sherman
Leveon Bell
Dion Lewis (sadly)
Johnny Manlet
Thank you based Bungles
Thank you based Raddurs
>>64226851
>northern farm team
m8 we took ur OC and shit QBs because they knew his system and that's it. ur players traditionally suck when they leave belichick. the texans rarely if ever take ex-patriots. everyone, the eagles and ravens mostly, takes the texans players however
>>64226393
Not unlikely with the shitty state the O line is in, but you forget that Chandler Jones is on the other side of the field from Brian Hoyer, and he's the runner up in the league for sacks
dis gon be gud
11-2 INCOMING
>Falcons scored zero points
>Jags dropped a 50 burger
is this bizarro NFL?
>>64226949
and obviously crennel but at he's been with 2 other teams since the pats so that's not even applicable i feel
>>64226355
Stunning prediction
>>64225023
As long as it's not the Colts in the playoffs I'll be happy. After the shit they tried to pull last year they deserve nothing
>>64226976
So you're saying there is hope for my Texans
The Patriots haven't lost three games in a row since 2002.. There's no way they lose this one.
>tfw you will never have your way with a Cialis milf
>>64226949
>O'Brien
>Hoyer
>Mallet (but we don't talk about him up here)
>Wilfork (we miss him)
O'Brien and Wilfork are rather big names up here in New England, buddy
>>64225023
>jags or tits
>ever not getting dominated by JJ
kek literally half his sacks every year come from your shit teams
So glad the Colts lost. I don't have to feel miserable at the inevitable Texans loss
TRILL AS NIGGAS report in
/281/ gunspoint reporting in
>>64225023
Be fair, you guys HOSTED one, anyway.
>>64227016
Patsfag here, the Pats are still banged up on offense and have made enough bad special teams plays in the past 2 weeks to cover an entire season, there's a slight chance for you
Feeling a lot more confident in New England's chances this week than the previous two, though. Having Gronk back is huge.
>>64227072
Wut
>>64226355
I get you can tell me what the score will be before the game starts.
>>64227055
i did forget wilfork but i mentioned those already. 2 qbs because they know your former OCs system is hardly a "farm system move." to call the pats the farm system of anyone is incredibly laughable. i honestly don't know if i've ever heard of a patriots player leaving belichick and doing well elsewhere. you fags can't build or develop talent worth shit except for a few key hits, brady being the luckiest of all obviously
>>64227086
Texans are awful against the type of offense the Pats run. Grind is going to eat the Linebackers alive.
>>64227072
ayyyyy 281 nigga, cell phone reppin' dat 713 tho
>>64226438
Y'all keep thinking that.
>>64227072
512 but still trill whassup
>>64227100
It's a joke, buddy
If you don't get it, I hope you're cursed with an entire season of Ryan Mallett under center
>Dalton likely to miss rest of the season
>Buncos
It's all ogre, number 5 incoming.
Haaaaaaaaaa Gronk back niggas
Pats bros we fucking got this...
>>64226415
Can't count my chickens before they're hatched
>>64226586
>Cam Newton is overrated
>>64227132
i'm already cursed just with being a fan of this city's teams you think mallett is going to make things any worse???? YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME
>>64227103
The difference this year is that Coach OB knows what McDaniels is up to, because there's a ton of similarities.
who /J-E-T-S/ here?
>tfw the stillers and raiders won for us today
feels good lads
>>64227163
Stillers are going to be the end of you
>>64227156
I can tell you to hold out hope, because one day, someone like Drew Bledsoe will grace your team. He will be a precursor to Houston's own Tom Brady, and he will raise him well. Such is the fate of all Patriots teams, North and South
>>64227152
>le epic maymay image poster thinks Cam isn't overrated
wow im shocked make sure you go raise his madden ratings
>>64227157
Knowing doesn't mean much if you don't have the personnel
How fucking glorious will it be watching Carolina get absolutely kek'd and go nowhere in the playoffs
>>64226678
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT????.
>>64226624
last digit is how many TDs brady throws this game
>>64227181
stillers dont have the defense to cover the patriots receivers
>>64227157
This is the only thing that gives me hope. The Texans and Pats offenses are very similar and both are top 5 in the league in how quick they get rid of the ball. Maybe O'Brien knows some tendencies from coaching Brady he can take advantage of, maybe the defense is prepared against this type of offense with how often they see it in practice.
But then again, its primetime, and the pats never lose 3 in a row, and brian hoyer is the QB. so you know, just
>>64227162
I'd rather have the jests in the playoffs than the clots, if I'm being honest. At least the Jets haven't done anything insidious since 2007, aside from the Revis Tampering Incident of 2015
>>64227189
>>64227189
Ohmy.jpeg.gif.webm
someone screen cap that m'lady
>>64227181
The stoolers don't understand the concept of defense
>>64227186
Well, we know they're good through the first week anyway.
>>64227182
i appreciate the kind words but I already have accepted these teams will always leave me disappointed. your promises of false hope can do nothing to invoke a positive emotional response
>tfw no Erin Andrews sideline reporter for every game
Last digit of my post is how many weeks Brady misses recuperating from this game.
>c...cam newton is overrated i swear guys!
>>64227269
not even the best black quarterback in the NFC
who /BoB/ here??
>>64227269
Must be, he plays on the worst 10-0 team... no wait, worst 11-0, no worst 12-0, no, hold on, worst 13-0 team of all time. OF ALL TIME!
>>64227264
rip pats
>>64227234
Nothing will stop Big Ben from scoring
last digit is how many INTs Hoyer throws
>>64227285
>not even the best black quarterback in the NFC
Bridgewaterfags are delusional
well, today's the day lads! my gf finally agreed to kuck me, she's out of town and she's going to fuck the first guy who buys her a drink, i get to watch the video when she get back
>>64227320
>>64227321
Wilson's last 4 weeks have been more impressive than Cam's entire career
>>64227269
I don't even think he's overrated
at least on /sp/
you don't see fags spam cam all over
>>64227320
based hoyer
>>64227320
HAHAHAHA OH WOW
>>64227320
Noice! Let it be so!
>>64227330
Tom, you should rally be focusing on the game at this moment, man.
>>64227320
wew
Wilfork with the pregame speech, damn
>>64227320
HOYER THE DESTROYER MODE ACTIVATED
PATS ON SUICIDE WATCH
It's time to step it the fuck up!!! #GOPATS #LETSGOOOOOOOO
Last digit is how many TDs Brady throws tonight
>>64227320
nice
>>64227189
wew lads
who /shitpostingfromaustralia/ here?
>>64227375
my repeating digits say otherwise
>>64227394
AYYY
>>64227394
here
>>64227360
Fun fact, Tom Brady regularly takes naps right before he plays in games.
His first year starting, right before his first superbowl he played in, he took a nap in the locker room just minutes before the game.
How many pounds of food do you think Wilfork cound eat in one sitting? Over 5, right?
>>64227394
>Australia
>has a flag of Great Britain
Fuck off.
>>64227399
What is going on here
Last two digits are how much the patriots are up at HT
FYI, Texans you're still the worst team in Texas and will always be Dallas' little-big brother
Last digit is the number of Pats players that get hurt
>>64227399
Nice get f'am!
what team does Milana root for?
>>64227422
last 2 are how many they're up by at the end
>>64227424
>little-big brother
>>64227444
Based
>>64227424
C'mon dallas, your inferiority complex is showing too hard there
why are you watching this game tonight?
http://strawpoll.me/6261607
>>64227444
>444
LET IT HAPPEN
>>64227422
>>64227444
I love /sp/ sometimes.
>>64227457
Because it will be the first watchable game of the day
>>64227424
MOVING YO ST LOUIS AND BECOME THE SHERRIFS
>all these gets for both sides
What is this, a GET thread?
>>64227438
Team Cheeze-Itz
Fat bitch can fuck off.
last digit is how many more superb owls Brady wins before he calls it quits.
>>64227399
thanks for defending and confirming my prediction famalam
>>64227189
>>64227477
> sometimes
>>64227406
That is some shit you can't even make up.
Tom Brady is genetically modified to play this sport I think
>>64227477
You're delusional or don't browse enough boards to think this shithole isn't among the 5 best on this website
>Doing a meme survival show
So this is the president of the United States.
Apparently, in Australia you don't get to see the Carrie Underwood intro. I am sad now.
>>64227502
>that webm
That's the gayest thing I've ever seen and I'm a faggot
>>64226793
do you not know what injuries are?
>>64227524
> you don't get to see the Carrie Underwood intro
>Oh oh oh oh oh
>Oh oh oh oh oh
>Waitin all day for Sunday night
>Alright Sunday night, where are you?
>Waiting for the game that bleeds Red White and Blue
>You want some Football. We want it too
>Yeeeeaaaeeaah Yeah
>Hey Jack its a fact the shows back in town
>Patriots and the Texans in a nasty showdown
>The Staduims rocking time to TURN UP THE SOUND
>The NFL's best have come to play
>Coast to Coast theres just one thing left to sayiayiayiay yeah
>Been waitin all day for Sunday night
>Get on your feet for a star spangled fight
>Loving the game that everything is right
>Thats why wer're waiting all day for sunday niiiiight
*Guitar Solo*
>Sunday night football on NBC
>Come on along with the best on TV
>Theres stars all around it's the game to see
>Cause the NFL rocks on NBC
https://youtu.be/s3GEUtKclHk
IVE BEEN WAITIN ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT
SUNDAY NIGHT SHITPOST ON /SP/EEEEEEEEEEE!
Trips and Brady gets sleepy in the 3rd quarter.
Which team has the better defensive interior /sp/?
>>64227524
That sucks to hear.
>>64227456
Come to Dallas and say that, would you say that to my face after I pull my Ford F-150 extended cab over, got out, and raised my Romo Wal Mart shirt/jersey hybrid, revealing my pistol tucked into my pants pressed against my abs? Then would you talk shit?
I wanna cum inside of carrie
HEY JACK
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>>64227524
feelbadman.jpeg
who /pats/ here?
Last two digits is ammount of Gronk TDs
WEEKY REMINDER THAT THIS WEAK ASS OPENING THEME REPLACED THE GOAT HANK WILLIAMS JR. THEME BECAUSE SJWs KEKED THE NFL.
KEKED THE NFL
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hey jack its a fact
>>64227566
lold nailed it
>>64227495
Based canuck.
America's most respected rival
>ywn taste Carrie's thighs
>>64227583
W T F
T
F
SHITPOSTING ON SPEEEÈEEEEE
>>64227583
Seems possible.
>>64227589
You mean those kikes at Disney cu_cked MNF.
>>64227589
keked the nfl?
what?
apolgy for poor english
ow ow ow oh ha
i have been watinn all day for the Sunny Nites
all is riting where is you?
>>64227580
We out here
BATTLE RED DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
I want to jack off to those uniforms
>JJ Watt and HIS Texans
he literally is the team isn't he
>>64227580
That intro was the goat American music and sports combo of the past few years. Anyone from abroad would see that and kek so hard. Yet I still love it lads.
>>64227580
/pats/ reporting in.
Last two digits of this post is the jersey number of the player who scores the winning TD
Brady's cock is already on Collinsworth's tonsils
>that zoom out that the camera does to get Collinsworth into the shot after Al does his back story monologue
Fucking based.
Last two digits = most influential Patriots player's jersey number today.
>>64227622
At this point yea
Texans have no qb right now...
>>64227631
Jamie Collins? Sounds about right
wow Carrie and Antonio looked really really good together, I hope they start dating lol
>>64227580
Niggah here rocking /781/>>64227589
>>64227622
Became his team the moment Dre left and Foster tore his vagina
is wilfork going to kill brady tonight
>>64227639
>tfw no more Woodhead
Tfw I almost hit the SNF bus trying to get a picture of it earlier this week
>the stupid Collinsworth grin when they pan out
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
who /restofdivisionlostbutmyteamwon/ here?
How much would you pay for Gronk and Watt to double team your gf?
if this post ends in 66 pats win
>>64227320
This should be a good game now!
if this post ends in repeating digits gissels cock is bigger than toms by 22cm
What does spee think of my shit drawing?
>>64227653
Wilfork sacks are pretty rare bro
>>64227656
where was it?
>>64227653
Of course not. Willie and Brady have been best of buds. It's Bill he hates
What do I say?
last digit is the confirmed size that Brady is packing (inches)
>>64227662
close but no cigar patsfag
>>64227658
so far at least
Be honest with me - are you going to brush your teeth before you fall asleep /sp/? Or will you go to bed with dirty teeth?
Dubs and the Pats win out the season only to lose the Championship in a few weeks
>>64227690
heh
>>64227686
Tell her your dad works at Disney
>>64227684
looks like texarkana or some shit
>>64227690
Who ever plays against the faygtriots has my support
Go Texans (?).. the fuck.. didn't these fools used to be the Oilers?
>>64227700
fuck off
>>64227690
brady's a she?
>>64227690
top kek m8
>>64227686
>19
More like 39
>>64227686
wow that is some schnoz
>>64227686
ask her how big her dad is
>>64227684
I-12 in Louisiana
>>64227721
Can't argue with those digits m8o
>>64227720
Those are the thotans
>>64227686
I wanna make love with you in the showers. You are the only girl I want in my life.
>>64227680
Nice here's mine.
>>64227698
I brush my teeth bimonthly at best. Yes I'm from Texas.
When will meme wars just fucking die?
>>64227580
/860/ reporting
>>64227631
>player off the practice squad
if your bold prediction comes true my sides will transcend dimensions
>>64227686
why are you wasting your time getting a terrible degree at such an elite expensive school
>>64227720
Why don't teams do this anymore?
9/10
>>64227756
because it triggers me
>>64227750
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>tfw Aggie and Texans fan
>>64227690
so its an inny
No hightower fuck
>>64227748
/860/ as well
get fukked patsfag
>>64227643
collins is 91 family>>64227647
>drop kick
Another Patriots coin toss won. Fucking cheaters.
Hoping for J.J. Watt to give Tom Gronkbabby a career ending injury 2bh lads
>>64227465
>cant pick Patriots because Im a fan and Patriots so I can shitpost
>New England won the toss AGAIN
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>NRG stadium
Kek
Pathetic
PATRIOTS BTFOO
>>64227777
annotated
>White uniforms
Pepper up
hoyer da ugliest qb in da league
Americans: 45
Spics: 10
>tip Fiedorowicz
