>manure
>lang baal
>>64201041
>team is placed lower than manure in a worse league
i was always a fan
>loan out januzaj and wilson
>play pereira and powell
phhhhiilsopphyy
>>64201041
>Neverkusen
>19 games
>16 goals
>2 assists
>>64201224
Dam
>>64201247
So how many scores could he score in a weaker like (say EPL for example)?
*goals
Sorry I was too euphoric.
>>64201283
>>64201295
He would be literally unstoppable.
>>64201041
I haven't been following him, I know he has been scoring goals but is he still a tap in merchant?
>>64201041
>>lang baal
Isn't he muh possession babby?
>You now remember he played at Real Madrid.
>>64201766
Scores many tap ins
But also works like crazy
>>64201041
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's take this striker and actually use him as a fucking striker instead of as a tool to get Mexicans to buy merchandise!"
>>64201283
He would be unstoppable.
>tfw Spurs were linked to Chicharito in the summer
>tfw Levy decided to go for Berahino and N'jie instead
>tfw no Kane-Chicharito strike partnership
>>64201865
>scores hattrick
>fans chanted kießling's name at the end instead because he's the fan favourite and was going through a rough patch
felt a little bad for him desu
>>64201912
He can habdle it
He won't win anything with Neverkusen, but I'd like him to win the cannon. I love that kleine Erbse.
>>64201912
Kießling being their favorite says a lot about the nature of Leverkusen fans.
>>64202012
He's been with the club for 10 years and is on the verge of leaving. Settle down, customer.
>>64202012
That they're not mindless customers who just cheer on the flavor of the day? :^)
>be chicha
>be shit in england
>be shit in spain
>be a god in germany
holy shit what a meme league
>>64202090
At least Germany have a recent World Cup AND a team in the Top 3 of the world. :^)
>>64202090
>not enjoying memes
What are you even doing here?
>>64202090
>get played out of position by meme coaches
>play shit
>go to germany
>get played in his favorite position by decent coach
>be good
>>64202133
>decent coach
kek pek
>>64202140
>hatinh roger
Fuck off
>>64202150
Someone can be a bad coach without me having to hate them. :^)
>>64202154
Zehn Punkte Abzug für Gryffindor.
>>64202012
>10 years with the club and second best goalscorer of all time
>humble, hard worker, always puts team over himself, active in the region
hurr how could he possible be popular
>>64202133
This is literally all it is. Turns out that the striker scores more goals when he's allowed to play as a starting striker instead of a backup for Shrek or Pepe Le Blackmail. Fucking stunning.
>>64201041
Bump
>>64201059
>worse team
>get defeated of cl by a german team positioned lower than manu
Kagawa too, it's like any offensive minded player becomes 100x better when they leave that boring ass club
>>64202140
>not appreciating powerfußball
it's like you hate fun
is he finally becoming elite?
>>64201976
Looks like a penis kek
>>64201766
two of his three goals yesterday were not tap-ins but actually nice goals, he even scored a very good goal
>>64201224
damn son
Tell me about the cheech, why does he pray?
>>64206307
>>64206307
The first goal was dope
>>64202090
>be shit at top teams
>be good at lower CL/EL teams
If he went to Bayern he would be shit for them too. He would come on as a substitute in late in the game when Bayern already won the game, having no impact at all just as he did at Real and United.
If he went to Tottenham or Sevilla he would probably be just as good for them as he is for Leverkusen.
>>64201766
>implying Donaldo isn't the a tap in merchant plus penalty score grabber
Neverkusens are huge chokers though, he won't win anything here.
Why is Chicharito a meme player?
His stats say otherwise.