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>If you can't beat them, join them
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I would die laughing if he went to Barca just to spite Raqqa Benitez.
barcelona wouldn't want him
>>64162286
That would depend on how cheap he would be and how low his wages could go.
>>64162381
He won't be going there for free and the last thing on Barcas agenda is 70 mil for a fucking has-been bullshit player.
>>64162286
Im sure >we would. Our reserves team is struggling at third division and maybe a player like Ronaldo could help them with his penalties and his mighty tap-ins
He'll move to Liga MX, mark my words.
>>64162286
>Barcelona wouldn't want to kek Real like never before
Sure
>>64162904
Which club?
>>64162911
Most likely America, it's the same shit as Real Madrid.
>>64162919
Pretty much
>>64162904
lol no
>>64162904
>moving from a first world country to Mexico
Why would he do that?
>>64160840
he would sit on the bench at Barcelona though
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64163000
>moving from a first world country to Mexico
>first world country
He's living in Spain now m8
>>64163000
>spain
>first world
LEL
italy too btw
>>64160840
>any top club wanting a 33 year old Ronaldo
He will be a MLS player when hes done at madshit
ronaldo and messi together, Real has the galácticos but Barcelona would have the autisticos
>>64170583
laughed
>>64160840
You'd think he'd know what Figo went through after switching between those two teams with fanbases consisting of absolute madmen.
>>64160840
>all options
hopefully including suicide
>>64170583
>the autisticos
fuck, that's a cool name...
>messi breaks boateng's ankles and loops over neuer
>ronaldo visibly upset he didn't get the ball
>suarez with a top corner strike
>ronaldo kicking the grass in anger
>neymar gets the assist from messi
>ronaldo livid talking to himself
It wouldn't work
>>64162910
This. Barca would do it just for the laughs.
>>64176659
Pretty expensive purchase just for the laughs
we won't even want him
fuck off queer boy, we're having messi
>>64174846
imagine messi's run in the copa del ray final and ronaldo at the side fuming that he didn't pass it, it would be glorious
>>64180349
>we
>>64179945
wouldn't be the first time they did it
imagine him moving to barca
imagine the mudslime butthurt
it is palpable even in my mind
this needs to happen
He will end up going to the MLS for a massive payday at one of these teams:
>NYCFC
>Red Bulls
>LA GALAXY
>LAFC
>Miami
Literally almost every player has said something like this
>>64180775
he's already said he doesn't want to do that
>>64180672
zubelida?
>>64180415
so much this
TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>post yfw he joins a random lower-tier Bundesliga team so he can statpad whilst still being noticed by a reasonably large audience
>>64190445
better him that bitcharito being called the greatest by all these fucking mexicans with nerverkusen
>>64160865
>>64162286
>>64162919
Real Madrid has clauses in their contract which state none of their players can go on to join Barcelona, I think the reverse is true as well.
He also previously stated he'd rather just retire than go to shitter leagues like America.
>>64180855
LA will have over a million ways to change his mind when he's 33
>TFW he comes and joins based PALACE
>>64191423
>implying he wont partner up with vardy
>barca losing games because donaldo won't pass the ball
>in my mind I passed the ball
fuck off ronaldo is the GOAT
>>64191136
>Real Madrid has clauses in their contract which state none of their players can go on to join Barcelona
is that legal?
>>64205095
I doubt it tbqh otherwise there wouldn't have been players like figo Luis Enrique etx
>>64163000
>first world country
lel
>>64204991
You don't know shit about anything
>>64191136
there is a 0% chance Jorge Mendes would allow that type of clause in any of his clients contracts. All he cares about is making money and this would just hurt himself.
>>64160840
He'll go to PSG for 3 years, same money as Man City and minus the scrutiny of personal performance in the majority of the season, which is low quality French teams
When he's 34/35 he will go to America or the Middle East for a final pay day, then retire at 38
Screencap this
>>64205790
wow, PSG buying old stars and super old players going to the USA, such a bold prediction
>>64205679
fuck off just look at his stats he's just as good of not better than messhit
>>64211880
that's what I thought
>>64191008
U mad m8?
>>64160840
Litterally worse than Neymar
>>64218715
build wall chicano
>>64160840
The plastic surgery really shows in this pic
>>64191136
Thats false as fuck.
They don't buy each other players basically because players don't want to join the rival, they can't afford them since there will be no negotiation and it would start some kind of civil war.
>>64220420
if they could madrid would buy messi
>>64224090
i don't know,it's one of the players Real Madrid fans hate the most
100% real
no fake
trust me, my dad works for barca
>>64220420
>Who's Figo
>Who's Balotelli
>Who's Torres
>Who's Ibrahimovic
what exactly does TSSSUUUUUUUU mean?
>>64224493
what would have happened in this alternate universe?
>>64162286
>le ronaldo is bad meme
You spend too much time on /sp/ laddie
>>64224653
Madrid celebrates la vigesima
>>64224737
He's worse than all of MSN right now. Why would they pay someone 400k a week to sit on the bench?
>>64224737
TSUUUUUUU
>>64224823
He is much better than nerman, don't kid yourself
>>64224623
Ronaldo's declaration of being tsundere
>>64224932
that's what I figured, goodness /sp/ has some shit taste.
>>64224880
aha, aha, ahahahaha
>>64224623
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64224557
What are you talking about Muhammad?
>>64170583
Nice one mate
>>64224653
you would be white
>>64170583
Kek
>>64170583
"In my mind _____ (insert an autism)"
>>64224777
Godly trips of truth.
Also Roncero would have gone into surgery and hormonal therapy in order to become a woman with functional reproductive organs, just to get pregnant with Messi's babby
>>64230816
I'd like to hear his list of excuses as to why he suddenly believes messi truly is GOAT now that he's with madrid
he's coming to arsenal
>>64191136
Lol wut?
figo was what?
